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Ang left work, completely pissed off, her boss, Sarah, having been a bitch all day long, giving her one shit job after another. She thought she had been hired to take care of the monkey exhibit at the local zoo but so far all she had done was clean up elephant shit and work in the kitchen cutting up raw meat for the tiger exhibit. Her boss really had it out for her she decided. She seemed nice enough at first, showing her around the zoo and telling her what her duties would be eventually. She knew that she would probably have to pitch in doing things for the other exhibits but in the week she had been there she had not even seen a monkey, never mind worked with them. She decided that when she went to work the next day she would have a talk with her boss and let her know that while she was glad to help out with anything that needed to be done, she was very eager to get down to the job she was hired to do. With that in mind, she felt much better about the whole situation and was very excited the next morning to get back to work.
The next morning she got to work bright and early, ready to have a heart to heart with Sarah and le her know that she was more than willing to help out but that she wanted so much to get to work with the monkeys as she had been hired to do. First thing Sarah called her over and told her that the stalls in the elephant exhibit had to be raked out. She held her tongue and said “sure I can do that but we need to talk after”. Sarah assured her that they would have a talk when she was done. When Ang finished she went straight to Sarah’s office, finding her at her desk crying.
I was standing in a corner of Miserere Park, with a cigarette in my hand that I had lit up a few minutes ago. It wasn’t cold, but there was a cool breeze that felt nicely on my face. Sunset was over, all the street lights were already turned on. I was leaning against a street light post, while slowly absorbing the nicotine, not in a hurry, enjoying every puff. My eyes were going from one place to another in that area. I was always surprised by the kind of creatures that hang around there or...
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Look at that tight little ass, I thought as the waiter came over and poured coffee in my cup. the bulge in his jeans gave me good reason to compliment his uniform. ‘Those are some nice jeans, my dear’, I told him. ‘are the uniforms furnished here?’ ‘Ah thanks’, he smiled, showing off sparkling white teeth, ‘ no madam, they only supply the tee shirt.’ He looked at me like a virgin entering college. ‘Would you like a little cream’, he asked. (come home with me and I’ll give you all...
Before I left ABE restoration, we had decided to remove the rear bed of the truck to get rid of the damage. The plan was to used a cutting torch and a crowbar. The manager of the company told me he could replace the damaged the bed with a different one easy enough, but he had to straighten the frame. He promised me that It would drive straight afterward. I went back to the chicken house after my meeting with ABE. Lucy and I had dinner in town that night. I put my ragged hair into a pony tail...
So this happened a couple of years ago when i was on vacation in Thailand. This is 100% a true story. For reference i am about 5’8” around 180lbs fair skin black hair with a athletic build body. Im not the hottest guy around but definitely attractive and can get a girls attention.So one night around 10pm i was wandering around the streets just to see what goes. All the normal foot traffic is gone at this point only the party people and clubs are open. Im not really into the club scene so i...
It has been an eventful evening, and a very enjoyable one much to my surprise. But it’s getting late. I stood up, intending to dress and return to my suite. I no sooner got to my feet, however, than I thought, “What the hell am I thinking!” I ordered Don to clean up the bottles and glasses and then join us in the bedroom. I pulled Kylie to her feet, picked up her diaries and ordered her to lead the way to her bedroom. I followed her upstairs, a very pleasant experience in itself. The way her...
I always felt like I was in the ocean swimming against the tide on a bleak, dark night. Snorting drugs between walks on the runway probably isn’t the way I should deal with my depression, but it’s the only thing that enables me to do this modeling thing at all. I’m introverted, shy, and maybe even aloof. I often see that Valentino dickhead snorting in the dressing room, too. When he’s not busy snorting Oxy or kissing his own muscles he’s bragging about how he’s going to be in the next Lars von...
Were at a party together getting drunk. its a warm stary summer night. I walk up to u grab ur ass giving u a kiss. I wisper in ur ear telling u how beautiful u are and that I want u right now. U grab my dick through my jeans saying let's do it. I take ur hand in mine leading u through the house taking u out side. I grab a blanket as we walk out into the yard where we can't be seen. I lay u down on top of the blanket climbing on top of u I start kissing ur neck u spread ur legs as u grab my ass...
The final lines of Boroughs spilled from his lips as a black haired girl finally closed her eyes on his lap. She took in a breath and let it out in a barely audible sigh that told him that her body has now resting. Sitting the novel on a nightstand constructed of glass and metal gargoyles, slowly he untangled himself from sheets the color of indigo. He held her head and slowly drew from beneath her as he moved from the large open canopy bed donning the same gargoyles as the nightstand. She made...
Part 1 – Red (continued) Chapter 8 This was a mistake… Ice crunched beneath the tires as we came to a halt before the wrought iron gates guarding the little lane up to Mr. Caine’s house. Why are you here, Penny? You don’t know a goddamn thing about this man. My breath was shallow. Peter does… I stared at my knees, but could still feel his eyes on me, icy and unrelenting. And he told you flat out to stay the hell away. I listened as he lowered his window, pressed half a dozen numbers on the...
Working for the escort agency gave me a new lease of life. At 26 years of age I was looking for something different having become a little stale working as the manager of a retail outlet. I have always taken pride in my appearance and workout at the Gym on a regular basis. I know I am very attractive to women; I have been blessed with classic good looks, I am tall, my hair is black and my body is trim. I possess those chiselled looks that women value so much. Women often reinforce the fact that...
CuckoldHi all, we are a happy couple with a 5 year old child. We still have an extraordinary sex life. My age is 31 with light brown colour and with a decent body, at least no fat on my belly. My wife is 26 and though she has started to gain weight but still she is very attractive. We are still horny all the time like a newly-wed couple. But the heroine of this story is not my wife, but her mother and my lovely mother-in-law. My MIL is 41 years old. She had done child marriage as part of those old...
IncestCaroline and Mr. White - Part ThreeIt was a few weeks after Mr. White and I had finally made love before another opportunity presented itself for us to get together, though I didn’t recognize it as an opportunity at the time. I had decided, even though it was a warm summer Saturday, to bake some chocolate chip cookies for my family. I had baked them from time to time using ready made dough but this time I was going to try to make them from scratch. Somehow I misread the recipe book and made a...
Straight Sex‘What the hell do you think you are’ I just lay there not knowing what to say and I am sure going very red under my make up. ……….. I will go back many years and start at an earlier age. For as long as I can remember I have cross dressed, always in private, without my partners or girlfriends knowing, totally in the closet, and when dressed I often practised self bondage, used dildos on myself, especially before wanking. I enjoyed shaving when I could, had the usual purges, it has...
Die Geschichte beginnt im Sommer auf einem ganz gewöhnlichen Parkplatz in einem Industriegebiet irgendwo in Deutschland. Etwas abseits der großen Supermärkte zwischen einem Schnellimbiss, einem Getränkemarkt und einer Spielehalle gelegen stehen um die Mittagszeit nur eine Handvoll Autos auf dem Parkplatz herum. Ein paar ungepflegt wirkende Männer in Lederklamotten sitzen gemütlich ihre Zigaretten rauchend und Bier trinkend vor der Spielehalle auf einer Sitzbank und unterhalten sich dabei. Da...
I had been with Tim for almost two months, he had taken me on as his sub My usual week he would come to me Friday evening, and stay the night he bought his washing for me to do , I would cook his meals bath him and massage him , after he left I would iron his clothes ready to pick up Saturday evening He liked d to spank and cane me, he bought one of his friends round it was the first time I was spit roasted it was heaven, he had bought me a dog collar and leash , another thing he liked to do...
I have another mans cum on my underpants and some cum in my pubic hair. I was on my way home and i fancied some cock. I w@nk£d his thick c0ck off. At times I wanked both our cocks off, sandwiched together in my hand. That mutual pleasure seemed to take him by surprise.He seemed to like it. It was only then he would look down at our cocks together. And only then would he meet my eye. Otherwise he would look around as if aloof from another man wanking him off. It was in contrast to him, minutes...
After my husband practically ****d me after watching me seduce our 17 year old neighbor who is also our new pool buy, I could not wait to see the young teen. It wasn’t until Monday afternoon that I had my first chance to talk to Otto. I told him what happened when Jerry got home and how he sexually attacked me because he was so turned on by my seduction of him and the blowjob. Then I told Otto that Jerry wanted me to have sex with him the next time he comes to clean the pool and that he will...
Prelude: Economy Flight Author’s Note: This short section is largely a repeat of the end of How [K]itten Met [T]eddybear. If you have read that story, you can skip this chapter. *** Depart: 9:20 a.m., Arrive: 12:05 a.m. Sat, May 26 Philadelphia (PHL),Los Angeles, CA (LAX) Travel Time: 5 hr 45 mn Distance: 3,406 miles Flight: IT641 Aircraft: Airbus A301 Class: Economy Meal: For purchase Sean: Every girl supposedly dreams of her wedding. I had no such illusions about Sheila, but I...
Josh Meadows, 18, shaggy blonde hair, blue eyes, light skin 28 years in prison Tattoo of Miss Rebecca Stevens, 33 - blonde hair, blue eyes, porcelain skin James Carter, 52 - previous corrections officer Marcus Hooper, 23 - black inmate Berry flavoured tea Tuesday 4th March, 2020; 09:59 "Good morning, Josh," Miss Stevens chirped as I stepped into her office once more. "Morning." I shrugged in reply, my eyes still a bit bleary - but open wide enough to catch the impending look...
I'm not one to mull over decisions once I've made them. I didn't sleep much that night. Instead, I did a lot of thinking. That taken care of, I knew it was time to take action on my decisions. The next morning, I called my girlfriend Sheila and had her meet me at a nearby park on the bay front. I thanked her for some fun times then said I wanted to break up with her. She was furious and then admitted she had been unhappy for a while, thinking us an imperfect match. I pointed out that no...
PATRICK (Wednesday 12/7) I got Val rinsed off then washed her with a little soap around her crotch. She was a rag doll. I'd helped her and Mom with some baby-sitting before, and Val was just like the tiny babies -- only with an additional 140 pounds or so! Val's not a slender little willow by any stretch. She's my height, 5' 8" by now and big-boned. Usually, "big-boned" is a politically-correct way of saying, "fat," but fat she was not. Her shoulders were almost as broad as mine...
crazy Academy of perfect pussies "The cCrazy Academy of perfect pussies "The principle that"I present to you, my name is Dani am 35 years old and works as a teacher of mixed martial arts and personal trainer in a gym that I too with a friend. I am divorced for four years and have a daughter, a girl Noe treasure just turned 13 years old, who besides being a beautiful green eyes, hair blacks and a lot 'of the body where you look from his mother, he is kind and friendly as few.It all started one...
You don't have to read my story, Soapy Bubbles, but this is a continuation of it... Hope you enjoy it!Something wakes me from my slumber, disturbs me, but I do not feel upset. My body is warm, I'm snuggled under the duvet and not yet ready to be dragged from sleep. I feel a touch, fingers feathering the length of my hip. I've been waiting for you, I've missed you.Mmm what's that? An arm snakes underneath me while the other slips between my arm and my side, fingers rubbing the silky material of...
Love StoriesChapter 1Shaun couldn’t help but admire the body of his girlfriend, Amanda. Her long blonde curly locks flowed down to the middle of her naked back as she buried her face in the pillows of her bed while moaning into them. Shaun kneeled behind her, grabbing her slim hips as he pushed his cock in and out of her. He loved the contrast of his black cock against her round white ass, though he wished it wasn’t muted by the translucency of the condom he wore. Amanda hammered her fist into the bed...
Mind ControlIt had been a long day and she was tired and the motion of the bus relaxed her. She caught herself dozing every now and then she changed position in the seat to try to stay alert. A smooth stretch of road calmed her body and soon she was dozing off. A sudden jolt as the bus hit a pothole caused her to jump. She looked around and looked at her watch it was 5:00 pm. Why did it seem like this bus ride was taking forever she wondered. Emily's eyes began to get heavy again and an extended blink...
"Kevin, I new your help. I dropped off Valerie at the school for her soccer game and I just got called into work. Can you go to the school and wait for the game to finish? bring her to my house and just look after her for a bit. I really need ya man." "No worry's, I'm on it" I replied as I looked out the window to see it pouring rain. I grabbed a large umbrella and headed off to the game. I put the wipers on full blast the whole way to the school. I thought to myself that with the...
Deidre Icke trembled as she knelt before her son, offering herself up as a sacrifice to buy time to allow more people of the Institute to evacuate. She hoped they wouldn’t get ensnared by her son’s mind-control powers. Already, the poor twins, Mindy and Cindy, knelt before him, the two sixteen-year-old girls staring up at him. Deidre squeezed her tits, fingers kneading her large tits. She was naked, a collar about her throat, a leash dangling behind her. “Watch and understand the truth,...
hi frens i am 27 yrs old from nepal and i work in consultancy we have 4 staff in office 3female and 1 male me since working with the female got me so excited to see them nude. i use to think of what if i can fuck her in the office.Among three of them one name sunita who have very sexy look , height 5’6” and figure , 36-24-28, as we do have our office dress guys wearing suit and pants where girls should wear skirts , she used to wear short skirts that always helps me to erect my cock. i used to...
“Butterfly I want you over here on your back legs spread wide” As I move in front of Daddy he explained “your not to move Butterfly, no matter what, if I see your hips leave the floor ill take you over my knee and I’m not sure when ill let you touch that pussy of yours again. Do you understand” “Yes Daddy” I answered as I settled in one leg on each side of his chair. Arms resting under my head. As Daddy watched the game he slowly every so lightly moved his foot up and down my...
Billy,you wanted to know what I got up to so here is what happened to me to turn me into a slut wife. two weeks after we started living together my boss asked me to come n a work trip with him to Melbourne . there was a symposium on work related stuff. . you remember driving me to the Airport?. well we arrived in Melbourne and got a hire car to the hotel, my room was next to his with a connecting door...
Now if I had to award a second place prize for the next choicest skirt decorating the room, it would have to be a coin flip between Skulda the Valkyrie Warrior-Maiden or the Green Canary. The others? Who could tell really, under all of those cowls, hoods, masks and full bodysuits. They could have all been dolls or drudges ... who could tell? The Norse babe had it all; youth, a crisp Nordic face with big blue eyes, long braided blonde hair and more than a hint of well-nourished cleavage under...
It was about three weeks later. Claudia and I had had our kiss and makeup session. She knew she was wrong to say those things in such a hurtful manner. I had faced my fears, and finally confessed that the things she had said were actually true. So we went back to being best friends. My camp friend Justin called me. He was tall, good looking, and one of the most fascinating and coolest people I had ever met. He wanted to get together, go to dinner and a movie or something. So I told him to...
Koolboy ka Bhopal Se salam.MAin hattakatta ghabru jawan hu kyunki mujhe games ka saukh hai. My height is 5’8. My email id : This is the2 part of my story “My First Sex With Receptionist”. Hope you all like it. I am waiting for your responses. Please send responses on and any girl or auntie want to make friendship or relation with me please mail on my email id: Jaisa ki aapne meri pehali story mai pada hi hoga ki amrita ke saath sex karne ke baad hum dono nange hi ek saath so gaye. Mai uske...
mizuki aiko, a 18 year old college student, was attending her local swimming club at her school. She enjoyed it a lot. She didn't need the lessons but she got free access to a pool since the local swimming pool chardged her visit. "ahh, when I get home i got some stuff to do. Groceries to get" mizuki said as she undress and walked into shower, leaving her towel and clothes on the bench. As usual she was the last one to leave... Or so she thought. mizuki couldn't hear anything when she was in...
After a couple of hours Lewis awoke, refreshed but a little hungry. He made a quick check on Anna and found her still asleep. She must have worn herself out sucking his cock. He knew she would be hungry as well when she woke up, so he headed off to cook something for them both. When he returned, tray of food in hand, Anna was waking up. The smell of cooking food had awakened her. Lewis took off the cuffs and let her go to the bathroom. She was staving and quickly ate the meal Lewis prepared....
This likely sounds pure fantasy, but I assure you the only thing I changed are the names involved. The setting is the same weapons storage area that another incident happened at, the difference eas this happened during the late winter of 1967 in November. Again it involved two dog handlers and their alsatians and myself. This time all had been quiet so the dog handlers took shelter in an old guard house overlooking a fence line that had originally been built by the Nazis during World War II,...
For the next several weeks, Gayle and I tried to meet for lunch, as often as we could. Sometimes our schedules didn't match, but most of the time, we were able to still find time to talk, either by way of the phone late at night or email during the day. And, with each passing day, with each conversation and email message I received from her, I wanted to be with her even more. Whenever the phone rang, I instantly dashed over and snatched it up, hoping to hear her voice. Likewise, whenever I...
Caught getting fucked from by roommate!Ok for those who haven't read my previous stories some quick background info:I live with 2 roommates a guy "Sam" and a girl "Nicky"I have a girlfriend "Sue" who doesn't live with me but is always around. Recently me and my girlfriend started trying out new things in bed which led me to become a bottom for Sam and Nicky became my mistress, also Sam sleeps with my girlfriend from time to time with me sometimes watching.It's a pretty long story but it was the...
Dani’s New Life Ch. 08b by Lauries Husband © (If you haven’t already, please read Dani’s New Life — Parts 1, 2, 3, 4a, 4b, 5, 6, 7, and 8A. This will make much more sense if you do…) * Having dried off after her memorable shower with Tami, her twenty-three year-old lover and protégé, Dani Evans, the twenty-eight year-old Harvard-educated lawyer, Chief Legal Counsel and Corporate Vice President of a very successful software company, dressed in the tight blue jeans and T-shirt that her Master,...
HOW VERY TRUE! My mum used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread butter on bread on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting e.Coli Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake or at the beach instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then. We all took PE ... And...
Luxuriating in what would be an otherwise horrible experience for most, she kneeled on her hard wooden perch, bound, tied, and gagged. Her only clothing was a severe leather waist-cincher that had a strap running from front to rear, firmly holding a pair of very large dildos in her ass and pussy. Her muscles screamed from lactation caused by the arm-binder that stretched her shoulders to near breaking. The leather neck-corset that was so tightly laced, prevented her from moving her head and...
BDSMWe fell asleep in each others arms. It was already dark when I opened my eyes and found Grandma looking at me, smiling sweetly just like the old days, except for her beautiful feminine body, attracting full attention from my eyes, brain and manhood again. 'You slept so well, reminds me of the early days when you first came to me. I tucked you in and watched you fall asleep.' 'Yes of course Grandma, I remember like yesterday. You were the one that comforted me when I was so scared and...
Copyrite Aussie Greg [email protected] We picked up my Filipina future bride Enri Tanquezon at Tullamarine Airport, Melbourne. There was myself, the Elephant Man and his 23 yr old wife Virley, Wozza (Warrick) and his 19 yr old wife Anecita (that is going by her passport which said she was18 when she came here, and it cost him USD1000 for each yr the official in the Philippines added to her age on the document, and it cost him 5000 - do your own maths) who in her one year stay in...
It's Saturday night and I'm watching my beautiful young wife making a few final adjustments to her appearance before we go to a party being hosted by her boss and his wife at their home.She's wearing yet another new dress, one of dozens that she's bought since starting her job as the personal assistant to the managing director of a property management company.Until recently, she wouldn't have looked twice at this type of dress but suddenly it's become one of her favourite styles. It's a long,...
CuckoldTuesday, June 29, 1971 The knock on my door woke me. I opened the door to find Ileana, Nicky, and Adriana with a Blair House staffer pushing a cart with my hanging clothes for this evening. I could see that they had been pressed since arriving from New York. Ileana was also carrying a leather bound case, slightly bigger than a breadbox. They immediately began laying out my clothes for the evening as Nicky ran her hand over my chin. "I don't think he'll need to shave again," she told...
inspired by a PM conversation (thank you Justin) He plays me with his fingers and tongue… lays me back on the bed and crawls upwards between my spread legs, his tongue dancing along my inner thigh as he moves upward… I’m a little ticklish.. so I squirm just a bit… release a soft laugh… reach down and touch my hand to his head… gently urging him closer… lifting my hips, I reach down…to spread myself open for him… trembling in anticipation… wetness slipping from me and down to my ass… ...
Your name is Blanche Lechat. You are tall attractive 37 years old woman. Your skin is silky white, your face is beautiful – comparable to a Greek sculptures. You have slender hips, firm ass and big round breasts. Your violet silky hair reach below your ass. You love wearing stockings, garter-belts, high-heeled shoes and silky dresses. You love the feel of silk on your skin. You are a Queen of Akein kingdom. You’re a widow after last king and have been ruling for over six years. Your kingdom has...
BDSMIve made confessions before and then erase them because I feel ashamed of what I realize I am. Let me first say that I have always had plenty of girls. I was the guy that got the good girls to suck my dick, swallow my cum and let me fuck them up the ass. I even got a few to let me and my boys run a train on them. Honestly, I was the guy that convinced them to let me finger and then slide my dick in their ass and would fuck them as hard as I could and get off on them not being able to say shit...
Thank you to all who are reading and enjoying the stories so far. I hope you enjoy this next instalment. Please leave comments, tell me what you like and don't. feel free to give me suggestions on what happens next. Lisa awoke in the morning, her body aching, her pussy, ass and throat sore from the constant pounding of hard cocks over the last few days. Yet even as she turned in the bed and her tender pussy ached she found herself wondering how she can get her next fix of hard cock. She had...
Sorry, we are closing nowFriday late afternoon I was home alone and really horny.Victor had advised me he could come very late that night, because he was busy with some paperwork and getting ready for a fly on Saturday.I was getting bored, but suddenly I thought I could go on shopping, to get some sexy lingerie for a last night with Victor before his business trip.When I arrived at the mall, several shop places were near closing. I hurried up and run to the changing rooms with a three or four...
They say a story can start in many different ways and have a variety of endings. This story started with an e mail and ended at a New Years Eve celebration, but a celebration with a difference. Each day Trevor checked his mail not only for the chit-chat from his friends but also for what comments he received from the array of short stories that he entered in various competitions. It was an interest, just another string on the bow of activities that he did as he was now retired. He opened the...
The Island Final Part By Lauren Westley (Authoress Comment: All disclaimers to all my writings hold true here. If you think it was you or any character reminds you of someone then I hope it's with fond memories but it isn't about them but maybe me. To all of those who wished I would finish the Island here it is. I stopped writing this because I had some nasty comments about the scat. So,...
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen The worst part about waking up after an all-night fraternity party isn't the hangover; it's fighting your memory tooth and nail to remember everything that you did. Or everything that you didn't do. And when you finally figure it out, a lot of the time you wish you hadn't remembered what you fought so hard to remember. It's an added bonus to try to do it when you...
Having sex with Robby, my sixteen-year-old son, was not due to being sexually neglected by my husband because I wasn't and he fucks like a stallion, but the fact remains that I have been engaged in a sexual relationship with my own son for the last two years, and it is entirely all my fault. When I think about it there have been many decisions that I had made that, when all added together is the reason why I allow my son to fuck me whenever he wishes, starting the day that I got pregnant with...
The Mother - Part 3 Alice felt slightly bad about taking Emily by force. But in her mind, she felt it was something that had to be done. But what had hurt her more, was the sudden madness that had struck Carl. "Becoming a woman!" she said to herself, as she drove into town. "I knew he wanted to look after Emily, but that is just utter madness. Emily, it appears you deserve a better parent." She parked the car as close to the adoption agency office as possible, and took a pushchair...