Boy:Ninna chapli tumba channagive
Girl:chapli tegila?
Boy:haage ninna skirt kooda channagide.,
Haven
2 years ago
Ever since I was in my teens, as far as I can remember, I was fascinated with the concept of making love to mature women or maids. After a lot of masturbating and thinking about how to go about doing it and getting away with it, I had almost come to the conclusion that it was pointless and that my fantasies would go unfulfilled, when opportunity not just knocked but slammed through the door into my life. I am from Bangalore, was preparing for my boards, which gave me a lot of opportunity to be...
2 years ago
My name is Jim, and I began my story in "A Joke," which was posted by Agena. If you haven't read that yet, please hunt it down and read it. It'll help you understand this story. Go ahead. I'll wait. In "A Joke," I was torn over what to believe about Flo, my wife of 23 years, and my jokester next-door neighbor, Roger Kubiak. Roger and his pretty, buxom wife Alice had moved into the big house next door about five years ago. In many ways we'd become pretty good friends. We were of...
2 years ago
Eric Otten and I (Raven) have been working on a true collaboration on this story. We'd like to believe that it's coming out very well. This story contains adult themes, and some graphic scenes. If you do not like this sort of thing you should not read this. The purpose of this story is not to offend as recent private e-mails to me have implied. The copyright is the possessed by the authors alone. there should be no reposting, etc., without the express consent of the...
3 years ago
‘It was just a joke.’ she told me and he tried to back her up, but my perception of the whole episode was such that I couldn’t believe her. It was so real at the time and they didn’t have any way of proving it hadn’t happened or that maybe that it had happened for real before. If my perception was that they did it and I couldn’t believe that it was just a joke then I couldn’t live with my wife of 23 years anymore. I guess I’d better tell you the story so you can understand my dilemma. Just the...
4 years ago
The Joke By Margaret Jeanette Sonia Livingston was going over last month's report. The company had done better than it had ever done before. Her eight women had done a great job and were setting things up to grow some more. She marveled at how her husband, Jerry had done the report so it was easy to read. He had the office next to hers and he took care of all the financial matters. Her happiness was interrupted when Katie Swanson came in. Katie was obviously upset and sat down...
4 years ago
"It was just a joke." she told me and he tried to back her up, but my perception of the whole episode was such that I couldn't believe her. It was so real at the time and they didn't have any way of proving it hadn't happened or that maybe that it had happened for real before. If my perception was that they did it and I couldn't believe that it was just a joke then I couldn't live with my wife of 23 years anymore. I guess I'd better tell you the story so you can understand my dilemma....
4 years ago
What Started As A Joke My name is John, and I'm going to tell you about what went on at a Saint Patrick's day party. But to do that I have to go back about a week or so. You see I work at a company with several attractive women, and I've been working with the same women for several years now. And when you spend more time with people you work with, you learn some intimate details about them. On a normal afternoon Stephanie, a blonde girl I work with who has a nice pair of breasts on her,...
3 years ago
in the World * * * Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out...
2 years ago
in the World * * * Lost in the Desert So, there's a man crawling through the desert. He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, got lost, hit a big rock, and then he couldn't get it started again. There were no cell phone towers anywhere near, so his cell phone was useless. He had no family, his parents had died a few years before in an auto accident, and his few friends had no idea he was out...
2 years ago
I have been going through a terrible time for so many years.I can't go into details about what happened to me, because I'm not supposed to.One day I will tell my wives about it. One day we will all lie in bed together and talk of the things I suffered.But allow me to describe those many sexual events in a poetic way.It was like being in a plane piloted by a fool. A girl. He parents are the best of their generation. I was still a baby when they were making history.They could not accept that...
3 years ago
Valentine's Day: the day of roses and hearts and chocolates and romantic candlelit dinners. When people proposed marriage and professed undying love. Arabella sighed, staring unseeing into her bowl of cornflakes as they succumbed to their milky grave and turned to soggy goop. Funny how a date on a calendar could open the pit of despair that lived somewhere near her stomach. It had to be near her stomach. She'd been reasonably hungry until she'd noticed the date and the pit opened. Her...
2 years ago
I have to disagree with you. Race is not a real problem these days. Nothing compared to what it was years ago, certainly. And it was a lot worse than that before my time, from what I have read and heard from people -- black or white -- who are older than I am. There are people who make their living by stirring others up, so there is still conflict, but most of us get along pretty well. The races often lead separate lives, but what do you want? And there are a lot of exceptions...
4 years ago
"Mmmh ooh, good morning master. Please allow your slut please you," sighed a soft voice that came from somewhere underneath the sheets of his giant bed. Her hushed pleas woke the maniacal jester up by gently humming him awake, cheeping like a pretty little songbird's charming song. One whose whorish tongue was busy licking his funny bone. He felt the girl's hot breath as her spit began to cloak him. The way she was whispering and whimpering was all transferred through her tongue, expressing so...
4 years ago
It started off as a joke, one of those throw away comments after receiving a Text Messenger Video.The image of all those cocks swinging from side to side obviously triggered a spark inside her head, as the team of twenty guys ran around a track beside a large field. The size and lengths of their cocks was impressive, especially when the camera zoomed in for a close up of the main group and showed their long and thick cock shafts bouncing off one thigh across to the other, with each stride.A...
Bisexual
4 years ago
Cigarettes, gotta love em. least ways I do. Without them I couldn't make a living. While most families make well under 10,000 a year, half a million is a bad year for me, and 1st class food and lodgings comes with the job. I help people quit smoking the easy way, without any of the unpleasantness of nicotine withdraw. That's a good thing, with any form of tobacco illegal in 37 states, and in the 15 that do allow you to smoke, the permit costs over 5,000 credits a year. Getting caught...
3 years ago
**Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay** Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ? Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai … **Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!** Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain! Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge? Boy:bilkul nahi! Girl:to phir rehne do… **Itnay saray bachay aik sath** Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road...
2 years ago
joker: "Ok pronounce.. M.A.C. D.O.U.G.L.E.S.S" fool: "Its pronounced MacDougless" joker: "Ok now pronouce M.A.C. D.O.U.B.L.E." fool: "Ok MacDouble" joker: "Last one now pronouce M.A.C. H.I.N.E " fool: "Ok MacHine" (sounds like mac hind) joker: Points at old house phone and says "Now what is that?" fool: "An answering machine" joker: "Ok now spell machine" fool: "Ok? M.A.C.H.I.N.E. " joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC...
2 years ago
The rest of the winter, starting right after New Year's Day, the weather turned unseasonably cold. The deep muddy ruts had formed when there was a thaw and then froze up again. They were so deep Pa could let go of the steering wheel and the old truck seemed to steer itself. Although the county commissioners had decided to grade the road smooth in the springtime there was little to be done when it was so cold like it was right then. Even though it was the middle of the week we had little we...
2 years ago
So off I went down town to the porn shop. As I went in they checked my ID and I asked them which way there pocket pussies were. I walked up to the shelf and started to sort through them visually, occasionally touching one to feel the texture. I soon realized after talking to the cashier that they didn’t have the pocket pussy I wanted and all the others were 4 times the price. That’s when I saw a different kind of toy that cost just less than two of my toys for my brother and I. The name...
4 years ago
Der Himmel über Gotham City verdunkelt sich, ein Gewitter zieht auf. Bedrohlich grollt es zwischen den schwarzen Wolken, als plötzlich ein Blitz nieder saust und einen großen Baum in zwei Teile zerlegt. Die Luft riecht verbrannt, Rauch breitet sich aus und liegt schwer auf der Zunge. Brennende Äste stürzen auf das kleine Wachhäuschen am Eingang des Arkham Asylums. Gelächter, Schreie und Wimmern dringt aus dem Inneren der Anstalt. Plötzlich Schüsse und das Splittern von Glas. Ein Schatten...
4 years ago
Introduction: Quick little jokes/comebacks. As confused as a infant in a titty bar.As confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market.Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?A. A navel.Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.Q. Why did god create Adam...
3 years ago
One day God called Adam to him and said: "Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?""The good news," replied Adam."Well, the good news is I gave you a penis and a brain.""OK.." said Adam warily. "And what's the bad news?""I only gave you enough blood to operate one at time."Why are men so bad at sex and driving?Because the bastards always pull out with no thought of who else might be coming.What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
4 years ago
I played football my freshmen year but had quit because i though the coach was an ass. I was working out usually in the gym in my school, to get in shape ( i was never the skinniest on the team). I was hanging out with my friends getting changed in the locker room. I am about 6 feet tall and 150 pounds with a lot of muscle. I have some stomach flab but abs are coming through. I have bright blue eyes and brown hair. My name is Ethan. The way the locker room is set up in my school is it has...
4 years ago
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they struck up a conversation. The Black Labrador turned to the yellow Labrador and said >> " So why are you here ? " The yellow Lab replied, " I'm a pisser. I piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the k**s. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed." The black Lab said, " So what?s the vet going to do ? " " Gonna cut my nuts off " came the reply from the yellow Lab. "They...
4 years ago
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
3 years ago
A MOTHER AND SON WAS WALK DOWN THE ROAD THE MOTHER SAW A SEX HOUSE SHE TURNED TO HER SON AND SAID DON'T U EVER GO IN THERE. HE GOES OK MOM. ONE DAY JUST WALKING HOME AND HE CAME PASS THE SEX HOUSE THIS SMOKING HOT BLONDE SAYS DO U WANNA COME IN HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS SHE GOES I WONT TELL. HE GOES ALRIGHT THEN SO HE GOES IN. SHE SAYS DO U WANT TO GO UP STAIRS HE SAYS I CAN'T I CAN'T MY MAM SAYS. SHE SAYS I WONT TELL. SO HE SAYS ALRIGHT. SO THEY GO UP AND THE SAYS TO WANNA HAVE SEX...
4 years ago
3 men die on xmas eve, to get into heaven st peter says u must have sumthing on u that represents xmas, the english man flicks a lighter and says its a candle, st peter lets him pass,, welsh man pulls out a set of keys and jingles them and says they r bells, st peter lets him pass, the irish man pulls out a G string and st peter says how the fuck do they represent xmas?? Paddy said they're carols
4 years ago
Little Johnny's teacher got up in front of the class and announced they were going to play a guessing game! The teacher said, "I have something behind my back. It's red in color and round. It's soft, but it's hard."Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, it's a red rubber ball." The teacher said, "No Johnny, it's an apple, but I like the way that you think."The teacher grabbed another object and put it behind her back. "I have something behind my back. It's orange in color and round. It's...
2 years ago
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want...
3 years ago
One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred pounds just to see one."Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred pounds! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He...
2 years ago
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of...
3 years ago
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of...
4 years ago
litlle girl and his father in the park!girl; look dady the dog's fucking!dady; do'not see there,i'ts not for you!!girl; i' know,buth make me so hard..........
4 years ago
Our professors had zero grasp of the real world. Absolutely none. Plan a construction project and don't save funding for the Union bosses, the building inspectors, even the cop on the beat? Everyone wants their vigorish. Nothing will pass if there's even anything left to work with when the cop looks the other way. No bribes for the Union ... your plumbing pipe goes missing, even the carpenters NAILS are gone. Or someone "accidentally" sprays water on them and they rust ... since you...
2 years ago
The Story I’m going to tell you is about Love, Lust, and Fucking your Best Friend. Of course… it never does start out that simply, does it? I was cursing every force in the universe that had gone into creating HER, every sexual urge, every ungodly act, every evolutionary leap that had brought about her existence. I cursed the ground she strode upon, the air she exhaled, the very sky above her, that was about her through no fault of it’s own. To hate the sky, what a thing to do! And all over...
2 years ago
Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls?A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells niceQ: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks! Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A: By becoming a ventriloquist!Q: How do you kill a circus clown?A: Go for the juggler!Q: Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?A: Because he overdosed on viagra!Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come (cum) in a bottle?A: Because his wife died!Q:...
4 years ago
Introduction: These are funny,perverted, and just wrong all at the same time.A Penis StudyIn 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, Stanford decided to do their own study. After three years of research and $250,000.00, they concluded that the reason was to give...
1 year ago
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221." # 8 A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the...
2 years ago
So a plane is about to take off and all of the passengers have settled into their seats, and an air stewardess is giving a demonstration on how to use the floatation devices and the pilot is giving his usual spiel through the intercom. "We'll be traveling at 35,000 feet today at a speed of 575 miles per hour..." He finishes saying this and then, without realizing the intercom is still on, turns to his co-pilot and says, "You know what I could really use right about now? A nice hot cup of coffee...
2 years ago
Wife to her husband: janu meri blouse utaro.. AB aisa karo mera ghaghra bhi utaro. Ab dono undergarments bhi utaar do. Aur khabardar Jo aaj k baad mere kapde pehne to Ek Aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke doctor ke paas gayi aur boli, Kya mere pati ko viagra tum ne di thi? Dr: Ji Memsaab. Lady: Toh Madarchod, CHOOT bhi apni BIWI ki hi deni thi na…!!! TEACHER: 1 drop of sperm is equal to 100 drops of blood. STUDENT: To fir miss aap hamara khoon kyon chusti hai, direct Lund chuso na.. Saali: Mini...
3 years ago
The producer and director had been in several conferences over the day. Money, time and whom they could get to replace Michael were the issues. The producer's backers had been very upset. It was the fact that Michael had been murdered that had upset them. The money, extra time needed hadn't fazed them a bit. That was odd but the director and producer didn't question their good fortune. After he hung up, the producer and director tried to come up with actors that might be available and...
4 years ago
Off to the pub we go eating dinner drinking doing shots. Having my fair share we called a cab for a ride to take us to the night club. There was a bunch of us 12 or 15. Mixed crowd was out misc coworkers. To my surprise as I was standing in line ordering drinks as my wife was chatting with a friend beside me but oblivious to the young hawty stands a little closer to me then needs as she turn to say something to me her hand touch my arm ever so gently. She whispered in my ear as her hottt...
2 years ago
Having been to the beautician for a full body and face wax I check into the hotel to prepare. The suite consists of a large living room and a comfortable bedroom with a large bathroom. The bedroom has a nice dressing table with mirror and stool. A full length mirror is adjacent. The king size bed is of an older style with metal barred head and framed foot. The living room has a soft leather couch, occasional tables, a desk with cane based chair with arms, and all the usual hotel comforts.I...
3 years ago
Guess who… Hi out there, my name is Kate and I want to tell you a story that happenedto me some days ago. I am living together with two of my friends, Sue and Annie, in a small flatin the middle of a small town down in the south. The flat is just big enough for the three of us, withevery one of us having her own room and a big living room in the center ofthe flat. But back to my story: First you have to know that I regularly participate in self-bondage becauseI love the feelings it gives me,...
2 years ago
I awoke with a start. My head was pounding like a jackhammer and my mouth was drier than the desert, but packed to capacity with something. The room was pitch dark, and I felt like I was standing up, only I wasn't, if that makes sense. "Mmmff!" I called out round whatever was blocking my mouth. I tried to move but found I couldn't: that was when I began to panic. I could feel I had my hands on my hips but I couldn't move them, or indeed any part of my body! "MMmmmMMPH! MMF!" I...
1 year ago
Spunky blonde slut Sarah Vandella looks sensational in sheer lingerie and stylish high heels. She flaunts her pre-plugged sphincter for director Mike Adriano, who welcomes the cock-hungry babe with an anal tongue fuck. The adorable girl displays her perky tits during an intense blow jog, slobbering over Mike’s thick shaft and deeply rimming his ass! Sarah spanks her pussy and fondles her furry bush amid a boisterous butt fuck; sucks cock ass-to-mouth and her bunghole gapes graphically....
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
hai frds i am new to this site sorry in spelling mistake i am study my second year i am eighteen year old my first sex exp with mom i am only son to my parents my father is bussiness man he want to for outof hyderabad for 15days those day i did not went to college for 15 days when i was in first year my frds ask me did u sex with ur mom i said no did u have yes we should do first exp with mom they teach us how to do start sex i said ok and went home i want sex with mom those days my...
1 year ago
The curvaceous Amalia Davis returns to www.private.com today in Private Specials, Young Beauties 2 and this time she’s taking on stud Willy Regal in a hot fuck you simply cannot afford to miss! With her big ass, big natural tits, and sexy Russian charm, Amalia proves why Private teens are the best around as she wastes no time treating her man to a blowjob and hot titfuck. Then watch and enjoy as this voluptuous babe puts her curves to work in a spectacular fuck that has her riding, grinding,...
xmoviesforyou
3 years ago
Hello all, my name is Abhi and this is my second story in Indian sex stories. I am 30 years old virgin (fact) and as I said in my previous sex story I am a working professional and I do body massage as a hobby in my free time. Any girls or ladies want to have body massage mail me at For those who want to read my first story time: () After I posted my first story abt body massage with a descent client, I received an email from a reader asking for details about my services. Frankly, I do...
4 years ago
This is an original fictional story, this takes place around 8pm, Diana is about 23 and Leo is 25.----------------Diana had always loved to surprise her boyfriend, Leo. She had been horny all day and decided that she was going to fuck him good tonight. She slipped on her favorite set of lingerie, a lace thong with matching bra- both light lavender. She grabbed her white satin robe and left it open. She started to hear Leo pulling into the driveway; she ran to the door and stood in front of it...
4 years ago
After they dine and another drink, the four head back to the bed for round three. Donald on his stomach, his face in Emma’s twat, which is, as always, wet and ready. Sasha and Joseph are at each of his sides. As Donald licks and pleasures Emma, which is so nice to do, the other couple begin to massage, caress, kiss, lick, and suck, all over his bodyThe massage they are giving Donald over his shoulders and down his back is added with the running of Sasha’s and Joseph’s tongues down his spine...
Love Stories
2 years ago
Past gatherings of the Order of the Love Monk had never been like this. There had been tears, but usually they were tears of happiness or joy or ecstasy. Solemn words were spoken, but never for this purpose, and never interrupted by sobs. People touched each other, but never a hand heavily placed on a shoulder to try to bring comfort. Hugs were common, but never so desperately comforting. And unlike other gatherings, there was no one leading. In a sense the leader was dead, but Brother...
1 year ago
Yesterday, I was up at the cross in Ventura CA, and I saw this guy parked and out of his car, standing by my favorite cruise spots. I parked and walked up to him and he turned and walked towards the bushes. I followed him to underneath a big tree, we stopped and I asked if he wanted to walk up the hill further, he nodded and followed me up to a spot where there is a rug layed out hidden under a tree limb that you can lean against or hold on to. From this spot you can look out to the left to see...
Gay
2 years ago
I'd never been with anyone who was just so damn Hot before. Blonde, cute nose, big eyes, fantastic tight ass, beautiful, near-fucking-perfect tits (unenhanced). And she seemed to really, really want me. Could this really be my lucky day?Ok, we were more than slightly drunk. And we had all the shenanigans of getting out of the party without anyone noticing we were going together, seeing as we both had proper, back-home partners. But holy shit, here she was undressing right before my very eyes in...
4 years ago
“One collapsed lung, a fractured tibia, and compression injuries to the spinal cord,” Doctor Evans said as she circled Jaeger’s bed with a tablet computer in her hand. “All things considered, you’re lucky that you didn’t sustain more severe injuries, ejecting at the speed that you did.” “Thought we lost you there for a while, buddy,” Baker said as he leaned against a nearby bulkhead. “I saw your Beewolf go down, but I didn’t see your chute pop.” “Am I ... on the Rorke?” Jaeger asked,...
1 year ago
Blonde Ashlee has been renting a beach front apartment for the past few months. She loves it – but even more so she loves the landlord. He is so helpful, with an added bonus of being really hot. On particular day when she is taking a shower, he returns to the apartment to pick up something he has left there, managing to catch her in the shower. She is so embarrassed at first, but admits that she has been having inappropriate thoughts about him. When she drops her towel to unveil her hot...
xmoviesforyou
2 years ago
"Jane Saunders says you have a big cock!" Blurted my sister Sally as she burst into the kitchen."What?" I exclaimed reeling in shock as I had never heard my sister talk of anything sexual."You screwed her, didn't you?" "Who told you that?" I stalled playing for time trying to find my bearings in unknown territory. Was it really my little sister saying this?"She did, she said you gave her the anti-virginity booster jab injection and fucked her brains out!"Every time Sis used a word...
Incest
4 years ago
We had been talking over the internet for way too long. He had kept me very interested with hot cybersex, camming and sending me pictures of his big black dick in the middle of the day.He told me that he would be in town and my pussy immediately started to twitch (which it did EVERY time I talked to him)I booked a room in a hotel in a city a few miles from where I lived so I wouldn't have to worry about running into anyone I knew (especially my husband).He told me he would pick me up at 7 for...