Origins of the Personalia
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“Mister editor, does the colony accept teachers and their family as colonists?”
“Most definitely! They are always looking for teachers, particularly for primary schools in villages.”
“I thought that might be the case. The fact that my husband is in the military shouldn’t affect that option, should it?”
“Madam, we don’t care a damn what a spouse’s former occupation was. If you are a teacher, he comes with you and your children, if any. He can look after the kids while you are at work; that is useful for everyone.”
“We only have the one boy, aged three, so Alastair can certainly babysit instead of staring at the stars. Put us down as volunteer colonists, please; and I am NOT petulant!”
“Oops, sorry Melissa. I didn’t intend to offend, but I am not who you apply to. You ask The Personalia, and they will pass on the request, along with their recommendation if they approve.” She raised her voice: “YOU: Joe Bloggs or whatever. Can we apply to emigrate?” Joe replied, “You can, Mrs Melissa Johnston. Can you assure me that you do not lose your temper with the schoolchildren?”
“Yes. I can promise that. Sorry about the outburst. I was more annoyed at my thick husband than anyone. Children, I just adore. I have only been able to have one.”
“Is there a known reason for that?”
“It is not really your business, Mr spaceship, or Joe Bloggs, but I will tell you. The doctor said I had problems with my uterus and it would not be safe to try for another one. Why do you want to know?”
“Sorry. I was simply seeking data. If you would like more children in your family, add another wife who can have babies, and you can expand your family that way.”
“Eh? Are you not aware it is illegal to have more than one wife?”
“That is true where you live at the moment, but if you move to Rehome, it is legal there.” There was a short, what might be called a pregnant pause, then Melissa said as an aside to her husband, “Alastair, do you think Jane would like to come with us and be a second wife?”
“Jane? What do you mean, Jane?”
“Jane Connors; your bit on the side, that’s who I mean. Did you not realise I know about her?”
“No. I mean, how do you know anything about her?”
“She teaches at the school where I do relief teaching for illness cover and so on. The other teachers know about you two – she must have talked to them - and they told me about it, in case I wanted to break it up and dump you. You never show me any less love than before, so I tolerate your peccadillo. If she wants children and is willing to marry you as number two wife, we can emigrate together. Does that satisfy your libido, darling?” A shocked Alastair stammered, “Umm ... It could get complicated, possibly ... You see ... I would need to speak with her. There may be other problems to sort out, but if she is agreeable, I would be all for it. Presumably you would both teach, and I would be the house husband, looking after our children?”
“That is the general idea I presented to you. Go phone her now on your mobile, while I negotiate with Joe Bloggs, the spaceship.” She talked more with Joe about possibly bringing another woman with them, to add to the family in the colony. He/it was not fazed in the slightest.
“If you can persuade her to join you, then we will ship you out as a family unit. You can confirm yourselves as a formal marriage once you get to the colony.”
“How do we get to your spaceport, or wherever your Landership takes off from?”
“We make a booking for your household on a charter flight to Ascension Island. It takes off from Brize Norton RAF base, and the military personnel on that island will arrange your transfer to the next available passenger Landership – some of them take cargo only. Baggage is restricted to one suitcase, rucksack or similar; much like airline travel. Furnishings of any kind are not tolerated. You can buy what you need on Rehome. On finances, you can move your financial assets to Rehome by a bank digital transfer at any time.” How do we do our advance booking? It takes a fair bit of time to make arrangements and to get to that air base, you know.”
“Sorry, I don’t know about such human matters. I am sure it depends on your own surface transport arrangements.”
“Oh yes, I keep forgetting you are not human; you sound human.”
“We have had experience of many human voices, and merely adapted some to our needs. It is helpful when using the telecoms systems. By the way, you have so many of these! It would be more sensible to have a single system operating.”
“That may be so, but we work on a capitalist economy, with companies competing for customers.” She ceased her explanations for a moment, to call to her husband.
“Alastair! It can’t take that long to ask her to marry you, can it?”
“Sorry, Melissa my love. Jane has a complication she has to resolve at school. She will phone us back as soon as she can get the time between classes.”
“Damn silly girl! What sort of ‘complications’ can she have? She has no husband or kids; or has she? Alastair? Has she any children I don’t know about?”
“No, love; no children. She has to consult with another teacher.” Melissa suddenly twigged that work at school was not that easy to abandon. She probably had to check on how to give notice and so on, and arrange for temporary relief cover until they could find a replacement. Well, that was acceptable. She informed Joe Bloggs of the unexpected delay.
“Mr Bloggs? It may be some time, perhaps a day or two, before we can confirm our numbers. Is that all right with you?”
“Perfectly all right, Melissa Johnston. We are used to the instabilities of human families; these oddities are peculiar to biological life, but we can put up with it.” That conversation ended, and Melissa told George Plummer, “George, Alastair and I have to sort out a few family matters, but it looks like we will come to the new Colony as well as you and Julie.”
“Fine, Melissa. We’ll look forward to that. You have a small boy, don’t you?”
“Yes, a lovely little boy, Timothy, but just the one child at the moment; I am working on it. Goodbye for now.”
“Goodbye, Melissa.” Melissa closed the call, and sat to think. There was still the remote possibility of a scam, as it was all on the telephone, but the claimed spaceship character had not asked anyone for money or to do anything silly; not even mention of a charge for travel costs: she should have asked about that. Even the digital transfer of assets was left open; they could deal with that from the Colony, if it was real, it seems. If anyone was telling lies, they could back out; but there was a ring of truth to the whole thing. She could probably get Alastair to check with someone in his army hierarchy who was high enough to know what was happening with these aliens. Someone had to know. She decided she would be better working on what they would have for their evening meal. She had some cod that would do for a soufflé. They had not had that for a while, she decided. Later, as she was collecting the ingredients, the phone rang. Instead of a call from Alastair, she got a call from Jane Connors.
“Mrs Johnston? This is Jane Connors.”
“Oh. Has Alastair been asking you a very important question?”
“Yes. I think I am in, if what he said was true, but I had to talk with Effie.” Melissa stopped short. “Effie? Who is Effie, Jane?”
“Euphemia Templar; she teaches at the same school. A divorced lady, much the same age as myself.”
“Oh, I think I know who you mean. You were speaking with her about having to hand in your notice and so on, were you?”
“No. I wanted to find out if she wanted to marry Alastair as well.”
“Marry Alastair? Why would she? I don’t understand this.” Melissa suddenly had a sinking feeling that there were things she really didn’t know after all.
“Alastair is fucking her too. She blackmailed us into letting her fuck Alastair at my home, or she would tell you about me and Alastair. Alastair was not happy at the time, I can tell you, but he has since been happily fucking her for the past month. You didn’t know, did you?”
“It is news to me; not that it would bother me. She had no need to try blackmail. Oh, now I see where you are going. The blackmail part has evaporated; she just enjoys the fucking and wants Alastair.”
“You have it, in one. I asked her how she felt about Alastair, and would she be willing to put it on a permanent basis, having children and so on. You see, there was some loose talk by her recently of perhaps wanting a baby from Alastair. My question stopped her thoughts and she demanded, ‘How?’, so I told her if we emigrated to this human colony, we could all marry Alastair and be a family together. She is still worried what you might think of her and her blackmail efforts, so I phoned Alastair and got him to invite the two of us to your house for dinner tonight, so you could meet her and vet her as another potential wife. No use her coming to the colony with us, unless you can put up with her. Alastair claims you were fine about accepting me as a second wife.”
“He was telling you the truth. Pity he didn’t tell me about Euphemia; does she go by ‘Effie’ at work?”
“Yes, among the staff, but to the children, she is Mrs Templar. They have no idea she is divorced.”
“If I am thinking of the right person, she is blonde, about five feet seven, slender but with a big bust and behind as well?”
“Yes, that’s her, but she is actually a brunette: dyes her hair, did it to suit her now ex-husband. I think she likes sex, by the way. This why she blackmailed us; she was getting desperately lonely and horny.”
“So do I like sex; that is not a defect in my eyes. I presume you like sex as well, if you have been having it off regularly with Alastair. I presume you are his ‘Astronomy Club’ that he goes to every week?”
“Yes. Good choice, eh? I am glad you knew about us and didn’t complain: you are a kind and generous woman, Melissa.”
“Thank you, Jane. I think you and I will get along together fine. We’ll see about Mrs Templar tonight.”
“Do you need me to bring something for the meal? Pizza, fish and chips, or something we can reheat quickly?”
“Thanks for the offer, but I was already planning on a fish soufflé. It normally does us two days, but instead it can do the four of us tonight. Timothy can either have a small portion or he can have one of the snack dinners that kids love; things like chicken dippers and beans. It is easy to prepare.”
“Great, but I can help by clearing up and doing the dishes afterwards, if you want to quiz Effie a bit more. We are talking about a completely new life together, aren’t we?”
“Indeed so. What do you think about Effie? Is she a possible sharer, or is she a non-starter for a multiple marriage?”
“I am not certain, but I think she quickly changed from a taker, to a lover, with Alastair. He changed his tune as well, from resentful to aquiescence and then to enthusiasm. He enjoys making love with her now – sorry to say this, Melissa, as I love him immensely, and I was jealous for a while – but it is really up to you to decide, as top wife. What time do you want us to arrive?”
“Is five o’clock too early? It would give us time for a chat while the soufflé is cooking.”
“No. We are usually finished about four, so we can make it for five. We will come in our own cars in case Effie turns out to be a problem and has to leave on her own. Do you have an evening appointment that we have to depart by, so we don’t get in your way?”
“How considerate of you, Jane! As it happens, not tonight, and as you know, it is not Alastair’s Astronomy Club night...” Jane laughed delightedly. “No. He can’t get his rocks off tonight, can he? Not with me, anyway.” Melissa said thoughtfully, “It depends on how things go, over the meal. If all turns out well, I may ask Alastair to perform with me watching him, to see if we can be a family without embarassment.”
“You mean, me and him, or me and Effie and him, or all of us together? It has always been one-on-one at my place.”
“I don’t know quite what I mean. We may have to take it slowly, for this is new to all of us.”
“True. Alastair has been fucking all three of us; I am surprised he hasn’t been exhausted on his ‘club’ nights by the time he got home.”
“Actually, I found him even more loving on these nights. It must have been guilt driving him to make it up to me.”
“I can believe that. He really loves you; keeps talking about you; obviously feeling guilty at loving me too. See you at five, Melissa.” Come five o’clock, two cars drew up on the street outside. Melissa watched as a woman got out of each car, and stood on the pavement looking at the house. She was far enough back from the window that she was not visible to them, but it gave her a chance to get a first view. The taller buxom one looked apprehensive, but was reassured by the other woman, who led the way to the door. At the sound of the doorbell, Melissa checked her clothing and hair in the hall mirror before opening the door. The two visitors stood there.
“Come in, come in, ladies,” Melissa welcomed them. Jane came in first, and Melissa kissed her on both cheeks, but Jane switched and kissed her on the mouth. Jane then whipped her outer coat off and hung it on the hall rack of coat hooks, leaving Melissa to welcome the new woman. Surprised, Melissa then greeted Euphemia.
“Welcome, Mrs Templar,” and kissed her on both cheeks. The tall woman responded in embarrassment, “Please call me Effie. I am divorced from Templar. I just use my married name at school, for convenience.”
“Fine. Effie it is.”
“Do I call you Mrs Johnston, or Melissa?”
“Melissa. Mrs Johnston is so formal, and we don’t want to be formal together from now on.”
“From now on? You don’t hate me?”
“Why should I hate you, Effie? Let me take your coat and hang it up.”
“Because of what I did with Alastair. I am sorry about that, but I was desperate.”
“You must tell me more. Your blackmailing of Jane was completely unneccessary.”
“How is that?”
“Alastair and I have only one child, and I can’t have another. I would like more, so I tolerated Alastair having a bit on the side, in hopes of getting more children that way. I didn’t tell him that, of course!” She paused before adding, “I didn’t know about you as an extra though, Effie. That was a surprise.” While Effie stood with her mouth open, Melissa was aware of the rigid tableau, and moved it along.
“Please, ladies, come through to the living room and sit down wherever you want, except for that armchair: that is Alastair’s favourite seat. An aperatif? Sherry? We have an excellent dry sherry that we need to open.” Both accepted the offer, and Melissa went to the drinks trolley to open the bottle and pour the sherries for the three of them. Alastair would not be home till his normal time of half five. Melissa handed Jane her sherry glass, then turned to Effie.
“Here you are, my dear. I must hear about your life, and what drove you to intrude on Jane and Alastair’s love trysts.” Efiie accepted the glass and swigged the contents down in a couple of gulps. She waved off Melissa’s eyebrow question of a refill.
“That is enough for me, thanks. My life is terribly common, I am sorry to say. Charles and I grew up together as next-door neighbours, so we were friends all our lives. Our parents decided we would eventually marry, and got us to accept that presumption without questioning it. Eventually we married, but Charles was a great disappointment to me. He went through the routine of married life, but his heart was not in it; nor was mine. We both trained as teachers, but ended up teaching at different schools. Charles met a woman at his school, a widow with two young children after a car accident killed her husband, and she was a bit ‘needy’, constantly needing to be reassured. Charles filled that need and over time things developed and he fell for her and got her pregnant. He confessed to me that he wanted to marry her, and asked for a divorce. I agreed, with the usual division of assets to my advantage, even without children. That was a year ago, and I got more and more horny until I found out about Jane’s ‘man on the side’. I decided I wanted part of that deal, and that is why the ‘blackmail’ threat that I never intended to take further. It was merely a device to get access to a good-looking and generous man, and that man happened to be Alastair. Alastair turned out to be a great guy. He is devoted to you and was already feeling very guilty about loving Jane, but even more, he hated that I might destroy his marriage so acceded to my demands. I soon changed my mind about simply having sex and really took to him, seeing in him what Jane did; and what you must have done when you married him. Please don’t punish him for my interference. I couldn’t take that, as it would have been all my fault.” Melissa patted her shoulder, and said, “I know how Alastair feels. I was surprised when I found out about Jane, but was hoping we could persuade her to have a child for us to love, a sister or brother for Timothy. I know nothing about you, but you are fairly recent in Alastair’s life. How committed are you to Alastair, Effie? Enough to want to stay with Alastair, Jane and myself? Enough to have Alastair’s children?” Effie stared at Melissa in confusion, having arrived fearful of being rejected out of hand, but now being offered a place in a ménage à quatre ; one more than a ménage à trois. She stammered, “I would love to be with Alastair all the time, and have his children. Is that only possible as an extra to your marriage?”
“Effie, if what I have been told by a strange person is true, there is a distinct possibility of a multiple marriage between Alastair and the three of us. The thing is, we would have to leave England, leave the entire UK, and leave Earth itself, to move to another planet where I am told there is a thriving human colony. Apparently this colony has different rules about marriage: no restrictions to a single spouse, for example. Religion is another much simplified matter: one Church of Rehome, with a simplified credo, that of love; that one I do not understand, but apparently it is official colony policy.”
“I don’t know if I can believe that tale, as I have never heard of any colonies on other planets. Surely they are too far away to get to in a reasonable time?” There was a noise at the door, as Alastair opened it with his key and walked in. He called out, “I saw the cars outside, Melissa. Does that mean the ladies have arrived?”
“They have, and you neglected to inform me of the visitors being here for tea. Thank goodness Jane phoned me and told me all about it. I have just met Mrs Templar, or Effie as she prefers to be called. She is a nice woman underneath her criminal attempt at blackmail. Do you want her to join me and Jane in matrimony? She is aggreeable to having children, she says.”
“Good God! You have got that far already? You didn’t wait to hear what I might have found out?” He entered the room where they were.
“No, Alastair. You failed to keep me informed earlier of your paramours, so I am doing my own research face to face.”
“Sorry about that, my love. I was scared to tell you what was going on.”
“Go and wash your hands before we have our tea; it is fish soufflé; oh, and you can pop next door and collect our son from the neighbours. He will be glued to their TV, watching kids programmes. Tea will be a ready in a few minutes, so be sharp about it.”
“Yes, dear.” He hurried back out the front door on that errand. Effie asked, “How old is your son, Melissa?”
“As I am sure Alastair has told you, he is three, but is clever for his age. I am not too sure how he will feel about having three mummies in the future.” This started the other women on the subject of children. Effie explained that when she got married, they decided to put off having children for a few years so that they could both work and be able to pay off the mortgage much earlier.
“That has ended up with the marriage in ruins and no children either; perhaps best that way. Children are the ones who are most affected by a divorce.” Melissa contributed, “I got the impression that there is no divorce on the planet Rehome. I wonder how that works?” Jane suggested, “Perhaps a separation arrangement?”
“Perhaps, but in a small colony, it is not easy to maintain enough distance for that to work. You might be meeting every day, somewhere.” Alastair was soon back with Timothy in his arms. He passed her to Melissa, who asked, “Have you been a good boy, over at Mrs Ferguson’s house?”
“Yes, Mummy.” He looked at the strange women in his house, and asked straight out, “Who are these pretty ladies, Mummy?”
“They are friends of Daddy, my sweet. We might be moving home soon, and they might be coming with us.”
“Oh, good. I like pretty ladies, like in the nursery.” Melissa explained to the others, “He goes to a nursery class several times a week.” Jane smiled and suggested, “He has an eye for the ladies, it seems.” Timothy bobbed up and down in his mother’s arms. “I like pretty ladies!” Jane held out her arms. “Can I take him for a while?” Melissa handed over her boy, and he wrapped his arms round Jane’s neck to hold on tight, unsure of how safe he was, being held by this strange woman.
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We sleep on the floor in front of the fireplace for a couple hours. When I wake up the guys are still asleep. I have to pee. I crawl over Mike so I can go to the bathroom. Once in the bathroom I decide to get a shower. I turn the hot water on and get in the tub... it feels so good on my body. I'm washing my hair and I don’t hear the door open. All the sudden Mike and Chad are stepping into the shower to help me. Mike takes the body wash and starts to lather my breasts. Chad starts lathering my...
Group SexBy Thanksgiving, not a lot had been done turning the duplex houses into a single townhouse compared to the immense amount that needed to be done. Tony and his helpers, Cheryl having gotten him a contractor license, had been focusing on Eddie’s basement studio and apartment as a priority during work hours. In the evenings he and Laura had worked on their own space. He had also built a huge bed, and found a mattress place that could create one custom sized and have sheets for it. It remained in...
Hello everyone. I am new to ISS. I am here to share my adventure with you guys. Let me introduce myself first. I am Neha. I am 26 years old and I am from Indore. I belong to a strict and conservative family. I am very good looking and sexy girl. I use to watch porn movies secretly when I stayed in hostel at Bangalore. I finished my BBA and applied for a job in an IT sector. I got a letter for an interview. The company was in Bangalore. So I left Indore and stayed with my friend Pooja in...
Betty’s alarm went off at 4:30 as always. She reached over, slapped the alarm, looked over and Emmitt wasn’t in bed. She got up and headed up the hall to the bathroom. Looking up the hall, there sat Emmitt at the kitchen table. She stepped into the bathroom, peed, then walked into the kitchen. “You ok?”“Yeah, I’m fine. Just worried about what them damn Worker’s Comp people have decided. All of them white-shirt assholes don’t have a clue the pain I deal with.” Emmitt was injured in a mining...
No sooner had I finished giving Diana a good pussy fucking from behind doggy style, than I pulled out of her hot cunt and stood there with my cock semi-hard from having just thrown a very hot sexy fuck into her wet pussy. Diana's eyes were burning with the hot lust that our all-out fucking had generated in a pussy that hadn't gotten any male attention in a long time. I loved it. It was as though Diana was discovering a woman in her like she'd been when she was a teenager. Before I could...
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I wrote this story for a friend of mine. She recently sent it to me, and I now share with you. Enjoy!_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-As I hang up the phone, I try to think of anything but you. I still need to walk through the parking lot, and you've gotten me so wound up, my hardon is straining against my jeans.Baseball. Politics.49ers football.taxes.There is goes... slightly less engorged. Enough to leave the privacy of my truck and walk thru the parking lot, into your work's lobby, the hospital...
I shook my head. Mom had never touched me there before. If I didn't know any better... No Way. Well, I guess I needed to start with Les's treatment. Obviously this ointment Mom gave me would do the job better than her lotion. I knocked on her door. "Who is it?" "Dr. Wes." "Come in, Dr." I walked in the room. She was still lying on her stomach, a big square under the blankets where her butt should be. "Boy, I'd sure like to get into your box." "Ha, Ha. You'll be lucky if I...
Elephant List! For a long time, both privately and professionally, my porn research often comprised of searches on the sites I most frequent. Occasionally, I would use Google Index for digging up older content, and sometimes I relied on plain old fucking luck for finding new and fresh adult content. I decided to change my approach a bit when I landed on Elephantlist.com and boy was I shocked. It's a simple-looking site that operates as a mammoth porn search engine or porn directory. It's got...
Free Porn Tube Sitesk "Mars Demands Women" A Piece of Fiction by Traveller Chapter: 1 The alien up on the screen carried the buxom blonde as she shrieked in a way that would embarrass every b-movie actress working in Hollywood. The movie's director Walter, a gambler who made a fortune out of it and got into the movie business, sat next to the actress gracing the screen. Tina Wray was a former burlesque performer turned stag fim favorite turned b- movie actress. Her lack of acting talent was very well...
Jade Kush arrives for her massage and is stunned when she sees Serena Blair behind the counter. Oh, boy, Jade can’t WAIT to get massaged by this hot babe! It’s like all of Jade’s dreams are coming true at once as Serena smiles and starts approaching her, looking like the front page of a steamy magazine… But it all comes to a screeching halt as Serena pleasantly introduces Jade to a masseur instead. It’s nearly impossible for Jade to hide her disappointment as...
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If you didn't read part 1 here's the link http://xhamster.com/user/beyondunderworld/posts/79072.html.After she told me I was off the next day I was very exitedWe kept texting each other back and forth for the rest of the dayShe kept telling me how wet her pussy got from me playing with her so I told her she should be prepare for tomorrow, she replied "I will".The next day around 10am she text me wondering if she could come over I said yes just make sure tis time you don't have to go early she...
Emma Hix’s husband has apparently had enough. He just called Emma and accused her of cheating on him, which she hasn’t even done…yet! This all happens while she has a handsome Spanish plumber over to fix her bathroom and when he comes to ask about his payment, she decides she’ll give him a little something extra. If her husband thinks she cheating, she might as well actually do it, right? As soon as she starts kissing him he’s ready to go, hard as a rock. He makes her cum over and over like her...
xmoviesforyouTo set the scene, I lived in a two family house with a huge backyard and right behind my backyard was a bank with a good sized parking lot bordering my yard. There was a fence separating the two properties but it was a chain link fence and offered no cover so you could see directly into my yard without any obstruction. On the next 2 blocks were two 6 story apartment buildIngs that had a direct view into my yard with many windows. I'm guessing you're already thinking what I already knew. This...
If you didn’t catch XXX Throwdown – Round 1, we suggest you warm yourself up for this wild group sex orgy by seeing how it all got started. It was all about the ladies when ravishing Romanian Honey Demon, blonde Russian sex goddess Kitana Lure, and big titty beauty, Kira Queen, decided to use the boxing ring at the gym as their own personal pussy playground. Their oiled up bodies wrestling around in the ring is something you definitely want to see. Then, follow that up with round...
xmoviesforyouWith your alarm sounding loudly behind you on your bedside table, you reluctantly pull your body from beside mine and get up out of bed. I begin to stir; even whilst still deep in slumber I notice your sudden absence and instantly, my world no longer feels complete.I clumsily search for you as I wake, reaching behind my body seeking your warmth, but my hand finds only the empty sheets that up until just moments ago, had wrapped us both in peaceful, loving contentment.“Come back baby, I don’t...
Seduction“Hey, little Brother,” my Sister Marie said when I finally got the phone away from my younger sister, Angie, “Listen, there’s a party up here this weekend at the house this Saturday, there’ll be free beer and I can make sure you get in the door, wanna come?”“Yeah,” I said, a party at my Sister’s sorority house sounded like a blast – especially when I imagine all the hot coeds running around a sorority, “I’ll be there, what time?”Sis filled me in on all the details like time, where to park, etc,...
IncestI was excited about just being alone for the week. I took some extra days off just to not do anything, after all I had just graduated high school too. Ricky gave me the key to his house on Monday morning and said his dad was leaving out Tuesday morning. So Wednesday morning I headed over to Ricky's with bags of food and a little weed to smoke. I walk down the long driveway looking for big Mike's truck, just in case he hadn't rolled out yet. He was gone, I unlocked the door and...
I vaguely heard the alarm this morning, but I did notice my bedmate was gone shortly after that. I heard another alarm later and figured that Suzie had reset it for me. I really didn't want to get up, but the Leroys were coming over for Sunday dinner and I needed to be ready for them. I glanced at the clock as I tried to get my lazy butt out of bed; it read 10:07. I struggled from the bed, and the covers were still decent. I must have been really tired; I didn't mess up the bed after Suzie...
Something about the way she said it made me realize she wasn’t just kidding around. The tone of her voice made the hair stand up on the back of my neck. We need to talk! I started the bike and we rode down the street to the leather shop which caught our eye earlier. We talked about going in the first time we drove through town to see if they had a decent leather jacket for her. I assume that’s why she wants to go there now. The shop, in keeping with the rest of this growing and increasingly...
The Good Woman of Jerusalem by Melissa Tawn In the year 1906, when the Turkish Empire extended from the Bosporus to the Euphrates, a young widow took up residence in the Mea Shearim quarter of the holy city of Jerusalem, the center of the ultraorthodox Jewish settlement. Her name was Hannah and she was accompanied by her two-year- old daughter, Hassia. Nobody knew from where she came, and nobody knew her background, nor did she volunteer any information about her past. Hannah...
--- I Dream of Demie (MF, MFF, con, reluc, impreg, mc) by Krosis of the Collective --- I listened carefully to the homeless guy's breathing as he slept under the stained, stinky tent. Yes, ragged and slow...in this cold winter weather he wouldn't last the night. I was sure of it. I pulled out the chalk and drew the protective circle around the tent. It was difficult to get a proper circle due to how close the tent was to the wall of the alley but I did my best, making sure...
Author's Name: Lee Anne Montgomery ([email protected]) Story Title: Woman Partner (Chapter 28, Honey - Try To Understand!) ********************************************************************* This work is copyrighted to the author © 2003. Please do not remove the author information or make any changes to this story. You may post freely to non-commercial "free" sites, or in the "free" area of commercial sites. Thank you for your consideration. I look forward to, and hope...
I must confess something. If I could blow up the entire planet, with everyone and everything in it, me included, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Am I insane? Did someone do something to make me mad? Nope. This is just how I feel on a perfectly normal, mundane day. In case you’re wondering who this is, the name is Cal Thompson, short for Caleb. I was born in the City of Toronto, Ontario, to a Jamaican father and French Canadian mother. These days, I attend Seneca College, where I study police...
The Master Next DoorLauren didn’t know what was happening to her. Her body was on fire but all she felt was overwhelming pleasure. She looked around but there was only blackness. She could make out flashes of dark limbs and skin.She tried moving but a heavy force pinned her from above. Something powerful. Thrusting into her and taking her breath away. She writhed from the heat building between her legs but could do nothing as the furnace engulfed her. It was like she was being simultaneously...
Yesenia and Alma rode for a while before pulling up to the club. They got out and walked to the door. Yesenia knew the bouncer, so both girls were given wristbands that showed them to be over 21 year old. They walked into the club and looked around at the people dancing. They decided to go to the bar and sit for a while. They ordered a drink and sat on a barstool. It wasn't long before the girls were approached. "Hello. Mind if we sit with you?" the first male said. His name was Jose and...
Tessa and Ronnie stayed in touch about as much as before their unforgettable movie night. Things did not change much between them on one hand, on the other hand, nothing was the same anymore. He was now the first man to give her an orgasm, and she remembered his eyes just as well as she remembered her own name. Since her beautiful night with Ronnie, Tessa decided to give some boy “Josh,” a chance to win her heart. But, that vanished fast as he proved to be just as pushy, demanding and...
We had went down to the city to get some shopping in and decided to say over night. We went to a hotel we had used before which had suites with a separate bedroom and sitting room with doors between. It was handy when one person wanted to watch TV and the other one wanted to sleep although there was a TV in the bedroom too. We had went to bed fairly early as we had had a long day. We left theTV on when we fell asleep as it helped give some light without being too dark. Ellen, my wife, was lying...
Pepper hart is feeling strong and sexy as this athletic coed works out in the gym. Dressed in a shirt and leggings that cling to her tight body, the petite redhead goes through her routine. As she’s finishing up and at her absolute horniest, her gym partner and fuck buddy Kyle Mason arrives. Pepper wastes no time in springing Kyle’s hardon free of his pants so she can wrap her soft lifts around his stiffie and start sucking! Kyle can’t keep his eyes off Pepper as she gets to...
xmoviesforyouHiI have Just Been On Holiday With My Mum And My Younger brother.We went to turkey for 10 days In a 5 star hotel.My Mum is Called Suzanne , she is 48 , about 5 ft 9 , short light red hair , quite tanned , 38 c , decent body for her age ,hairy.About 6 german men arrived and checked into the hotel , usually at night we went for out meal because it was an all inclusive hotel, and then sat at the outdoor bar had a few drinks and listened to the live entertainment ,The day the german guys arrived...
Occasionally in passing you have seen a few different women go in and out my apartment. Today, you had to sign for a FedEx delivery for apartment A12; addressed to Allison. A few minutes ago, you saw a girl bounce up the stairs and enter the apartment, so being a good landlord, you thought you would just go up and drop off the package. You knocked on the door, I forgot to close it all the way, and it slowly creeks open on the first knock. You creep in holding the package asking if there is...
On Saturday morning I woke up early and went out for a run, I did a steady three miles, then showered and changed into my normal clothes. I then decided to go next door and see what my girlfriend had planned. I knew she had a voice class this morning, but I wanted to see if we could do something in the afternoon. When I walked in she and her Mum were sat at the kitchen table talking. “Good morning beautiful,” I announced my arrival. “Morning sweetie,” Cal replied. “Actually I meant your...
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