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Saturday, January 14, 2012 Batcave, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce is again at the Batcomputer reviewing his notes as he sees the message from Wonder Woman, aka Diana Prince with the Subject, ‘Big Barda.’ Curious Bruce clicks the message and see... Wednesday, January 4, 2012 Free’s Residence, Calvin City, Connecticut It had been a couple hours since Wonder Woman talked with Batman and then left to visit with Barda again. It had been only a day since Wonder Woman told Barda that her...
Monday, January 16, 2012 – Morning: (Chapter 2) Guest Bedroom, Wayne Manor, Gotham City “How is she?” asks Bruce, stepping into one of the many guest bedrooms that dot Wayne Manor. Bruce can see that Talia is still sound asleep, but sitting beside her is her half-sister, Nyssa Raatko, who hadn’t slept much since they were kidnapped, replies, “Your Doctor Thompkins said Talia is going to make a full recovery. As for the baby, Leslie said there is no reason to worry, that all signs are...
I would like to thanks Emily Thayer for editing the last two chapters. I also forgotten to mention and thanks Damien William and DragonKnightleader for written the sex scenes in the previous chapter, Chapter 7, along with written the sex scenes in Chapter 8. Monday, January 9, 2012 Ozero Kiyeng-Kyuyel Lake, Taymyrsky District, Siberia, Russia “That’s quite a story,” voices Vixen, “But are we not going to address the elephant in the room?” she asks, staring straight at Batman. “And...
Batman slipped stealthily through the skylight and dropped to the floor of the arboretum, the abode of his arch enemy Poison Ivy. He knew it was a trap but since she had recently and quite blatantly robbed the Gotham nation bank she had to be brought to justice. The path into the tangle of greenery looked the easiest route but Batman knew this would be laden with booby traps so he slipped quietly into the undergrowth. Ivy's pet plants snapped at him but he did not give them a second...
Bat Man: Young Lady Note: This is the third part of my Batman series, which begins with Batman: Girlhood, and follows with Batman: Young Miss. You may want to read the first two parts before perusing this chapter, as the story here recalls many events from the previous installments. ----------- Batman had never felt so safe, so protected. When Robin had scooped him up in those powerful arms, Batman had started with surprise and almost jerked free, but instead he'd...
Tuesday, January 3, 2012 C.E. Wayne Manor, 1007 Mountain Drive, Gotham City Bruce Wayne quickly grew tired of the conversion and fake pleasantries between Mia Dearden, aka Speedy and Rose that accompanied any two-people meeting who had been on opposite sides before. Bruce walked through the Master Ballroom on autopilot toward his office, as he realized more and more, he couldn’t find any joy in his life as millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. His only satisfaction and enjoyment came when...
Sunday, January 8, 2012 – Morning: Master Bedroom, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce is awakened by screaming. Leaping out of bed, Bruce dresses just in his boxer shorts and rushes out into the hallway and hears Harley Quinn yelling, “Whore! You stay the Hades away from him.” “You crazy fucking bitch!” replies Thea, as the two women throw each other around the hallway. Bruce is struck by the clothing the two women have on. Thea is in just her pink bra and panties while Harley is in red panties...
It seems that Batman is a popular subject for TG stories right now. Here is my contribution. As usual, what was intended as a short little story has gotten away from me. Look for the next part soon. Bruce Wayne opened his eyes, looked down at his bright, pink-painted toenails, wiggled them and smiled. It was such a pretty color. Then, he frowned. His feet were big, clunky men's feet. Ugly. And he wanted so badly to be a girl. To be pretty. Sitting up, he slid his feet off...
Bruce Wayne was walking around downtown Gotham and 2AM when he saw the bat-signal in the sky. He quickly went off to meet Gordon. "What is it?" he said to Gordon. "The Joker." Gordon responded. "He’s at it again. He just robbed Gotham City Bank." "Any leads?" "Nothing yet." Gordon said, as he turned around to look at Batman. He was gone. Bruce decided to go check out the bank to look for clues. It was all closed all closed off. He went into the bank and noticed a...
Batman: Young Miss The intercom buzzed. Alfred. Bruce Wayne wiped the tears from his eyes, suddenly aware that he'd been crying. He cleared his throat and answered. "Yes?" "I'm sorry to bother you, Master Wayne, but you have an urgent call from Tyler Horatio." "Buzz it through." The phone next to his bed rang. Bruce answered, one arm still across his small breasts. "Yes?" "Bruce. You have to get down here right away. Carstairs has called an emergency meeting of...
The following story contains characters owned by DC Comics/Warner Bros. It is written as a fanfic parody story not intended to make any use of actual story lines in published books. The story is purely for fun, with no profit to be made by the author. It is free to be archived on any site wishing to do so, provided the author is given proper credit. I would really love to hear any comments you'd like to send me. Thanks, and I hope you enjoy it! I wrote a story a few years...
Monday, January 9, 2012 Master Bedroom, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce had spent the night alone and is resting quietly, when Princess Mareena, followed by Tula, Lorena Marquez, Lisa Morel, and Selena walk into his bedroom. Both Lisa and Selena joined Mareena after she arrived at the Manor. This is actually the first Bruce had seen them since they came to the Manor, but Mareena is unhappy about being here. Lisa is one of a handful of Atlanteans who can’t live underwater, and so she...
Sunday, January 15, 2012 – Early Morning: (Chapter 1) Master Bedroom, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce is laying quietly in his King-sized bed, having been tossing and turning all night. His mind a thousand different places, a thousand different thoughts, when he starts remembering an event two months ago, it was normal, Monday morning for him... Monday, November 14, 2011 – Flashback: Gotham National Bank, Financial District Downtown, Gotham City The bank vault door suddenly...
Deep in Transylvania was a castle which only very few people had ever seen and even less people had left it alive. The valley in which the castle was located could only be reached through a single tunnel and was far from what is now called a civilized area. The village that was situated close to this dark place avoided this place for over 1000 years. Nobody from the small town dared to walk along the long road that led to that cave. It was rumored to be a dark creature, an inhuman nobleman who...
Eine neue Geschichte, vor allem aber eine neue Art des Geschichtenerzählens. Zumindest für mich. Die Leute die meine Geschichten bisher verfolgt haben wissen das ich dazu tendiere lange Chapter zu schreiben und darauf zu achten das die Leute und die Entscheidungen nachvollziehbar sind. Das führt zu sehr langen Geschichten. Ich möchte allerdings in dieser Geschichte den Ablauf ein wenig ändern. In dieser Geschichte wird es, wie fast immer bei mir, um Gedankenkontrolle gehen und das Verderben von...
Mind Control"I say we go to his place with the boys and take him down," growled Mistress Harlequin. "Good idea!" quipped Master Joker looking around for a weapon. "Wait....wait......." commanded Mistress Ivy. "Wouldn't you much rather have him as your bimbo slave, I have a phial of the serum I used to transform Barbie with me," she grinned brandishing a phial of luminous green liquid wickedly. Master Joker snatched it from her and examined it closely, then both Master Joker and Mistress...
Sorry for the delay in posting the next chapter. I would like to thank Emily Thayer for editing this and the previous two chapters. I would like to thank Damien William for writing the sex scenes for this chapters, along with his and DragonKnightleader writing the scenes in the previous two chapters. As I forgot to thank them when I posted those chapters. Thursday, January 12, 2012 Guest Bedroom, Resistance Headquarters, Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce wakes early the next morning, by...
A new story, but above all a new way of storytelling. At least for me. The people who have followed my stories so far know that I tend to write long chapters and make sure that the people and the decisions are comprehensible. This leads to very long stories. However, I would like to change the progression a bit in this story. This story will, as almost always with me, be about mind control and the corruption of heroes and villains. However, each chapter will be about exactly one story. That...
Mind ControlA new story, but above all a new way of storytelling. At least for me. The people who have followed my stories so far know that I tend to write long chapters and make sure that the people and the decisions are comprehensible. This leads to very long stories. However, I would like to change the progression a bit in this story. This story will, as almost always with me, be about mind control and the corruption of heroes and villains. However, each chapter will be about exactly one story. That...
Mind ControlAs Mistress passed the discarded Bat suit she picked it up dragging it alongside her as she walked, the symbolism not lost on her. The old Bat man in one hand the new one on a chain in the other, a wicked smile creased her lips. Mistress Ivy entered her private garage leading her latest slave Barbie. She moved to the back of a slinky sports car and opened the boot indicating that her slave should get in. Barbie stood and stepped into the boot. It was so small that Barbie had to curl up...
Author’s Note: I would like to thank dragonknightleader for writing the two sex scenes, and Emily Thayer for editing the chapter. Thursday, January 5, 2012 C.E. Batman’s Quarters, Justice League Watchtower, Orbit of Earth Batman is feeling much better. Bruce is actually sitting up talking with Doctor Leslie Thompkins, who is dumbfounded, “It would seem Scott transferred his healing ability to you, Bruce.” “I didn’t realize that was possible?” asks Bruce, while wondering what else Scott...
Batman’s HaremA Mind Blowing Erotic Psalm of The Most Invigorating Group Sex and Best Orgy EverJohn, “Big John” GallivanWarrior Poet/Erotic Psalmist“Viking Gladiator”www.eroticpsalms.comsI a[/b]m Bruce Wayne, a billionaire playboy, a womanizer, the, “Mac Daddy” indeed!I elegantly pamper and extravagantly spoil my hot sexy bitches twenty four seven, With my endless cash, infinite wealth, and everlasting riches! I fervently adore my gorgeous concubines with my romantic flattery!I energetically...
The year is 2120. The details are hazy, but over a century ago is when things started to go bad. The political climate changed for the worse, people's rights were slowly stripped, America's military power was ramped up even more, and the voice and rights of the people were being trimmed every year. In a lone, short sighted act, a vigilante assassinated the president, but this only caused politcal powers to clamp down harder. Strict laws about family and individual freedoms were put in check....
(Emergency Press Conference, Wayne Tower) ''Thank You all for Coming, as you all Know my name is Bruce Wayne, and this Past Year has been Trying not just for Me or for Gotham, but for every Man, Woman and Child who has Ever set foot in Gotham. I have Seen a Man I once considered my unofficial Brother Fall to the Allure of meting out Criminal Justice, I have seen this city betrayed, and in spite of it people like the Batman and his Team have shown that There are those who would Do both whatever...
Hi all my name is Joe and this is the story about how Alexis and I first hooked up at a Halloween costume party last year. Ever since the first day she started working at the telemarketing firm I was at, I looked at her as the object of all my sexual desires. She would walk past my cube and I would start to stiffen with sexual excitement, and if I didn’t know better she was feeling the same way. We were always flirting and bantering when we had our breaks, looking back it must have been fate...
Hi all my name is Joe and this is the story about how Alexis and I first hooked up at a Halloween costume party last year. Ever since the first day she started working at the telemarketing firm I was at, I looked at her as the object of all my sexual desires. She would walk past my cube and I would start to stiffen with sexual excitement, and if I didn't know better she was feeling the same way. We were always flirting and bantering when we had our breaks, looking back it must have been fate...
Straight SexHey all this is Joe and this is the continuation of my hookup with Alexis, one of my coworkers and the fuel for more mastubation sessions than I can count in the last few months. I was having the most wonderful dream, last night I had gone to a costume party dressed as Batman while the woman of all may fantasies was dressed as Catwoman. Somehow in the dream we ended up leaving together and in the car she had sucked my cock till I filled her mouth with my hot cum. Once back at my place I had...
Hey all this is Joe and this is the continuation of my hookup with Alexis, one of my coworkers and the fuel for more mastubation sessions than I can count in the last few months. I was having the most wonderful dream, last night I had gone to a costume party dressed as Batman while the woman of all may fantasies was dressed as Catwoman. Somehow in the dream we ended up leaving together and in the car she had sucked my cock till I filled her mouth with my hot cum. Once back at my place I had...
Straight SexI would like to mention that I found an editor, Ryan Brogan who volunteered his service. Special thanks to him. Monday, January 2, 2012 C.E. Master Bedroom, {cb}Wayne Manor, Gotham City Bruce wakes up slowly, a ray of sun shine being cast over his face from the window behind the bed that he lays on. His own, the same bed that he shared with four women the night before, the same four women who are with him now, some still in a slumbering state. Jaina Hudson occupies a place between Batman’s...
The lapping of a tongue on her face woke Selina. Unfortunately, said tongue only belonged to Missy, one of the cats she and Holly shared their compact Park Row apartment with. Who needed an alarm clock when you could be awoken like this? Selina thought, as she pushed herself up to a sitting position. Selina noted the moonlight streaming through the window with no small sense of delight. Tonight, she knew, was the night. She'd been hunting a lead on this particular score since before Christmas,...
Welcome the Gotham City, New Jersey, one of the darkest and lawless cities in America. Gotham, famous for both its heroes and villains, is a place of despicable crimes and awe-inspiring heroism. Do you protect Gotham or threaten it? Are you a selfless hero? Are you heartless villain? Are you legendary or new? It is all for you to decide.
Chapter 1 Bruce Wayne was quite satisfied with himself as he stood in the study of stately Wayne Manor. Not only was crime in Gotham City down 40 percent thanks to his superhero alter ego Batman, but he had just completed his latest invention—the Invisibility Cloaking Device (ICD)—and installed it at last on the Batmobile. The clock in the hallway struck three o’clock, time for his daily appointment with his shapely secretary Stephanie. A lot of people thought that Batman had a dark...
Hundreds of journalists had gathered for the press conference in Gotham. "I have fought for Gotham for many years," said Batman, "but with the crime rate dropping and the successful incarceration of most of the super-powered criminals, I believe I am no longer needed and it is now time to retire." The reporters in the crowd were shocked. They tried to ask Batman questions, but he just disappeared into the shadows.
The Joker finally gets BatMan. BatMan must win or become the BatWoman. BatMan, Joker, and all characters mentioned here belong to D.C. Comics. This is a tale in jest only. BatMan's Change BatMan was in a search mode. He was trying to find Robin. Robin was missing for a week and the criminal element was all in a dance mode. The Dark Knight swept through Gorham City in search of Robin. BatMan prowled the docks and alleys. Still no Robin. BatMan found a snitch that had proved reliable...
I am a woman trying to think like a man. I have written one story and now my second attempt, an Interview with the world famous film director Jane X. I am sure you will recognize her, but her tastes in sex are weird, she is a dominant and uses men as live fuck things, so read on and see how my friends weird sexual tastes, are inspired from a female male point of view.As usual, any comments if you so wish, can be made at the end of your reading, and I really will be inspired if you can actually...
It all started the weekend before last. I bought a house – my first house. In the Navy I always lived in apartments, so I saved a lot of money. I usually ended up saving over a thousand dollars a month once I made First Class. Plus I received an inheritance from my grandmother. So, I bought a very nice three bedrooms, two bath, 2,100 square foot house, just for me. Thirty-eight years old, and finally my very own place. I hired a handful of sailors and their wives or girlfriends to help me move...
FetishIt's been a long week and you love spending a few hard earned quarters in the local arcade to unwind. The arcade was a bit more bare than usual as you insert fifty cents into Terminator Salvation. You've played it several times before. You think you played it a little too much since you memorized where to shoot and how to stay alive longer than anyone would expect. You relax and a new machine catches your eye. Normally, nothing can distract you, but this new machine had all sorts of bells and...
I always had this physical attraction toward my older cousin Fill. I know that it's wrong and that it's weird, but it is what it is, I can't make myself NOT be attracted to her. Cousin Fill was about four years older than me, and I was in my young teenage years. She is about 5' 4" and a very petite 110lbs, long black hair and olive dark skin. She was home for summer vacation, she went to a private school the rest of the year.One summer day cousin Fill showed up at the house, she asked "hey...
That morning the blue sky I was looking at from our bed seemed clearer and more blue than ever before and that memory is burned forever into my mind because it was that morning that I told Claire that I wanted to start dressing again. It had been 3 years since I explained to Claire about my cross-dressing history. I'd been dressing in private since I was a small child and was a part of my life but that I would try to keep it out of our relationship and keep things simple. At the time...
African Customs prt 1I met Anne when she was 22 and I was a couple of years older. We quickly recognized each other as lifelong partners and married after only three months. Our plan was to delay starting a family for at least five years but, near the end of our first year of marriage, we went on holiday in the wilds of Scotland and, due to me forgetting to pack condoms decided to take a chance, with the consequence that our twins, a boy and a girl, were born nine months later.When I fell in...
I'm really pumped as I am about to take a Trans Atlantic cruise in October. My last cruise was over-the-top great. We traveled from Los Angeles to Miami, via the Panama Canal. The Panama Canal cruise was my reward to myself as I was very tired as I had just finished up a long, long three-year project so I took two weeks off for the cruise. I even paid the higher price to cruise alone. I was looking forward to good food and wine, time alone, reading and generally forgetting the 70- to 80-hour...
“Ugh” I growled under my breath. During the night Tina had turned over so she was now snuggled, face first, into my chest. This protected her from the dazzling morning sun that was glaring through the bedroom window right into my face. Too late, I was awake and the need to pee was upon me, so I slipped out of bed and put on my robe on the way out of the bedroom. I planned to put the kettle on then use the downstairs loo as I was sure using the en-suite would wake Tina up, and after everything...
Straight SexFinally the big day came and when the contractions started Val's housekeeper called Joe, who in turn called 911 and then left the office for the Hospital to be with Val. He was soon joined by Val's mother and sister, and together, with several other family members joining them, they waited seven hours for her to give birth to a seven pound baby girl, quickly named Caroline by the couple. After another three hours passed, Joe took his leave and left for home. Heather decided to stay with...
I was bored, horny and lets face it, when you have a hubby that sleeps half his life away like mine you get that way sometimes. I sat in the living room and as predicted he fell asleep on the sofa again. I am still young and pretty and need love to keep me that way. My breasts are a nice 34 C and still firm while my waist is a nice 24 and my ghetto booty gets a lot of men flirting with me but I always remember that I am married and never cheat. I headed up the stairs leaving a trail of cloths...
VoyeurSitting in the chair near the window I waited, slightly nervous but excited too. Looking down at myself I wonder if he'll like what I'm wearing, what I bought just for his visit. Running my hands over the pretty black corset, loving the added deep purple accent and how it thrusts my breasts up as in offering. Standing up I look at myself in the mirror, checking how I look one last time before he shows. My long blonde hair down and slightly curled at the ends, he loves my hair down...
(C) 2006 Rachel Gumm.Thank you to everyone who provided feedback on the first part!The doorbell rang over the sound of the hi-fi. Not having much of a party music collection, Kevin had stuck a Fatboy Slim album on, hoping it would create the right atmosphere. He dutifully headed towards the front door."So, have you worked out who she is yet?" he asked Dave, the only guest so far who had the nerve to get his dick out in front of anyone."Who cares?" replied Dave, pushing the captive woman's...
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IncestI was just discovering my sexuality, at eighteen years of age. I First started out with just masterbation. But it was never enough to satisfy my unusual hunger for pleasure. I wanted more,soo much more indeed. So I went on the internet looking for sexual relief of any kind. Found a guy in a chat room who then told me of a sex club he had gone to many years ago,out of curiousity himself. So I decided I was going to go there in hopes of cureing this ache deep inside my almost continuously wet...
FetishBlankly staring out the kitchen window, Renee was oblivious to the fact she had now minced the onion into minuscule fragments and only remembered she was even using the knife once it sliced through the tip of her finger, stopping only because of the nail. She snapped immediately back into reality and dropped the knife, blood already making eerie patterns on the onion pulp. Derek had heard her drop the knife and then the rush of water. ‘You okay?’ ‘Just wasn’t paying attention.’ She was...
Tommy’s Confession The twins had been having oral sex continuously since New Year’s Eve. He knew it was sinful in the eyes of the Church and kept telling himself that he was going to stop. But Mary would let him. And he wanted more than oral sex but fearing pregnancy wouldn’t allow it. On the verge of forcing her to go all the way, Tommy decided to vent his problems through confession. Closing the door of the confessional Tommy waited for the priest. Through the thin wall, he heard the...
Welcome to Systech BoXdan. You have been specially selected to participate in our sexual experiment of mental/physical contradiction, and transplantation of your mind into a new body. Before getting started, let me assure you that this study will be completely anonymous, discreet, and safe. As gender is a key aspect of this study, we will ask you to fill in yours at the bottom of this page. -CLAUSE- : If you would like to keep your current gender perspective, please choose Female/Female if you...
FetishBaby steps. One foot in front of the other. Breathe in, breathe out. Make it through this moment, this minute, this hour, this day. Then the next. And the next. It’s easy to say “Burn the bitch, leave her, divorce her, cap her cheating ass” from the comfort of your Barcalounger a zillion miles away. You haven’t gazed into those mesmerizing gray eyes, run your fingers through that thick, rich, fragrant dark hair, held that warm, voluptuous body against yours, seen her smile, heard her laugh,...
John let himself into his girlfriends house with the spare key she had given him. He hung his jacket over the kitchen chair, grabbed a beer and made his way to the living room. Carol was out of town for the next two days and he had promised her that he would look in on her daughter Kim and make sure she wasn't planning any wild parties or having an unauthorized sleepover. Kim was more then a bit on the wild side and quit a handful, but John felt he could handle her even though he had no...
Sheila was the first of the twins to get her voice back; she was still bright red with barely suppressed excitement. "God, that looked incredible - I've never managed to make myself come anywhere near like that hard!" Julie answered her, in between gasps of breath. "I never have such good orgasms as I do when I've been fucked properly; the ones from playing with myself or cunnilingus are only superficial by comparison with a good penetrative orgasm. That was a pretty good one, but Jon...
Record Breaking VacationAs a writer, it’s hard to find just the right opening line that will pull the reader in long enough to entice them to continue reading. I’m really not a writer, but have an amazingly erotic story to tell that happened a few years back, while on vacation in the Cancun area of Mexico. At the time my wife Carmen and I had embarked on our annual winter escape to the warm shores of the Mayan Riviera on the Caribbean.This trip was a little different than our previous...
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Gladys wanted to stay in my room and I let her. I didn't know if she was afraid of Charlie or if it was for the reason she gave; she liked the way I fucked. "Did you mean what you said about my tits?" she asked, snuggling against me so I could feel her nipples bore into my chest. "Yes." "Charlie never says nice things to me the way you do." "I know." "You're sweet. But, God Damn, you can be mean, too!" "I know." "You're not generally like that, are you?" Remembering...
It happened one day, I was a little bored with life as I knew it. I decided to go shopping at the local market. As I cruised the aisles in search of nothing, a a gentleman in a business suit approached. He was built, about 45 yrs old, tall dark and handsome. He asked what I was doing, I said nothing. He suggested a bit of fun. His plan was to go out to his car car and have me give him a blow job. I said what do I get out of this plan. He offered $20, I said sure, why not.We headed out to his...
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