My friends among the group always asked me, "Why Batman?" They've
wanted to know why, of all the normal human heroes in comics, I picked
Batman to base myself off of, and I never gave them an answer. I
couldn't give them an answer. There was one, but it wasn't one that
even I knew yet. I liked it that way. It kept me looking for answers as
opposed to knowing them all. The only one that actually seemed to know
anything about me aside from my public image was Angel, thanks to her
gifts. I liked that that way, too. The less people who knew my secrets,
the better.
I looked down upon Larsen City and heard what I always heard: blaring
sirens, honking horns, unfriendly shouts, exclamatory gunshots. There
wasn't a night that went by that I didn't hear these things. Some
people considered them a constant, that they'd always be there, but I
didn't see that. I saw a time when Larsen City could be close to crime
free, a time that the city hasn't seen since the first few years after
its founding.
I pulled my grapple gun from my utility belt and fired a line at the
nearest building. I swung down, around the building, and landed on
another, this one shorter, closer to the ground. I was following the
sound of the sirens. They were close. Another grapple, another
building, another swing, I landed on a different building, again closer
to the ground.
It was about this time that I realized I wasn't alone in my trek. I saw
a lone figure jumping from rooftop to rooftop, no equipment necessary.
Seeker, if ever I could tell anyone. I fired my grapple in his
direction and landed on a rooftop just as he did, surprising the
teenaged super hero. I gathered my cape around me and stared the boy
down.
"Hey, man, I'm not lookin' for trouble. I'm here on business."
I smiled. "I'm a businessman myself. You're an East City costume, what
are you doing here? Looking for him?" I pulled a Joker playing card out
of a pouch on my belt and tossed it down.
Seeker picked up the card. "How'd you know?"
"There's not a lot I don't know."
He walked toward me. "Look, the Batman crap is cool and all, but nobody
can do that kinda stuff in real life. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've
got a friend who had the shit beat out of her that I need to go help."
"Ms. Harkins isn't going anywhere, Mr. Holden."
Seeker slouched. "You just know everything, don't you?"
"I told you, not a lot that I don't. Ms. Harkins was lucky, that much
I'll tell you. He doesn't usually show that much restraint. I've seen
the photographs of the others. I'll spare you the nightmares."
I saw the look on his face and knew that I'd done the right thing,
keeping the kid out of that loop. Most of the girls that this guy has
killed have barely been recognizable. I didn't like to think of the
photos myself.
"If you know so much about us, what do you know about him?" he asked
me.
"He leaves Joker cards everywhere. The warehouse that everyone assumes
he operates out of is almost always empty. I checked it out once, no
one's there most of the time. I did a stakeout, all he did was operate
out of a different warehouse. He's extremely good at whatever it is he
does. The girls he's killed are all similar, no older than seventeen
and no younger than fourteen. White, Asian, Hispanic, that's all he
asks for, it seems."
"Does he have a name?"
"Not a real one, that anyone can figure out. He doesn't even have an
alias. He's so secretive, very few people know as much about him as I
do."
"Who's seen him?"
"His men, who are so loyal to him that they won't give him up even
under intense pressure, and the girls he's killed. Ms. Harkins is the
only one who can positively identify him, and she's in so much pain
that the mere thought of him is psychologically traumatic."
Seeker walked over to the edge and knelt down. "So, trying to find this
guy is like fighting an uphill battle inside of a tire, right?"
I smiled. "Good analogy."
"So, what do we do?"
"We?"
He stood up. "I made a promise to Charlie that I'd stop this guy, so if
you're going after him, and I'm going after him, who's to say a little
Dynamic Duo action isn't in our future?"
I walked over to him. "You're not old enough, kid. Head back to East
City and do what you do over there." I walked to the edge of the
building, shot out a grapple line, and swung out to another building,
following the direction of the ever-increasing sirens. Something big
was going down.
***
Frank Holden took the elevator to the third floor, where Charlie was,
and found room 314. He knocked on the door as he walked in and saw her,
covered in bandages from the neck down. He felt his blood boiling,
seeing her this way. Charlie Harkins was a good person, she didn't
deserve this. I'm gonna get that sonuvabitch for you, Charlie, don't
worry.
"Hey!" she coughed out. He could tell that talking seemed like a strain
for her. "I'm glad you showed up."
He tried to smile, for her sake, but he almost couldn't. "I had to come
see you. Your boyfriend told me what happened."
She coughed again. "I was all over the paper that I work for. Wouldn't
have been long before you found out, even if I hadn't sent him."
Frank sighed. "What do you remember about the guy?"
"Timmy? He's five-foot-eight, light brown hair, green eyes, and when he
kisses my - "
He cleared his throat. "That's enough. I don't need to hear about that
crap."
She smiled, weakly, and coughed out a laugh. "I was gonna say lips."
"I know what you were gonna say, I said it plenty enough when I was
still your gender." He sighed again. "Not the boyfriend, the other
guy?"
"Oh. Him. I..." Her lips quivered, and he saw tears streak down her
cheeks. "I don't..." She tried blinking away the tears, but Frank could
tell it wasn't working. "I can't talk about him..."
He sat down. "Sorry. He said this would be tough for you to talk
about."
"He who?"
"Knight. I ran into him before I came here." He leaned back.
"Unfortunately, according to him, you're the only one who can describe
this guy."
She shook her head, groaned a little. "No, I'm not."
He bound from the chair. "Who else?"
"You've seen The Dark Knight, haven't you?"
***
Angel hovered above the building she knew that Seeker would arrive at.
She giggled to herself. A lot of people have been expecting him today,
and he didn't know why. She landed on the building and looked down upon
the city. It was different from East City, though it held its own
charm. Her only regret right now was that she had to leave, soon. She
was needed elsewhere, outside of both East and Larsen Cities.
Luckily, her gifts would not be wasted where she was going.
Seeker landed at the other edge of the building and stopped short of
accidentally falling off the roof when he saw her. She sighed. That
reaction was not uncommon, when someone didn't expect to see her. She
walked over to him and helped him to his feet, then smiled. "I'm sorry
about that. If it helps, you're not the first person that's happened
to."
He looked at her strangely. "I know you, don't I?"
She nodded. "I do. I helped you when you were injured by the
Benefactor's robot."
He nodded slowly. "Yeah... Hey, I was in a pretty bad way then, and you
healed me. You could heal Charlie - uh, Arachnya - right?"
She sighed. She knew this was coming. "Yes, I can, but I can't."
He snarled, "Why?"
She placed a hand on his forehead, closed her eyes, then opened them
again. To the casual observer, her eyes were glowing white, as were
Seeker's. Inside their minds, however, was a completely different
story. Inside their combined minds, they weren't on the roof of a
building, they were floating above a large black space. Undefined ovals
orbited around them, each looking like some sort of mid-fifties TV
image. One of them held the conversation that Frank had just had with
Charlie, another appeared to be the one he'd had with Knight, but his
clothes were different, and yet another appeared to be him staring down
the bastard who had assaulted Charlie, Frank's hands on his throat.
"Where the hell are we?" he asked.
Angel had to remember that not everyone saw this place as she did. She
simply hoped that their combined minds saw something similar. "This is
a repository. Every event, past, present and multiple futures exist
here." She pointed to the one with Frank choking the man. "This one is
where we're headed right now, if nothing changes. You'll kill him, and
Charlotte will be very thankful."
"What does this have to do with healing Charlie?"
She smiled. "This one," she pulled a different oval toward them, "is a
potential future, should I use my power to heal your friend." Frank
gasped in horror at the image before him: Charlie's mangled corpse,
tossed like a rag doll over top of her father's headstone. "I'm sorry,
but this is the best possible outcome, if I heal her."
"What the hell are you talking about?!"
"Every action has a consequence, every consequence has a reaction,
every reaction has an outcome, and every outcome leads to a future. If
I heal Charlotte now, before this man is taken care of, then she'll
die. As I said, this is the best outcome in that situation, and all
you're seeing is the aftermath. If I were to tell you about the events
leading up to that outcome, you'd beg me to help her die right now, as
it would be significantly more peaceful."
He balled his hands into fists. "And if you don't heal Charlie?"
She put her hand on his shoulder. "Then she lives, and everything turns
out the way it should. I can't heal Charlotte because it would lead not
only to her death, but to a global cataclysm that would tear the fabric
of reality apart. As it stands now, the world is on the way to true
peace. This sounds cold, but a little suffering for her now is the only
way to help everyone and everything in the future."
He pushed past her and walked toward some of the other ovals. "You're
damned right it sounds cold. She's in a hospital bed right now, feeling
as though she's been raped in every way that's not physical, and you're
telling me that there's nothing anyone should do about it!"
Angel sighed. "On the contrary, you're doing exactly what you should be
doing, going after him."
"I don't even know where to find him."
She smiled. "You will. You'll find a clue soon. Don't worry." She
closed her eyes again, and the world around them returned to normal. "I
need to leave now, Francis. I'll see you some other time."
He sat down on the edge of the building. "Where are you going?
Somewhere to help someone else?"
"Pine Ridge, as a matter of fact. There's a Chosen there who's a bit
unsure of his path, or, perhaps, a bit too excited about his
possibilities." She flapped her angel wings and propelled herself
upward, but before she flew away, she looked back down at him and said,
"Your first move should be to find Knight. After that, your path should
become clear."
***
The police were engaged in a firefight when I arrived at the scene.
Several goons inside the house were firing away with automatic weapons,
while the cops had to fight back with handguns. It didn't seem fair. I
landed on the roof of the house and kicked open a hole from a weakened
portion of the shingles. I landed on the top floor and threw one of my
rope boomerangs around the nearest goon's legs. I pulled, dropping him
face first into the floor and unconsciousness.
Two other goons were in the room, one of them a trigger happy maniac
that was enjoying himself too much on the police, the other a more
sensible man who realized that one of his chances for cover fire was
just taken down. He spun around just in time to see my boot connect to
his face. The other goon finally realized what was going on just as he
was reloading. I took my chance and rammed my shoulder into his gut,
forcing him to drop the assault rifle. I pulled handcuffs from my belt
and cuffed him to the nearest pipe just before I threw the rifle out
the window.
Now to get the ones on the first floor. I found a hole in the room just
to the right and slipped through it, directly on top of a goon who was
about to head upstairs for something. I threw a boomerang blade into
the leg of another goon, bringing him to his knees, and then heard the
sound of automatic weapons go silent. There were still two more goons,
but they were done shooting the cops. They were going to come after me,
next.
Or, at least, that's what I thought they were going to do. I slowly
entered the next room and saw Seeker puting the finishing touches on
the last two goons, using zip-ties to cuff them. I wasn't exactly
pleased to admit that the kid hadn't done a bad job.
"What are you doing here?" I asked him.
He shrugged. "You're going after the guy who roughed up Charlie, I'm
going after the guy who roughed up Charlie, and I know we're going to
find some leads, soon."
I sighed. "How do you know this?"
He smiled. "Angel told me. She told me we're gonna havta work together
on this."
Of course. Leave it to her to make my job that bit more complicated by
working with a teenager. This kid is the very reason I bankrolled Erica
Morris, but, granted, that little endeavor wasn't entirely paying off,
after the situation with Muck. "And where is Angel now?"
"She said she was going to Pine Ridge."
Of course, again. That one. Pretty interesting case. I sighed. "Fine,
you want to work with me, you follow my orders and don't get in my way,
understand?"
He walked toward me. "I'm not here to get in anybody's way, man, I'm
here to help Cha - Arachnya. You don't have to worry about me getting
in your way."
I nodded. "Fine. You deliver these men to the police, and then we'll
meet on top of Brand Tower. You'll know me when you see me." I walked
into the other room, jumped back up to the second floor, then back
through the hole I made in the roof, then I grappled away.
I landed on the roof of a building some ways away and pulled out one of
the Joker cards I'd taken from one of the corpses. No DNA, no
fingerprints, no nothing. Whoever he was, there was nothing on that
card that could identify him. I was good with forensics, I could find
things that cops couldn't, and I couldn't find anything about this guy
anywhere on these cards. The guy was disturbingly good at what he did.
I put the card away and sighed again. Angel wouldn't have put the kid
and I together if it wasn't for the greater good, that much I knew. I
didn't like it, but that didn't change the fact that it had to happen.
Besides, the kid was harmless enough. One wrong move, I'd inject him
with nanocytes and take away his powers. Not something I'd ever want to
do to a hero, but if the need ever arose, I'd do what I needed to do.
I shot another grapple line and made my way toward my building. If I
was right, Seeker would already be there.
***
Frank walked around Mr. Brand's office and had to admit, he was pretty
impressed with how the rich lived. For whatever reason he was there, he
was enjoying himself. He walked over to the fully stocked bar and
laughed at the variety of brands of alcohol. Rich folks really do get
the best stuff. Wonder how Knight knows this guy.
"Don't touch that," Knight said, suddenly behind him. Frank spun around
and saw the Batman wannabe walking away from the window. The butler
that had let Frank in walked up to Knight with a tray that contained a
single champange glass. "You're not old enough."
"I've had beer before, man."
Knight took a drink. "This is stronger. Besides, neither one of us can
afford to be intoxicated right now."
Frank shrugged. "Whatever. So, what are we doin' here? Does this Brand
guy know we're here?" Knight took another drink, then smiled. He
reached up, pulled off his mask, and then Frank understood. "Oh, you're
friggin' kidding me. You're more of a Batman ripoff than I thought you
were!"
William Brand gave him an annoyed look. "I didn't claim to be anything
less. People couldn't put two and two together in comic books, turns
out life imitating art isn't so strange a phenomenon after all." He
tossed several cards on the desk, all Jokers. "You're ability is a sort
of ground-based sonar, correct?"
Frank shrugged. "Yeah, why?"
"What if I told you it was more like a high-intensity radar?"
"How would you know that?"
"Angel told me. She can do that sort of thing."
"Okay, so it's a radar, what about it?"
He tapped the cards. "Forensics can't find any traces of the guy on
these cards, despite the fact that we know he handled them himself."
"So what?"
"Military radars have something called IFF, Identify Friend or Foe." He
tossed Frank one of the cards. "Tap into your ability, learn something
about these cards. Maybe it'll fine tune that radar of yours to the
point where you can track him if you get close enough."
***
If there was one thing that Dave Forrest could handle, it was working
for somebody who gave him simple orders. When he was overseas in
Afghanistan, he was given simple orders, and never once got in any
trouble with his superiors. When he came home, was passed over for a
dozen different security jobs because they didn't need someone with his
skillset, he turned to the police department. Lucky him, Larsen City PD
was short on officers, so he got the job.
Dave preferred the simple orders, like standing guard over a patient in
a hospital. The Harkins girl was being quiet enough. Granted, he'd seen
what happened to her, she probably didn't want to say or do anything.
He had a lot of empathy for her. He'd seen his fellow soldiers do
things in Afghanistan, things that would make that poor girl scream in
her sleep.
As a matter of fact, that's exactly what she was doing. He spun around
and saw her violently shaking in the bed. He rushed inside and tried to
hold her down, make sure she didn't accidentally hurt herself more by
tearing open any of the sealing wounds. He grabbed his cuffs and just
managed to get her left hand cuffed to the bed when his face was
suddenly covered by something sticky. He fell back, landing in a chair.
He tried to pull the gunk off his face, but the stuff wasn't coming
off, whatever the hell it was.
He heard two nurses run in, one of them running over to the girl, the
other one was helping him get the gunk off his face. Eventually,
between the two of them, they managed to pull the sticky substance off
of his face, but his face stung something awful. He looked over at the
Harkins girl and saw she was calmed down now. The other nurse was
holding a syringe.
"What'd you do?" he asked, coughing. He hadn't realized it, but his
airways had been blocked by the gunk.
"Tranquilizer. It took a dose most people can't live through, but she's
breathing normally."
He looked at the nurse who'd helped him. "What was that stuff?"
She held up the remains of the gunk. "It... looks like spider webs."
Dave worked to catch his breath. "Spider webs? Where'd it come from?"
The nurse with the syringe. "It looks like... it came from her," she
said, holding up a line that led from the girl's wrist to the gunk the
other nurse was holding.
"What the hell?" he said aloud to no one at all.
***
I watched the kid as he intensively stared at the cards. Maybe it was a
waste of time. The kid only just learned about this fraction of his
abilites, from me, it could take him some time to hone it. I was wrong
to assume the kid would be a natural right away. I took another sip of
brandy and turned toward the window. "How's it coming?" I asked.
He made a weird noise, then said, "Well, I'm getting a weird feeling
now."
I spun around. "What kind of feeling?"
He shook his head. "I dunno. It's like a weird sensation, kinda
like..."
"Like what?"
"You ever put a magnet beside a compass? The needle always points in
the direction of the magnet, no matter which way is north?"
"Everybody's done that, kid."
"Well... There's this weird pulling sensation I feel," he pointed in a
direction roughly southwest of the building, "coming from that way."
I looked out the window, direction southwest. "Anything more?"
He shook his head. "No, just that direction. Nothing but that."
I nodded. "At least we know which direction to look in. Maybe, once we
get closer, that radar of yours will start to close down on him."
He nodded back. "Maybe we can actually catch this Joker."
I took another sip. "What?"
"That's what Charlie called him. She said he was just like the guy
Heath Ledger played in The Dark Knight, y'know, the - "
***
" - joker, you here me? You're a real freakin' joker!" The man across
the room from him shouted,as if he couldn't hear. He didn't mind.
People were always shouting. He was used to it, even though he much
preferred laughter.
And soon, 'The Roach' Lacasto would be laughing until he cried blood.
But he didn't suggest his plans in any way. In fact, if anyone were to
look at him, they'd see a slightly deranged looking man wearing purple
clothes and clown make-up with his hair dyed green and a Glasgow smile
stitched across his face. He looked every bit like the Joker that the
late Heath Ledger portrayed in Chris Nolan's famous The Dark Knight,
having patterned himself on the character. He'd been asked why by his
subordinates on several occasions, but he didn't feel like telling
them.
In fact, he didn't feel at all. A side-effect of an accident when he
was younger. The man who would grow up to be the real world version of
the Joker hadn't felt anything emotional in many years, save a sort of
sadistic joy whenever he killed someone. He'd garnered a reputation as
a laughing maniac even before he decided to model himself on a comic
book villain. It didn't hurt that everyone who'd ever crossed him had
died with smiles on their faces.
Lacasto crossed the one lit spot in the room and grabbed the man called
the Joker by the collar. "You're a sick prick, y'know that? You think
we'd deal with you?"
The Joker calmly, slowly, grabbed Lacasto's wrists and pulled his hands
off. "I don't remember exactly when I said you had a choice." He pushed
Lacasto away. "Ever since the costumes showed up, Big Mike was killed,
and Hammond went under, you're running out of people to do business
with. You haven't gotten your products." He pointed out the window. "I
control all the guns on this side of the city, on this side of the
River, in fact."
"You're also a goddamn freak."
The Joker did his best to remain calm. He was good at that. "I'm a man
of finer tastes. It's the one thing you New Age mob bosses don't get
anymore." He reached under his suit jacket and drew his handgun. "You
think that shooting people and paying off cops is all you need to do,
when the world's gotten a lot stranger." He put the barrel of his gun
right up against Lacasto's temple. "Tell you what, you'll get your
products, all your drugs and your guns and your fake casino chips that
you like to screw people over with, and I just get one thing."
Lacasto audibly gulped. "What's that?"
The Joker smiled. "Free reign to do whatever I want, using your
people." He lowered his handgun, returned it to its holster, and drew
his butterfly knife. "As a matter of fact. Your people, work for me
now." He placed the blade of his knife directly in Lacasto's mouth.
"Tell 'em, Roach. Tell 'em what I want to hear."
Lacasto's eyes widened in the most exquisite horror the Joker had ever
seen. He tilted his head back and broke out into laughter.
***
Anna Adamsen sat at the desk. Not her own, but her photographer's. She
picked through the many photographs Charlie had taken since coming to
work for the Brigade, and laughed at how many pictures of Arachnya the
kid could take while wearing her costume. At least none of them look
like selfies, she thought. She sighed. Hopefully, she'd heal up and
come back soon. Anna didn't like going to work without seeing the girl
that had almost become a kid sister to her.
She heard the door open and looked up to see Tim walk in, backpack
slung over one shoulder. He had a gloomy look on his face. "Hi, Ms.
Adamsen."
"What's the matter, kiddo?"
He sighed. "Well, my girlfriend's in a hospital in Larsen, so I can't
go see her every day."
"It's a two hour drive from here, Tim, you can go see her."
"No, my mom doesn't want me going over there. She's afraid the guy who
did what he did to Charlie is somehow gonna know I'm her boyfriend and
try to take me out, too." He sat down in his chair. "I'm only allowed
to go when she drives me over there."
Anna put her hand on Tim's shoulder. "Sorry, kid."
He shook his head. "Naw, I'm okay. I called her yesterday. She said she
was feeling a little better, but she still wouldn't talk about him. I
didn't mind, I didn't want her to feel worse than she already does
physically."
"And that super hero friend she sent you to?"
"I found him, I told him. He said he'd help."
Anna sighed in relief. "At least there's somebody working on it."
From out on the floor, she heard Barry yelling for her. She sighed
again, this time in annoyance. She had to go to work. She opened the
door and saw the majority of the other reporters hurrying to get their
stuff. "Adamsen, get out to that hospital Charlie's at!"
"What's going on?"
"She nearly suffocated a cop with spider's webbing, and I want every
one of our team out there!"
Anna looked at Tim, heard him gulp, and then did the same.
***
I could barely keep up with the kid. Jumping was in this kid's blood,
clearly. He cleared six buildings with one leap all the while I had to
grapple-line my way just to make half his distance. Hero envy wasn't in
my blood, however. I never once thought this would be easier if I was a
Chosen like him. Besides, I liked my dick.
As I cleared the sixth building, I doubled back. Seeker was standing on
the roof of the building, looking out at warehouse. It wasn't the same
one I knew the Joker operated out of. It wasn't the one the Joker was
never at unless he was killing someone. Maybe this was the one he
called home.
"What is it?" I asked him.
"I'm getting this vibe, coming from that warehouse." He turned to me.
"He's not there, though, but he's been there, recently."
"Recently?"
"Yeah." He closed his eyes, then opened them again. "There's somebody
else though, they're not moving."
"Not moving?"
"Yeah. I think they're dead."
I shot a look back at him. "Male or female, can you tell?" He shook his
head. "We're going in."
I shot a grapple line at the building and let the grapple carry me
toward the building. I made the hook detatch as I arrived at the wall,
and landed on the sidewalk in front of the building. Seeker landed
beside me, ready to burst into the building. I waved him down, then
slowly opened the nearest door. I slid in quietly, motioned for him to
follow, and then slipped my night-vision headset over my eyes. The
large main room was completely empty, save for one thing.
A corpse.
I looked around for a power box with the light switch, but didn't see
it. Must have been in the control room. I made my way in that
direction, but then my eyes were flooded with intense light. I pulled
off the headset and looked toward Seeker, who had found the power box.
He was smiling. I was scowling. Stupid kid.
I walked over by the corpse and knelt down. The Roach. Figures. He was
probably headed down this road anyway, what with Big Mike dead and
Hammond in jail. I pressed a button on my belt, which sent out a signal
that only police radios could pick up. It was tied to a GPS locater,
which relayed my current address to the police.
The lights suddenly went off. I promptly stood up, was about to slip my
headset back on, but there was no need. Two dozen spotlights lit up
from the ceiling, focusing directly on Seeker and I. The control room
light was on, now, a lone figure backlit.
Obviously, the Joker.
His voice filled the warehouse, probably from speakers that I hadn't
noticed, much like the spotlights. I felt like a goddamn fool. "Good
evening, Knight. Funny, huh? Evening? Knight?" He laughed for a few
seconds. "It's nice to finally meet you, I'm sorry it couldn't be face-
to-face."
"It will be," I said, "don't worry."
I heard a clapping sound. "Oh, I know, I know! I've got so many
questions to ask you when we do! Actually, I'll ask one now, with such
tight costumes, is it ever a pain in the crotch?" He laughed again.
"Oh, well. I'm going to have to leave, now. I've got business to attend
to with the Russian, but I've left some friends in there with you." I
looked around and saw men coming towards us from all around, each one
with a hostage. "I'd be careful about those hostages, if I were you. I
snagged 'em from a church retreat, of all places! You'll probably be
learning more about that from tomorrow's papers, if you live, that is."
The light from the control room shut off, and so did the spotlights.
Great.
I slipped my night-vision headset back on and glanced around at the
guns and the hostages. This was gonna be a tough one. "Can you fight?"
I asked Seeker.
"Yeah. I can pick each one of 'em out. You ready?"
I smiled. "Of course."
***
Dave kept hearing an address being relayed over his radio, but he
ignored it, mostly paying attention to the gathering sea of reporters,
TV corespondents, cameramen, photographers, sound people, and
everything in between. They were crowding the space outside of Harkins'
room, each one trying to use their first amendment rights to break into
the girl's room and get a statement from her about what had happened
earlier.
He sighed. He wished he hadn't reported it to the station, now. Of
course there was gonna be some news guy with a police scanner
listening, who would relay the information to his people, and there
were always people from the other news places crowding around their
competitors, trying to get a scoop out first. He was happy he hadn't
gone into journalism after coming home from Afghanistan.
Thank God there's a couple nurses in there with Harkins now, otherwise
she may never get any care, what with all these bastards out here.
Stupid, stupid, stupid mistake, calling that in. I shouldn't have done
it.
He grabbed his radio. "Officer requesting assistance, St. Mary's
Memorial, third floor, room three-fourteen." He sighed. He turned back
to the crowd. "Please! Please! Calm! Down! Ms. Harkins isn't taking
visitors right now!"
From somewhere down the hall, a man shouted, "Shut up, everybody!" Dave
saw a man with gray hair, a similarly gray mustache, smoking a cigar
making his way through the crowd. Behind him was another group of
reporters, primarily an attractive woman wearing purple and a boy about
Harkins' age. "My name is Barry Brindleson! I'm the editor and owner of
the Daily News Brigade, and that girl in there is my photographer!"
Brindleson, the woman and the boy walked up to Dave. "I have permission
from the girl's mother that only the three of us are to be allowed in
there, okay?" He pulled a paper out of his pocket. "Signed and
everything."
Dave nodded. "You three can go in." He turned back to the crowd.
"Anyone else tries to slip in with them, my weapon will be drawn, and I
will not hesitate to fire! This girl is a minor, and her mother is the
only one who can authorize entry!"
***
He couldn't see Knight, but Seeker could feel him, just like he could
feel the gunmen and the hostages. He felt something... strange, though,
like something was off about the whole situation. If the Joker had
really kidnapped a whole church group, why hadn't they seen anything
about it on the news before?
He didn't have time to think about that. He ran for the closest gunman
and pulled the hostage away from him, then kicked the bad guy straight
in the gut, sending him flying. Bullets whizzed by, and Seeker could
feel those, too. Knight's knowledge about his powers had truly kicked
them into high gear, he almost felt like he could feel planes flying in
the air.
He heard the next gunman practically throw his hostage to the ground.
He heard a distinctly male grunt come from what he remembered to be a
female hostage. He knocked the gun out of the gunman's hand, then hit
him with a right cross, knocking him unconscious.
Seeker immediately ran over to the hostage and just as immediately felt
a gun against his temple. "Clever, kid," the female hostage said. He
was obviously a chain smoker. Seeker punched him in the face and ripped
the gun from his hand just as the overhead lights came back on. He
looked over and saw Knight standing by the box with the light switch.
He was smiling.
"Good work. The hostages were fake. We'd have seen something about it
on the news, or I'd have heard something over the radio."
Seeker stood up. "When did you figure it out?"
"About three seconds after the lights went out. I'd taken down three of
them, but only one 'hostage' drew their gun."
Seeker sighed, walked over to Knight. "So, what next? Where do you
think the Joker went?"
Knight shook his head. "He didn't go anywhere. He was never here." He
pointed up at the control room. "That shadow up there never once moved,
despite the fact that he was laughing and clapping. We would have seen
that. He lured us here, for something. We're gonna comb this place over
until we find out what it is."
Seeker nodded.
***
Tim was happy to be in Charlie's room, even if he wasn't alone with
her. Mr. Brindleson, Ms. Adamsen and three nurses were all in the room
with them. He was mainly just happy to be the hell out of that crowded
hallway. He'd never seen so many people crowded into one area, it was
crazy.
All because Charlie had a little accident.
Charlie waved to them with her one less-injured arm. "Hey, guys!"
Mr. Brindleson walked over to her and unfolded a copy of the East City
Coast, a tabloid. "Kid, see this?" He handed her the paper. "Every
paper is runnin' this story, about you. Tabloids, junk small town
papers, and first class news outlets like us. Now, tell me the truth,
kid, are you?"
The headline read:
"EAST CITY TEEN ACCIDENTALLY REVEALS HERSELF AS ARACHNYA?"
Tim wanted to grab that paper, rip it apart, and swear on a stack of
Bibles that it wasn't true. Even though he knew that it was.
Charlie sighed. "If I say yes, will you promise not to fire me?"
Mr. Brindleson raised an eyebrow. "What?"
"Well, the super hero business is kinda non-profit, my mom's been
losing hours at work, and my paycheck is pretty much the only thing
that keeps us our apartment since my dad's pension hasn't kicked in
yet."
"So, it's true?"
"Well, yeah. It's kinda hard to ignore, since I accidentally webbed up
that cop earlier."
"And you didn't tell us?"
Charlie looked like she was about to burst into laughter. "Sorry, Mr.
Brindleson, but you gotta admit, that's a pretty stupid question. It's
a super hero's job to keep a secret identity, after all."
Mr. Brindleson sighed. "Look, kid, this ain't something we can just
ignore, okay? A super hero working for us for so long, your pictures
being so connected to Arachnya stories... If we're lucky, there won't
be lawsuits slapped on us for anything."
"Lawsuits?" Tim asked.
Ms. Adamsen answered, "Think of all the exclusives we've gotten simply
because Charlie was in the 'right place' at the 'right time'. Most of
her standalone scoops came from her out being Arachnya."
"So, wait," Charlie said, "they can actually sue the paper for
everything I've done? Wait, who would sue the paper for what I've done?
Gustav Hammond? I was in his office when I took that picture of him,
Big Mike and the Roach, and not in costume, I might add."
Ms. Adamsen nodded. "That's true, chief."
Mr. Brindleson waved his hands in a calm down motion. "Look, we can't
worry about that kind of stuff today." He turned to Charlie. "You okay
with us taking you public? There's no goin' back from that."
She shrugged. "What else can you do? I can't exactly hide after what I
did, so either I go down as a public super hero, or a pariah. You want
an interview right here, right now?"
Mr. Brindleson sighed. "Okay, but I'm not doin' it." He looked around
the room, his eyes landed on Tim. "You, get over here. You're
officially promoted to part-time reporter, your first assignment is to
interview your girlfriend, East City's first public super hero."
Tim heard himself gulp. Great. This is gonna be fun.
***
THE NEXT DAY:
The Joker tossed one of the local papers on the arm of the chair and
laughed. He'd gotten it right, alright. That girl he'd had his fun with
really had been Arachnya. He reached into pocket and retrieved his
phone. "Yeah, boss?" his man answered.
"That reporter for Channel Seven, bring him to the funhouse."
"Uh, which one, boss?"
He shrugged, though the man couldn't hear that over the phone. "Don't
really care, I just want a reporter." He hung up and smiled. This is
gonna be fun, he thought.
***
I stood near the stage as the journalists and reporters assembled
nearby. There were almost a hundred people in attendance. Poor kid. I
felt sorry for her, being outed the way she was. When the hospital
director walked onto the stage, everyone quieted down.
"Good morning, everyone." He grasped the sides of the podium. "You've
all ready the story running through the papers about Ms. Harkins. Those
reports are, indeed, true. Ms. Harkins is the East City hero known as
Arachnya."
A hand shot up immediately. "Does that mean that she was involved in
her father's murder weeks ago?"
Another hand: "Has she been exploiting her powers to benefit her
newspaper?
Another: "Where did she get these powers?"
And another: "Why did the criminal known as the Joker injure but not
kill her?"
That question intrigued me. How did this journalist know that name? I
stepped forward, onto the stage. I needed to have a look at that
journalist.
The director pointed at the journalist. "Excuse me, what did you call
the criminal?"
"He's called the Joker, y'know, like from the Batman movies."
The director waved his hand. "I'm sorry, I can't answer that question.
Now, the first one..."
I stepped up to the podium. "I'm sorry, ladies, gentlemen, but some of
these questions can't be answered right now. There will be another
press conference in a few days, perhaps Ms. Harkins will be able to
attend, and then - "
I was cut off by another voice coming up the stage. "These questions
and more will be answered soon, ladies and gentlemen." I turned and saw
a very plain-looking man in a business suit standing there, ready to
shake my hand. Instead, I simply stepped away from the podium. He
nodded, smiled, and stepped up to the podium. I saw the pin on his
lapel and gritted my teeth.
HealAll.
"Ladies, gentlemen, my name is Kennedy, I work for HealAll
Pharmaceuticals. Many of our brands adorn your shelves, I'm sure. As
I'm also sure, you're all aware that we've provided many services and
technologies for St. Mary's Memorial, and we have a much more vested
interest in Ms. Harkins' case."
"Interest?" I asked, barely aware that I'd spoken.
He kept smiling that damn smile. "Today, we're announcing our program
to help the publicly announced Chosen here in Larsen City, in East
City, as well as others. As the first hero who's publicly revealed
herself, we're extending our hands in aid to Ms. Harkins, as we will
with any others who choose to reveal themselves."
A hand raised. "Are you expecting many other Chosen to reveal
themselves?"
Kennedy nodded. "We are. Secret identities can only be kept secret for
long, despite what Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne have had us think for the
better part of eighty years." He put emphasis on that. Why?
Another hand raised. "And if there are heroes who choose not to reveal
themselves?"
"We're hoping to, at least, extend an olive branch towards them in
hopes of assistance. There are certain heroes who may, understandably,
wish to remain anonymous. Knight, for instance," he flashed a look in
my direction, "may not choose to reveal himself. Guardian? Doubtful. He
seems to enjoy his anonymity. We hope to be able to help these Chosen
without damaging their attempts to remain secret. We don't want this to
turn into a super human civil war."
I stepped toward the podium again. "I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen,
that's all the time we have for today. As I said, another press
conference will be held in a few days, and then - "
I was cut off again, this time by gunshots. Six men walked into the
room from the east entrance, five of them just standard-looking goons.
One of them was wearing purple clothes, clown make-up. My eyes widened
in surprise.
The Joker.
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen!" the Joker announced. He walked up
close to the stage. "I'd like to make an announcement, and this seemed
like the best place to do it." He walked onto the stage and grabbed me
by the collar. "I know you, don't I?" He pulled out a butterfly knife.
Sadly, the knife didn't distract me from the scars on his face, a
Glasgow Smile, leading from his lips to his ears. He stuck the blade of
his knife in my mouth, but didn't attempt to cut me. "Yeah, I know
you... Ah, William Brand! You're a bigshot, aren't you?"
Just before he dug the blade into my skin, the glass above shattered on
top of us and there was Seeker, landing beside myself and the villian.
"Boing, bitch!" he shouted, then kicked the Joker away from me. The
knife landed on the floor beside me. "Yeah! Betcha didn't like that,
did ya?"
I looked over in the direction the Joker had been launched and saw him
standing up and pulling out his gun. He fired several rounds in
Seeker's direction, but the kid dodged fast, springing up and toward
the Joker. He wasn't all that lucky, though, the Joker had anticipated
the kids moves, pulled out a shock baton and slammed it down on the
kid's back.
I looked around, saw that the room had pretty much emptied, including
the Joker's men. I ran towards the Joker and sent a left hook directly
into his face. He aimed the gun at me, but then his watch started
beeping. "Oh, sorry, look at the time." He bounded away, laughing
maniacly and firing blindly at the kid and me. I pulled Seeker away and
ducked behind the nearest pillar.
I looked around the room again, at the chairs that the journalists were
sitting in. I walked over to the one that the surprisingly
knowledgeable reporter had been sitting in.
There was a Joker card sitting there.
I walked back to the stage where the knife had fallen and saw that it
was gone, and so was my only real chance at finding out who he was,
slim though it was.
***
"There," I said, pointing at the image on the monitor. Mr. Kennedy,
picking up the knife that the Joker had wielded against me. Frank
looked at it.
"Who's that guy?"
"His name is Kennedy, he works for HealAll."
"What do they do?"
"They're a rival to Brand Industries, one of the many companies the
government went to as soon as the Chosen started cropping up."
Frank laughed. "You mean, they didn't come to you?"
I sighed. "Actually, they did, but once I found out that the government
wanted to force the Chosen to register themselves and their abilities,
I dropped out. About a month later, I was told that those plans had
fallen through, and asked to come back in. I refused. Looks like
HealAll's taken up the sword I threw away."
"And what's this guy want with the Joker's knife?"
"Probably exactly what we wanted it for, to find out the Joker's real
identity. It's a safe bet that reporter probably worked for HealAll."
"Which one, there were, like, a billion there."
"The one who knew the name Joker. Harkins never gave that up in her
interview with the Brigade." I sat back in my chair. "So, HealAll has
the knife, the Joker's got a reporter as a hostage, and we've got
absolutely - "
I was cut off by the sound of laughter coming from the TV. Frank and I
both looked up and saw a feed that looked like it was coming from a
small handheld camera. The line at the bottom of the screen read "JOKER
SENDS IN TAPE". The journalist from the conference was strapped to a
chair, cuts and bruises all over his face and chest.
"Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, Larsen City. I didn't get to
say much at the press conference this morning, so I decided to send it
in to our own loveable but unreliable Channel Seven." Whoever was
holding the camera pointed it at the Joker. "Y'see, the forecast called
for rain today." He pointed at the journalist. "This man is Channel
Seven News anchor Hank Barrera, and he's obviously suffered from
something other than rain." He started laughing again. "You see, I
wanted to have some screen time with Arachnya, or, should I say, Ms.
Charlotte Harkins, today, to show that there's no ill will between us."
He shoved his face against the camera, smudging the lens. "And how can
there be any ill will toward this face." He walked over to Barrera
again and pulled out a butterfly knife similar to the one he'd almost
cut me up with. "Well, since I didn't get to spend any time with my new
BFF..." He jammed the knife into Barrera's mouth, then sliced upward,
from his mouth to his left ear, then repeated the action on the other
side of his face. The feed was cut, however, before the second cut
could be finished.
I shut off the TV, then reached for the phone. "Nancy, I want our
security personel outside Ms. Harkins' hospital room and her apartment
in East City. Inform the police. I want security personel with Ms.
Harkins' mother at all times, bring her into protective custody if
necessary." I didn't even let her answer before I hung up. I turned
back to Frank. "This bastard just upped his game, so we're upping
ours."
He nodded. "I'm gonna go see Charlie. I'll meet ya back here tonight,
when we go looking for this guy."
I nodded, then spun around to look out the window. We needed to stop
the Joker. I needed to stop the Joker.
***
"Well, since I didn't get to spend any time with my new BFF..." Then
the Joker took his knife and started slicing into the reporter's skin.
"Shut it off!" Charlie screamed, shaking Tim out of his daze. He
reached for the remote and hit the power button, then turned back to
his girlfiend. She was shaking and crying and he immediately put his
arms around her and held onto her.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry..." he said to her, trying to stop her
shaking. He felt her fingers digging into his skin. It hurt, but he
didn't want it to stop, if it helped her. "It's okay, Charlie, he's not
here."
She said through tears, "Why is there somebody like him out there?
Why?"
Tim could only stroke her head and hold her tighter. Even as Mr.
Brand's security people came in to inform them why they were there, he
could just hold her tighter.
***
Melissa Harkins got out of the cab and walked upstairs to her apartment
to find two men in dark suits standing in front of her apartment door.
Both men had guns in holsters, looking very much like Secret Service
agents, right down to the dark sunglasses and earpieces.
One of them, with his monotone voice, said, "Mrs. Melissa Harkins?
We're with Brand Security, ordered to keep you safe."
Melissa didn't feel any safer. "Brand Security as in Brand Industries?"
The other one nodded. "Yes," that one said, again in a monotone voice.
"Mr. Brand ordered security for you and your daughter." He reached
across the door, without looking, and opened it. "The babysitter's
waiting with your son, ma'am."
Melissa took a deep breath and walked into the apartment, seeing that
everything looked the same as when she left, aside from Cindy Cooper,
her babysitter, looking like she was being held in prison with a baby.
Melissa walked over to the girl and patted her on the shoulder. "I
think it's okay," Melissa said.
"You sure?" Cindy asked. "They've got guns."
"They said they're here to protect me. Said there's some around
Charlie, too."
"After that Joker guy made that video?" The girl visibly shivered. "He
creeps me out big time."
Melissa sat down on the couch. "Think about how Charlie feels."
Cindy nodded. "Yeah... Has she let you see her yet?"
Melissa shook her head. "No. She says she doesn't want me to have
nightmares about her. I refused to even pick up a paper the other day,
because I knew they'd run pictures of her. That... What are they
calling him? The Joker? He's a monster."
"You think that's why these security guys are here? Because of what he
said on the news?"
She nodded. "Probably. How does someone like him exist? Someone so
horrible?"
Neither of them had an answer.
***
I slipped my costume on, it took all of two minutes. When I started, it
had taken longer, but I was getting better at it. I adjusted my belt
and made sure I had my equipment. Tonight. I had to deal with him
tonight. I had to find the Joker, and I had to put him away tonight.
Permanently, if necessary.
I couldn't ignore that. Sure, Batman doesn't kill, but I'm not Batman,
no matter how much I based myself on him. I'm not bound by that
decision to not kill, I can do it if necessary. I was a soldier, once.
That training doesn't just disapppear. I pulled my gloves on and then
opened the secret door into my penthouse. Seeker was already there,
already geared up. We were ready. I hoped.
"How's that radar you've got working?"
He shrugged. "I'm reading him in every direction. It's tough to tell
which one's him."
I sighed. This would probably take all night. "Fine. I'll head east,
you head west. If you get any further leads on him with your powers,
radio me."
He nodded. "Alright. What are you gonna do when we find him?"
I raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean?"
"Look, man, I saw that look in your eyes when you watched the news. You
wanna kill him, don't you?"
I walked over to him. "He hospitalized your friend, and thanks to that,
she's been outed, everybody knows her identity. Even if that hadn't
happened, you saw what he did to her, what he did to that reporter,
what he's done to dozens of others ever since he showed up here in
Larsen. He's a monster, Holden."
He pressed his finger to my chest. "When I first put on my costume, it
was a crappy Halloween costume that Charlie bought me, because she
wanted to be a super hero. I played along, thought it was cute, thought
she was cute for wanting to do it. I've got a soft spot for that girl
that gets to me every time I hear about her and Tim doing this or doing
that. But like I said, I played along. That was when Charlie and I
stopped that bank robbery. I knew then that I really was supposed to be
a super hero." He tapped my chest. "When you put that on, when you
decided that you were gonna be the real life Batman, you chose to
uphold everything that Batman does, because you patterend yourself on
him."
I grabbed his hand. "You trying to tell me I can't kill someone, kid?
Need I remind you that I'm twenty years older than you?"
He shook his head. "I'm out here trying to stop this guy for the girl
that I love, okay? Would she be happy if he died? Yeah. Would it help
her get back to normal? No way. She'd feel a thousand times better if
she could see him suffer like she has, so that's what's gonna happen."
This kid was standing up to me. I was quite the imposing figure, and
this kid was standing up to me.
I liked that.
"Fine, kid. The Joker lives to rot in jail, or somewhere worse. Now,
get going. We've got less than twelve hours to find him."
The kid nodded.
***
The Joker laid down his cards and clapped as his three fellow poker
players each folded. He laughed, then pulled a knife from his pocket
and slammed it into the hand of the one with the highest losing hand.
The man screamed as his friends rushed to help him get the knife out of
his hand.
The Joker stood from his chair and walked over to the window. He saw
the young hero known as Seeker, the one who'd kicked him around earlier
that day. What are you doing out here? he thought as he looked at his
own reflection in the glass. And what can I do with you?
He let his smile grow wider. "Get the funhouse ready, boys. We're going
to have another visitor."
***
Seeker landed on the rooftop of an old apartment building that honestly
looked as though a condemned sign would make the place look better. His
tracking sense could feel the Joker, but he couldn't tell where
exactly. He was having a lot of trouble with that thing, ever since
Knight had helped him expand it to a full-on radar as opposed to a
ground sonar.
Knight. Seeker could understand why he'd want to kill the Joker, hell,
Seeker himself wanted to kill the Joker after what he'd done to
Charlie. But super heroes don't kill, and when we chose to wear these
stupid-ass costumes, we chose to be super heroes, we chose not to kill.
Well, unless it's one of those big situations like Superman had to deal
with in that crappy movie from last year, then it's okay to kill.
Y'know, I miss my banter with Charlie. She'd actually remember what
that movie was called.
He was suddenly aware of the men walking up the stairs to the roof. He
spun around and saw the door opening. He watched as six men walked onto
the roof, each of them carrying baseball bats or some other blunt
object. None of them the Joker. This is gonna be fun, he thought.
He rushed toward the closest target, grabbed his bat and ripped it out
of his hands. Another one was on top of him in seconds. He kicked that
one, sending him flying. He would have looked to make sure the goon
didn't get too hurt, but he was too busy surviving the other five. He
spun around and punched the second one in the face, then used the bat
he'd taken from the first and smashed the nose of the third.
By now, seven more men had walked onto the roof from the stairwell. He
found it difficult to focus on any individuals, and instead tried to
focus on the whole. Three more went down quickly, one of them falling
onto an adjacent roof. Six more came from the stairwell. There were
almost more goons than footspace on the roof. Seeker had to do
something!
That was when he felt something hit his back. A shock ran through his
body, God only knew how many volts. He fell to his knees and felt
another shock. "It's nice to see you again," a voice said, coming out
from behind him. He looked up and saw that face, the smile. "Y'know,
there's only so many people to play with in this city." The Joker
jammed the taser prod into Seeker's shoulder. "I should have set up
shop in East City, that way I could have had fun with all of you."
Another attack from the taser. "But, I have to admit, it's kinda fun
having Larsen all to myself." The Joker knelt down in front of him.
"It's fun being able to put smiles on all of your faces!" Another
attack from the taser, and Seeker went down, falling unconscious to the
sound of the maniac's laughter.
***
Tim felt himself falling asleep in the chair beside Charlie's hospital
bed. He had told her that he wouldn't leave, and he wasn't going to. He
decided to stand up and do some walking around to stay awake. He knew
he didn't exactly need to stay awake, as Mr. Brand's security people
were doing their job outside the door.
I wonder what his interest in the Chosen is. Probably just like that
Kennedy guy, wants to make money helping them. Hmph, now that I think
about it, why aren't there any of his guys here?
He sighed, then pushed the thought out of his mind. It really didn't
matter. There were guards that would be enough to protect Charlie, and
he was just fine with that. He needed that.
He sat back down in his chair just as an attractive older woman walked
into the room, a police badge attached to her belt. She walked up to
Charlie's bed and sighed. "She asleep?" the woman asked him.
"Yeah."
She held out her hand, he shook it. "Detective Cheryl Holden, Frank's
cousin. Can we talk outside?" Tim nodded and followed the woman out
into the hallway, out of earshot of anyone else. "You know Frank's a
Chosen, right?" He nodded. "Good. It's a pretty big source of debate in
our family, especially because I'm not a big fan of super heroes
messing up my job for me."
"Charlie's dad used to say the same thing."
"Well, Frank came to see me earlier, told me what he and that Knight
guy are doing, hunting down this Joker guy, and I told him to keep me
in the loop."
"What's this got to do with Charlie?"
She shrugged. "I was hoping that girl could tell me where he is. He was
supposed to call me once every hour, but he's been missing for about
two hours, and I need to find him."
"Because he's family?"
"That, and he's the only solid lead on the Joker."
"Well, Charlie's asleep, and I don't wanna make her wake up."
"Kid, it's a matter of life and death."
"She's been traumatized, y'know. She saw the Joker on TV and I couldn't
get her to stop shaking or crying for hours. If I make her wake up so
that you can ask her a question she probably doesn't know the answer
to, seeing as Frank hasn't been here since yesterday, I don't know what
that'll do to her, so I'm not going to ake her up."
She gave him an annoyed look. She sighed. "Fine, you're coming with
me."
Tim raised an eyebrow. "Say what now?"
She poked him in the chest. "Look, kid, I need to find my cousin, he's
into some serious shit and he's my only lead on the Joker since your
girlfriend won't talk. So that leaves you to help me. Seeing as you've
got personal stakes in this, too, you should be pretty cooperative. If
not, I can have you arrested for impeeding an investigation."
He sighed. Sounds just like Charlie's dad... "Okay. Where to first?"
"You're okay with this?"
"Well, you kinda just told me I had to come, you're a cop, and your
cousin is in trouble. My girlfriend's a super hero, if I said no, I'd
pretty much be spitting on everything she stands for."
She smirked. "Wish I'd had as dedicated a boyfriend as you when I was
your age. Our first stop is a club a few blocks away from where I last
talked to Frank."
"Club?"
She smiled.
***
The Joker pulled up a chair and sat down across from Seeker. He flexed
his fingers a little, straightened his back, crossed his legs. He
smiled. He liked smiling. He cracked his knuckles and then rested his
hands on his lap. He felt happy, he felt as though he was in control.
Of course, he rarely ever felt otherwise, but that didn't matter to
him. He loved feeling in control.
He looked at the other chair, sitting underneath the lone light in the
room. Seeker was looking down at his feet, resting in a pool of blood.
There were streaks of blood in his hair, cuts, bruises and lacerations
all over his body, and in general, Seeker just didn't look like a happy
person.
The Joker didn't like that.
***
Tim got out of Detective Holden's car and then stopped before entering
the building. He took a look at her and saw her smiling at him. "What's
the matter?" she asked. "Don't want to see some nekkid ladies?" He
looked back toward the building, the giant Friendly Citizens Upholding
Priorities, otherwise read as F-CUPS. He looked back over at Detective
Holden. "C'mon, boobies all over the place, buddy."
He sighed. "There's a lead in here?"
"Join the police some time, kid, there's always a lead in a strip
club." She walked forward, into the building. Tim sighed and followed
her. Apparently, walking in with a cop meant that you didn't have to
show ID, or pay, or so Tim observed. He looked around at all the
strippers, mostly in suspended cages, Just like all the movies he'd
seen with strip clubs in them, there were women dancing on poles, there
was a runway where women would walk out, maybe two at a time. The whole
thing looked so stereotypical that he wanted to laugh. "There," she
said, pointing at a man sitting on a couch surrounded by half a dozen
topless women. "I'll do all the talking, you just be sure to grab him
if he rabbits."
"Fine by me."
She looked back at him. "You can fight, right?"
"I ran track before I switched to home school."
She shrugged. She walked over to the man and stood in front of him,
blocking his view of the many strippers throughout the room. He tried
moving from side to side, but she remained in his way, smiling as she
did. She pulled her badge off of her belt and held it up for him to
see.
He turned to another man. "Somebody wanna get this broad out of the
way?" He turned back to her. "Listen, doll, I'm here to watch the
titties, and I'm not doin' anything wrong."
She pushed the table sitting in front of him over and placed her foot
right on his crotch. The topless women ran away while the man that had
been called to arrived, his gun pointed straight at Detective Holden.
Tim watched in surprise. She looked extremely calm. Cops in Larsen
City. Guess they've seen everything.
"Larry, Larry, Larry..." She made a tsk noise. "I was hoping we'd work
together on this." She pulled her gun out and pointed it at the other
guy. "Call your dog off and I won't take his ear off."
"The hell do you want, bitch?"
"The Joker. Where the hell is he?"
"Why would I know that?"
She ripped open his shirt, revealing a foot-shaped bruise on his chest.
"'Cause I think you helped him kidnap a kid who can kick you six miles
high. And you did that tonight."
He spat in her face. "Get fucked, bitch!"
She wiped the spit off of her face. "Bad move." She squeezed the
trigger, grazing the man with the gun right across the side of his
face. Anyone who hadn't noticed the situation quickly started making
their way out of the building, quickly leaving the only four occupants
of Tim, Detective Holden, Larry, and the guy with the gun who was
trying to stop the blood flow from his face. "I'm not gonna ask again.
Tell me."
***
The night had been a bust. I found myself back at my building, looking
out at the city while waiting for Seeker to either show up or radio. I
hadn't heard from him all night. If I knew where to look for him, I'd
head there right now. All I could do was wait. Dammit.
That was when my radio filled with static. I reached up and touched the
side of my cowl. "Kid? Where the hell are you?"
It wasn't Seeker that answered. I wanted it to be Seeker, and it
wasn't. Laughter filled my headset. "Hello, hello, Knight," the Joker
said, "I've been talking to your little friend here, and he's shared
some interesting interesting things! Oh, don't worry, I still don't
know who you are, and I really don't care. You've got secrets, I've got
secrets, this kid's got secrets. Too bad for him that he's spilled
some." He laughed again. "I'm going to assume you want him back, so you
can meet me at the Orchard Hill Mall on Twenty-Seventh. I'll be waiting
there."
The static clicked off and I balled my hands into fists. You wanna meet
me, fine. I'm on my way.
***
I looked down through the skylight and saw the Joker sitting on a bench
in the center lounge area of the mall. I didn't see Seeker, or any of
the Joker's men, but I knew they were there somewhere. I opened the
skylight and used my grapple line to land on the ground in front of the
Joker, who simply clapped his hands. I stood and gathered my cape
around me.
The Joker almost bounced to his feet. "It's so nice to finally meet
you! I do wish you'd gone all the way, though, picked up a cowl with
the pointy ears and everything." I didn't say anything in response.
"The silent treatment, I can handle that. Tell me, what's little
Francis Holden to you, anyway? He your little sidekick, a little Boy-
Wonder-in-training?" He laughed. "Oh, hohoho! This is fun!"
***
Tim followed Detective Holden into the mall and saw him, just like
Larry's tip-off suggested. The Joker was there, talking to Knight.
Batman and the Joker, just like comics. Great.
Detective Holden turned to Tim and handed him a gun. "Take this, you
just have to have it, you don't have to use it."
"Then why do I need it?"
"Pretend to be a cop. Maybe if this guy thinks there's a super hero and
two cops here, he'll come in quietly."
"You think he's gonna come in?"
She put a hand on his shoulder. "Look, I saw what this guy did to your
girlfriend, so no, I don't think he will, but it's still my job to try.
If he resists, I'll shoot him."
He nodded.
***
"Where's the kid?" I asked.
"Oh, he's here. He's where I left him. Maybe, you'll even see him."
I stepped closer to the Joker. "I asked where he is."
He laughed in my face. "Don't you worry. When