Crossing the LineChapter 6 M eacute nage agrave Trois
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Chào các chuyên gia tư vấn của trung tâm tham vấn tâm lý Hoàng Nhân!Năm nay em 19 tuổi. Từ nhỏ đến lớn em luôn đuợc ba mẹ cưng chiều, sống yên ấm trong vòng tay của gia đình, hầu như không phải làm việc gì trừ việc học. Trong mắt mọi người em là một cô bé ngoan ngoãn, học giỏi, là một tấm gương sáng và thực tế là em đã gặt hái được nhiều thành công trong học tập. Trong mắt bạn bè thì em là một cô bé vô tư, trong sáng. Năm vừa qua em đã đậu vào một trường đại học lớn. Do...
Introduction: Il racconto narra di un uomo e una donna che hanno una relazione cibernetica, e di un ipotetico loro incontro, dopo che da tempo reprimevano le reciproche pulsioni per timore di rovinare lamicizia. Incontro che forse diventer? reale. Narra di quando un giorno luomo prende liniziativa e si dichiara, ed esplodono entrambi in un turbinio di erotica passione, appagando tutti i desideri repressi da troppo tempo. Il racconto ? a tratti romantico, a tratti erotico, ? esplicito e...
Menage a Trois. It was just a couple weeks before my 18 th birthday. I had graduated from high school in June. Because of the poor job climate, I put a notice on the “Jobs Wanted” board outside a local market. “Hard working young man willing to mow lawns, clean garage, basement, and attic, pick-up truck for hauling trash, odd jobs. Reasonable Rates with guarantee of satisfaction!” along with my name and phone number. A few days later, I received a call from a Mrs. Jacks. I knew the name, Mr....
Wife LoversShe was married with a two year old child and as far as I know, is still married to this day with two grown up children. Whilst over a period of five years of our friendship we were carnally acquainted none was more bizarre than the circumstances of our first sexual encounter. Allow me to introduce the characters of this story. Jean Marie (JM) Renard was French, he lived and worked in what, at the time, was West Berlin. Dominique Lagrange was French, she too lived and worked in...
Dés mon plus jeune âge, j'ai été attiré par les choses du sexe. A Paris, lors d'un séjour chez une copine, il m'est arrivée une histoire cocasse. Aux heures de pointe, nous étions serrés comme des sardines dans le wagon. Tout à coup, j’ai senti une main se poser une fesse. Au début, j’ai cru à une maladresse, mais la pression des doigts de l’inconnu se faisait de plus en plus franche et commençait à s'insinuer dans la raie de mes fesses. J'ai voulu me retourner vers l’importun mais serrés comme...
Mon épouse rentrait très tard d'une réunion de travail terminée par un repas et une soirée (01h25 de la nuit) et en cours de route elle s'est arrêtée sur le bas côté pour voir ce qui n'allait pas. En fait un pneu crevé, Une voiture qui la suivait s'est arrêtée et un jeune arabe est allé la voir et lui a proposé sans se départir de changer la roue contre une fellation.Je suppose que la tenue de ma femme y a été aussi pour beaucoup : petit tailleur noir, chemisier blanc jupe courte fendue sur un...
Béatrice inspecte ma féminitéNous faisions l'amour dés que nous nous voyons dans l'intimité. A 70 ans, il y avait de la part de ma belle-mère une sorte de rage, inconnue d'elle-même, à explorer toujours plus les arcanes de nos sensualités, une soif de tendresse et de jouissance. Nous n'en revenions pas de cette révélation soudaine tant cela nous était inconcevable ainsi que pour nos proches qui ignoraient tout. Un jour, Béatrice me demanda de m'habiller de mon mieux en femme, tandis qu'elle...
En couple, Nous avons décidés de pimenter notre couple après une vie correct, au lieu de tromper pourquoi pas libertiner...La trentaine deux enfants, j'aime boire. lolApres inscription sur différents sites, on faisait les difficiles concernant les couples.Le feeling, les attentions, l'expériences etc... apprendre a se connaitre et plus si affinité....Seulement voila après avoir échangé différents dialogues avec un couple de saint pierre qui nous tapait a l'oeil, l’expérience commence à devenir...
Je conçois qu'on nous enferme dans la catégorie des veules et deslâches. Un mâle est prêt à tout pour obtenir une femelle. Depuislongtemps je convoitais la femme de mon meilleur ami. Je savais ce genred'infidélité et de frasques assez banal et pour le coup sordide. Je nepensais pas qu'un jour je m'abaisserais à un si bas étiage. On devraitêtre plus humble. Les abjects ne sont pas si loin des nobles. Je fus cejour-là une canaille. Pour ma défense la miss en question n'était pas enreste. Je lui...
Il Racconto Di un marito Cornuto.Continuavo a domandarmi cosa avesse mia moglie Sissi. Da circa una settimana il suo atteggiamento era divenuto insolito. Sembrava sempre sovrappensiero, distratta; quando le parlavo avevo l'impressione che neanche mi ascoltasse. Alle telefonate rispondeva in modo evasivo e frettoloso, quando invece eravamo insieme evitava di incrociare il mio sguardo. Non riuscivo a capire, ero molto confuso. Stavamo sposati ormai da pochi anni e non l'avevo mai vista con un...
- Hi Abbie!- Hi Flynn, she answered me with her hot lovely smile :)- Ok, so it's time for your weekly fitness session, hope you're excited!I actually knew she was because she was already in her sport's outfit when she opened the door... It was skin-tight, I loved it ;)We started the workouts with the warrior 3 pose and I maintained Abbie's pelvis to help her... It's started to make me really hard because let's be honest, this girl is so fucking hot!Suddenly she complained about a pain in her...
Annie vient de se lever, elle sort de la salle de bains le corps enveloppé dans une serviette quand on sonne à la porte.Intriguée elle regarde par le judas, deux hommes en costume gris patientent devant sa porte."Oui ?""Bonjour madame c'est pour une livraison""Ah mais je n'ai rien commandé.""D'après mon bon de livraison il s'agit d'un cadeau. Pouvez-vous nous laisser entrer pour que nous puissions effectuer notre livraison ?""Euh oui, une seconde."Elle ouvre la porte et les deux hommes entrent...
Sarah and I chatted on the way home from seeing Mike and Maria. We both agreed we had enjoyed it and wanted to do more. I would really fancy seeing Mike fuck you said Sarah. Maria did a good job cleaning my pussy out after he came in me – I think it will be fun having her eat me. I want to see how different it is being sucked off by a woman – yes, and sucking her off too. We were still randy when we do got home. We were in bed naked within seconds, kissing, sucking, licking each other. I sank...
We had expected to return to York when our tour of duty in Bosnia was over, but the bastards at MoD sent us to bloody Catterick. There were two good reasons why that posting was not well received by the Erbs. The first because most of us were looking forward to re-establishing relationships with the fair maids of York, or in Russ Stilkins' case the fair maids of Nippon. The second reason was that, for those of us 'rejected' by 2 RGJ, it would be returning to face their derision. Since our...
I managed to get a seat on the night train to Edinburgh; I would have a wait of a couple of hours at Darlington for the Catterick Flyer in the morning but there was no point in hanging about Plaistow. As I sat in my less than luxurious seat I reflected on the past few days, and wondered where it had all gone wrong. I had arrived home on leave, armoured by my high moral behaviour of being celibate for six months. If that didn't put me on the side of the angels I don't know what would....
November 18, 2000, Chicago, Illinois “Hi!” Winter’s sisters, Summer and Autumn, and their friend Brooke exclaimed when they saw me. “Well, if it isn’t three members of «Le Quattro Stagioni»!” I grinned. “All of whom are married or engaged!” Vickie said from behind me. “I wonder if I could get a hall pass...” Brooke said, winking. “You go ask Bob if he’s Ok with THAT!” Vickie snickered. “Maybe not the best idea I’ve had today,” Brooke agreed. “Dance later, Steve?” “Of course!” “Do you...
"So, how much do you need right now?" Art said "About two million." "Tell ya what ... if it's ok with everybody. Open your account with the Monster Millions check, I'll draw on that to give everybody Cashiers checks and you can either open an account with it or take it to Auburn and deposit it there." That seemed fair to everybody. The Little Brown Jug Blind Trust was opened with a deposit of eleven million seven hundred twenty five thousand dollars. The bank then ... using the...
The boy has his towel around his neck, and the girls have theirs around them. All three kids were from different families, and none were eating in the dining area tonight. Ellen went to the cabin to get beach blankets that I laid them on after re-rolling them in their towels. I borrowed some of the dishtowels to roll up to make pillows for their head. Ellen went over to nudge them from time to time to get them to wake up, but they would roll over to go back to sleep. “Daddy,” Ellen told...
Menage a Trois. It was just a couple weeks before my 18 th birthday. I had graduated from high school in June. Because of the poor job climate, I put a notice on the “Jobs Wanted” board outside a local market. “Hard working young man willing to mow lawns, clean garage, basement, and attic, pick-up truck for hauling trash, odd jobs. Reasonable Rates with guarantee of satisfaction!” along with my name and phone number. A few days later, I received a call from a Mrs. Jacks. I knew the name,...
Episode 16 I was fortunate enough to have a ménage-a-trois with two gorgeous girls who just happen to be among my best friends. This is the follow up to Friends With Benefits Begins. The summer before my junior year at UGA started I had just experienced a great “friends with benefits” saga with Katie. What could be better? Katie and her best friend Kelli, both at the same time!! That’s what could be even better! It was about a week and a half before fall classes began at the University of...
Sitting at the table across from Florence Joseph, Sebastien Renard watched her eat. The big and tall young Haitian-American man smiled wistfully. Things were going pretty good. Here she was, having dinner with him and his grandmother Cecilia. Also present were Florence’s younger brother and granny. Sebastien played the part of the congenial host, loving every moment of it. If only Florence didn’t look so damn uncomfortable. Sebastien found himself oddly perturbed by that. The plan was to get...
“You look beautiful Tori,” she said and placed my favorite breakfast French toast on the table for me with a fresh glass of milk. I can’t explain why but I felt sick swallowing each bite down and managed to drink half the milk and eat half of one of the two slices of French toast. I cut up the whole slice and pushed it around my plate for a while. My mother went upstairs to check on Sherri and I was able to clear my plate and washed the rest of my breakfast down the garbage disposal. ...
My best friend Chris and I would get drunk every now and then and most times we ended up fooling around with each other. This one time we were at his parents place and we started getting a bit frisky just after his parents had gone to bed for the night. We made our way upstairs to his bedroom and I thought I’d try something different. So I stripped him off and handcuffed him to the bed. I then pulled up my skirt and teasingly removed my g-string. After rubbing it on my pussy a few...
I feel like I’m in an episode of The Twilight Zone. The hotel room I shared with my boyfriend just last night has been invaded by his uncle and former aunt. Mere hours after Kyle left me to join the pro tennis circuit, I have fucked his uncle, and now his ex-aunt is putting the moves on me. Surreal doesn’t even begin to describe it. Leslie’s lips are tasting mine, her tongue has invaded my mouth and her hands are roaming: one has reached behind me to cup my ass and the other is fondling my...
Introduction: The story continues with more inner battles for Tori. Wednesday morning I woke up and when I realized it was the day of another freshman football game I felt a little happiness as I knew I got to wear my practice uniform to school. I managed to get out of bed a little quicker then the last few days and took a shorter shower. My mom must have remembered too because when I got out of the shower my practice uniform was hanging up on the outside of the closet door freshly pressed...
Continuation of my Clubbing Fantasy Time stands still. In the distance I hear the soft music of the radio, the occasional car as it passes not far from the window. The perfume of sex hangs palatably in the air as all four of us savor the moment. I lick my lips as I look up at Jason. His eyes closed, breathing returning to normal. I then glance down to see a twinkle in Magda's eyes as she drains my cock of it's pent up juice. I feel Frank's cock soften as he gently pulls out...
It was while I was dating my Native American fiancée, Jill. We have had a number of dates with heavy petting, feeling her pussy and my dick at various places like cars, at the theater, in the park, etc. This particular evening we were at her parent's singlewide mobile home. We visited a while, and shared a few slices of cake and ice cream. Her parents went to bed early to give us some time together. Now this home has an open kitchen/living room plan, with the couch set so one could see...
I'm blessed, I think, with an optimistic outlook. I've never suffered from depression, nor has anyone else in my family. My father is renowned among family friends for his calm nature. My Grandfather lost an arm in the war and only counts himself lucky that it wasn't both of them. I guess that's why I'm lying here on my bed trying to figure out what to do, rather than looking for a secure place on the ceiling to hang a cord. There are only two ultimate goals in my life right now, and...
Lyn and Mark were lying in her bed, Mark rubbed her back and bottom "Your bottom does not feel too marked love it's quite smooth!!" Lyn said " You will have to thrash it again!" She turned to face him, he lifted himself put her right leg under his waist, her left leg over his right then slipped his cock into her! It was the first time they had made love!!..."OH MY GOD THATS FANTASTIC!!!! " screamed Lyn!!!!! Ten minutes later, exhausted Lyn said " Darling, would you thrash me some more , I want...
I feel like I’m in an episode of The Twilight Zone. The hotel room I shared with my boyfriend just last night has been invaded by his uncle and former aunt. Mere hours after Kyle left me to join the pro tennis circuit, I have fucked his uncle, and now his ex-aunt is putting the moves on me. Surreal doesn’t even begin to describe it. Leslie’s lips are tasting mine, her tongue has invaded my mouth and her hands are roaming: one has reached behind me to cup my ass and the other is fondling my...
Group SexI had met Brenda on AOL in a Chat Room I had created. She was mid 50s with a body that wasa lot younger. She had these incredible tits that sure seemedreal and I could find no hints of scars. We chatted on lineand eventually she invited be her condo. I arrived and was quite impressed with her stunning beauty.We chatted awkwardly at first but soon sat together at hercomputer and surfed porn. She had accounts for all sortsof sites. Shortly that led us in her bed room. I hadbeen chatting and then...
I remember it all very clearly as if it had just happened yesterday. You couldn't have asked for nicer weather. Late summer, hot, no wind to speak of, an early morning shower had given way to a cloudless blue sky. The temperature would peak at ninety-five later on but none of this concerned me as I was downstairs fucking my thirteen year old cousin on the sofa in the Den. Having arrived the previous night from Montreal I had wanted Caitlin the second I laid eyes on her and could hardly wait to...
Gina She screamed but they didn't stop. The one behind her, the one who'd been wearing the Prince Charles rubber mask, wrapped his arms tighter around her chest, pinning her arms to her side. "Make as much noise as you like, little lady, no-one will hear you!" he said, in a pleasant educated accent, and laughed. The one in front of her was laughing too, as he tugged at the waist band of her tweed skirt with enough force to rip out the fastener. "She's no lady," he chortled, his...
Paul led his two charges into the hall. Jennifer asked him what class was next and he told them it was math. Betty made another face. She hated math. Paul told them that after math they had lunch and then study hall. He intended to take care of Betty's spanking by Jennifer in study hall but she didn't have to know that yet. He wondered what her parents would say when they found out. The three of them headed off for the next class. Jennifer let Paul take lead, lost in his thoughts of all...
"Computer, estimate time to arrival at Rigas 7?" "Estimated time to Rigas 7 is 12 hours, 13 minutes, 37 seconds at current speed and heading." Wonderful, sighed Deanna Troi, twelve more hours of boredom alone in a scuttlecraft, and then I begin the ultimate in boredom, A Star Fleet counselors' professional development conference. She grimaced and spoke again, "Computer list available..." Suddenly Troi stopped speaking; she felt something, a telepathic tingling of growing intensity....
Being single in Georgia was fun. I did what I wanted when I wanted, and whom I wanted. It had been a long week at work, there had been a four-school football tournament, swimming practice was in full swing, and a class B band exhibition on Friday and Saturday. There were so many hot boys in and out of my little sandwich shop I lost count. I was so horny it was not funny, and I looked forward to getting home and finally getting off. It was Saturday evening; Darrin said he was heading to a party...
The next morning, after working out and coming back to take a shower, I looked at our list of cities we’d gone to so far and determined that we have been to 30% of the total cities, and we’re about eight months into our 24-month long Tour so far, which ... matches up. We’re less than two months from Kalista’s 12th birthday. Our second Anaheim performance was as electric as the first, then we had a day off, then Fullerton for a single, the next day was our ‘Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon...
At that late evening, the coffee bar in that multiplex was almost crowd less. Every one was either watching a movie, or having dinner in the restaurant just opposite the café in which a fairly attractive girl with long black hairs and dusky skin, named Kiran, used to work in the evening shift after her college. Kiran was there that night too, behind the counter, idly sitting yet waiting eagerly for the manager to come and close the café, then to go home and sleep as she had a long day next....
[Author's Note: Thank you all for the likes and views :D Feel free to leave a comment for any suggestions. I have 2 story arcs planned and will be trying to write a chapter every couple of days. I also write many of these on my phone or right before bed, so please excuse typos - I’m trying to go through and fix them all after the fact. Thanks again for reading and enjoy :)] You're Sam. 19 years old, short brown hair and a great big smile. You're a big guy with broad shoulders and a slightly...
She wore her hair long but had it pulled back behind her head in a ponytail that day. As the long legged beauty with hips which didn’t quit and an ass for each and everyone to look at, Terra pulled in and got out of her 14 year old pickup truck. They saw her almost immediately and either slowed down what they were doing or just stopped everything altogether so they could watch her “saunter” back behind her truck to get her tools and put them on. It was as if it was all slow motion as the hands...
Es war im Sommer. Nachdem sich meine Eltern an einem Nachmittag fürchterlich gestritten hatten, hatte mein Vater meiner Mutter gesagt, sie könne ihm gestohlen bleiben, und wenn sie noch irgendwelches Geld von ihm wolle, dann solle sie doch lieber auf den Strich gehen, um sich etwas selbst zu verdienen. Wutschnaubend war Mami abgerauscht und hatte ihn noch angebrüllt, sie werde sich jetzt amüsieren, und ihr sei es scheißegal, ob er das gut fände oder nicht. Ich hatte mich in mein Zimmer...
IncestI'm 24 years old and I've always called myself straight even though I've fantasized about dick since I was 14. I've had girlfriends and I like pussy but the attraction to dick has never gone away. As a k**, dicks or anything gay was gross to me and I never would've thought that later in life I'd crave it; that I'd ever passionately suck on the most taboo thing: an erect penis. The craving got stronger and stronger and eventually I had to give in. I was hoping I would just get it out of my...
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Do you know Her Limit? I guess that’s kind of a tricky question, especially considering you don’t know who the hell the ‘her’ is or what limit we’re even talking about. Then again, you may consider yourself an expert on the sexual appetites of the world’s many pornstars, or maybe just a master of pushing your wife’s boundaries. In that case, perhaps you’ve got a clue about Her Limit, but the best porn sites manage to surprise even the most jaded of professional masturbators. So will this one do...
Premium Anal Porn SitesOlivia pulled off his scratchy wool tunic. It had covered him to just below his cute girly ass. It was uncomfortable to wear, made by Orcs. Yet for some reason it turned him on. His tiny sissy bump was now revealed to the world. It was erect, yet not quite two inches long. He slipped into the cool river water. In a natural pool where the water moved slowly. Lara grinned at him from where he waited. A ginger Elf, who had become a sissy. Much like the young human. His penis was a bit bigger....
As he came, I felt his legs trembling and shuddering, draped over my shoulders as my own had so many times before. His eyes, locked with mine as the orgasm rippled through him were hooded but wonderfully alive. I smiled at him as I felt his ass muscles clench around the dildo and I felt a purr of cat-like pleasure rumble in my belly at the exquisite feeling of having fucked my husband till he came. I lowered my mouth to his and let him hungrily kiss my lips and pant his thanks to me. I...
Re-designing Jerry. By: Maryann This story is intended for the entertainment of adults only. This story can be archived on Fictionmania. Copyright (C) 2000 by Maryann. All rights reserved. Permission is hereby granted for non-commercial use of this complete and unaltered text. Electronic storage of unaltered copies for personal use is also permitted. Any other use of this text is a violation of copyright. No hardcopies may be made without written permission from the...
It made perfect sense, of course. Degrasi Publications, the premier publisher of high quality sexual magazines, set aside National Nude Day as a paid holiday for its staff. Valerie Burbon, their recently hired advertising coordinator, had told her Master, Charles Vanquil, that as soon as she knew. It was seven weeks since her hand fasting ceremony to Sally, the love of her life, and 12 weeks since she first met Charles and began that wonderful odyssey of submission. She fingered the silver...
I’m sitting here all hard and wanting to get off. I go to the hamper and pull out my wife’s dirty panties. I love to smell her scent, when she's not around. I know that must seem strange to you, but there's nothing better than smelling rank and fragrant pussy juice on one’s panties. I go to our bedroom and I just keep her panties under my nose. I'm sniffing her delicious smell. I move my hands up and down my seven inch cock. “Oh God, her cunt smells like heaven on earth. I love her sweet...
MasturbationThe Auxiliary by Erin Tyler At some point, I found myself on the 50th floor. After my conversation with Junior, I got to thinking about Parkside's relationship with The Mistress, and where it all went wrong. I thought about their farm. I thought about her robots. I thought about the picture I had found: the beautiful dream; the hideous lie. I thought it was kind of weird that nobody, not anybody, had ever even tried to make peace between them. And I thought, But who could be...
A tedious witness protection evening is broken by an electric toothbrush that provides intense multiple orgasms. This is followed by hot unprotected sex leading to a surprise experience of female ejaculation for the young bored brunette detainee; at the hands of two mature detectives....White collar creative accounting crime and excessive laundering of money to tax havens offshore sounds like the sort of unacceptable societal transgression that most of us initially think, well fuck the tax...
Enathu paatiyin campirku sendru angu irukum aunty udan kai adithu avargal athai paarthu enathu sunniyai umbi pinbu avargalin pundaiyil ooka sonnargal. Pinbu aval pazhaya thunigalai annithu kondaal, pankajam veetuku sendru paatiyai ezhupinaal. Avargal veleye vanthu ennidam nee kaalai kadanai mudithu vittaya endru kettargal? Nan mudithu vitten endru sonnen. Pinbu ennai aunty veetirku azhaithu sendraargal maama poti padukai ellam mutai katti kondu buissness trip selvatharku thayaraga...
"John, Adel, can you give me a few minutes. I've had a brainstorm, and I'd like your opinion." "Sure, fire away." We walked over into a corner away from the others who were still madly asking and answering questions about life here and before they shifted. I said, "I have not had any chance to check up on my idea, and I'm not really sure that I know how to do that, but I have wondered if I panicked too much over the idea of the asteroid. It seems to me that the dry land we are...
Mom put on her strict authoritarian voice again but Shellie wasn't as swayed by it today like she was yesterday. Shellie insisted that since she now knew that mom was going to "misbehave" that she wanted moms hands tied too so that she wouldn't go to far. Also Shellie asked if she could have her hands tied in front today because her shoulders hurt from yesterday. Mom agreed to both. I tied moms hands behind her back and she sat on the floor with her back against the couch. Then I tied...
He started to fix the coffee. She was so intent on seeing what he was doing that she was always in his way. He turned and bumped into her and spilled the coffee grounds all over the floor. The fact that she was totally nude did little to help him. He cleaned up the mess and waited for the coffee to finish brewing. He saw her staring at him, "Would you like something to eat? I have no idea what your people eat, but I'm sure I have something that you'll like." "Where do you store the...
Well shit! Your girlfriend broke up with you! But your best friend John keeps insisting that this your chance at freedom! You decided to think about it for a little bit, but finally you come to the conclusion that he's right! Now, only one more thing....
So anyway, 14 years old, normal in all proportions, I had glasses, brown messy hair and blue eyes...perfectly average in every way. Now, the story!!! * * * My school's science teacher had just left and we were due for a new one, it was a windy Monday morning, and first lesson it was Science, my favourite lesson. Remember how I told you I was perfectly average? In science I was a genius, top of the class...