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And then I died.
I can hear screams in the background. They sound familiar. Are they mine?
Why can I hear myself screaming in the distance? Where am I? Everything
is dark and I can't feel my body. Is this the afterlife?
"Do not be alarmed," a voice commands.
I look around trying to discern where the voice has come from. It could
have come from anywhere. I get no sense of direction or even space in
this place, wherever it is.
"We've made a terrible mistake. Can you hear us?" a different voice asks.
I try to answer, but I don't know how. I don't have a mouth to answer
with.
"It's not responding. Did it work?" the first voice asks.
"I don't know. It should have. Maybe it's in shock or maybe it's just
stupid."
The first voice chuckles. Then trying to sound serious again, "Let me try
tweak the settings. You never get it right."
Suddenly the screaming is getting louder. It becomes louder and louder
until I became aware of having a body again. A screaming body. I stop
screaming and look around me in shock. In front of me are two ... things. I
have no idea what they are.
"That's better" the second alien thing says. I can't figure out how it
talks, let alone why it speaks English.
"What happened to me? I thought I died!" I ask of these creatures.
"You did!" the second answers enthusiastically.
"Which is great news for us," the first tells me.
"Horrible news for you. But great news for us!" the second excitedly
tells me. "We're sort of your ... guardian angels, if you will."
"Of course we're not" the first informs me. "But that's the closest
concept you have to what's going on."
"Details friend," the second shushes the first. "I'm sure you think life
is some wondrous ... experience or something, but to us it's rather more
... unimpressive."
"Usually when you die, there's a whole process that must take place."
"A process that frowns upon mistakes."
"Indeed. That's why you're here. We made a mistake and we're here to fix
it before anyone notices."
"'Fix' is maybe too strong a word. We're just going to cover up our
little error. Keep the books balanced."
"Oh yes. Couldn't have said it better. On the plus side, you get to live
again," the creature looks at me.
"What's the mistake?" I ask out of curiosity. I'm remarkably calm
considering my situation.
"You were supposed to be a female," the first answers.
"A rookie error, really," the second laughs.
"What?" I laugh. "How are you going to cover that up?"
"There are ways," the first creature says cryptically.
"Correct ways and quick ways," the second creature chuckles.
I shout at them. "This is ridiculous! I'm engaged to get married to a
beautiful woman in a few weeks, I was in the college football team, I'm a
man! I can't be a woman! This is a mistake!"
"That's a pity. You won't like the quick way then," the first creature
chuckles.
The creature begins fiddling with it's device. Suddenly I feel intense
pain as my body begins stretching. I close my eyes from the intense pain
and let out a scream. I try to struggle but no matter which direction I
try to move, the pain still remains. Finally I collapse onto the floor,
the pain disappears.
I lie on my back, confused and scared. I open my eyes expecting to feel
awful but find myself feeling refreshed. Rejuvenated is a better way to
describe the feeling. I suddenly catch sight of my body and let out a
shriek of surprise. I have breasts under my shirt! In shock I grab them,
they're definitely mine! I then immediately reach into my pants. My penis
is gone! I have a vagina! I begin to tear up. This isn't right! I look at
my now slender arms. The hair is gone, so are my tattoos. I look to my
right and see the creatures still standing there, looking at me.
"What have..." I stop in shock. I sound like a woman! "What have you done
to me!" I demand pushing through the shock.
"Balanced the books," the first creature chuckles.
"This is fucked up!" I scream. "You can't just leave me like this!"
"We can and we must," the second creature tells me.
"How would we look if you were processed and found defective."
"Oh no! We wouldn't want that!"
I pick myself up and ask them out of curiosity. "What would happen to me
if that happened?"
"It's asking impertinent questions of us. Do we care to answer?" the
second creature asks the first.
"Doesn't make a difference. Amuse it," the first says dismissively.
"In that case, you'd live your whole life again with the mistake
corrected."
"This is a way to avoid all that time wasting," the first informs me.
"Oh. Agreed! And this way we don't get in trouble!"
"It's a calculated advantage," the first smugly chuckles.
"Is this a good time to let it know the good news?" the second asks the
first.
"Why not? Firstly, we gave you your own body if you were born female and
lived as such."
"The timing is pure luck! You're two months pregnant! You're going to be
a mother!"
I fall to my knees. This can't be happening. I start hitting the ground
in what must look a pathetic display. When I calm down I suddenly take
note that my surrounding are different and the creatures are no where to
be seen. I recognize this place. This is the place of my death!
"Excuse me, ma'am" a voice commands. I turn around a see a police
officer. "Excuse me, ma'am. Did you see what happened here?" he points to
the car wreckage that killed me.
I look in horror at the scene. My friend Jameson lies dead in the
passenger seat. The driver's seat is empty, my body gone. I begin to cry.
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