Batman: Personal Punchline
by
Nikki Jenkins
The light flickered, casting an eerie light over the abandoned office.
Papers lay scattered across a well-worn mahogany desk, intermittently
scattered by an errant breeze from an open window. Snow flurries
drifted past a lone, dark figure crouched in the opening. A long, black
cape draped itself around his shoulders while a cowl disguised his face.
A strong, square jaw jutted from beneath the cowl, and the inquisitive
eyes of the Batman surveyed the scene.
A pool of blood, congealed by the cold, December night, collected on the
worn dirty tiles of the floor and the faintest scent of cigar smoke hung
air. Two file cabinets stood along the wall, their drawers open. Files
lay on the floor stirred only by the occasional gust of wind.
There had been a struggle; that much was clear, but over what, Batman
couldn't possibly know.
Batman raised a finger to his ear, pressed a button cleverly embedded in
his cowl, and said, "Alfred. 213 Esther St. Third floor. Office
facing the street. I need a name and any other information you can give
me about its occupant."
The familiar, British voice answered almost immediately, "Right away,
sir." After a few moments, Alfred continued, "That entire floor is
leased by a company called Klun Industries. That particular office
seems to belong to a mid-level manager by the name of Peter Pierot.
Single. Twenty-eight years of age. No children. No record of family.
No tax returns before last year. Before that...nothing. A ghost."
"Thank you, Alfred," Batman responded.
"Master Bruce?" Alfred asked expectantly. "Leave this one, sir. I have
a bad feeling about it."
"You know I can't do that Alfred," the dark knight said.
"Be careful," Alfred stated.
Batman didn't bother answering; he didn't have the heart to lie to his
longtime friend and confidant. The reality was that little that filled
his nights could be considered careful. Years of training and
experience minimized the risk, certainly, but he was well aware that
each night could be his last. That was the nature of his life. That
was the price of being the Batman.
What had started as an unrelenting quest to rid Gotham of the evil which
had resulted in the deaths of his parents had become something far
bigger. He wasn't a mere vigilante, though that was the impetus through
which he affected change. No - he'd become a symbol, a nightmare to be
feared by criminals everywhere. And because of the nature of that
escalation, nightmares were born to combat him.
He'd spent the first few months of his time as the Batman fighting
typical street crime. Muggers, thieves, and rapists were his targets
then. Soon, though, he found himself going after drug dealers,
smugglers, and mob bosses. For a while, he felt like he was actually
making a difference. Crime dropped, and he began to believe that he
could actually win the war.
Oh, how wrong he had been. Batman had only begun to grasp that fact
when he first encountered the Joker - a sadistically brilliant serial
killer whose driving force quickly became the Batman's destruction. How
many had died in that pursuit? Hundreds? Thousands?
Dozens of other maniacs had come and gone. From the chemically enhanced
mercenaries like Bane to the genetic anomalies like Killer Croc, he'd
dealt with them all. But as soon as one fell, another took his place.
It was a never ending cycle, and the reality of it was that he was tired
- physically and mentally.
But the city needed him, Batman knew. Maybe, if he'd never put on the
cowl, Gotham could have survived without him. Now, though? Now, he was
the only one who could combat the nightmarish creatures, the villains
who had sprung up to challenge his protective watch over Gotham City.
And so, he stepped from the window sill, landing lightly, the rustle of
the papers on the floor whispering his arrival.
Click. Click.
Batman instinctually threw himself to the floor as a pair of darts
whistled over his back, and thudded against the wall. The window
slammed shut. Thick metal rods emerged from the window sill, barring
his escape. He heard a metallic clang from the direction of the door,
signaling that similar cage had erected itself on the other side.
A hiss from a nearby air conditioning duct announced the arrival of a
familiar green gas.
"Alfred!" Batman yelled. "Activate the GPS. I'm going to be taken.
Get Tim...the...J-joker is...behind..."
Unconsciousness overtook the Batman.
* * *
"I've told you a dozen times, Alfred," Tim said. "There's nothing
there. The trail's cold. I've been trying to drum up some other leads,
but the office where he was taken is a dead end."
Tim shifted in his seat, staring at the computer screen, feeling
Alfred's accusatory glare. Every night for a month, he had donned the
costume he'd sworn never to wear again, and searched for his mentor.
And each night, his search had been fruitless.
"If you say so," Alfred responded. It would break the old man if Bruce
was dead, Tim was sure.
"I'll go out again tomorrow night, Alfred," Tim stood, and faced the
butler. The old man was nearly seventy years old, and looked every year
of it to Tim's young eyes. Wisps of gray hair sprouted from above his
ears, while a thin mustache decorated his upper lip. Tim reached out,
placing a gloved hand on Alfred's shoulder, and stated, "I'll find him.
I won't stop until I do. You know that, right?"
"I do," Alfred said. The old man looked terrible; Bruce's disappearance
had clearly taken a heavy toll.
Tim tried to smile reassuringly, "You know him; he's probably neck deep
in some mystery, and he's too busy to check in. He'll turn up. You'll
see. But in the meantime, you need to get some rest. No," Tim
continued. "No excuses. Go to bed. I've got some things I want to run
through the computer - some different scenarios - before I turn in.
We'll get this thing solved, okay?"
"I just..." Alfred said. "I..."
He never finished his sentence, but instead, turned, and wandered toward
the Batcave's exit.
It was bound to happen sooner or later. It was amazing that it hadn't
sooner. With the risks they took each night - with Bruce as Batman, and
Tim as Robin - the fact that they were both still alive was a minor
miracle. Surely Alfred realized that. Bruce wasn't immortal, no matter
what the criminals thought. He was a man - a rare and talented man, to
be sure - but still a man. And men died.
Tim steeled himself to the thought that he might never see his friend
and mentor again.
* * *
Batman awoke to an all-too-familiar cackle.
"Wakey, wakey, Bats!" the Joker's voice sounded over the intercom.
"It's almost time for the big show!"
Batman looked around at his dank cell for what seemed like the
thousandth time. How long had he been held captive? Days? Weeks? He
couldn't know; there was nothing to mark the passage of time. He sat
crouched in the corner of the small cell, and took it all in.
Oppressive moisture hung in the air while water dripped from one of the
pipes far above his head. The room was small - a bare five feet wide
and perhaps seven feet long.
Batman gathered his cape around him - why had the Joker taken his armor,
but left him his cowl and cape? What sort of sick game was he playing?
Humiliation? The Joker had to know that that was a fruitless pursuit.
He stood, and stretched his arms above his head.
"Is that all the big, bad Batman's packin'?" came the equally familiar
voice of Harley Quinn. She laughed from the other side of the door.
"Now you have two choice, Bats. We can do this the easy way or the hard
way. Easy way, you come quietly. No funny business. Hard way, we
knock you out again. Believe me - you don't want the hard way. You
don't wanna be drowsy with what Mr. Joker has planned for ya. But it's
your choice. So what'll it be?"
The Dark Knight let out a guttural growl. He'd been knocked out three
times over the past twelve hours. The gas worked quickly, and he knew
that he had no choice but to obey. He held out his arms, wrists up,
waiting for Harley to open the cell door and restrain him.
Harley laughed. "Oh no, Bats. We don't need to cuff you down here.
You can't escape, and even if you did...well, you'd be dead within a few
days. The gas, you see - it's poison. Unless you get your medicine,
you'll die. And before you get that big, batty brain going, trying to
solve this, don't. We're the only ones who have the antidote. You
could manufacture one, sure, but you'd be dead long before it could
synthesize. So, moral of the story? You're our little pet bet for the
time being."
She could be lying, he knew. It was always a possibility with Quinn,
but Batman's intuition said otherwise. The door swung open, and Harley
stepped inside, twirling a long piece of ribbon. Batman stood stock
still as she knelt in front of him. She hummed a lively tune while she
reached up, and grasped Batman's penis.
"Does little Batsy Bats like that?" she asked as she tied the ribbon to
the base of the shaft. "Such a cute little thing for such a big, bad
crime fighter." She stood, staring at Batman for a long moment while
she stroked his penis. "Can't get it up for little ol' me? Not your
type?"
Batman couldn't help but notice her tight, red and black jester's
costume, which did little to hide her ample breasts and curvaceous body.
Even with the clown makeup covering her face, Batman knew she was a very
attractive woman. Even so, his penis remained stubbornly flaccid.
"It's okay, baby," she cooed. "Lots of bats have trouble like this.
It's not your fault." She laughed again, twirled and began walking
away. She tugged on the ribbon, and said, "C'mon Batsy. Let's have
some fun."
He wanted to lash out, to escape, but he knew that he had no chance of
getting away. He also needed to play the Joker's game if he had any
hope of stopping whatever he had planned. Batman knew the sadistic
clown well enough to know that his capture was merely the preamble to
something much, much worse.
Batman followed Harley out of the cell, and into a dank, poorly lit
corridor. Water dripped from the ceiling, and flickering flourescent
lights lit their way. The tile was cold against his bare feet. In
front of him, Harley's pigtails bounced as she practically skipped along
ahead of him. The tight confines of her outfit did little to disguise
her tight, shapely ass, but Batman forced himself to study his
surroundings. The more information he had about where he was, the
better.
Harley tugged on the ribbon again, and said, "Keep up, baby. Mr.
Joker's waitin' on ya."
Even to Batman's keen eye, the corridors held no clues as to where he
was or what the Joker was planning. He kept track of the route, though;
he'd need to know the layout if he wanted to escape.
After a few minutes, they approached a pair of double doors with the
words Entertainment Room crudely spray painted on them. What passed for
entertainment for the Joker worried Batman, and a sense of trepidation
filled his mind as he was led through the doors.
As they walked into the Entertainment Room, a wild cheer erupted from
the gathered crowd. There must have been fifty, maybe sixty men. All
were armed with guns, baseball bats, knives, and all sorts of other
weaponry. They stood in a semicircle around the entrance, but Batman
paid them little heed beyond noticing them. Instead, his attention
focused on the man standing just inside the semicircle.
The Joker was not an imposing man. Tall and rail thin, Batman knew that
he posed little physical threat. It was the man's mind, twisted and
sociopathic, which truly worried the Dark Knight. His green hair and
painted face only hinted at the insanity which lurked beneath the
surface, and totally masked his genius. He was Batman's nemesis,
through and through.
"And here he is, our guest of honor, our entertainment, the great, the
wonderful Batman!" Joker yelled, and the crowd grew more raucous. "A
man who dresses up like a flying rodent - what could be more
entertaining than that?" He let out a cackle. "Batty bat bats, I bet
you're wondering why you're here, huh?"
Batman refused to answer, instead remaining silent.
The Joker strode toward him, his long legs covering the distance in a
few steps. Batman braced for the blow he knew was coming, but the Joker
surprised him by putting his arm around Batman's shoulder, and saying,
"Oh, quit sulking Bats. This is gonna be fun, ya know. You're gonna
love it, what I've got planned for you."
He laughed again - that evil, echoing laugh that sent shivers down the
spines of lesser men. Batman bore it stoically.
"Look, listen - here's the thing, Bats," he said, guiding Batman
forward. The crowd moved with them, eventually closing around them.
"You're going to be a bit of an experiment. You see," he said, the
crowd parting in front of him. "You've pissed off a lot of really smart
people. Between you and me, Bats, there were a few of 'em who wanted to
kill you as soon as we caught ya. But you can thank your good friend
Joker for saving your life! They asked me why I didn't want to kill
you. Of course, I have the most to gain, you know. Those others, they
lack the fortitude to do what we do, right? One little defeat, and they
sit crying in Arkham, whining about this or that. Batman beat me up.
He broke my freeze ray. Blah blah blah."
They stopped walking, and the Joker turned toward Batman. "They do love
to whine, ya know. But me? I understand how lucky we are. You
complete us. Without you, we wouldn't be here. And without us, you
wouldn't be here. It's a perfect arrangement."
"But that's not the point, is it?" he asked rhetorically. "So there we
were, debating on whether to kill you, and I asked a simple question -
where's the fun in that? Bam! Dead. What do we do then? No, there's
so much more we can do. So, we put our heads together, and we decided
to take the fun route. Isn't that great? I saved your life, Bats."
"Thanks," Batman growled.
"You're so very welcome!" the Joker exclaimed. "I knew you would
understand, what with your aversion to killing. Anyway, there are some
people who would like to say hello," he said, sweeping his hand toward
the crowd. The men parted ranks, revealing some all-too-familiar faces.
Pamela Isley, the eco-terrorist also known as Poison Ivy was the first
to draw Batman's eye. She noticed, and said, "Hello, Batman - still a
sucker for the pretty ladies, huh?" She sauntered toward him, her bare
feet barely making a sound on the tile floor, every male eye in the room
glued to her movements. When she reached him, she leaned in, and
whispered, "You're going to love what we're going to do to you, hon."
Her smell was intoxicating - was it the pheromones he knew she emitted,
or was it simply the proximity of a beautiful, half-naked woman? He
shook his head, and growled, "Let me go, Pamela. You don't belong with
these people. You're a --"
She slapped him with surprising force. "I do belong here! You put me
here when you took me away from my babies, when you locked me in that
dreadful, dark cell!"
"Tsk. Tsk, Bats," the Joker said. "You do bring out the worst in the
ladies, don't you? Now, now, Ivy - don't hog all of the attention."
With a frustrated huff, she said, "I'm going to enjoy watching you
suffer, Batman. I truly am." With that, she turned, and sauntered from
the room. The men parted, ogling her as she passed.
"Riddle me this, Batman," came a familiar voice. Batman hadn't realized
that his attention had been on Ivy to the exclusion of all else.
Mentally chastising himself, he turned, and stared at the man known as
the Riddler. "What's looser than a thread, a fish, or flying ribbons?"
he asked, his voice dripping with arrogance.
"I won't play your games, Edward," Batman answered, using the Riddler's
given name. He was Edward Nashton, a supremely intelligent man whose
infatuation with riddles served his constant need to prove he was
smarter than everyone else. Going along with it merely encouraged him.
"Ah, you're no fun," the Riddler responded. "A woman's tongue - that
was an easy one, yes? Another? Fine - whats -"
"Enough, Riddler," came a gravelly voice emanating from the shadowy
corner of the room. Batman didn't need to see the speaker to know his
identity. "Play with him on your own time." He sparked a flame from
his lighter, illuminating his face as he lit his cigarette. One side
was that of a handsome man - the other half belonged to a monster.
Harvey Dent, the former district attorney of Gotham, had been horribly
scarred when a mob boss threw acid on one half of his face, resulting in
a psychotic break. Thus, he had become the insane crime boss Two-Face,
obsessed with duality and opposites.
Batman shouted, "This isn't like you, Harvey. You're not one of them!"
Two-Face laughed, the sound mirthless. "The choice has been made.
Nothing I can do about it now."
"Ah, the dream team, huh Bats?" the Joker said. "Of course, it wouldn't
be complete without our resident weirdo, right?" He turned, tapped his
foot impatiently, and said, "That's your cue, Crane."
"Me? The Weirdo?" Dr. Jonathan Crane said, stepping out of the shadows
where he'd been hiding. His face was obscured by a burlap sack; only
his eyes were visible. His long arms and legs served to accentuate the
costume which was his namesake, the Scarecrow. "Classic projecting."
His voice was soft, but threatening. "I am looking forward to seeing
what makes the big, bad Batman tick. What scares you, Batman?
Certainly not me. Not my colleagues. Tell me, are you, perhaps, afraid
of yourself? Of what you may do? Or is it failure which haunts your
nightmares? A corrupt city controlled by criminals run amok? We are
going to have some fun, you and I. Oh, so much fun."
"Each one," the Joker stated. "Each one with a role to play. But
that's tomorrow, isn't it? Today, we're going to have a good ol'
fashioned beat 'em up. Get him, boys."
In a wave, the men rushed the Caped Crusader. He ducked under a punch,
and delivered a devastating blow to the first attacker's ribs. He
flowed around, taking the next one in the chin with a roundhouse kick.
Then another fell to a thundering right cross. Batman blocked yet
another attack, and countered with a knee to the thug's midsection.
A fist slipped through Batman's defenses, and glanced off of his cheek.
He redoubled his efforts, knowing that it was only a matter of time
before he was overwhelmed. The Dark Knight fought on, refusing to give
in. Three more attackers fell before him, but he took a few more hits
as well. There were too many. A burly attacker's fist landed solidly
on Batman's chin, sending his world spinning. Then another. And
another.
Batman fell to the ground, curling in a ball. Fist after fist rained
down on his back, his ribs, and his legs. By the time they started
kicking, Batman was nearly unconscious. He felt more than one rib crack
when one of the men savagely kicked his side. He uncurled himself,
gasping for breath. Another kick - this one to his head - made his ears
ring. And finally, yet another blow sent him spiraling into welcome
unconsciousness.
As the blackness overtook him, he saw the Joker standing over him with
that all-too-familiar, wicked, and humorless grin.
* * *
Tim donned the cowl, and turned toward Alfred, "How does it look?"
"Like a little boy wearing his father's suit," the old man said
dismissively.
Tim sighed, "The city needs Batman, Alfred. We both agree on that much,
at least, right?"
"The city needs The Batman. Not you. Not some imposter," Alfred spat.
"You don't seem to understand the mantle you're assuming. You think you
do, but there is far more to being Batman than simply putting on the
mask and cape."
Tim scowled. "I understand full well what I'm doing Alfred. How long
have I been Robin? Four years? I'm not Bruce. I understand that. But
Bruce is gone - maybe for good." It hurt him to say it, but Bruce had
been missing for over a month. Initially, they had hoped that he'd
simply been neck deep in one of his investigations, but with each
passing day, it was becoming more and more likely that the Batman had
finally fallen. "But this city still needs someone to fight the
corruption, to stand up to the criminal element. Since he's been gone,
crime's gone up by almost two-hundred percent. Wrap your head around
that, Alfred!" Tim suddenly realized he'd been shouting. Calming
himself, he said, "If not me, then who? Who is going to stand up for
the victims, to protect the innocent people of this city?"
Alfred was silent for a long moment before saying, "I do not disagree
with you Tim. I just think that you should be out looking for him. I'm
not talking about Batman. I'm talking about Bruce," he said. "I just
want him back home."
Tim put his arm around Alfred's shoulders. The old man seemed so frail.
Bruce's disappearance had really taken it out of him.
"He'll turn up," Tim said. "It's Bruce. He always turns up."
"This time seems different. There hasn't been a word - not a peep,"
Alfred responded, his voice breaking. "It feels like he's really gone."
"And he might be," Tim responded. "But that doesn't mean we shut down.
We have to keep going. We have to keep fighting. That's what Bruce
would want."
Alfred didn't respond. Tim retracted his arm, and said, "I'm going on
patrol. It's time the city saw that Batman hasn't abandoned them."
He strode toward the Batmobile, barely feeling the water dripping from
the stalactites far above him. He vaulted into the armored vehicle, and
flipped the switch, hearing the satisfying roar of the engine. Was he
up to the task? Could he really be the Batman? Would the criminals see
through it?
It didn't matter. The city needed him. The city needed the Batman.
* * *
Bruce squared his shoulders, and crouched in a fighter's stance. Even
in his weakened state, he was confident that he could take the three
thugs facing him. His eyes tracked their movements - there was far more
to winning a fight than technique and prowess. It was as much a mental
game as it was a physical contest.
The man on the far right, tall and thin, moved with the natural grace of
a born athlete. But he was sloppy. His hands kept dropping. There was
little technique; he'd likely skated by on his natural abilities without
ever having to expend much effort to stay on top. The thug to the far
left was smaller, but no less talented. Neither truly worried the caped
crusader. No - the one in the middle was the most dangerous by far. He
moved well, certainly, but that wasn't what caught Bruce's eye. It was
the oft-broken, crooked nose. It was the swollen knuckles. The small
scars on his face...all evidence of a thousand fights. All evidence of
his victories. A man like that, with that many scars, in that
particular setting said only one thing - a man who fought until the very
end. He wouldn't give up. He wouldn't retreat. He'd win or die. No
quarter.
Batman could play that game.
Without warning, the Dark Knight - nude but for his cape and cowl -
launched himself at the middle man. To his credit, the man dodged the
first blow. Batman cursed his weakness. He'd lost quite a bit of
muscle during his captivity. Despite his constant efforts to maintain
his body through calisthenics, the weight seemed to melt off. And the
loss of so much muscle mass had sapped his strength, his quickness.
Still, he was more than a match for anything the Joker might throw at
him.
He followed the first attempt with another. Then another. Finally, he
connected with the fourth blow - a wicked elbow to the man's jaw. Were
he full strength, it would have been more than sufficient to drop the
man cold. As it stood, though, it merely staggered him. It was enough.
The other two men reacted to Batman's sudden flurry, launching their own
attacks. One connected, sending Bruce flying across the polished
concrete floor. He sprang to his feet effortlessly.
"Big, bad Batman," middle man growled, rubbing what Bruce knew was a
broken jaw. "Thought you'd be bigger. Thought you'd be tougher."
"Sorry to disappoint," Bruce muttered. He consciously tried to lower
his voice's register, but when the sound escaped his throat, it sounded
like a child trying to imitate an adult.
The three men rushed him all at once. Bruce sidestepped, pushing the
tallest man to the side, while vaulting into a spinning kick which sent
another attacker to the ground with a thud. Batman didn't dare stop
moving; he dodged in and out of the two remaining attackers. The tall
man quickly recovered, and threw a strikingly quick uppercut straight
into Bruce's stomach, knocking the wind from his lungs. Another blow
rained down on his back. Then another. And another. He threw his
hands over his head, and curled into a ball, absorbing kicks and punches
alike.
Finally, he saw his opening, and grabbed a man's foot. Twisting it, the
man fell to the floor, his head striking the concrete. Batman didn't
need to see the blood to know that the man was out.
Batman climbed to his feet, and faced off against his final attacker.
As he expected, it was middle man. The two circled one another warily.
There was no fear in the man's eyes - an alien reaction to the infamous
Batman. It had been a long time since even the hardest criminal could
look upon the Dark Knight without a hint of fear.
Batman spared a glance around the room. Like always, he was surrounded
by dozens of the Joker's men. He ignored the jeers, their taunts.
Harley Quinn stood in the corner, watching intently while the Joker
whispered into her ear. The two laughed suddenly.
It was time to remind them why they should fear the Batman.
Gritting his teeth, and ignoring the not insignificant pain blossoming
throughout his entire body, Batman rushed his opponent. The man threw a
punch, but Batman dodged it without much effort. He deflected another
ill-aimed blow, and rammed his fist into the man's midsection with as
much force as he could muster. Quickly, he followed that with a fist to
the man's already injured jaw. Then another. A kick to the man's knee
sent him to the ground. Another kick sent him into unconsciousness.
Batman stood there for a long second, breathing heavily. The heat of
battle faded slowly until a slow clap startled Bruce to attention.
"Well done, Bats," the Joker said between claps. Batman turned to see
him languidly strolling toward him. "Well done indeed." The lanky
clown covered the distance quickly, and Batman withstood his scrutiny
stoically. The Joker circled him. "Have you noticed the changes, Bats?
Surely you have. You haven't guessed our plan yet, have you? No, of
course not." He laughed. "Oh, I won't spoil the surprise." Suddenly,
he screamed, "Harley!"
The curvy blonde appeared out of nowhere; she had been lurking in the
shadows. "What d'ya need, Mr. J.?" she asked.
"Take our friend back to his cell, and get started on phase two," the
Joker instructed. He turned to Batman, and said, "And as for you - you
know you can't escape, don't you? Of course you do - you're a smart
one, bats. But that doesn't mean you have to cooperate, that you won't
fight back, does it? And what if you decide that you'd rather die than
endure your punishment? No - we can't have that, not with what I have
planned. So I have a deal for you, Bats. One time offer."
"I won't deal with you, and you know it," Batman growled. Once again,
it came out far less intimidating than it should have.
"Even so," the Joker said. "All these years - how long has it been,
Bats? A decade? Back and forth, and I never found out your secret
identity. I didn't need to, you see. I never cared because, well, that
part of you isn't any fun. So imagine my surprise when I find out that
you're the famous Bruce Wayne. So here's the thing, Bats." The Joker
slapped him on the ass. "Batman doesn't have any weaknesses, but Bruce
Wayne? He has certain pressure points...starting with that darling old
man who raised you. Albert or something, right?"
"Alfred," Batman corrected. He knew the Joker was toying with him. No
doubt he knew Alfred's name, but Bruce couldn't help himself.
"Alfred, huh? Wouldn't want him to get into a little accident, right?"
the Joker said. "And by accident, I mean that he might trip, fall, tie
himself up and torture himself for weeks on end. The elderly are
accident prone, aren't they? And what about your on-again, off-again
special friend, Talia Al-Ghul? Or that little brat of hers? Is he
yours, by the way? Never mind. Doesn't matter. I think the point I'm
trying to make here, Bats, is that if you don't cooperate, that if you
die before I say so, there will be consequences. Do you understand?"
Batman nodded. He was sure that they could take care of themselves -
even Alfred - but against the Joker's single-minded insanity? None of
them would stand the slightest of chances.
"Good," the Joker said. "Now, Harley, be a dear, and show our guest a
good time."
Harley led Bruce through the maze of hallways back to his cell. He
could barely contain his rage; the Joker had just threatened everyone he
cared about, and he could do nothing about it. Bruce felt powerless,
impotent - feelings with which he was completely unfamiliar.
"Mr. J. won't hurt them, you know," Harley said, peaking over her
shoulder as she walked. "Not so long as you're a good boy."
Bruce didn't know what to say, so he remained silent as they made their
way. It was an uneventful trek - like every other day of his captivity
- so he was unsurprised when Harley followed him into his cell.
"Bend over, Bats," she said. "Time for your medicine." He did as he
was instructed, and felt the telltale prick of a needle in his hip. He
knew that whatever was in that needle each day was the reason he had
lost so much muscle mass. He shuddered to think what other changes were
in store.
Harley's fingers lingered on Bruce's buttocks, caressing it lightly as
she stepped in front of him. "You've come a long way, you know. I wish
I could show you just how far, but Mr. J. says that he wants to save
that until you're finished. He says that he doesn't want to ruin the
punchline."
A slender finger touched Bruce's chin, prompting him to raise his head.
Harley's skintight costume did little to hide her curvacious body as she
pushed his chin higher, until Bruce stood straight, staring her in the
eyes. And then it hit him - he was the same height as Harley. Sure,
she was wearing heels, but even with their extra height, he'd always
been a good three or four inches taller than her. Bruce swallowed his
panic. There was nothing to be gained from letting her see how much the
physical changes had affected him.
She hooked a finger under his cowl - the only garment he still wore.
Bruce's hand shot to her wrist, and Harley laughed. "Don't bother,
Bats. We all know who you are. Besides, I doubt you look enough like
yourself for it to even matter." When Bruce didn't release her wrist,
she added, "Oh? That's not enough? I guess if that mask is worth one
of your friends' lives..."
She let the threat hang in the air, and after a moment, Bruce released
her hand. She grinned evilly. "That's my boy," she said, slipping the
cowl off of Bruce's head.
It was a relief; the cool air felt good on his bare face. But it was
also terrifying in its own way. Stripped of his mask, he felt truly
naked for the first time since he'd been abducted. His hair tickled the
back of his neck; in his six weeks of captivity, it had lengthened
considerably.
"That's better, isn't it?" Harley cooed. "Get on your hands and knees,
sweetie. Stay like that until I get back." Batman obeyed. "Arch your
back," Harley instructed. "Put your ass in the air. That's it. I'll
be right back."
Bruce heard the door slam, but he dared not move. He couldn't give them
an excuse to kill someone. He knew that they were looking for the
slightest disobedience so that they could prove how serious they were.
That's how the Joker's mind worked. Bruce wouldn't give him that
satisfaction. He would endure whatever the Joker could throw at him,
and eventually, he would escape. He dwelt on that thought until he
heard the door open, and Harley entered his cell.
"Good boy," she said approvingly. "Now, you're going to feel a little
pressure - back there. Don't move."
Before Bruce could process what she meant, he felt a finger at the
entrance of his rectum. It slipped inside of him, and it was all Bruce
could do not to jump away. Summoning the entirety of his self-control,
Bruce remained immobile. He gritted his teeth as Harley worked her
finger in and out of him.
"I'm sorry about this," she said. "But the lubricant is for your own
good for now. Poison Ivy says that you won't need it once everything's
finished, but for now, you need it."
Bruce barely had time to wonder what she meant before Harley retracted
her finger. Within seconds, he felt something bigger putting pressure
on him, and then, without preamble, it plunged inside of him.
He gasped in pain. It felt like it was ripping him apart as Harley
slowly pushed it inside of him. Each inch was an exercise in agony. He
grunted. Further and further, it went, until after what seemed like an
eternity, it stopped.
"There - that wasn't so bad was it, love?" Harley whispered, leaning
onto his back. "I'll just leave it here for a few seconds, let you get
used to it." True to her word, she left it inside of him for a solid
thirty seconds, letting the pain fade.
And then she began pulling it out just as slowly as it had been
inserted. Once everything but the tip had been removed, she pushed it
back in - a little faster. And out again. Each thrust was a little
faster than the one before until a rhythm was established.
Over time, the pain subsided - mostly. It was still there, but it faded
into the background, replaced by a curious sort of pleasure. In and
out. Back and forth. In and out. The pleasure built and built with
each subsequent thrust. Bruce's breathing came in ragged gasps. A moan
escaped his lips as he began to push back against Harley's every thrust.
The moan became a primal scream of ecstasy as his entire body exploded.
It began in his anus, and radiated out in waves. Bruce's entire body
clenched. His toes curled. And he came - not like a man, but as a
woman might. His penis remained flaccid and untouched.
The whole affair had lasted only minutes, but it had felt like days.
Harley pulled out, leaving a sinking, empty feeling in the pit of
Bruce's stomach. He collapsed in exhaustion, and rolled over to see
Harley standing over him. A strap-on dildo protruded from her crotch.
"Don't worry, hon," she said. "There's more where that came from."
* * *
Tim perched on the corner of the building, watching the crime unfold.
It was a simple arms deal; the Penguin's men were in the midst of
selling a few crates of sub-machine guns to the Red Mask's cronies. Tim
counted twenty, all heavily armed. One mistake, and he would be killed.
One misstep, and the city would lose another Batman.
Two months since he'd first donned the cowl, he still doubted whether or
not he really was the legendary Dark Knight. Certainly, he'd tried to
live up to Bruce's standards, but it was growing more and more difficult
to keep himself restrained. That was the true test of the Batman, he'd
quickly discovered. Stopping crime was easy; refraining from killing
the criminals was the hard part. More than once, he'd almost gotten
carried away.
Still, more and more, Tim thought of himself as the Batman. He wasn't a
sidekick anymore. He was in charge. His first few outings had been
fraught with danger and indecision. He'd constantly asked himself if
Bruce would approve of his decisions. But as Tim wore the cowl, his
confidence grew.
He'd always had the skills. After all, he'd been trained by Bruce
himself. But being the Batman was a mindset more than a set of skills.
There was no compromise. There was no relief - just a constant, never
ending quest to eradicate all crime. It was a war which couldn't be
won; continuing the mission when there was no hope for victory was what
made Batman who he was. Tim finally understood that in a way he'd never
even considered when he'd been Robin.
But being more than Robin did not constitute being Batman. He still had
a long way to go.
He leaped from the rooftop, letting his cape catch the wind. Gliding
silently toward his prey, he quickly formulated a plan of attack. He
altered his angle of descent, and began picking up speed. Just before
he hit the ground, he contorted his body, and kicked, landing directly
on one of the thugs. The man careened across the pavement, out cold.
The element of surprise gave Tim an advantage which he used to take out
two more thugs in quick succession. Two more dropped, knocked
unconscious by well-thrown batarangs. Fifteen left, he thought. Before
the rest of the thugs could react, Tim dropped a smoke pellet, giving
himself enough cover to quickly dispatch five more thugs.
Gunshots rang out, but the bullets were far afield, missing Tim by
almost a dozen feet. He didn't stop moving, flowing from one thug to
the next, kicking and punching with deft precision. In the smoke, he
seemed a ghost, barely a shadow. They couldn't pin him down. They
could barely even register where he was, much less hit him.
Before a minute had passed, Batman stood over a pile of unconscious
thugs. He'd been hit a couple of times, but nothing had penetrated his
armor. In that moment - just like it always was - he wasn't Tim. He
wasn't Robin. He was well and truly the Batman.
* * *
"I am sorry, Tim," Alfred said. "I cannot stay. There are too many
memories. You don't need me anymore, anyway. You don't stay at the
mansion, and you certainly don't need me to help with...other things."
Tim was torn. On the one hand, he was glad that Alfred wanted to leave.
He hated himself for it, but the old man had become practically useless.
But he was Alfred - Bruce's most trusted confidant, and a good man.
Seeing him so broken shook Tim to his core. Bruce would have wanted him
to live out his days at Wayne Manor. But Bruce was gone - probably for
good.
"I understand," Tim said. "You deserve to rest. You deserve to be
happy."
"Happiness?" Alfred scoffed. "Do you truly think I will ever be happy
again? I loved him, Tim. He was my family, like my own son. I
can't....I just..." He trailed off, devolving into a crying mess. It
was disconcerting, to say the least. For as long as Tim could remember,
Alfred had been a rock. He'd been so steady, so solid through
everything. But Bruce's apparent death had broken him. And as much as
Tim wanted to help the old man, his mission left no room for an old man
in his dotage. There were more important things at stake.
"You'll recover, Alfred," Tim replied. "He was family to me, too. You
know that. But we knew this would happen eventually. It's going to
happen to me at some point as well. Even the Batman isn't invincible."
Tim had long since come to terms with his own mortality, but he had no
intention of being a casualty of his war against crime. He had a plan
which was going to change everything. But Alfred wouldn't be a part of
it, so Tim never asked. His retirement was a blessing, really.
He no longer needed him for operational support. Barbara Gordon - also
known as Oracle - had taken over that aspect of his mission, and in
truth, she was far more suited to it than Alfred had ever been. No - it
was better that Alfred was going. Better for him. Better for the
mission. Better for Tim.
"If this is what you want, though," Tim said. "I won't stand in your
way. Just know that you're always welcome here." He swept his arm
around, indicating the Batcave. "And up there." He gestured to the
ceiling, indicating the manor which was the Wayne ancestral home.
"Thank you," Alfred replied, nodding. "But I will not be returning.
There's nothing left for me here." He stepped forward, wrapping his
arms around Tim's armored shoulders. Tim felt the old man's hand
patting his back. "Be careful," Alfred whispered, choking back tears.
"And remain true to Bruce's vision. He would want that."
Tim didn't have the heart to tell Alfred that he had no intention of
following in Bruce's footsteps. He was going to change the game.
Alfred released him, and without another word, walked toward the
elevator which would take him up to the manor.
* * *
Bruce stared at his face in the small mirror Harley had given him. He
still recognized himself, but only barely. It was like the bones in his
face had been rearranged to present a more feminine shape. His once
strong chin had weakened, and his jawline had softened into a rounder
shape. Between his slightly larger eyes was a subtly upturned nose.
His entire smooth face was framed by shoulder-length, black hair.
He had lost track of how long he had been imprisoned, but he was sure
that months had passed. What started as torture had progressed into
something else, something different. Each day since that first
encounter with Harely's strap-on, she had given him the same treatment.
And each time, he had experienced an intense orgasm. In spite of
himself, he had come to crave their daily encounters.
Bruce put the mirror on the nightstand, and looked around his new
accommodations. It was small, sure, but the room was quite a step up
from the cell which had been his previous home. It was utilitarian, but
at least it had a bed. The connected bathroom seemed absolutely
luxurious.
He covered the entire length of the room in only a couple of steps,
entering the bathroom. Bruce didn't bother to glance at the vanity
mirror; he knew what he'd see. Instead, he stepped into the shower, and
turned the knobs. A cascade of water shot from the showerhead, and
within moments, his smooth body was covered in the lukewarm liquid.
Tilting his head back, Bruce enjoyed the feel of the water. It didn't
last long, though. Within moments, his mind settled onto thoughts of
his ongoing transformation.
His face wasn't the only thing that had changed. His entire body had
been transformed, and it didn't seem to be slowing down or stopping.
His once impressive physique had shrunken considerably, and Bruce
estimated that he was barely over five and a half feet tall and a
hundred-and-fifty pounds. Bruce didn't know how they were doing it; he
only knew that given the collected expertise of the villains who held
him prisoner, it wasn't terribly surprising that they could enact such
changes.
If only he could escape, he knew he could figure it out. Maybe he could
even reverse it. Maybe. But what if he couldn't? Was he destined to
live the rest of his life in a shrunken body more suited to a pubescent
teen than a grown man? Could he adapt?
Bruce forced himself to banish the thoughts. He would escape
eventually, and when he did, he would reverse what had been done to him.
He always figured something out. His current situation would be no
different.
As Bruce bathed himself, he went over the scenarios in his head.
Escaping meant putting everyone he loved in serious danger. Protecting
them was of paramount importance. But how could he, if the poison
started to take effect? No - that had to come first. Concoct an
antidote, then save his friends. Even as he decided it, he knew it
wouldn't work. The Joker wasn't that stupid. No doubt, he would make
the antidote complex enough to manufacture that he couldn't do both.
That ensured that if he escaped, Bruce would have to make a choice - his
friends or his own life.
Bruce refused to play that game. Instead, he vowed to wait. It was
difficult, ceding control of his situation, but it was the only way that
ensured the survival of the people he cared about.
He stepped out of the shower, and began to dry himself. The rough towel
felt like sandpaper against his smooth, sensitive skin, but he endured
it.
As if on cue, the door opened, admitting Harley. She was a macabre
vision of beautiful insanity. The tight leather of her costume hugged
her every curve, and dug into her every crevice. The paint on her face
did little to mask her beauty while the pig tails suggested an innocence
that Bruce knew did not exist.
But Bruce's eyes immediately went to the strap-on dildo jutting from her
groin. He licked his lips as she said, "Hey Batsy - you ready for your
daily treatment?"
Without a word, Bruce stepped forward, his small hand wrapping around
the dildo's shaft. He stood on his toes toward Harley's beckoning lips.
She leaned down, locking her lips to his. Absently, Bruce worked his
hand up and down the dildo as their tongues intertwined. After a few
seconds, Harley pulled away, grinning.
"I'll take that as a yes," she said. "Suck it," she instructed.
Bruce kneeled, the polished concrete of the floor cold on his knees. He
didn't care. Without hesitation, Bruce licked the dildo, the rubber
taste exciting him because he knew that it meant that it wouldn't be
long before he was given what he wanted. Soon, he was bobbing his head
up and down as he stared up. Harley liked the eye contact.
He lost track of time - did it last seconds? Minutes? Bruce was
unsure. Harley grabbed his hair, and pulled his head away. Taking hold
of his wrist, she pulled him upright, and kissed him deeply. Her tongue
was forceful, insistent. Bruce took it submissively.
Harley led him to the bed. Bruce began to climb onto the bed, expecting
to once again be taken from behind when Harley stopped him.
She shook her head, saying, "No. We're going to do it a little
different this time, Batsy."
Confused, Bruce watched as Harley lay down on the bed, the dildo
reaching toward the ceiling. "On top," she instructed. "Facing me."
Bruce did as he was instructed, straddling her. He sat, his ass poised
above the dildo for a long moment before he lowered himself onto it. It
was everything he wanted and more as it slid inside of him. Up and
down. Up and down, his flaccid penis bounced as he rode Harley's dildo.
He moaned. The moan turned into a scream of pleasure as he rode faster.
And faster. And faster. Up and down. In and out. The dildo was his
everything, his goals, his dreams, his pleasure...it was all he wanted.
Up and down. Pleasure arced throughout his body as he convulsed in an
intense orgasm. But he kept going. Up and down - the waves of pleasure
continued. Up and down - they threatened to overwhelm him. In and out
- nothing else existed. Up and down - all that mattered was him and the
dildo.
Finally, he exploded in the most powerful orgasm he had ever
experienced. It felt like it lasted an eternity in only a few seconds.
He lost himself in the sensations. His muscles contracted, his nerve-
endings fired, his mind burst into flame.
And he collapsed, the dildo still buried deep in his ass. Subtly, he
still moved up and down - barely an inch at a time, an echo of his
orgasm. Chest to chest, Bruce's face rested against Harley's. Her
makeup rubbed off on his cheek.
"I guess you like that, huh?" she said.
* * *
Ziggy Castor exhaled, his breath misting in the cold, night air. He
cast his gaze back and forth, observing his men. As one of the Joker's
captains, he knew that he was one failed assignment away from a horrific
death. It was a good motivator.
Still, the night's activities were boring. There was no reason to
suspect that anything would go wrong; after all, they weren't really
breaking the law. Bending it, maybe, but it was a minor crime at worst
- the sort of thing that got you a fine.
"Do you think we have enough guys?" came a whiny voice from behind
Castor.
Ziggy didn't turn, recognizing the voice as belonging to Edgar Dane, one
of his men. "For movin' a little counterfeit merch? Yeah, Dane. We're
good."
"But what if the Batman hits us?" Dane asked. "He's been a lot more -"
Castor's tone was harsh as he interrupted his underling. "You really
think he's gonna worry about somethin' like this? He's got bigger fish
to fry. Now get back to work. We gotta get these crates loaded before
midnight."
When Dane didn't reply, Castor turned...
The Batman had his arm around Dane's scrawny neck - the small man's
watery eyes bulged. Suddenly, an audible crack sounded, and Dane fell
to the ground, lifeless.
"W-wh...what? Y-you don't...this isn't..." Castor stammered, backing
away. "You don't kill," was all he managed.
"That was before," the Dark Knight said in his deep, gravelly voice.
"Now, I solve the problem...permanently."
* * *
Bruce studied himself in the mirror. He knew he should be concerned
with his appearance, but something in his mind wouldn't let that happen.
In fact, he took some slight comfort in his increasingly feminine
proportions. How long had he been imprisoned? Six months? Seven? It
had to have been longer than that to affect so much change, but Bruce
had no frame of reference. It could have been a year for all he knew.
Staring at himself, he tried to remember how he'd once looked. Tall,
strong, and chiseled, he'd been the epitome of masculine athleticism.
No more, though. Far from it, in fact. He estimated his current height
at a couple inches under five and a half feet, and he guessed his weight
at no more than one-hundred and twenty-five pounds. More than the
dimensions of his body, though, had changed; its very shape had been
altered. His musculature had all but disappeared, replaced by curves no
man should have. He'd even noticed some slight swelling in his chest.
What's more, even the scars which had once crisscrossed his body had
faded to near invisibility.
He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. In his life, Bruce had
endured hundreds of beatings. He had faced criminals with mind-boggling
power. He had seen the death of his parents. He had faced his fears.
But each time, his strength had brought him through - not unscathed, of
course, but he had come out the other side nonetheless.
But the changes affecting him were different. They were robbing him of
his very identity, Bruce was sure. He couldn't even think of himself as
Batman anymore. He barely even considered himself Bruce. How could he
fight that?
"Pull yourself together," he told himself grimly. The resulting voice,
however, only depressed him. It was a perfect representation of
everything which had been done to him, of how much he'd changed. It was
sweet and sultry, too high-pitched to belong to a man - certainly a long
way from the voice he had utilized as the Batman.
The door to his room opened suddenly, admitting Harley. She wore her
strap-on over her skintight, red and black costume. Bruce wanted to
resist. He wanted to tell her that he wasn't going to let her do it
anymore. But he knew he couldn't - and not because of the consequences.
Rather, he was truly addicted to the pleasure the dildo promised. And
she knew it.
Their relationship was a complicated one. On the one hand, Bruce knew
the terrible things Harley had been responsible for. She'd stolen,
she'd murdered, and she'd kidnapped. She'd committed nearly every crime
they had a law for; she was a criminal through and through. But in her,
Bruce saw something else - a vulnerable innocence.
She'd been manipulated, he knew - a victim of a criminal mastermind who
twisted her around until he had forced her to become a strange shadow of
himself. Maybe she'd always been crazy, but the Joker had certainly
exacerbated the situation. In a way, Bruce felt sorry for her.
As he stared at the dildo, more pressing concerns dominated his mind,
though. He wanted his medicine. He climbed atop the bed, where he got
on all fours. Burying his face in the mattress, Bruce did his best to
push his ass into the air; it was an invitation.
"Eager today, huh Bats?" Harley said. He knew she was smiling; he could
hear it in her voice.
"Mmhmm," was Bruce's answer. He hoped she wouldn't make him beg for it;
she did that sometimes.
This time, however, she didn't hesitate to climb onto the bed, and
plunge the dildo deep inside of Bruce's ass. He moaned as she fucked
him.
Bruce lost track of how long the session lasted, but by the time they
were finished, he had experienced multiple orgasms, and was exhausted.
As he collapsed onto the bed, Harley walked toward the bathroom, where
she began taking off her skin-tight costume.
"W-what..." Bruce stuttered. His surprise wouldn't let him form the
words, but his mind raced. She'd never been naked in front of him.
"I need a shower," was her only reply as she continued disrobe. Within
moments, her perfect body was completely bare. Bruce looked away,
somehow feeling like an intruder. He didn't dare glance in that
direction again until he heard the shower turn on.
What was going on? Everything was wrong. The difference in routine
sent his mind into overdrive, and he wondered what it meant. The
questions occupied his mind until, a few minutes later, Harley stepped
out of the shower.
Bruce couldn't look away from her perfection. The clown makeup was
gone, and her blonde hair hung wet from her shoulders. She was easily
the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen. Why did she cover up such
beauty?
She dried herself off as Bruce stared, and once she'd finished, Harley
crossed the room to sit on the bed. Suddenly, she said, "I want us to
be friends."
"What?" Bruce blurted.
"Friends," she repeated. "You and me. I'm going to be gone for a
while. I don't know how long, but I didn't want you to worry." She
sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose. "We're both trapped, you know.
Our cages are different, but they're no less effective because of it."
Without her costume, she even spoke differently. It was disarming.
"I...I don't know what to say," Bruce responded. He'd never told a more
valid truth. He truly had no response. Friends? And she was going to
be gone? What was her game? Why was she telling him anything at all?
Harley lay back on the bed. "He's not so bad, you know. Mr. J., I
mean. I mean, he is, but he's good to me...most of the time. He keeps me
safe."
"He's a psychotic criminal," Bruce said. He'd tangled with the Joker
enough that no amount of surprise could suppress that knowledge.
Harley laughed. "He is that. But he's got a different side, you know.
Did I ever tell you how we met?"
"You were treating him in Arkham, and you fell for him," Bruce said. It
had been quite a scandal at the time. "Then you helped him escape."
Harley sighed. "Mostly right. But you know what the papers left out?
Do you know why I fell for him? It wasn't some weird fascination. It
wasn't that I'm crazy. No, I fell in love because I saw the real man
behind the clown. I saw what he could be."
Bruce sat up. "What do you mean?"
"I remember it like it was yesterday," Harley said. "I was just about
to get off of work, but I'd left my purse in the secure area of the
facility, so I went back to get it. Turns out, a few of the inmates
chose that precise moment to attempt an escape. They overpowered a
guard, and took me prisoner."
She had a faraway look as she continued, "I remember being so scared. I
screamed. I kicked. I bit. I did everything I could, but I wasn't
strong enough. And there were five of them. Two of them held me down
as one pulled down his pants. I knew what was coming. I screamed my
head off, yelling for help."
"Just before he did the deed, someone came up behind him, and hit him
with a guard's nightstick," Harley said. "He beat that man to death
right then and there. When he turned to the rest of them, they ran.
They could see the insanity in his eyes."
"It was him?" Bruce guessed. "The Joker, I mean."
Harley nodded. "He saved me. I never told anyone about it because...I
don't know...I just didn't. Maybe I thought I'd get in trouble. Maybe I
thought that if I didn't talk about it, it would be like it didn't
happen. I just don't know. But he saved me."
Bruce didn't know how to respond.
"That's the man I love," Harley said. "The rest of it - that's just
window dressing. He's in there, still. I know it."
* * *
Alfred drove his car - a 1939 Rolls Royce Wraith which had been a
present from Master Bruce - up the winding drive toward Wayne Manor,
taking each curve with reckless abandon. He knew he should slow down,
but he was far too excited for caution. Within a minute, the car
screeched to a halt in front of the house. Tim awaited him on the
steps.
Alfred sprang from the driver's seat like a man half his age. A wide
grin split his face as he practically screamed, "He's alive! Master
Tim, he's alive!"
"Woah, Alfred," Tim said, backing away from the old man. "Slow down.
Come inside, and explain what's going on."
Alfred followed the younger man, barely able to contain his excitement.
They passed through the huge double doors, and into the empty house.
Disappointed, Alfred said, "It's a shame to see it all go to waste."
Tim responded, "It's not my home."
Alfred nodded. The answer seemed to satisfy him. The former butler
closed the doors behind him, and repeated, "He's alive, Tim. I haven't
found him yet, but Bruce is alive."
"I know," Tim said. "Or at least I suspected."
"And you haven't been looking for him?" Alfred asked. "I thought -"
"I have been looking, Alfred," Tim replied. "But I've also been
protecting the city. I can't do both at the same time."
"Bruce must take top priority!" Alfred insisted. "Call Dick. Call
Talia al Ghul. Anyone who can help, and find him!"
Tim sighed. "I've told you, Alfred. Dick's over in Bludhaven, doing
his own thing. After what he and Bruce went through, I doubt he'd want
to help, even if he could. And Talia is unreachable. It's just us,
Alfred. And I'm doing everything I can."
Angry, Alfred said, "Look here, boy. That man gave you everything
you've ever had. You can put aside playing at being Batman for a few
days to save his life."
"Playing?" Tim asked. "Do you think that's what I'm doing? What would
you rather I do? Should I ignore the dangers facing Gotham? Who's
expendable? The people that dirty bomb in the narrows would have
killed? Or those three murderers who escaped from Arkham, and were
about to go on a killing spree? What about those chemical weapons being
smuggled in by the Penguin's goons? Where should I turn a blind eye?
Which one should I ignore? All of them? For the sake of one man, no
matter who he is? Bruce wouldn't want that, and you know it."
After a few minutes, Alfred broke down. "I know," he said between sobs.
"He would be proud of you, you know."
"So tell me what you know," Tim said. "And I'll take it from there."
* * *
Bruce cowered against the wall. Four men stood a few feet away, lust
evident in their eyes.
"Don't act like you don't want it, bitch," one of them said. He had a
hooked nose and a nasty scar across his cheek. "We know what you get up
to with Miss Quinn."
They all seemed so big; there was a time when Bruce could have easily
dispatched the thugs. But that was before he'd changed. That was
before he'd lost his identity. In that moment, trying to make himself
as small as he possibly could, he realized that the Batman was
completely gone. So was Bruce, if he was honest. He'd ceased being a
man, much less the Dark Knight.
Panic began to set in. "I don't w-want...any trouble," he stammered. "I
j-just...I'll...y-you don't want to mess with me."
They laughed. "Oh but we do," another of the toughs said. This one was
smaller, with the darting eyes of a rodent. "We definitely want to mess
with you."
He took a step forward. Bruce tried unsuccessfully to cover himself.
Why hadn't they given him any clothes? The man unzipped his pants,
freeing his thick, hardening cock. "You don't have to pretend. I know
you want this. Just say so, and we'll be gentle. Or we could do this
the hard way."
Bruce could barely get a word out, he was so frightened. "H-he won't
like this. T-the Joker won't want you to d-do this."
"The Joker ain't here, love," another one said, grinning evilly.
The rodent-eyed man stood in front of Bruce, barely a foot away. His
cock was angry and fully engorged. It practically pulsed. It was only
a few inches from Bruce's face.
"Suck it," the man said. Bruce didn't know what else to do. He
couldn't fight them. They'd just beat him senseless, and do it anyway.
And he couldn't get away; there was nowhere to go. So he stuck out his
tongue, and licked the tip of the man's penis.
Tears ran down his cheeks as he leaned forward. It couldn't be
happening, he told himself. Not to him. He closed his eyes as he
opened his mouth. He could feel the heat from the man's genitals, he
was so close. And then it was in his mouth.
Overwhelming shame engulfed his mind as he bobbed his head up and down,
sucking halfheartedly. It wasn't enough; the man grabbed the back of
Bruce's head, shoving the cock deep into his virgin throat. He gagged.
He tried to gasp for breath. Struggling to pull away, the man's iron
grip kept Bruce's head in place as he proceeded to fuck his face.
Bruce lost track of time; his world devolved into pain, an inability to
breath, and humiliation. Finally, the man pulled free, a trail of
saliva connecting Bruce's lip to the man's member. He collapsed, his
breath coming in ragged gasps.
"She's a born cocksucker, boys!" the man said with obvious mirth. He
bent down, grabbing Bruce's hair, and dragging him along the floor.
Bruce kicked and screamed, but to no avail. He never felt more
powerless than when he was flipped over the bed, his face forced into
the rough blankets.
He knew what was coming, but he still jerked violently away when he felt
the head of a penis nudging his rectum open. "No...no....not that!" he
breathed. His voice was barely a whisper. Fright and constant
screaming had robbed him of the ability to speak coherently. It didn't
matter. Nothing he did mattered; the end was inevitable. He couldn't
stop it. He was impotent. He was powerless. He was beaten.
The cock plunged into him easily; his sessions with Harley had prepared
him well. But where Harley had been gentle, almost caring, his hook-
nosed rapist was violent and rough. It wasn't about sex. It was about
power. And in that category, Bruce was woefully inadequate.
So he lay there as the man fucked him; it didn't take him long to
orgasm. And then came another. And another. He drifted away, his mind
unable to cope with the traumatic experience, as a seemingly endless
parade of rapists used him. By the time they left, Bruce was well and
truly defeated. Raw and in considerable pain, he curled into a ball,
and wept like he hadn't since his parents had died.
* * *
Batman scanned the rooftop, noting the armed thugs patrolling its
length. He counted four, each armed with M-4 carbines, and wearing
military grade body armor. He expected no less from Cobblepot's guards.
As an arms dealer, his thugs were well armed, if nothing else.
The Dark Knight watched the henchmen for a few minutes, noting their
pattern of patrol. Two pairs of two, they did a fair job of covering
the entire roof. Did they know he was coming? Had they heard about
their comrade who had squealed? Unlikely, considering the man was dead.
But it was possible that someone had seen the exchange. Gotham had many
hidden eyes and ears.
It didn't matter. His plan didn't require surprise - merely adequate
planning combined with his singular skills.
Leaping from the rooftop adjacent to Cobblepot's lair, Batman spread his
cape behind him. It caught the wind, allowing him to glide and control