Sweet P.
presents
a
Big Top Entertainment
production
WELCOME TO BIG BORE
A SCREENPLAY
by
Bobbie Bazooms
CAST:
Enorma Stitts: Natalie Thompson
Heluv Stitts: Charles Thompson
Hehaz Stitts: Allen Thompson
Duchess Diana Delight: Linda Benton
Mayor Twatbuster: Buck Harden
Studs: Bruce Nichols
Sheriff Rammer: Eric Courtland
Blow Job Annie: Deep Throat Doris
Buns: Judy Bray
Greaser: Gregg Barnhart
Donkey: Bull Pryor
Big Gay Dick as Himself
The Alien: ?
And:
Bobbie Benton
as
Candy Kane
(Generic 1960's rock and roll is heard over a black screen.
Opening =BLACK & WHITE= shot fades in on and follows an antique 1960's
Chevrolet 4-door speeding down a bleak desert, two lane blacktop highway
as the music continues.
The scene cuts to a still camera shot from the side of the road as the
Chevy approaches and then roars past leaving dust and dry vegetation in
a cloud.
There is a quick cut to the inside of the Chevrolet as if looking in
from the windshield. The music is louder and begins to be interspersed
with static.)
(ENORMA STITTS is a petite redhead with a gigantic bust. She is sitting
in the passenger seat wearing typically modest period clothing except
for a plunging neckline. An extreme amount of wobbling cleavage is
bared. Her shoulder length hair and moderate makeup are done in early
1960's style. She wears long false eyelashes. She appears to be
agitated and fumbling with the radio knobs on the dashboard.
HELUV STITTS is driving the automobile. His befuddled focus shifts from
the road to his wife's cleavage.
HEHAZ STITTS sits in the backseat playing with a toy flying saucer. He
can be seen in between his parents. He has his mother's blue eyes and
red hair. He is fifteen years old, but his small stature, baby face,
and mannerisms cause him to seem younger. The teen makes zooming noises
with his mouth as he plays with his toy flying saucer. Both male
occupants wear 'Ozzie Nelson/Leave It To Beaver' period clothing and
hair styles.)
ENORMA: This radio is really ticking me off. I found the station.
But, this radio can't get it up. (cuts her eyes to her husband) It
reminds me of someone I know...
(Heluv looks terrified, shocked, and embarrassed by his wife's last
statement. He whips his head back and forth between the road and his
son. When he surmises that Hehaz is oblivious to her comment and still
playing with the flying saucer, Heluv returns his attention forward.
Heluv is distracted by Enorma's cleavage and talks to her breasts while
attempting to drive. His eyes dart back and forth from his wife's chest
to the road. Heluv does not want his son to know of his sexual
shortcomings and tries to quell his wife's jesting . Heluv whispers.)
HELUV: Enorma! Don't say things like that with...
(Heluv nods towards Hehaz.)
HELUV: around.
(Enorma glances back at their son. Then, she looks and giggles at
Heluv. Her eyes grow less playful and more seductive. Enorma smiles
haughtily and turns her massive breasts directly towards her husband.
She purrs teasingly and seductively to Heluv.)
ENORMA: Well... Seeing as how somebody's been such a good boy
lately... Getting a big promotion and buying that big new house...
(Enorma thrusts her giant chest out. Heluv's eyes bulge as they now
stare completely at her breasts.)
ENORMA: Maybe, somebody will get to play with my big beautiful knockers
tonight.
(Enorma looks down at her bosoms and presses them further inwards with
the back of her hands.)
HELUV: Oh, Enorma! Enorma!
(Enorma glances up at her husband and smiles with a coy, closed mouth.
She is self-satisfied at the attention. Then, her eyes turn forward and
grow wide with horror.)
ENORMA: Heluv!
(Cut to an outside shot of the car swerving and almost colliding with an
oncoming vehicle. The oncoming vehicle swerves and honks. Cut back to
interior. Heluv is frantically trying to bring car aright. Enorma
looks at him haughtily.)
ENORMA: Having troubling watching the road, dear?
HELUV: Well, I-I-I
(Hehaz whines from backseat.)
HEHAZ: When are we going to be there? Space Master 2000 comes on at 4
o'clock!
ENORMA: Well if it wasn't for your father forgetting his briefcase, you
could have watched your show, cutie. But since we had to turn around
and go back for it, we won't be at our new house until after 6.
(Hehaz pouts and whines.)
HEHAZ: After 6! Dad! You're gonna make me miss my show!
(Heluv pleads and grovels.)
HELUV: I'm sorry, Hehaz. Really, son, don't be mad. I'll make it up
to you. I'll buy you a nice toy.
(Hehaz rants like a spoiled brat.)
HEHAZ: I want a laser gun! You promised! If I miss my show, I want a
new laser gun!
HELUV: Of course, Hehaz. I promise. Anything you want. Nothing's too
good for my son!
(The scene cuts to an outside shot of the Chevy coming towards the
camera. The camera follows the car as it rolls past a dilapidated sign.
The Chevy continues out of frame. The camera remains focused on the
sign. It reads WELCOME TO BIG BORE.)
(Cut back to an interior shot of the car as radiator smoke billows from
out of frame. There is great agitation from the automobile's
occupants.)
ENORMA: Heluv! What's the matter now?
HELUV: I don't know, Enorma. It looks like the radiator.
ENORMA: Wonderful.
HEHAZ: I'm gonna miss my show!
HELUV: Hey look! There's a town up ahead. We'll stop there and see if
there's a service station with a mechanic. If we can make it. (Patting
dashboard with one hand and admonishing.) Come on ol' Betsy! Come on,
girl!
(Cut to an outside shot of the car approaching slowly down the highway.
Smoke pours out from under the hood. Buildings now line the highway.
The car has entered a small town business district. One sign stands out
on the boulevard. It reads STUD'S SERVICE in big bold black letters and
below, in barely legible script writing, reads STATION. The Chevrolet
pulls into the service station lot passing a couple of gas 1960's style
gas pumps. A group of teenage 'hoods' are hanging out beside the
building as the car rolls past still billowing smoke from the radiator.)
(The scene cuts to a shot looking into the Chevrolet from the driver's
side window as the car comes to a stop in front of two service bays with
open garage doors.)
HELUV: Alright. You two just sit tight. I'll talk to the mechanic.
Maybe we can get this fixed in a hurry and be there by seven.
HEHAZ: SEVEN!
ENORMA: I thought you said you had everything checked BEFORE we left.
HELUV: I did! I did! I don't know what happened. I got it checked.
I promise.
ENORMA: Well, don't take all day! This little trip has already taken a
lot longer than it needed to.
(The scene cuts to a more distant outside shot of the driver's side of
the car as a befuddled Heluv exits the vehicle. He tries to straighten
his clothing and adopt an air of confidence. The camera follows Heluv
as he enters the service bay.)
(Scene cuts to an interior shot of the service bay looking out the open
garage door. The passenger side of the Chevy can seen from inside the
garage, but only partially. Enorma appears to be talking to Hehaz. The
camera focuses on the approaching Heluv. A period car with the hood
open and STUDS the grease covered mechanic working underneath the hood
are all partially in frame. Heluv approaches and stops at the mechanic.
A news bulletin can be heard coming from a transistor radio.)
NEWS ANNOUNCER: And, there is still no explanation for the strange and
mysterious lights sighted recently in the skies above Big Bore... Nor
can Sheriff Rammer come up with any plausible way to explain how Ida
Nonuttin's prize pig ended up in her husband's hen house making amorous
advances towards his chickens...
(Cut to a tight shot framing both Heluv and Studs, the mechanic. Heluv
is at partial profile. The mechanic has his back to the camera. Stud's
face can only be seen in profile as he says his lines before ducking
back under the hood. The news bulletin gives way to generic period rock
and roll.)
HELUV: Ahem. Ahem. Excuse me.
STUDS: Yeah, whadya want here, buddy? I'm busy.
HELUV: Um, I-I. Um, I seem to be having a little trouble with my
radiator.
STUDS: Radiator's cost money. You got cash? You got enough cash to
pay me?
(Heluv is panicky over the mechanic's gruff behavior.)
HELUV: Well... Well, of course I've got cash. I wouldn't ask you if I
didn't have enough cash. I mean... What kind of person would do such a
thing? Of course, I have money.
(The tight camera shot continues as Studs stands upright and looks past
Heluv. The shot then returns to the camera looking out of the garage at
the Chevy passenger side. Both Heluv and Studs can be seen in partially
in frame.)
STUDS: Is that yours outside? The Chevy?
HELUV: Yes. That's it.
(Scene switches to an outside shot of the passenger side of the Chevy.
Enorma opens her car door and puts both feet outside of the vehicle.
She smoothes her skirt. She stands and inhales, lifting her hands high
overhead and arching her back. Her breasts jut out tremendously.)
(The scene then returns to the interior of the garage the camera is
looking over the two men and out at Enorma.)
STUDS: You got cash to pay me?
HELUV: Of course.
(Studs cranes his neck to get a better look at Enorma. He hungrily leers
at her.)
STUDS: Maybe, we can work something else out...
(Scene returns to the outside shot of the passenger side of the car.
Enorma opens the rear passenger door for Hehaz. Hehaz exit's the
vehicle still holding his toy flying saucer. Enorma looks in the
distance at a diner across the street.)
ENORMA: Alright, cutie. You just stay here. I'll tell Daddy that
we're going to walk over to the diner.
HEHAZ: Okay, Momma.
(Scene remains outside. Camera cuts to a shot towards the garage over
Enorma's shoulder. In frame are a group of teenage 'hoods' wearing
period hairstyles and clothing- white t-shirts and cuffed blue jeans.
Enorma walks past them with her hips swinging. DONKEY, a member of the
'hoods' wolf-whistles at Enorma and draws laughter from the group.)
(Cut to a shot of Enorma walking towards camera with the group of hoods
in side frame. She gives them a long smile then proceeds into the
garage with her hips swinging more exaggeratedly. The group of hoods
roars with approving hoots and laughter.)
(Cut to a shot of the boy, Hehaz, watching Enorma walking away and the
group of hoods ogling her. A look of frustration and jealousy is on
Hehaz' face as he looks back and forth from the hoods to his mother.
One of the hoods spots the boy and cries out.)
DONKEY: Hey, Kid! Take me to your leader!
(The group of hoods roars with derisive hoots and laughter. Hehaz looks
away pouting.)
(Cut to an inside shot of the garage interior. Heluv and Studs are in
frame. Enorma comes walking into frame. Studs cannot take his eyes off
of Enorma's abundant cleavage and grins maniacally. Heluv looks
uncomfortable and flustered.)
ENORMA: Heluv... Hehaz and I want to walk across the street to the
diner. We're hungry and want to see what all they have to eat. And, we
both need to use the restroom.
HELUV: Well, okay, honey. I, uh, I...
STUDS: Darlin' you can sit on my fac- I mean, sit on my toilet seats
anytime you want. And, I already see me somethin' I wanna eat!
(Enorma sticks out her chests and lowers her smiling face.)
ENORMA: I just bet you do...
(Enorma and Studs smile at each other as Heluv looks on uncomfortably.)
HELUV: Uh, well... Uh... Why don't I, uh, walk over with you and, uh,
we'll, uh... All three of us can grab a bite to eat.
(Heluv addresses Studs.)
HELUV: Can I check back with you in about an hour?
(Studs never takes his eyes off of Enorma. Both are smiling at each
other.)
STUDS: Sure, buddy. An hour. Check back in an hour.
(Studs speaks to Enorma. He drawls lasciviously.)
STUDS: Of course, you can check back with me anytime. Anytime you
want.
(Enorma waves her chest back and forth. She reads the mechanic's
nametag.)
ENORMA: I'll have to do that... Studs!
(Studs takes her hand. Enorma gives it easily.)
STUDS: Pleasure to make your acquaintance...
ENORMA: Enorma. Enorma Stitts. Same here.
(Heluv ushers Enorma away.)
HELUV: Alright then. One hour. C'mon, honey.
(Cut to an outside shot of the service station parking lot. Heluv and
Enorma approach the camera. Heluv is frantically hustling Enorma out
the garage door.)
ENORMA: Heluv slow down. You're hurting my arm!
HELUV: I-I'm sorry, honey.
(Switch to a wider outside shot of the service station parking lot
framing the couple their son, Hehaz, and the hoods. The hoods hoot and
laugh at Enorma's jiggling chest as Heluv rushes her past. Enorma
smiles over her shoulder back at the group as Heluv gathers a frustrated
Hehaz and all three hurry out of frame.)
(Scene switches to an interior shot of the diner. Loud generic period
rock and roll blares from a transistor radio. The face of BUNS, the
red-haired diner waitress, can be seen in the corner of the scene. Her
head and shoulders are in motion as if she is dancing. The rest of the
frame takes in the entrance to the diner and large windows overlooking
the service station and the approaching Stitts family.)
(The Stitts family enters the diner.)
BUNS: (shouting) I'll be with you in a moment.
(Heluv waves at the waitress and gives a congenial smile as Enorma and
Hehaz look for seats.)
HELUV: Take your time.
(Heluv looks confused over the waitress' bizarre movements.)
(Quick cut to the kitchen/grill area of the diner. The shot is of the
waitress with her skirt hiked up, exposing her naked ass, and GREASER,
the diner cook, with his pants and boxers down around his ankles. The
cook is buttfucking the waitress vigorously.)
(Cut back to the Stitts family now seated at a booth beside the large
windows. The entire family is framed as is the underneath of the table.
Hehaz sits next to the windows. His toy flying saucer lies on the table
in front of him. Enorma sits on the outside of the booth beside her
son. Heluv sits opposite them. Hehaz looks glum. Enorma looks
pleased. Heluv still seems nervous and preoccupied with Enorma's bust.)
HEHAZ: I'm missing my show!
(Heluv tears his eyes from Enorma's bust. He glances now and then at
her breasts as he talks.)
HELUV: C'mon, Hehaz. They'll rerun your show in no time. It's not
like you're really going to miss it.
HEHAZ: But, everybody else will get to see it new! I'll have to wait
forever! All the way to summer or something!
(Heluv looks nervously around the diner which the family has to
themselves.)
HELUV: Shhh. Okay. Okay. I saw a five and dime store down the
street. We'll walk down there after we're done eating and see if they
have any toy laser guns...
HEHAZ: A laser gun! Yippee!
HELUV: I said we'll SEE if they have a laser gun.
(Enorma grabs at the bra hooks on her back and sticks out her abundant
cleavage.)
ENORMA: I need to get out of this bra. I wonder if they have any down
at that five and dime in my size?
(Heluv and Hehaz both gawk at Enorma's chest.)
ENORMA: I can't ever seem to find any good bras big enough to hold my
boobs.
(Beneath the table Heluv begins clawing at his groin. His eyes bulge.)
HELUV: Oh, Enorma!
(Hehaz frowns and looks angry. He looks back-and-forth from his
father's face to his mother's breasts. The voice of a waitress
interrupts the scene.)
BUNS: And, what can I get you all to drink?
(The camera shot switches to look from across the table at the waitress
from the direction of the exterior windows. The heads of the Stitts
family are in frame. The waitress leans over the table. She is busy
placing menus in front of the Stitts family. A tight shot of her
nametag reading 'Buns.' A tight shot of the boy Hehaz' face reading
nametag and gulping hard. The shot then returns to the angle framing
the entire family as the waitress stands upright.)
ENORMA: I'll have a sweetened ice tea.
HELUV: Coffee for me, thank you. With cream and sugar. Hehaz?
(Hehaz seems to wake up as if from sleep. Hehaz speaks vacantly.)
HEHAZ: I want a root beer.
BUNS: Sweet Tea. Coffee cream and sugar. Root beer. Got it. I'll
give you all some time to look at the menus.
(The scene cuts to a shot of the waitress walking away from the table.
The Stitts family is partially framed. The waitress is walking like
someone who just got buttfucked. Her short waitress skirt is stretched
tight across her abnormally protruding ass. The skirt is way too small.
The naked undersides of her buttocks hang out from below her hemline.
Enorma and Heluv are oblivious. Both the adults are busy looking at
menus. Hehaz sits up in the booth and follows the waitress' ass with a
pained, jealous look.)
(A tight shot of a clock on the diner wall. The clock grows blurry at
the time of 4:45 and returns to sharp focus at the time of 5:30. The
scene cuts back to the initial camera angle of the Stitts family seated
at their booth. Dishes are scattered before them containing eaten food
scraps. Heluv looks at his watch.)
HELUV: I guess I better go ahead and take care of this check. We need
to hurry if we're going down to that five and dime store.
ENORMA: That food was delicious.
HEHAZ: I'll say. It really hit the spot!
(Heluv picks the check up from the table and holds it high.)
HELUV: Waitress?
(Scene cuts to the initial shot of the diner's interior with the
waitress' head and shoulders in frame. She is doing funny dancing-like
motions again. Stitts family sits at their booth in the opposite corner
of the shot.)
BUNS: You wanna go ahead and take care of that?
HELUV: Yes. We need to be going.
BUNS: Alright. One sec.
(Quick cut to the grill area of the diner. The shot is of Buns with her
skirt hiked up again exposing her ass and Greaser the cook with his
lower garments down around his ankles. Greaser is buttfucking the
waitress vigorously. Buns turns head and whispers pleadingly.)
BUNS: Cut that out, Greaser. You're gonna fuck up my tip!
(The cook pulls his erect penis out of the waitress' asshole. She grabs
a white cloth from side frame and wipes her pussy and buttcrack. She
then returns the white cloth to side frame. Buns lowers her skirt and
exits frame. Greaser pulls up and fastens his pants. Then, he puts on
the white cloth/apron that the waitress just wiped her crack with.)
(Scene switches to a distant outside shot of the exterior of the diner
entrance/exit from across the boulevard. In the lower corner of the
frame is the light assembly of a police squad car. The diner is in the
opposite upper corner of the frame. The back of two men's heads are in
center frame. One of the men, SHERIFF RAMMER, wears a police officer's
hat and badge and uniform. The other, MAYOR TWATBUSTER, wears a suit.
The Stitts family is seen exiting the diner.)
(Quick cut to a tight shot of the men standing at the driver's side of
the squad car. The suited man is standing up straight. The police
officer leans against his squad car. The officer wears dark aviator
frame sunglasses and chews on a toothpick.)
MAYOR TWATBUSTER: Damn. Would you get a load of the jugs on that one.
Who's the new talent?
SHERIFF RAMMER: Out-of-towners. Had some car trouble passin' through.
Studs is takin' a look at their car now. He says that redhead is a
horny little piece. Says she's hot to trot and don't care if hubby
knows or not.
MAYOR TWATBUSTER: What's wrong with their car?
SHERIFF RAMMER: Studs says it's a busted radiator hose.
MAYOR TWATBUSTER: Not anymore it's not.
(The suited man continues to stare as if looking across the street. He
turns side profile and exit's the frame. The sheriff remains in frame.
A knowing smile grows on his face. The screen fades to black.)
(Fade in to a tight shot of two vanilla fudgesicles with tongues licking
and sucking them seductively. The camera pans out to Enorma and Hehaz
sitting side-by-side and close together while facing each other on a
bench in front of the service station. Both are barefoot and
nonchalantly licking and sucking fudgesicles as if giving blow-jobs.
Hehaz holds a new toy laser pistol. His toy flying saucer lays behind
him.)
(There is a sudden quick cut to a tight shot of the gang of hoods spying
from around the corner of the service station. They have horny leering
looks on their faces. The implication is obvious. They are enjoying
the scene of Enorma and Hehaz eating their fudgesicles.)
(Quick cut to shot of Enorma and Hehaz licking and sucking fudgesicles.)
(Quick cut to tighter shot of the hoods' faces horny and leering.)
(Quick cut to tighter shot of both mouths licking and sucking
fudgesicles.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of horny and leering faces of hoods.)
(Quick cut to tighter shot of Enorma's mouth sucking her fudgesicle.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of horny and leering faces of hoods.)
(Quick cut to tighter shot of Hehaz' mouth sucking his fudgesicle.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of horny and leering faces of hoods.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Enorma's bare feet.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Enorma's mouth sucking fudgesicle.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of faces of horny and leering hoods.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' bare feet.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' mouth sucking fudgesicle.)
(Quick cut to faces of horny and leering faces of hoods.)
(Wider shot of Enorma and Hehaz sitting and sucking fudgesicles. Heluv
walks into frame. Cut to shot of hoods laughing and dispersing with
glee. Tight shot on Heluv's face as he looks back and forth from his
family to the hoods. He is nervous and flustered by the scene.)
HELUV: Um... I um... I-I've got some bad news to report.
ENORMA: What is it now?
(Heluv compulsively glances at Enorma's breasts as he talks.)
HELUV: That mechanic says there's a crack in our engine block. He says
the whole motor will have to be replaced. It looks like we're going to
have to stay here for a couple of nights until he can get the work done.
(Enorma and Hehaz react with frustration.)
HEHAZ: A couple of nights!
ENORMA: Oh, Heluv. There's got to be another way. Isn't there a bus
leaving out of here this evening?
HELUV: I asked about that. But, the mechanic says the nearest bus
station is about fifty miles further up the road.
ENORMA: Wonderful.
HELUV: But, he's says there's a great little motel just a few blocks
down the road. And, the rates are cheap. We can go ahead and stay one
night and try to get someone from my new company to come pick us up
tomorrow.
ENORMA: I'm not staying in some flea infested rat trap.
HEHAZ: They better have a TV!
HELUV: Alright. Alright. Let's just go have a look at the place. If
we don't like it we'll try and think of something else.
ENORMA: If you could think of something else, you never would have
gotten us into this mess in the first place.
(Enorma and Hehaz rise to their feet as the shot fades to black.)
(Fade in to a shot of the parking lot of a cheap motel. A sign in the
foreground reads TRIPLE-D MOTEL.)
(Quick cut to a tight shot of DUCHESS DIANA DELIGHT's giant cleavage
with a phone cord draped between her bosoms. Her voice is heard
speaking.)
DDD: And, they're coming down now? (pause)
(The scene cuts to a shot of Duchess Diana Delight's daughter, CANDY
KANE, a young scantily clad brunette seated upon a high stool with a
backrest. The girl is sixteen years old, but her baby face, small
stature, and mannerisms make her seem younger. She wears moderate
makeup with long false eyelashes. The girl is leaning back, bored and
completely apathetic. Her bust is gigantic. Her breasts are the
largest of all the females. Her cleavage spills over the neckline of a
black tank top that is incredibly tight. Her wide bra straps are
clearly visible from under the much smaller shoulder straps of her tank
tops. Her bare legs are exposed by black pair of outrageously small
shorts. One of her bare feet is on a rung of the stool. The other bare
foot is dangling in the air and bobs occasionally. Her dark hair is in
twin 'dog ear' ponytails on the sides of her head. She is sucking a
candy cane as if giving a blow-job. From out of her frame, her mother's
voice can be heard.)
DDD: Of course, darling. I'll put them in the LUXURY suite... (pause)
(Quick cut to tight shot of DDD's cleavage with the phone cord nestled
in between.)
DDD: Yes, you can get your jollies all you want, my horny little
monkey. (pause)
(Quick cut to Candy Kane.)
DDD: Mmm. I can't wait, lover... (pause)
(Quick cut to tight shot of DDD's cleavage with the phone cord nestled
in between.)
DDD: Good-bye, for now.
(Quick cut to a tight camera shot of a bell tinkling at the top of an
opening door.)
(Wide shot of the interior of the motel office. The Stitts family is in
frame. The motel registration desk is in frame. DDD is standing behind
the desk hanging up the telephone. She wears a period go-go type outfit
with short-shorts, a plunging neckline, and go-go boots. Her period
style makeup is heavy and her long false eyelashes are caked with black
mascara. Her long dark hair is pulled back, affixed at her crown and
cascades down her back. Candy Kane is still seated beside her upon the
stool. DDD shoves her bust forward.)
(Quick tight shot of Heluv's eyes bulging.)
(Quick tight shot of Candy Kane.)
(Quick tight shot of Heluv's eyes bulging.)
(Quick tight shot of DDD shoving her bust forward.)
(Quick tight shot of Heluv's eyes bulging.)
(Back to the wide shot of the motel office. Everyone is framed.
Heluv's eyes bulge. Hehaz looks pained. The boy bites his lower lip
and continually glances towards and then away from the two new busts.
Enorma purses her lips and glares at Heluv. DDD smiles seductively.
Candy Kane looks on apathetically, distracted by her candy cane.)
DDD: I'm the Duchess. Duchess Diana Delight. May I help you?
HELUV: We... Uh... W-w-well... W-w-w-we...
(Enorma interrupts, noticeably annoyed.)
ENORMA: We need a room for the night.
DDD: Just the three of you?
ENORMA: Yes. Three.
DDD: For one night...
ENORMA: Maybe two. We'll have to see.
DDD: That will be fine. I have just the room for you. Room 18.
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' eyes.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Candy Kane's bust.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' chest.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' eyes distressed.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Candy Kane's bust.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' chest.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' eyes distressed.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Candy Kane's bust.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' chest.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Candy Kane's bust.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' chest.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Candy Kane's bust.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Hehaz' eyes distressed.)
(Shot of motel interior. All in frame. Hehaz looks terribly upset and
stares at his chest. DDD reaches into the desk and pulls out a room
key. A plastic tag bearing the numeral 18 is attached to the key.)
DDD: It's our luxury suite. The finest room in our motel.
ENORMA: That will be fine.
DDD: And, what did you say you're name was, sir?
(Heluv stammers unable to talk because of the giant breasts all around.)
ELUV: Helu- Helu- Helu-
ENORMA: Heluv Stitts.
(DDD smiles at the nearly catatonic Heluv.)
DDD: Obviously.
(DDD hands an irritated Enorma the room key.)
DDD: It's just down the sidewalk to your right. The doors are
numbered. I'm sure you'll find it.
ENORMA: We'll be fine.
(She grabs Heluv by the arm and drags the gaping man out of frame. She
speaks with irritation in her voice.)
ENORMA: Come along, DARLING.
(Hehaz follows them out of frame. He is glancing back-and-forth from
his chest to Candy Kane's. He is obviously distressed.)
(Shot closes in on DDD and Candy Kane until they are in frame upper
body.)
DDD: Well. They seem like a nice family.
CANDY KANE: Mmm. Whatever.
DDD: I think they are going to enjoy their stay here in Big Bore.
CANDY KANE: (coy and childlike) Momma...
DDD: Hmm?
CANDY KANE: You know what that man reminded me of?
DDD: What's that, Candy?
CANDY KANE: He reminded me of a monkey. A horny little monkey.
(Scene switches to a wide outdoor shot of the Big Bore sky at night.
The Triple-D motel is in the lower frame at a distance. High in the sky
is a glowing light that drops down to hover over the Triple-D motel
before shooting across the sky and out of frame.)
(Scene switches to a shot of the desert floor with tumbleweed and dry
vegetation all around. An early 1960's period style glowing Flying
Saucer that looks exactly like Hehaz' toy drops into frame and lands on
the desert floor. Dust swirls all around. Beeps and whistles are
heard. The Flying Saucer settles. A humming noise can be heard as a
door opens on the Flying Saucer and a ramp descends. THE ALIEN with a
large head, huge slanted black eyes, and a small body emerges from the
Flying Saucer. He appears to be wearing a shiny silver space suit. The
Alien walks down the ramp, steps onto the desert floor, and looks all
around. He then walks out of frame in the direction of the Triple-D
motel.)
(Scene switches to an interior shot of a Triple-D motel bathroom.
Enorma is topless wearing only early 1960's period style panties and
brushing her hair while looking into a large mirror upon the wall. The
pleading voice of Heluv can be heard coming from outside of the closed
bathroom door.)
HELUV: Come on, Enorma! Just let me touch them. I'll do it quick. I
promise. You won't have to do anything. You won't have to do anything
at all. Just let me touch them. Please, honey.
(Cut to Heluv standing outside of the closed bathroom door. He is
highly distressed and wearing period style pajamas.)
HELUV: Well, can I just look at them, honey. Please, Enorma. I won't
touch them. I promise. Just let me have a really quick look at those
big beautiful knockers! Baby, please!
(Cut to shot of Enorma hoisting her huge naked breasts and admiring them
in the mirror.)
ENORMA: I don't think you've been a good enough boy to see my big
knockers. First, you drag me out in the desert. And then you get me
stuck in a cheap motel.
(Enorma shakes her giant breasts at the mirror.)
ENORMA: No. You don't deserve to see my huge hooters. Nope. No
siree. You don't deserve to see them at all.
(The camera zooms in on a black spot on the mirror. The screen fades to
black as it appears to enter the spot. The screen opens up to an eye on
the other side of the black spot. The eye is peering through a hole
behind the mirror. The shot widens to reveal Studs jerking his penis
feverishly to the sight of Enorma's topless tits on the other side of
the wall. Enorma's voice can be heard from out of frame.)
ENORMA: No. Only real men deserve to see a great pair of knockers like
these.
(Camera cuts back and lingers on STUDS gratifying himself at the show.)
(Scene cuts to Hehaz and Candy Kane walking together on the sidewalk
adjacent to a line of rooms at the Triple-D motel. Candy Kane is away
from the rooms on outside of Hehaz. A dolly camera shot stays with the
two teens as they walk.)
HEHAZ: So what do you do for fun around here?
CANDY KANE: Fun. There's a reason they call this place Big Bore. Cuz
it's such a BIG BORE. The only thing to do for fun around here is fuck.
HEHAZ: Fuck?!
(Hehaz looks around frantically as if for his parents.)
HEHAZ: You fuck? You're not old enough to fuck. You're barely older
than me!
CANDY KANE: Did you not get a load of these?
(Candy Kane hoists her mammoth breasts with her hands. Hehaz stares at
them stunned.)
CANDY KANE: You can't have a pair of tits this big around here and not
get fucked. I don't care how old you are.
(Scene cuts to a shot of The Alien skulking and peering around the
corner of the motel watching and eavesdropping on the conversation.)
CANDY KANE: Hey you wanna meet my boyfriend? His name's Donkey. He
and the Red Dogs all hang out at the railroad tracks. Down by the
trestle. You wanna go down there with me?
HEHAZ: Now?
CANDY KANE: Of course, now. When did you think I was meanin'?
HEHAZ: I don't know. I don't think I better. My parents'll be looking
for me and I don't wanna get in trouble.
CANDY KANE: Oh, bullshit. You're parents'll be glad you're gone. You
know they're in there right now fuckin'. As big as your mom's tits are.
And, your daddy is a horny little monkey.
(Hehaz looks over his shoulder towards the Stitts family's motel room.)
HEHAZ: Well... I guess it'll be alright. As long as we make it back
here before it gets too late...
(Candy Kane grabs Hehaz by the arm and begins pulling him out of frame.)
CANDY KANE: Sure. Yeah. Whatever. C'mon. I'll show you why they
call him Donkey.
(Cut shot back to The Alien lifting his arm and pressing some buttons on
a wristband. The Alien disappears with a period style visual and audio
vanishing effect. Fade to black.)
(Fade in to a shot of a remote desert area with train tracks running
through and a trestle over a deep gulch. Ten hoods known as 'Red Dogs'
drink long neck beers. They laugh and joke. Some smoke cigarettes.
Three or four girls wearing sexy period clothing- tight sweaters and
short skirts- sit amongst the boys. Each of the girls is coupled with a
boy.)
(Candy Kane and Hehaz approach from side of frame at a short distance.)
(Donkey sees Candy Kane and becomes excited.)
DONKEY: Well, well, well. Look at what we got walkin' up here fellas!
Check out the bazooms on that one!
(Candy Kane and Hehaz walk up into the pack of Red Dogs. Candy Kane
throws her arms around Donkey.)
CANDY KANE: Yeah, check out the bazooms on this one, lover!
(The two kiss. Hehaz looks shocked. One of the Red Dogs, BIG GAY DICK,
ambles up to the kissing couple. He smiles at Hehaz. His mannerisms
are exaggeratedly macho/effeminate.)
BGD: Who's your little friend, Candy Kane? Are you going to introduce
him to us? Or are you just going to kiss Donkey all night and be rude?
(Candy Kane stops kissing and snuggles up into Donkey's grip.)
CANDY KANE: I'm going to kiss a part of Donkey all night, Big Gay
Dick!
(Red Dogs hoot and holler all around.)
CANDY KANE: But, I'm not going to be rude. Especially, since I think
you and this little cutie will get along just fine. His name is Hehaz.
He and his parents are staying at the Triple-D tonight.
BGD: Just for tonight? My, my, my. That doesn't give us enough time
to get to know him. And, he sure is a little cutie. Hehaz? I bet they
call him Hehaz cuz he has the cutest little face I've ever seen.
(Hehaz looks puzzled and taken aback by the obviously homosexual Big Gay
DICK. BGD offers his right hand to Hehaz with the palm up.)
BGD: Hi, there. My name is Dick. But everybody calls me Big Gay Dick.
You know why that is?
(Hehaz takes BGD's hand and BGD holds Hehaz' hand palm down- like a
gentleman would take a ladies hand. Hehaz looks at BGD blankly and
shakes his head.)
BGD: Cuz, I'm gay. And, I've got a really big dick. Big Gay Dick!
Get It?
(Hehaz' eyes grow wider. He bites his lower lip. He animatedly nods
his head 'yes.')
DONKEY: I think he'd like to GET IT!
(Red Dogs hoot and laugh all around.)
DONKEY: I think you've made yourself a friend there, Dick.
(Candy Kane looks at and talks to Donkey.)
CANDY KANE: (coy and childlike) Those two are looking at each other
like monkeys. Like horny little monkeys.
(Quick cut shot to The Alien skulking and eavesdropping underneath the
train trestle.)
(The scene switches by quick cutting to a shot of one of the motel's
bedrooms. Studs is naked and lying on his back. Duchess Diana Delight
is naked on top of him, enthusiastically riding his erect penis. Her
giant breasts flop all around. The bed springs sound like an
earthquake.)
(Quick cut to the bedroom of room #18. Enorma is clothed in a nightgown
laying in one of the rooms beds and sleeping soundly. Heluv is in his
pajamas in the other bed, staring at the ceiling. He sits up and looks
over at Enorma. He pounds his pillow in frustration and lays back down
in a huff.)
(Quick cut to the scene by the train tracks. Camera shot is of four
persons. Candy Kane is naked on all fours. Donkey is naked behind her
fucking her pussy from behind. Big Gay Dick and Hehaz look on.)
(Tight shot on BGD's lust-filled eyes.)
(Tight shot of Donkey's penis going in-and-out of Candy Kane.)
(Tight shot on BGD's lust-filled eyes.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' bewildered face.)
(Tight shot on Candy Kane's wobbling breasts.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' chest.)
(Tight shot on Candy Kane's wobbling breasts.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' troubled face.)
(Tight shot on Donkey's dick going in-and-out of Candy Kane.)
(Tight shot of BGD's lust-filled eyes.)
(Tight shot of Donkey's penis going in-and-out of Candy Kane.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' ass.)
(Tight shot on BGD's eyes.)
(Tight shot of BGD's hand coming into frame and cupping Hehaz' ass.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' face startled.)
(Tight shot on Candy Kane's tits.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' chest.)
(Tight shot on Candy Kane's tits.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz' eyes.)
(Tight shot of BGD's mouth smiling.)
(Tight shot of Donkey's penis going in-and-out of Candy Kane.)
(Tight shot of BGD's hand squeezing Hehaz' ass.)
(Cut to a shot of The Alien hiding underneath the train trestle and
spying on the scene.)
(Screen fades to black.)
(Screen opens to a daylight shot of the highway at ankle height. The
camera looks across the highway at a building in the desert. The
building has sign that reads BIG BORE SHERIFF.)
(An electric guitar with a fuzz effect stabs into the ears as the high-
heeled foot of BLOW JOB ANNIE shoots into frame from above. A second
stab of fuzz guitar as her second foot shoots into frame. The guitar
begins a slow grinding riff as her high-heels begin walking sexily
across the highway away from the camera to reveal the woman's extremely
long legs. The camera cuts away before the woman walks enough distance
to reveal her upper torso.)
(Quick cut to Sheriff Rammer standing outside of his sheriff's station.
He is leaning on the hood of a patrol car and talking to someone on a
two-way radio.)
SHERIFF RAMMER: Well, that don't make a shit. The mayor'll make a
first rate slut out that big-tittied fucker. You wait and see.
(Cut to a shot of the front of the high-heeled woman walking. The
camera is a dolly shot and follows her from the bust down. Her face is
still unseen. Her hair is long and red. The woman wears a waitress
uniform from the diner.)
(A tight shot on her nametag reads 'Annie.')
(Cut to a shot from over the shoulder of Sheriff Rammer out onto the
desert.)
(Cut to a tight shot of those high heels walking and then coming to
sudden stop.)
(Cut back to the shot from over the shoulder of Sheriff Rammer. The
beautiful face of Blow Job Annie is seen for first time. She smiles
seductively at the sheriff.)
BJA: You wanted to see me?
SHERIFF RAMMER: (to the person on the other end of the two-way radio)
Look I got to go. Holler at you later. Over.
(He tosses the handset into his patrol car.)
SHERIFF RAMMER: Hello, Annie.
(Shot from low focused on the legs of Sheriff Rammer and BJA. BJA drops
to her knees. Her full body comes into frame. She loosens the
sheriff's belt and unzips his pants.)
BJA: Are you feeling a little tense today, Sheriff? A little stiff?
(She pulls the sheriff's large erect penis from his boxers. She
lovingly caresses it with her hands.)
BJA: I can tell you're tense. You're all hard.
(She kisses the sheriff's erection tenderly. Then, with one sudden
movement, takes the entire organ into her mouth and deep into her throat
all the way to where the penis meets his body. BJA's head begins to bob
up and down. The entire length of Sheriff Rammer's shaft goes in-and-
out of BJA's mouth.)
(Camera cuts to fully frame them both. Sheriff Rammer's head is rolling
back in ecstasy. His penis can be seen going in-and-out of BJA's mouth
as she sucks hungrily. The sheriff grabs the back of BJA's head.)
SHERIFF RAMMER: Oh! Oh! Oh! Blow Job Annie!
(The camera begins to fade as the sheriff's body begins to spasm in
orgasm.)
(Fade to black.)
(Fade in on Duchess Diana Delight's motel bedroom. DDD is topless and
seated at a dresser. Her face is impassive as she casually brushes her
hair and gazes into the dresser mirror. She wears nothing but period
style panties. The bedroom window is open. It's curtains move as if
stirred by a breeze. The Alien is seen peeking through the window. The
Alien raises his wrists and pushes some buttons on his wristband. A
glowing ray emanates from the wristband with a laserlike sound effect
and lands on DDD's gigantic bosoms. After a moment, The Alien stops
pressing his wristband. The ray withdraws back into the wristband with
a reversal of the sound effect. DDD's giant areolas now glow like light
bulbs. A weird 1950's style electronic radio wave effect can be heard
whining as DDD's breasts and areolas glow. DDD seems unaware of what is
occurring. DDD's radiating areolas continually dim and brighten. The
volume of the waveform effect rises and falls with the pulsating
intensity of the glow. The glow and sound effects continue until DDD
dons a large period style brassiere and conceals her nipples. Outside
the window, The Alien presses his wristband once again and disappears
with a period style visual and audio vanishing effect.)
(Quick cut to the parking lot of the Triple-D motel. Mayor Twatbuster
is exiting a period Cadillac convertible. He wears an expensive period
suit. He retrieves some roses and a box of candy from his automobile.
The camera follows him as he approaches and knocks on a motel door
clearly seen as #18. The shot frames both the mayor and the door. The
mayor waits a moment before Enorma opens the door wearing a period style
silk robe. Her bosoms are greatly displayed in a large 1950's style
bra. Her hair and modest makeup are done in period style. Enorma's
eyes light up when she sees Mayor Twatbuster. There is an obvious
immediate physical attraction. Enorma speaks sweetly.)
ENORMA: May I help you?
(Mayor Twatbuster smiles down at the petite redhead and then focuses on
her large breasts. He speaks leeringly.)
MAYOR TWATBUSTER: I'm sure you can, my dear. I'm sure you can.
(He speaks more formally.)
MT: If you will allow me to introduce myself, madam. I am Buck
Twatbuster, mayor of Big Bore. And, it would be my honor to provide you
and your husband with a grand tour of our fair city this afternoon. Is
your husband inside...?
ENORMA: No. My husband got a message about ten minutes ago that they
needed to see him down at Stud's Service. Something about our car.
MT: Oh! That's a shame. Indeed, a pity.
(He looks unhappy for a moment.)
MT: Well, I suppose I could give you the grand tour. And then later on
this evening, you could take your husband around and show him all the
sights... yes, that might work out.
(Enorma looks at the roses and candy.)
ENORMA: Are those for me?
MT: Indeed they are, madam. Lovely roses for a lovely lady. And
sweets for the sweet.
(He hands the gifts to Enorma. Enorma gushes. She sniffs the roses.)
ENORMA: They're beautiful! I love that smell. Roses are my favorite.
(Mayor Twatbuster is pleased with himself.)
MT: Ah, every woman has a soft spot for roses.
(Enorma smiles up at MT teasingly.)
ENORMA: Why don't you give me a second to get dressed and I'll take you
up on that grand tour offer.
MT: Madam, it will be my pleasure.
(Enorma looks seductively into MT's eyes.)
ENORMA: I'll only be a second.
(She closes the door slowly.)
MT: I'll be out here waiting with baited breath...
(The door is closed. MT turns towards the camera with sinister smile on
his face. He sneers.)
MT: Oh, she is going to be a LOT of fun...
(Cut to a shot of The Alien spying on the scene from around the corner
of the building.)
(Shot fades to black.)
(Shot fades to exterior of Stud's Service Station. Studs and Heluv are
talking in frame in the garage. Heluv looks in a hurry and
uncomfortable.)
HELUV: No. You didn't waste my time. I'm just wondering why you
called me down here for that.
STUDS: You know. Sometimes the color of an engine can make all the
difference in the world. Myself I like a dark engine. Not too dark.
But, definitely not a light colored engine.
HELUV: Look, whatever color engine you pick- I'm sure it'll be fine.
I trust your judgment.
(The shot widens. DDD struts into frame. Her top is period and
extremely tight. The plunging neckline reveals her huge wobbling
cleavage. Her period style shorts are very short and expose a great
deal of her voluptuous buttocks. She wears high heel go-go boots. She
speaks cooingly to Studs. Heluv gulps and focuses on DDD's bust.)
DDD: Lover, do you think your friend could walk down to the five and
dime and help me carry my groceries home?
(DDD leans forward and looks at Heluv. She presses her breasts together
with the tops of her arms. She looks and coos at Heluv seductively.)
DDD: I sure would appreciate it...
(Heluv looks as if his eyes will pop out. He never stops ogling DDD's
cleavage.)
(Quick cut to a tight shot of DDD's bust with soft glow and low volume
sound effect coming from her clothed areolas.)
(Quick cut to Heluv's ogling eyes. Heluv is entranced as if being
hypnotized.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of DDD's bust with soft glow and low volume
sound effect coming from her clothed areolas.)
(Quick cut to Heluv's ogling eyes. Heluv is entranced as if being
hypnotized.)
(Quick cut to original camera shot framing all three persons in the
scene. Heluv begins making inexplicable monkey sounds.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a...
(Studs looks at Heluv in amusement.)
STUDS: Yeah, baby. Something tells me you won't be able to tear him
away.
(DDD smiles brazenly at Heluv. She motions with her index finger for him
to follow and speaks to him as she steps out of frame.)
DDD: Come with me, my horny little monkey...
(Heluv follows entranced and walks after her out of frame. He makes
monkey sounds as he follows.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a...
(Quick cut shot to the interior of Mayor Twatbuster's convertible
Cadillac. The camera looks into the car from the driver's side. Mayor
Twatbuster drives. Enorma is in the passenger side of his Caddy seated
quite close to MT on the bench seat. She is wearing period outfit- an
extremely tight white fuzzy sweater with short sleeves and plunging
neckline that reveals her awesome wobbling cleavage. Her short dark
skirt is belted at the waist. Dark colored high heels are upon her
feet. Enorma is also wearing a pearl necklace and pearl earrings. Both
occupants of the car are playfully flirtatious.)
ENORMA: Oh, this is a such a wonderful day!
(Enorma throws her hands in the air and shoves her chest forward. MT
swerves the car slightly staring at her display. He is quite pleased.)
MT: Would you like to see one of my favorite sites?
ENORMA: I want to see whatever you want to show me.
MT: Well, in that case...
(Shot of the Caddy veering off of the main highway and onto a small
road. A glowing light zooms in and out of frame chasing the Caddy.)
(Shot of the train trestle. The Caddy pulls into frame and stops. The
shot tightens on the interior of MT's Caddy. The view looks in from the
windshield from above. Enorma and MT can be easily seen sitting upon
the bench seat.)
MT: This is the train trestle. All the young people come down here to
um... Well, let's say to get... romantic.
(Enorma gives a knowing smile.)
ENORMA: Is that why you brought me down here? To try and get romantic?
(She looks playfully disgusted.)
ENORMA: Mayor. I am a married woman.
MT: Mmm-hmm.
(The mayor appears as if he does not buy it.)
MT: How long has it been since your husband has given you what you
need? I bet you dream of having a man who really deserves a woman like
yourself. A man who knows what to do with all that.
(He nods and stares at Enorma's bust.
ENORMA: Mayor! I am not that kind of woman!
MT: Yes. But, I know you love the effect you have on me.
(He pulls his suit jacket to the side and reveals the large erection
visible even through his slacks. Enorma's eyes grow wide. She is
delighted.)
ENORMA: Oh, my goodness! Is that because of me?
MT: Every inch of it, madam.
(MT begins clutching and stroking his erection through his pants.)
MT: I don't think it's fair that you would cause all this and then not
do something about it.
(Enorma's face grows blank as she stares at the erection.)
MT: Would you- at least- like to see it?
(Enorma licks her lips and nods. Her voice whispers.)
ENORMA: Yes.
(Cut to a shot of The Alien spying on the scene from underneath the
train trestle.)
(Scene switches quickly to a dolly shot of Duchess Diana Delight and
Heluv walking down the sidewalk of the Triple-D Motel. DDD struts
haughtily as Heluv struggles clumsily to carry a large and cumbersome
amount of groceries while trying to ogle DDD. DDD carries nothing.
Heluv speaks and pants as if out-of-breath. DDD speaks teasingly.)
HELUV: Are w-we a-almost there?
DDD: Not much further. Are you getting tired?
HELUV: Wh-who me? No! I-I-I could follow you around... I-I mean...
I could follow your... C-c-carry your...
DDD: I know what you mean... Here it is.
(The two arrive at DDD's motel room door and halt. It is marked with
MANAGER instead of a room number. Heluv struggles not to drop any
groceries.)
(Quick cut to a shot of the interior of DDD's room. It is a suite and
nicer than the one occupied by the Stitts family. This room is more
like a home. The shot frames the front door, a table, and some
furnishings. DDD has walked in and Heluv is struggling and follows her
inside. He passes DDD and she speaks as she closes the door.)
DDD: Just set them there on the table.
(Heluv sets some of the groceries on the table. He drops some things.
He looks mortified by his clumsiness. He drops to his knees to retrieve
the groceries.)
HELUV: Oh! Uh! Wh-wh-whoops! S-s-sorry, about that!
(DDD watches as if irritated.)
DDD: Having a little trouble?
HELUV: N-n-no t-t-trouble.
(DDD struts around Heluv on the floor. As she rounds him he glances
from groceries to her body.
DDD: Is something distracting you?
(Heluv stops gathering groceries and ogles DDD. She turns her massive
breasts towards him and holds them inches from his face.)
(Quick cut to a tight shot of DDD's bust with soft glow and low volume
sound effect coming from her clothed areolas.)
(Quick cut to Heluv's ogling eyes. Heluv is entranced as if being
hypnotized.)
(Quick cut to a tight shot of DDD's bust with soft glow and low volume
sound effect coming from her clothed areolas.)
(Quick cut to Heluv's ogling eyes. Heluv is entranced as if being
hypnotized.)
DDD: Is there something you want to see, my horny little monkey?
(Heluv makes wild and excited monkey sounds.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
(Fade to black.)
(Fade in to a shot of the interior of a motel bathroom. Some of the
Stitts' family belongings are in frame. Candy Kane and Hehaz are both
full-body framed. Candy Kane wears her usual black low cut tank top and
black short-shorts. Hehaz is wearing a spaghetti strap girl's top and
short-shorts. His small buttocks hang out. Both Candy Kane and Hehaz
have barefeet. Candy Kane is putting two bows in Hehaz' red hair above
and behind his temples. Candy Kane is having fun. Hehaz appears
distressed.)
HEHAZ: But, my parents could come back any minute!
CANDY KANE: I doubt that. The way your mom was dressed when she left
with the mayor... I got a feeling she won't be back any time soon.
And, your Dad is kind of... Well, my mom will take care of him.
HEHAZ: You really think Big Gay Dick will like how I look?
CANDY KANE: I promise. I've known Dick for a long time...
(She picks up some lipstick and turns the tube until the makeup comes
out.)
CANDY KANE: I know what boys like. I know what guys want. Even gay
ones.
(She puts a hand on Hehaz' shoulder.)
CANDY KANE: Go like this...
(Candy Kane purses her lips. Hehaz looks timid.)
HEHAZ: Lipstick?
CANDY KANE: Of course. You'll like it.
HEHAZ: Well... okay...
(Hehaz complies and mimics the expression he was just shown. The shot
fades with Candy Kane applying lipstick to Hehaz' lips.)
(Shot jumps open to DDD's motel room- no fade in. DDD and Heluv are in
frame. DDD is wearing only her bra and panties- both period style.
Heluv is hunched down like a chimp and clawing at his groin while
animatedly ogling DDD and making faces and noises like a monkey. He
appears as if hypnotized by her breasts. DDD is bouncing her breasts
and teasingly seductive as she speaks. Heluv's head bounces in sync
with her breasts.)
DDD: Do you want to see them?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Do you want to see the whoppers?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Are you a good little monkey?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Be a good little monkey and jerk-off your little monkey dick.
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
(Heluv frantically undoes his pants, never getting out of his apelike
stance. He pulls out his small penis and begins masturbating.
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Aw! Look at the little monkey! Playing with his little monkey
dick.
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Does the monkey want to see Momma's big whoppers?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: What a good little monkey!
(DDD unhooks her bra and removes it. Her giant breasts flop out. Heluv
goes bananas. Howling like a chimp and jerking his tiny organ
furiously.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
Uw-a-a-a-a!
(Above the clamor DDD shakes her huge bust vigorously and laughs.)
DDD: What a horny little monkey!
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
Uw-a-a-a-a!
(Quick cut shot to naked Enorma. The camera view is from just outside
the Caddy's passenger side. MT is also framed and can be seen behind
her. Enorma's bare upper body is hanging out of the Caddy, above the
closed passenger door. Her hips are pressed up against top of the
passenger door. Mayor Twatbuster is naked and banging the ecstatic
redhead from behind. He roughly manhandles her giant bosoms. His face
is contorted with sinister desire.)
(Cut to tight shot of MT's erection going in-and-out of Enorma's pussy.)
(Cut back to shot of Enorma hanging out of the Caddy. Both she and MT
are in frame.)
MT: You like that don't you, slut? You like having that big dick in
your tight pussy, don't you?
ENORMA: Yes! Oh, Yes!
MT: That pussy is fuckin' tight. Your husband must have a tiny dick.
ENORMA: Oh, yes! He's tiny. His dick is tiny compared to you!
MT: Oh, yeah. I bet you don't ever want his tiny dick inside you
again, do you?
ENORMA: Oh, no! Never! I only want big dicks. I only want big dicks
inside me!
MT: Yeah. That's what I thought. You want to have a big loose pussy,
don't you slut?
ENORMA: Oh, yes! I want my pussy to be big and loose!
(Cut to a shot of The Alien hiding underneath the train trestle spying
on the scene. He presses a button on his wristband and vanishes with
effects.)
(Cut to a shot of The Alien materializing with effects in the Stitts'
motel bathroom. He looks in on the scene and spies.)
(The shot quick cuts to Hehaz and Candy Kane in the Stitts' motel
bedroom. Both teens are on their knees. Hehaz is closest to the camera.
The camera angle has them both in profile slightly from the rear. Both
are nude and wearing heavy makeup in period style with long false
eyelashes caked with mascara. Hehaz still wears two bows in his hair.
His bare buttocks can be seen easily. He and Candy Kane are jerking off
the large erections of two males standing in front of them. The camera
pans out to reveal BGD and Donkey naked and hard. Candy Kane and Hehaz
wear vapid expressions on their painted faces as they fondle the big
male organs.)
CANDY KANE: (dreamily) Put it in your mouth, Hehaz. Suck it.
(Candy Kane dives onto Donkey's dick with her mouth and begins giving a
blow job. Hehaz hesitates for a moment before thrusting BGD's erection
in his mouth and sucking it like a fudgesicle.)
(The shot cuts to show the faces of BGD and Donkey, breathing hard and
looking in the midst of being gratified. The tops of Hehaz and Candy
Kane's heads bob up-and-down in frame. The 'dog ear' ponytails of Candy
Kane and the bows in Hehaz hair move in time with the bobbing of their
heads.)
(BGD looks over at Donkey.)
BGD: I told you he'd make a good little cocksucker. He has such a
pretty mouth.
(Shot widens to frame Hehaz and Candy Kane. Their heads are bobbing
eagerly on the erections in their mouths. BGD and Donkey are in
ecstasy.)
(Shot jumps to DDD nude and leading naked Heluv around on a leash.
Heluv walks on his feet and hands like a monkey. His behavior is now
completely simian. He paws at his tiny erection.)
DDD: Who's the horny little monkey?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
DDD: Who's my tit-loving little monkey?
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a! Uw-a-a-a!
(Quick cut shot to Hehaz and Candy Kane naked and on all fours. The
camera view is from behind at an angle. Hehaz is still closest to the
camera. From behind, his negligible penis and scrotum can be seen. His
genitals are tiny. The other two nude males can be seen from the waist
down with their erections positioned behind Hehaz and Candy Kane. The
shot widens to show all four fully in frame. Donkey takes his hands and
grips Candy Kane's ass. He roughly enters her vagina. Donkey begins
fucking Candy Kane. BGD caresses Hehaz' ass with his left hand. With
his right hand, he is lubing up his huge erection.)
BGD: He has such a pretty little booty. He's a cutie with a pretty
little booty. You just relax, baby. This is gonna be fun.
(Cut to a tight shot of Hehaz' face. Hehaz appears timid but
anticipatory. His body is shaking with the desire to be penetrated.
BGD can be seen positioned behind his naked body.)
(Cut to a wide shot. The Alien can now be seen in frame standing behind
the four young people. The Alien holds a laser gun which looks exactly
like the toy laser gun Hehaz acquired at the five and dime store. The
Alien aims the ray gun at Hehaz. A glowing ray envelopes the naked boy
with a whirring sound effect. As the glowing ray envelops the boy,
large breasts, wide hips, and giant buttocks rapidly develop on Hehaz.
The bosoms hanging from Hehaz' chest are shaped like the ones on his
mother Enorma, except that they are as humongous and overdeveloped as
Candy Kane's astonishing tits. Hehaz' tiny penis and miniscule scrotum
remain negligible between his shapely legs. He is now barely a boy with
a voluptuous womanly body. The Alien lowers the ray gun and lifts his
wrist. The Alien presses a button on the wristband and vanishes with
effects. Donkey continues to fuck Candy Kane. BGD is positioned to
enter Hehaz. Suddenly, the other three realize the transformation to
Hehaz has occurred.)
(Hehaz is squealing with glee.)
BIG GAY DICK: Hehaz Stitts!
DONKEY: What the hell just happened!
CANDY KANE: I don't fuckin' know!
BGD: Whatever happened- Hehaz has become quite a he-she! As in he has
a great ass and a big set of tits!
(Hehaz is thrilled. He wobbles his huge udders hanging underneath him
and shakes his giant ass.)
HEHAZ: I love them!
BGD: So do I!
(BGD enters Hehaz asshole with a steady, forceful thrust. He grabs
Hehaz' new tits and begins fucking the boy wildly.)
(The camera frames all four persons as the 'girls' remain on all fours
and their suitors slam them from behind and play with their giant asses
and tits.)
(Tight shot of dick going in and out of Candy Kane's pussy.)
(Tight shot of dick going in and out of Hehaz' asshole. His miniscule
male organs are visible.)
(Wider shot of both backsides as Hehaz' asshole and Candy Kane's pussy
receive large organs.)
(Tight shot on Candy Kane's wobbling tits.)
(Tight shot on Hehaz wobbling tits.)
(Wider shot of both sets of wobbling tits.)
(Cut to shot framing all four as fucking continues.)
(Fade to black.)
(Fade in on night outside at the Triple-D motel.)
(Cut to an interior of a motel bedroom. DDD is leading Heluv on a
leash. They are both clothed. Heluv constantly glances at her giant
chest while walking on his hands and feet like a monkey. His behavior
is now permanently simian.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a...
DDD: Now, I want my horny little monkey to come over here for Momma.
(Camera follows as DDD pulls Heluv by the arm, close to one of the
bedroom walls. DDD leans forward and looks through a hole in the
bedroom wall.)
DDD: Ah, that's it. Beautiful.
(DDD lifts Heluv's torso to where he can stand as upright as his now
apelike stature will allow. DDD begins to push Heluv's head towards the
hole in the bedroom wall.)
HELUV: Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a... Uw-a-a-a...
DDD: There you go horny monkey. Look at that beautiful sight.
(Camera cuts to a tight shot of Heluv looking through the hole. The
camera closes in on the hole and goes to black as if passing through it.
The camera opens up on the other side of the wall into the bedroom of
room #18. Enorma is naked on a the bed on all fours. The camera shot
is from her side. Studs is naked with a huge erection. He is behind
Enorma and ramming his big penis into her asshole. Sheriff Rammer is
laying beneath Enorma with a huge erection of his own. Enorma is
straddling him and his slick penis is boring out her pussy. Mayor
Twatbuster is at her face with his immense dick shoved in her mouth. He
and the others are riding Enorma's naked body like a see saw. All the
while, the three men are groping her humongous flopping breasts. Enorma
is lost in sexual bliss.)
(Quick cut to tight shot on Heluv's eye at hole.)
(Quick cut back to scene.)
(Quick cut to tight shot on Heluv's eye and he is squealing in delight.)
(Quick cut to tight shot on Enorma's humongous flopping tits.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Heluv grabbing his clothed penis.
Squealing.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of dick going in-and-out of Enorma's pussy.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Heluv pulling out his tiny penis.
Squealing.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of dick going in-and-out of Enorma's asshole.)
(Quick cut to tight shot of Heluv jer