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FROM RHODA TO ROD by Throne Rhoda was spending a lazy Saturday morning in her apartment, wearing a tank top and cut-off jeans, her feet in a pair of sweat socks. She took a sip of her coffee, snuggled back into the easy chair, and used the remote to change the channel on the TV several more times. She saw some science fiction movie where a humanoid alien was leaning over a scantily clad Earth woman (click) a comedy in which a hunky guy was hitting on a busty waitress (click) and an episode of a popular show with gay and straight students teaming up in a glee club. Rhoda saw bits and pieces that interested her, but nothing really held her attention. She was feeling restless and bored. "So, you're feeling restless and bored?" an unfamiliar voice asked. She thought it was the television but it was coming from elsewhere in the room. When Rhoda turned her head she was startled to see a chubby, middle-aged man stretched out on her sofa. He had on a tennis outfit and an obvious hairpiece. As he got to his feet, he pushed the unconvincing wig around until it was properly in place. "Sorry about my wardrobe. It's from my previous assignment." He took a cell phone from the pocket of his shorts and consulted it. "And you're my new subject... Rhoda. Hmmm, looks like you're undergoing a bit of gender indecision." The forefinger of his free hand went under the fake hair to scratch his scalp. "Well, that's pretty basic stuff." He eyed her more closely. Under her casual outfit she was rather fit, with small breasts and narrow hips. He nodded to himself and got hold of a leather cord that circled his neck, tugging it upward to reveal an amulet that was strung on it, which had been hidden under his tennis shirt. "Oh," he said absently. "I'm Mike. Mike Magic. Not to be confused with that dancer, Magic Mike. I'm with the Union of Spell Casters and Wish Granters. What we do is, well, cast spells to grant wishes. As our name implies. Anyway, we work to establish balance in the cosmos. Mostly right here on Earth. And your gender uncertainty is upsetting that balance. Locally. So I'm going to give you a sample of another option, gender-wise, and you can see what you think. And then I have to get some lunch. Is there anyplace good to eat around here? I could really go for a nice hot pastrami sandwich." The young woman was staring at him open-mouthed. She closed her jaws and said, "Um, how did you get into my apartment... Mike?" "Really? I'm about to grant you what you've been unconsciously wishing for and all you can think about is how I got in here? Come on, dear. You're not relaxed with boys but you have mixed feelings about your feelings toward girls. You need some direction. So let's forget how I got in here... though of course I did it with my expertise in magic." He paused, as if expecting a compliment. When none was forthcoming, he rubbed one pudgy thumb against the amulet and uttered some important sounding words in a language she couldn't identify. He didn't bother to get off her sofa while he did it. An electric tingle ran through Rhoda's athletic yet feminine body. She flung herself out of the chair and stood there, arms held out from her sides, while her short but stylish hair stood out from her head. Invisible hands seemed to touch her everywhere, or at least everywhere that she might need a gender make-over. Suddenly her breasts felt smaller, her tummy flatter, and her limbs stronger. More astonishing, however, was that something was going on between her legs. Eyes wide, she looked down and saw a bulge forming in her snug cut-offs. It continued to grow, to an enviable size. Well, enviable if you were a guy. Or maybe if you were a girl with gender issues. Like her. "Go on," said Mike. "I know you want to look. Here, I'll cover my eyes." He put his hands over his upper face. Dazed by what was happening, and curious to see if what she thought had happened had actually happened, Rhoda undid the single button of her shorts and lowered the zipper. She pulled them down to mid thigh and gaped at her brief panties. There, in the crotch portion of the garment, was an unmistakably male bulge. She could distinguish the outline of a sizable cock and balls. When she pulled the waistband away from her body, she got a look at real man parts growing on her not-a-man's body. She turned her attention back to Mike, who was peeking between his fingers and grinning. "So?" he wanted to know. "Like what I've given you?" "But... I mean..." She couldn't find words to express what she was feeling, which was mainly shock, with a good deal of disbelief accompanying it. "You could just thank me," Mike suggested. "And maybe praise my obviously exceptional talents." His eyebrows went up expectantly. "Well... yeah... thanks," she said in a small voice, one that was a bit deeper than what she was used to hearing from herself. "I mean, I have thought about what it would be like to... er... be equipped this way. Still..." "Right. I knew that. I mean, why do you think my bosses sent me here? Speaking of which, if they contact you, please put in a good word for me. Right?" She nodded wordlessly, still in a daze. He got up and went toward the door. "Sorry," he told her. "I can only do so much appearing-and-disappearing in one day. It puts a strain on the old system. Anyway..." He consulted his cell phone, which she realized must be a smart phone. "... I have one more assignment to take care of. This looks like fun. There's a fellow I'm going to let find out how it feels to be feminized, and then go skinny dipping, and then discover that his clothes are all missing. And then he..." Mike read further and chuckled mischievously. "Oh, this one's going to be fun." He opened her apartment door very un-magically and stepped into the hallway. The door closed and Rhoda got up slowly. She put her hand on her new appendage, to reassure herself that it was real. Then she zipped up and buttoned herself. It was turning into a very interesting day. She went to the kitchen and poured herself a glass of orange juice, figuring that the natural sugar would help her to feel more normal... well, emotionally more normal... physically she felt quite not-normal. Growing a cock will do that to a girl. Rhoda sipped the juice and padded to the bathroom, where she checked her hair in the mirror. It was shorter than it had been and more butch, style-wise. Her face had changed subtly as well. It was just the slightest bit leaner and more angular, not enough that someone wouldn't recognize her instantly, but there was that hint of difference that made her somehow more commanding. And that was how she felt. Confident and ready to conquer the world, or at least some of her old non-conquests. She had always possessed a certain uncertainly that caused her to fail to get dates or, when she did get them, to not consummate them. But now she felt ready to consummate the hell out of anyone who went out with her. The old gender indecision was still there, so she determined to start out conservatively, by revisiting one of the males who she had felt attracted to. An hour later, freshly showered and wearing a black T-shirt, black jeans, and scuffed work shoes (also black), she appeared at the door of a guy she had admired from a distance, gotten to know slightly, and come close to almost nearly dating... once. Rhoda knocked hard on the door and it was opened a moment later. There stood Jake, a bit rumpled in a flannel shirt and loose slacks, his collar-length blond hair falling into his eyes. He said lazily, "Hey, hi... uh... Randi?" "Rhoda," she corrected. "But that's close enough. Mind if I come in, Jake?" Without waiting for an answer she slipped past him, crossed the room, and flopped down on the couch. When he turned around in confusion, she patted the spot next to her and gestured for him to put himself there. Bemused but willing, he went to her and sat down. "So," she wanted to know, "how's your love life?" He smiled lopsidedly -- a charming affectation -- and shrugged. "You know. Good days and bad. Or rather, if we're talking about romance, I should say good nights and bad." She put an arm around him and said, "Well, it's daytime now, so maybe you're due for a change." Then, thinking about the transformation Mike had worked on her, she added, "A big change." Jake put his hand on her thigh and responded, "Change is good." She told him, "You don't know the half of it." They turned their faces toward each other at the same moment and spontaneously kissed. Rhonda credited the quick start-up to her new attitude, but figured Jake was probably a quick worker too. Their tongues met and did a brief dance together. His hand went to her small - - smaller than before -- breast and caressed it. Her fingers explored his crotch and told her that he had less down there than she did. That gave Rhoda a wicked thrill. She let the increasingly heated foreplay proceed, making sure that Jake was well prepped and would be less likely to turn back when he discovered that she had become a girl-with- something-extra. When he was nicely simmering, on the verge of boiling, she stood, opened her jeans, and shoved them partway down. Her panties followed and out popped that exceptional organ. Jake goggled at it. She put her foot on the couch, between his legs, and told him to remove her shoe. He wasn't sure what to do, but when she repeated the order, in a commanding voice, he obeyed. The other shoe followed, and then she had him finish undressing her from the waist down. She pulled up her shirt to show that she had small but shapely female breasts, then bent forward and took the back of his head, tilting up his face and feeding him first one firm nipple and then the other. As he sucked on them her new cock rose proudly to a hard nine inches. It as thick and had a large knob. Jake stared at it as she continued to hold his head. Before he could react further, she was rubbing it against his cheeks, first one and then the other. "It's more than you've got, isn't it?" she asked, already knowing the answer. "I... you..." He paused and then, in a near whisper, admitted, "You've got me beat." "Hmm. Speaking of beating, why don't you put your hand on it and give it a few pumps? Maybe it'll grow even more." His hand came halfway up and then froze. She took his wrist and moved it the rest of the way. Under the spell of her authority, he curled his fingers around the shaft, feeling it's power. She made his hand run up and down the length a few times and then, when she released his wrist, he kept pumping her on his own. A drop of clear fluid appeared at the tip of her cock. Rhonda still had one hand on the side of Jake's head. She slipped it around back and coaxed him closer. The tip of her tool bumped against his closed lips. She said, "You know you want to, Jake. You've always gone in search of something different. Well, this is as different as it gets. I'm still a girl, except for right there. Now open wide and I'll give you an unmatchable experience." His lips parted... wide... and she pulled him nearer, until the business end of her bone was inside his mouth. When he closed his lips... at least as much as he could... she told him to do to her what he would like to have done to him in the same circumstances. He began to suck gently, swirl his tongue around the wide corona, and then took in more. Soon she was buried up to her heavy balls, which had pulled up tight against her body. Oh my, this was heavenly. She could appreciate why guys got obsessed with the hope that some female would do this for them. And now she had Jake, a presumably straight guy, taking her generously-built rod as far in as he could. She liked that term, 'rod'. In a murmuring voice that came from deep in her throat, she told him he could start calling her Rod. Goodbye Rhoda, hello Rod. She began to work her hips, pumping in and out of his cooperative mouth. Rhonda/Rod could really get used to this new pleasure. She moved an inch closer and leaned in, sinking even deeper into his cute face, loving the sight of her meat vanishing into his now eager mouth. Rhonda held his ears and directed the action, pulling out almost completely so that all he could do was to suck the bulbous end. She even made him duck his head down and lick her weighty balls. Then she got him back to the main act and kept him at it as she felt herself approaching her first cock-orgasm. She was going to shoot a load into his waiting mouth. Rhonda prolonged her pleasure until she knew there was no more holding back. She pistoned in and out of his mouth and moaned loudly. All at once her balls were emptying their cream onto Jake's tongue, against the roof of his mouth, and even right down his throat. She held onto him until she was thoroughly sated and then, her new assertiveness telling her what to do, pulled out and wiped her cock in his hair. He gazed up at her hopefully, but she just grinned, patted him on the head, and got herself back into her pants. Rhonda stood there, smirking down at him. She said, "Not bad, Jake. Maybe I'll give you some more practice time. You'd like that, wouldn't you?" Sounding as if he was surprised by his answer, he said meekly, "Yes... er... Rod." Rhonda chuckled. She didn't know if it was her new attitude making things happen, or maybe Mike Magic's magic, but whatever it was, she liked the results. Bending forward at the waist, she gave Jake an air kiss. "Now Jake, I don't want you to rinse your mouth or brush your teeth for the next few hours. Right? I want you to keep on tasting me." He blushed prettily as he said, "Yes, Rod... dear." She nodded approvingly, turned, and strutted out the door. That had been fantastic. She was still marveling at how hard she had spurted into his mouth when another thought struck her. She was still horny and knew, somehow, that she was quite capable of another performance. Who needs performance-enhancing drugs when you have Mike's magic working for you? It was time for another session of afternoon delight, but with a change. When Rhonda got to the bookstore where Melanie worked, she spotted the sweet-faced girl at once. She was stocking the shelves in the Romance department, wearing a short snug skirt and tight blouse, both of which showed off her full curves, which were extra noticeable because she was so short. Melanie shook back her long auburn ponytail and Rhonda's cock twitched. She went right up to the employee and said, "Can you recommend a love story with a different twist to it?" Melanie looked up and blinked twice. She recognized Rhonda but sensed the change in her at the same time. Her voice caught in her throat but then she managed to say, "Hello... um... Rita." "It's Rhoda, honey. And you and I need to talk." She put her hand familiarly on Melanie's shoulder. "How about we go and get a cup of coffee?" "Well, I could take the rest of the afternoon off. I mean, we are kind of overstaffed today." "I'm kind of over-STAFFED myself," she said confidently, referring to the staff in her pants. "You have an apartment right around here, don't you?" "Well, I..." Melanie looked up at her, captivated. "I do." "So show me the way. And then I'll show you something." Melanie sensed that the something she was going to be shown would really be... SOMETHING. She smiled cutely, her expression shaded by a hints of apprehension and anticipation. Rhoda liked the effect she was having on the busty girl. She also liked the effect the girl's bust was having on her. And that protruding bottom, so well displayed by that brief skirt. Rhoda could already feel her fingers stroking that long ponytail. Melanie went and spoke to her manager, who was also sexy and made Rhoda consider the possibilities of a girl-girl-dickgirl threesome. Oh, the possibilities. But for now she would only take on Melanie. There was more than enough of the bookstore clerk to occupy the newly endowed girl. As they left the store, Rhoda glanced sidelong at her date's undulating curves. She was glad that apartment was nearby. Melanie looked up at her and smiled, this time with a bit of seductiveness. Rhoda put an arm around her warm shoulders and let their bodies brush together as they walked. Melanie inhaled deeply. Moments later, in a breathy voice, the bookstore employee said, "This is my building." She pointed to the second floor and added, "I'm on top." Rhoda said, "We'll see who's on top when we get up there." Melanie giggled prettily, getting the reference this time, caught up in the adventure of being whisked away from her job and openly seduced by this familiar but somehow unfamiliar female. They went up the first flight of steps and, on the landing, Rhoda took Melanie, drew her near, and gazed at her with burning eyes. Melanie tilted back her head, closed her now dreamy eyes, and parted her soft lips. Rhoda locked mouths with her and explored with her tongue. The shorter girl squirmed with excitement and did some tongue exploration of her own. They stepped away from each other, Melanie gasped, and said, "I've never done this before. With a girl." "Well," Rhoda assured her with a grin, "you're doing it now. And you can make your mind up about the 'girl' part when we get a little further along. But you're going to love the 'part' part. Once you see that part of me." Even though she didn't understand all of that (mainly the 'part' part), Melanie was carried along by the passion of the moment and fumbled in her purse to find her key, which she used with a quivering hand. Once they were inside and the door was locked behind them, there were more kisses and Rhoda's hands roamed freely over those tempting contours. She unbuttoned Melanie's blouse, reached around behind her to tugged the garment out of her skirt. Her fingers went to the back of the girl's bra and searched for the clasps. Melanie rubbed that big bosom against her and said, "It's in the front, lover. When you have measurements like mine, that's easier to work with. Please unhook me, baby." "My pleasure," Rhoda assured her in that slightly deeper voice. "And why don't you call me Rod?" "Rod? Why?" "You'll see, sweetie. And feel." Soon Melanie was naked and busily undressing Rhoda. When the naked girl bared the other's crotch and saw the proud, partially erect cock, she came to a complete stop and said, "Oh my." "You like?" Rhoda wanted to know. "Well, it's not what I expected but..." "... it seems right?" "Yes." "So let's not ruin the mood by talking. Lie back and relax. I'll drive." After a few more seconds of being stunned, Melanie accepted the reality of the situation, got her head on the pillow, and parted her legs, trying not to appear as filthy-minded as she felt. Rhoda got onto her knees between those sweetly plump thighs and leaned forward, supporting herself with her hands. Melanie reached up and playfully tweaked her new partner's nipples. The unexpected penis grew completely hard. Its possessor worked her hips forward in an unfamiliar movement. When the tip of her member touched the warm welcoming wetness of those pink labia, both of them moaned. Rhoda eased herself inside, inch after inch, until she was buried to the hilt. The sensation was incredible. "Please," Melanie purred. "Don't keep me waiting, baby. Ride me hard. Now." Happy to comply, the girl on top began to thrust with her pelvis, using long strokes, pulling almost all the way out each time and then plunging in once more. It was beyond incredible. She threw back her head and set up a steady rhythm. Melanie had no objections. Quite the opposite. Her crooning vocalizations made it clear that she was loving every second of it. Her legs came up and wrapped around the tops of her partner's thighs. She met each downward thrust with an upward jerk. They moved together in pleasurable harmony as their excitement mounted higher. It went on like that for a hot quarter of an hour before they cried out at the same time and knew the joy of simultaneous orgasms. It was perfect. They clung together until it was over, and then relaxed, side- by-side. After a short nap they got up. Melanie made coffee and they enjoyed a cup. "How about a shower?" Melanie suggested. They washed each other and to their mutual surprise, Rhoda was soon rock hard again. "Oh, Rod, I can't send you home like that. What can I do to make it go away?" she asked mischievously. Melanie turned the shower head at an angle, so the spray hit the wall. She sank to her knees and took that appetizing length into her greedy mouth. Her prowess as a fellatrix was impressive. Rhoda had her hands on the back of her head, belatedly remembering to grip that handy ponytail, now soaking wet. Melanie made it last a long time before she was given a load of throat cream. She savored the taste and feel as it ran off the back of her tongue and down her gullet. After it was over, she hugged Rhoda's firm thighs, kissed her heavy balls, and nuzzled her spent penis. Rhoda told her not to rinse her mouth or brush her teeth for a while. "I want you to taste me and think about me for a few hours." ****** Rhoda returned home to find Mike Magic sitting cross-legged on the floor, watching her TV. It was some reality show that she had never bothered with. She sat down and let him enjoy it until it ended. He turned himself around and asked, "So, how did it go?" "It was amazing. I had sex with a guy and a girl. Not at the same time, though. But I feel like maybe I took advantage of them somehow." "No, not at all. Remember how I said that my job is to put things back into balance. Well, you're not the only one with sex-direction issues. Those two had matters to resolve as well. Actually, you were working for me. And I thank you." "You're... welcome?" He chuckled. "I know the whole dick-in-your-pants bit was a shock. Sorry for any upset. But I'm sure you'll agree that the rewards were worth it. And now I have a business proposition for you. How about if I impart some of my magical powers to you, in limited quantity of course, and give you an artifact to allow you to control them. Then you could be sort of a free agent, doing good work, helping others to find themselves... sex-wise." He fidgeted with his hairpiece again. "Well..." She thought about the two encounters she'd had. "Yes. Okay. Let's do it." "First," he said, closing his eyes tight, "I give you powers. But limited. As previously noted." He clenched his fists, made a low growling noise, and then untensed. "There. All done. And now..." He waved his hands in the air theatrically. "... the potent mystical artifact." Mike snatched at the air and dramatically opened his palm in front of her wondering eyes. There was nothing there. "Sorry about that," he apologized. "At miracles, like giving you a schlong, I'm terrific. But when it comes to basic stage magic... not so much." He went to the couch and put his hand between the cushions, saying, "I'm sure I saw it fly over here. Hold on a second. Ah, there it is." He produced a worn and unfamiliar coin, which he ceremoniously passed to her. When she accepted it she felt it turn ice cold and then quite hot on her palm, all in the space of a few seconds. Mike told her, "Just carry that with you at all times. In your wallet would be good. It will guide you to those who need assistance, alter your form as needed, and suggest to you what it is that they need. Mostly, I expect, it will be like what you did earlier. Not a bad deal for you. Right?" "No. Not at all. But are you saying that I might have a pussy one time and a cock another? Or look different? Sound like somebody else?" "You've got it, kid. From Rhoda to Rod to sweet innocent Renee or tough snarling Rock. Whatever the job calls for. And in between you'll just be ordinary you. With maybe a few enhancements to make life more fun. If you treat the coin nice and talk to it right before you go to sleep at night. Coins appreciate that." Rhoda could hardly believe it. Yet she knew it was all true. Before her waited an endless smorgasbord of sexual shenanigans. And all for a good cause. Maintaining the equilibrium of the cosmos. Or make that Cosmos, with a capital 'C'. She could get used to that as a part-time job. She put out her hand and she and Mike Magic shook, sealing the deal. She respectfully slipped the coin into her wallet and whispered to it, "We'll talk tonight. In bed." Magic Mike did a shuffling dance step, snapped the fingers of both hands, and hollered a single syllable, which must have been some arcane but very brief magical utterance, because he vanished into a puff of smoke. Well, more like a cloud. Or something in between. A mini-cloud. There was a whiff of some mystical scent in the air, but no other sign that he had ever been there. Except for his forlorn hairpiece, which was lying on the floor. No other sign of his presence remained. Only the rug on the carpet. And if you don't believe this is all true, think about Rhoda/Rod and her tireless efforts to help those in need. Think about her long and deep. Who knows? Maybe she'll show up at YOUR door.

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Are you fucking horny as hell and ready to get off to the kind of content that speaks to you? Well, mother fucker? What the hell are you in the mood for? Midgets? Lactating midgets? Midgets that are put on a spinning pedestal and suck dick while zooming around in circles?Oh, you are horny for parody adult films, eh? You may think that there is not a place you can go to get your parody XXX films fix, but I want you to know that you’re fucking wrong! Because once you head over to Hot...

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Rough Rodney

When I was sixteen, I officially met Rodney. He would never have been the kind of guy I would befriend. Although we had been in school together for a couple of years, we had never interacted.Our friendship came about when I got bullied at school one day. Bullying had always been part of my life because, being as timid and small as I was, it was as though I had a sign on my forehead inviting potential bullies to pick on me. As the bullying occurred on that day, Rodney interceded on my behalf and...

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Spare the Rod

“Miss Compton!” I was a grade 12 math teacher in an upscale charter school. The school was set up for parents who were concerned about giving religious training to their children. In addition, the board and the parents felt it important to retain some of the traditional discipline. Thankfully math was not one of the subjects that required adherence to any quirks of the Charter curriculum; and it had the added bonus that most of the students assumed I was out of it and so usually didn’t engage...

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Office Rodents

"This place is like Hooters!" a co-worker once remarked.He was right. The women at my job did pay very little to the dress code. Although not quite at the bikini stage, they often came to the office in tops with plunging necklines and tight little leggings that left little to the imagination. Even though sometimes the top parts of their outfits seemed somewhat... conservative , it was all party down below. Tights, tight jeans, capris, management was probably lucky they wore pants at all. Some...

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Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who’d fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He’d spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he’d been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he’d been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of why...

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Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who’d fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He’d spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he’d been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he’d been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of why...

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From Internship Room To Sex In Baroda

Hello guys, this is the continuation of my previous story . So after having our time in the internship room the last day, we went to our different ways. Though we were still in contact with each other it was less due to our work. I tried calling her to my room in Mumbai in a disguise but then I thought it would be wrong and dropped the plan. After completing my job I came back to Baroda and got on with life and work then one day my mobile rang and it was her. She – Hey dear! How are you? Me –...

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Digital PlayGround Parodies

People have this totally wrong image of depraved porn addicts. They think we’re just a bunch of humorless creeps jerking off in dank basements, our only utterances the primal grunts and groans of men, little more than apes, caving in to their basest desires. Well, those people have never heard me cranking it to the parody pornos over at Digital Playground. That shit is sexy and laugh-out-loud hilarious.Parody scenes can be a quick and easy way for porn studios to cash in on current trends....

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Devotion to Aphrodite

The legionnaire was very hairy. The hair on his broad back was long enough for Diana to get her fingers tangled right inside. But at least he spoke Greek. Of a sort. Not like the Roman centurion who'd fucked Diana for so long just a couple of hours ago. He'd spoken Vulgar Latin and some words of Aramaic from where he'd been stationed before being relocated to Smyrna. But even though she could hardly understand half what he said, he'd been a pretty good fuck. The sort that reminded Diana of...

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Dont Mess With Raging Rodents

April O Connor was walking from the bus station to her home, a building block where her flat was. It was 5:00PM and she was returning from her job. April was a an attractive short haired Brunette with a slim figure at the tender age of 27; grey-blue eyes, 5 foot 9, very brave and she hated the youth gangs around here, turning to crime and forcing younger and smaller kids to pay them protection money. April saw three young teenagers surrounding a much smaller and younger kid. The smaller and...

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An Invitation from Aphrodite

Melissa woke slowly, she felt the body heat of another, stronger than Desire's heat, with which she was familiar with. The heat of another body, a hotness of flesh not human, but divine. As her head cleared of the dreams and visions her sleep brought her. A scent began to fill her nostrils, the scent of Kyphi, the most precious and rare scent of the ancient world, sacred to the Goddesses. Melissa opened her eyes, Desire was still sleeping, laid on her side, she rested against Melissa’s body....

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3 years ago
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Daddy Doesnt Spare The Rod

This is the first sex story I ever wrote and I posted it a little over a year ago in the forum. I was reading over it again and decided to try it on a wider audience. ___________________________________________________________________________________ When she was very little, she liked to strip off all of her clothes and run naked outside. She loved to feel the air tickle her tiny body. She loved the feel of the soft grass against her skin. Mommy saw her and told her that only naughty little...

2 years ago
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Elise and Rod

Not all stories that start out with "Once upon a time" have happy endings. The characters do not necessarily live happily ever after as was the case in this one. It started as a fair tale that my wife tried to tell me, but unfortunately for her (or me — depending on how you look at it) I knew the game she was going to play. Once upon a time there was a marriage planned. Elise and I had grown up together and it had always been expected, at least by our mothers, that we would marry when we...

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FapHouse Parody

When is the last time you visited the Fap House now that you have been wandering on the internet to look for the best stuff to float your sunk boat? Back up, dumbass! I am not referring to your auntie's place, where you are not allowed to fuck your teen cousin, leading you to the bathroom to rub out load after load. (Chill, son, I just know how painful it is to not fuck a hot cousin. Fap House is a premium site that has ridiculously made a grand entrance in the porn industry, getting up to over...

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MindFuck of The Hermaphrodite

Authors note: this is the TG part of a larger story adapted to stand alone. Synopsis of other things: Imagine a world where the superpower gene and the gay/transgender gene are one and the same. For some time a demon called Talon is seeking to enslave New York, corrupting its heroes and releasing its villains. MindFuck of The Hermaphrodite By Topaz172 New York The Mayor of New York glared impotently at his 18 year old son, or rather his Master did. It had been it's...

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Rodney

Rodney When I was in my early twenties I didn't really know what I wanted from life. I had a girlfriend and spent a lot of time with her but we were really buddies. For a long time we did nothing more than kiss a little and we were both fine with that. I learned fairly quickly that she had great taste in lingerie ? matching bras and panties in all kinds of silky, lacy fabrics and pretty colors. More than once I snuck into her panty drawer and checked them out. I eventually took a pair...

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Pegging and rods

 Pegging and rods After a long but fun night out at the bar, Alex and Donna were staggering their way home through the freshly fallen snow. It was a very cold night and Donna wished they had taken the car. Once inside the warm inviting living room both Alex and Donna breathed a sigh of relief. Beers in hand, they settled down for a relaxing night. "You know" said Donna "I'm getting a little warm now, I think I'll go get into my PJs" and off she went to go upstairs...she added “you can always...

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57From cheating housewife to who knows what last

57 From cheating housewife to who knows what? Pt4 Jack appeared at his normal getting home time, he seemed a bit on edge, so after the meal when he went to feed the fish, his pride and joy, I went out and we sat on the bench that only an hour or two before Eddy and I had shared. He said he had been told he was nominated to go to Berlin for a month`s course, however he wanted to talk to me before he agreed to go. We discussed the options and agreed to him going and he brightened up a...

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SheCameFromNowhere

"Listen to me. No, no, listen", I paused, sighing as the man across the desk opened his mouth to speak. "Larry, for fuck's sake listen to me. You know me, alright? The studio knows me. The people know me. Have I ever let you down? In the ten years I've been with you, in the...nine movies I've been in? No, I haven't, have I? And you know my speciality, my talent, my...mimicry, right? So come on, just tell me what you think" "I don't know, Bob, it's a hell of a risk. What if you get...

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HentaiFromHell

So, what is it about the hentai on this website that makes it "hentai from hell" exactly? I don't see any hellish ghosts on the page haunting it and terrorizing the cute babes that can be seen here. In fact, I do see a few, but those aren't anomalous, the animators put them in the purposely. All kinds of demons are found in here, damn. Some are tall, some are short, but they all have massive dicks that are just too much to take for these typically submissive girls.Do all men really want to...

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3 years ago
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Sex with my hot neighbor in Baroda

My name is Raja from Baroda, gujarat 20yrs old and i am 5″1o and with looking good personality. This incidents took place when i was only 19 and my neighbor was 21. Shazia(name changed) lived in my neighborhood, she was studying in f.a. she was the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. From the first day when i saw her, i was truly mad for her. She had a very well shaped figure 37-26-36 size . Sometimes i use to call her at my pace to talk to her. We talked daily on the phone and sometimes on...

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Island of Hernando Rodriguez

He watched them as they sat sipping their colorful drinks and flirting with male guests and hotel employees alike at the Garden Cloud Lounge. They were undoubtedly four sisters, all in their late twenties and thirties, and attractive. They were obviously American, and they laughed as they tried what little Spanish they knew on the young waiters. He had seen groups like this many times. Their often affluent husbands allowed them to have "Girl's Time Off" now and then. It worked out on both...

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AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

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Adult Empire Parody

What’s up, you dirty dog! How’s your cock holding up? Have you been remembering to take breaks? You’ve got to give that little pecker a rest, or you’ll be beating some burnt meat real soon! Trust me. I know from experience! But you can spend one more day engaging in some much-needed “self-care”, right? Well, that’s great to hear! Because I’ve got some pretty great content for you and your cock today!In a world where movies are being made for either 16-year-old girls or the Chinese government,...

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Daniel Marie The Hermaphrodite

DANIEL, MARIE, & THE HERMAPHRODITE Of the few experiences we've had with others sexually, this one is the topper! I've only seen a couple pictures of a natural hermaphrodite. A girl with a large dick in place of their clit. They even have balls inside them, so they can cum like a man! Otherwise, good looking lady's that I've seen thus far. Just the thought of it opens up several possibilities! Certainly gives me a chubby thinking it over! One day, Marie and I were on our favorite sex...

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The Prodigal

Synopsis: It's Christmas time, and the holiday season is bittersweet for Paul and Debbie Noland. Seven years ago their son disappeared without a trace, and they found their faith shaken to its very core. Christmas is the Season of Miracles, however, and when a young woman named Breegan comes into their lives they find joy, celebration and a miracle of their very own. The Prodigal By Scott Ramsey Edited by Amelia R. Nestled in the pines five miles northwest of...

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The Return of Prodigal

The Return Of The Prodigal By Estaban Bacca A hot Maltese sun had baked the limestone village throughout the day. Theshadows had grown long and any activity along the quay had died away. EdgarBaldachino sat at his regular table outside the café. Over the rim ofa wine glass, his eyes watched the fleet of fishing luzzus peacefullybobbing at their moorings but his thoughts were far from tranquil. His mindwas thirty years in the past. He had been a youth of eighteen when he'd decided he had to...

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SHE LOVED MY ROD

In autumn of 1961 Maria Bellucci and I just couldn,t keep our hands off each other. My first serious sexual affair at age sixteen I loved and lusted after her tight pussy and she couldn,t seem to get enough of my cock. Having gone pheasant hunting with me she suggested we go fishing before the season finished November 1st, but basically she wanted a remote spot to fuck undisturbed and I was Up for it in All ways. Being a chilly damp day I packed my two man tent with it,s waterproof floor, an...

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Baby sis want my rod

My 18-year-old sister Meghana came bounding into the kitchen wearing her black bikini. I had little time to react before she jumped up and wrapped her arms and legs around me. She squealed loudly in my ear and I had to grab onto the counter to keep from falling over. “I’m sooooo happy to see you big brother! It’s been so long!” “Uh, good to see you too Meg. Mind if I catch my breath?” “Oh sure!” she smiled and unwrapped her lithe body from my frame. I turned back to the counter and grabbed...

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The divining rod

Walter Jonas pulled his van into the lane leading to the Circle Double Bar Ranch and drove the quarter mile or so to the house that sat on a small rise at the end of the lane. The big red letters on the side of his truck told it all, WATER DIVINING, W.B. Jonas, Prop.! This was hot country, southern Texas, where the temperature could stay above 100 degree for weeks at a time, and where water was more valuable than oil, well, you can't go that far, but it was pretty darn precious in its own...

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The Charm of Aphrodite

Derick stood in front of his altar, carefully inscribing the last of the designs on the piece of copper foil. He checked his work against the illustration in the book, and smiled when he saw that it was perfect. He took the vial of rose-oil and anointed the charm, reciting the accompanying text, which ended, ‘Most holy and revered Goddess, Laughter-loving Aphrodite, I beseech you, grant me the object of my affection. By your most holy name PASIPHAESSA KYTHEREIA I ask this.’ He brought the charm...

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A Lovefest with Brande Roderick

I had anxiously looked forward to this night ever since I won the Playboy lottery [offered only to very long term subscribers] to serve as a waiter at the Valentine’s Day party at the Mansion. I knew it would be an exciting night but what actually occurred was far more thrilling than anything I could possibly have imagined! We ‘winning waiters’ were issued light cream-colored tuxes with gold bow ties and cummerbunds so guests could easily spot us. The chief bartender kept us running, serving...

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Rebel 1777Chapter 43 Rodney

In April, I had an interesting experience with an officer's wife and one of her sons. She was Angela McG-- and he was her oldest, Rodney, a good-sized lad of sixteen, fuzz-faced, long-legged, gawky and eager to get into the fight. He wanted to join the army like his quartermaster father, and she did not want him to. Captain Foster sent me to see her, and I am not sure whether or not he thought he was doing me or her a favor. She was a healthy and handsome woman in her mid-thirties. She had...

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Body Chaos Rodeo

There exists a city in the middle of the multiverse, floating in the ether between dimensions, that seems normal enough for most of the year. But for one rowdy month, the rodeo comes to town--and the chaos that ensues is a spectacle to behold! This is no ordinary rodeo. Humans from Dimension 482 might recognize a rodeo as a place where other humans in big hats chase around animals to prove that they can dominate their four-legged quarry with ropes, horses, and sheer will. Some Pellians from...

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TGirl Rodeo

Howdy folks, we would like to welcome y'all to the finals for the 10th Annual T-girl Rodeo! Now this here being the tenth anniversary and all we're gonna put on one hellva show for ya! Commentating up here in the announcers box with me is the first ever T-girl Grand Champion, Lorna "Tail Buster" Johnson. Folks let's give the Tail Buster here a great big rodeo welcome! Say howdy to these good folks Lorna!Howdy, good folks!Hoo wee, Lorna those folks sure are glad to see you here with me!I'd say...

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The Rodeo

Chapter 1: The beginning and the end. Before he even opened the door Ray knew what he would find once he walked into the house. Her car was gone out of the driveway, that was a sure sign something was wrong. She was always there to meet him when he came in off the road. The last time they talked on the phone, she had told him it was either her or the rodeo. He told her he couldn’t quit, not yet. He was to close to finally getting the brass ring. She had slammed the phone down on his ear and he...

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Living Next Door to Heaven 220 Producer

Literary Criticism was only a one semester course, so my new class schedule put Public Oral Communication in that time slot. I couldn't believe I was going to be in yet another speech class, but it was a degree requirement. My record in giving speeches according to the rules of public speaking was uneven. Still, you would think I'd get some credit for doing a half-hour demonstration every week on television. But, no. And I was missing my second class. Instead, Rhonda had a death grip on...

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Himura BattousaiChapter 70 Soujirou the Prodigy

Kenshin: Take up your sword, Shishio Makoto. Misao (thinking): I'm not sure what's going on, but this is amazing. It's... we can't show ourselves now. Saitou: Don't bother hiding, you can come on out. (he opens the door; Misao and Eiji tumble out.) Just stay close. Kenshin: Miss Misao! Shishio: That technique you called the Ryuushousen. You struck Senkaku's chin with the flat of the blade, but if you had used the edge, it would have killed him? Kenshin:... Yes. Shishio: I'm...

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Sexhitching Diary My First Time AND the Rodeo

It was a pretty warm day in southern Colorado as I was hoping to catch a ride to Pueblo where they held the National High School Rodeo championships each year but in order to get there I had to traverse about 75 miles of high desert. I was spending another summer at my grandparent’s ranch on the high plains of eastern Colorado. Helping them tend to their horses and cattle as well as riding fence was becoming hardship duty for a horny young buck like me. There were no girls anywhere near their...

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My surprise date with a hermaphrodite

I was sitting around my house one day hornier than ever. I went online and to a site, I knew of where I could meet someone to play with. I went through the post then I saw something that caught my eye. The post said, " I'm looking for a man who is into anything!" It caught my eye so I opened it. The post was well written and it was from a woman who said she wanted to find someone who is open to just about anything. There was a picture with the ad of a beautiful dark-haired woman with a great...

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Bless Me Father 5 Prodigal

Bless Me Father 5: Prodigal By Deane Christopher Edited by Steve Zink "So, what gives? Have you had a change of heart?" Gabriella asked the former Catholic priest as the two of them went about the task of preparing dinner at the halfway house. "Have I had a change of heart about what?" Karen quizzically responded. "About informing the Millers that you're pregnant. I mean, even though you're only their daughter in a physical sense, there's no getting around the fact that...

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The Light Behind The WorldChapter 21 Prodigal

The birthday party was dazzling, dizzying and impossible. All the people we had seen working, as well as so many more behind the scenes, had completed the preparations and transformed the house and the grounds into a wonderland of light, color and music. There was a string quartet playing under a tent in front of the house. Down at the dock, the more flamboyant and energetic group we'd seen warming up when we'd returned played fiddle, guitar, banjo and harmonica, with a couple humorous and...

2 years ago
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The Club Aphrodite

What follows is a true story. I originally wrote it over 30 years ago and has sat in an archive for which frankly, I had no plan. Just as the archive seemed destined for destruction with my eventual demise, unexpectedly my personal circumstances changed. I had been retired for over ten years when, without warning, my wife decided to divorce me. Although English Law allowed her to clear of with the loot, it did at least release me from an obligation which, for her sake, I would never have dared...

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The Matriarchy Aimme Brodeur

I wasnt sure who I wanted to use it on first. I remember doing a rehearsal for drama class. It was 4th period and me and a handsome lead boy in my class who will remain nameless had 5th and 6th period off. I was doing my finals and he was my acting buddy for the drama exam. I asked him if he wanted to continue rehearsing after class. I remember joking around with him and not getting much work done. I guess you could say I felt for him, he was as fit as the rugby lads just much more handsome....

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Hotrod

Susan smiled then sighed, she would have to go visit which she did most days, but today would be calming Sharon down. The “he” was Michael, Sharon’s eighteen year old son, however only Susan and Sharon called him by his given name, everyone else called him Hotrod. The women had chosen not to find out about the nickname, in case it reflected something they did not want to know about. Susan went around late afternoon. Sharon was still seething. Susan was ready, she knew the basics of what was...

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