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'Before the great civil war, technology reached advances in genetics to the point where a person could become a hermaphrodite with both functioning genitalia, grow cat's ears, shark tails, fur, ext. with no side effects. After the civil war, the USA funded projects to figure out how to prevent a future self inflicted war, a project was pushed to allow brothels to become legal and marketed, many believe this was allowed due to corruption within the senate. With the new policies, a trend occurred, converting old food franchises to brothel's, some even received funding from the government. Quickly, the brothel's became franchises of their own, at this time, Femboy Hooters became the most successful, making over five billion within three months.'
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AMPReviews! Where can you get a massage in the United States? And no, I’m not talking about one of those experiences you can get from any chain massage outlet. You know, where Butch the failed model massages your body like he’s ripping apart a pork roast talking about himself on repeat. Neither am I referring to a massage where some dip shit rubs you with his knuckles.Rather, I’m talking about the kind of massages with a happy ending. Catch my fucking drift, you dense mother fucker? Well, where...
Erotic Massage SitesNina had been happy when she was told that Julie, Mrs Lawson to her, the forty-three-year-old HR Director, didn’t get back to the office on the day that she said she would, and in fact, it would be several days before she got back. Nina was dreading the meeting with Mrs Lawson because as well as discussing the clothes that she wore for work, Mrs Lawson was also going to undertake her six-month review. She said that she already had a report from Miss Millie, and there were, ‘things,’ to...
SpankingWhat a dump, Abraham Russell thought as he glanced around the reception area. It was how he'd expected it, to be honest--naff in a cheap kind of way. They'd made an attempt to make it look sensual and erotic, but overall the effect was more Blackpool than burlesque. Stylish photos of scantily-clad models from the sixties and seventies were placed on the walls. The girls were all on the chubby side. It was a reminder of how hideous the average English woman had been until the advent of...
Dontrust : The Review Finally home from work, another day another $1.25. Tossing the Covid-19 mask onto the desk and getting rid of his jacket, a chance to relax. The last of the days sunlight filtering through the curtains, and once again home alone, to peace and quiet. At least he had been able to skip the need for quarantine, and his job was still safe, for now. However he had been unable to have a social life in months, no pub hopping, no dating, had not even been able to meet...
TheEroticReview aka TER Escort! And the award for most confusing website name goes to TheEroticReview. At first glance, you’d assume that these guys are gunning for my job, with them reviewing erotica and whatnot. They do not review erotica. They review something much more interesting than erotica. But PornDude – I hear you shouting at your computer screen – what could possibly be more important than smut? Women, that’s what’s more important than smut, young Timothy. Women.TheEroticReview is a...
Escort SitesWhen I interviewed with Raine for the job I now have, the thought of having sex with her never remotely entered my mind. I was here for a paycheck, not to bang the boss, and she didn’t strike me as a very attractive boss either. While she did have the type of thin, petite frame that attracted me, she didn’t have specific features that stood out. She stood about 5’1”, had short, slightly curled blonde hair, pale blue eyes and paler white skin. She wasn’t unattractive, but I just wouldn’t have...
Young man passes performance review by older female boss...The Review.Back in the early eighties just before I joined up with my friend Rich in his telephone services company, I had an office job at a local securities firm. It was a relatively menial job, getting files and miscellaneous paper work but it did put some spending cash in my pocket. That was the main priority at the time. Come to think of it, some things haven't changed. What was a change for me at the time was having to actually...
Helene Cohen was an older woman. An attractive older woman I might add. She was always impeccably dressed, the way you would expect of a successful woman in a managerial position. One look and you could tell this woman was never inside the local K-Mart. Her hair was always impeccable. Her nails and makeup always perfect. That would be the word, perfect. She was full figured in a way middle aged woman often are. A very good way I might add. Those impeccably tailored business suits never...
Back in the early eighties just before I joined up with my friend Rich in his telephone services company, I had an office job at a local securities firm. It was a relatively menial job, getting files and miscellaneous paper work but it did put some spending cash in my pocket. That was the main priority at the time. Come to think of it, some things haven't changed. What was a change for me at the time was having to actually get dressed up for a job. Dress shirt with collar, dress pants, tie, the...
MatureJulie MacDonald watched the other workers in the office gather up their things and get ready to leave at the end of the day, but on this Thursday afternoon she made no move to join them, and just called out cheerfully ‘goodnight’ and ‘see ya in the morning’, or just waved to the women who were further away. In truth, she was rather nervous and preoccupied, but trying not to let it show – although the reason for her tension was not exactly a secret. One of the youngest women, Lise-Jo, who...
It is that dreaded time of year again, performance reviews. Lindsay Lee, mymanager sends out her obligatory email to “complete yourself-assessment and schedule our one-on-one meetings”. I quicklysend my meeting request for early next Friday. Coincidentally, thatFriday happens to also be the same as the company holiday party. Sheresponds back with a request to be the last hour of the day.I have always found Linday incredibly gorgeous. She was a littleon the short side, with dirty blonde hair...
Kim knocked on her boss's door, nervous. Today was her first performance review at the four-person company. She'd been here for a month now working as a temp, doing everything she could've ever imagined a temp doing. That and more. "Come in," Martin's voice came from the office. She slipped into the room and shut the door behind her. Her boss sat behind his desk and another man sat in a chair next to it. "Kim, this is Grant Williams," Martin gestured to the man sitting next to him....
I took a new job as a case manager for a mid-sized business, based here in Dallas. As far as jobs go, it was a decent one, with decent hours, decent pay and great employee benefits. The stress and the work load, I soon found out, was unbelievable. My boss was about the same age as me, but had been with the company several years longer than myself. Her name was Amy. We had a pleasant working relationship and although I found her extremely attractive, I managed to keep things very professional....
Office SexF Machine Pro ReviewI was contacted by a gentleman called Ian and asked if I’d be interested in reviewing this machine having seen pictures of them I was more than happy to review them as they look amazing and I’ve always wanted to be fucked by a robot. Upon my interest he emailed me the machines image and an instruction package so I could read about it and get advanced knowledge before the set date. Ian was very helpful and efficient in providing answers to questions allowing me to feel...
Star Traders: a review by Trismegistus Shandy ----- The short-lived television show _Star Traders_ (1972-73) has long been legendary among fans of science-fictional TV with good stories and bad special effects. Canceled after less than two seasons, it was never widely syndicated partly because of the small number of episodes and mainly because of rights disputes in the wake of the bankruptcy of Silver Silo Studios. These rights disputes prevented any official video release until...
March 12, 1987, Indianapolis, Indiana “Morning, Babe!” I said as I walked into the apartment just before 7:00am. “Hi, Tiger! You must have been up very early!” she replied, pressing herself against me for a tight hug and kiss. “And what are you doing here early this morning instead of tonight?” “We finished yesterday, so I decided to surprise you by coming up this morning. This way I get to see you before you go to work! What time does your shift end?” “At 6:00pm. I’ll be home about...
The party was already in full swing when I arrived. It had the feeling of a party from my student days. Even the music was from another era. I mean … Girl from Ipanema? Who plays that at a party in this day and age? Well … clearly Marina does. But you know what I mean. Aside from the music, the first thing that I heard as I let myself in through the unlocked front door was Tyler Mason’s unmistakeable voice. ‘Gosh! George! This is a surprise. I thought that you were in New York.’ ‘New York?...
Introduction: This Story contains acts of homosexuality and incest of young teenage boys, so if you have any problems with these topics do not read on!!!!! This is a reviewed version as I forgot to place themes on my last post. It was a few weeks later after Sam and Cian had been in Cians house. They hadnt seen each other in 2 weeks as Sam had been away in Spain with his family. The day Sam got back he rang Cian and asked if he wanted to go swimming. Cian said he did and that he would bring...
The Job Review I call you on the phone I ask you Becky to come to my office. I Robert inform you that I am thinking of firing you. I remind you that your job is at will. I am an older man that likes to use my power to control and dominate women. You ask me if there anything you can do. I inform you we can have a private agreement not job related but state I would be better off just to give you a letter of just a medium recommendation as you have make serious spelling mistakes and other serious...
// The expectations are always at its peak and beyond any film limits whenever a Rajinikanth movie is released. Superstar and crowd-puller Rajinikanth’s Kabali is the latest one hitting the theaters worldwide today. The movie is definitely a treat for Rajinikanth fans and every single one of them can surely say that their film was worth their money and time. The film is also worthy of watching for even those of the superstar’s criticizers who wants to make fun of the aged superstar going...
Please email me at AngelJediGirl (at) gmail (dot) com before posting this story to any other site. Posting to a pay site is prohibited. Comments and suggestions are also welcome at the above email address. --- Sarah Carerra By AngelJedi (Released: August 2, 2010) Chapter 1 - Concert Reviews "Megan, wake up," someone said, and I was shaken lightly while lying in my bed. I groaned. I wanted to sleep for a lot longer. I'd been running at full steam for nearly a week, and now...
Linda’s Job Review - Jason Fleming ?Is that better, Mr Fleming??Linda raised her ass slightly and leaned forwards over his desk, balancing her weight on her forearms.?Move your arms forwards a bit. So that I can see your hanging tits better.??Like this???Yes, perfect, Linda. Thank you. I’ll let you keep your top on today, Linda, but I am going to pull your panties down to your knees.??OK, Mr Fleming.?Fleming ran his hands down her exposed lower back, enjoying her smooth skin, slipped his...
The Job ReviewI call you on the phone I ask you Becky to come to my office. I Robert inform you that I am thinking of firing you. I remind you that your job is at will. I am an older man that likes to use my power to control and dominate women.You ask me if there anything you can do. I inform you we can have a private agreement not job related but state I would be better off just to give you a letter of just a medium recommendation as you have make serious spelling mistakes and other serious...
BDSMOnce again, I was in a deep sleep, having been exhausted by our activities over the past few days. Our bodies, or at least mine, had not fully adjusted to this new level of activity. At one point in my slumber, I had a fleeting impression of something heavier than my blankets pressing against me, but the single brain cell that had been awakened by the intrusion quickly returned to its unconscious state. After some unknown period of time, I began the slow climb back to reality. I started to...
“Minister,” Madame Chao welcomed her guests with a warm smile. Florence Daniels and three of her departmental team had arrived at Madame Chao’s for a review of progress on the JUMIST project. Madam Chao for her part had assembled the students, her tutors, Mary Tang and the four ‘practice’ males, including Ned, in the training room. Madam Chao had not yet returned Gary and he had been put back in to the hated simple maid’s uniform to allow him to waitress the event. Corey Preston was there...
When Cian and Niall got to the pool Ben was already there. Ben was 13 and the same height as Niall, he had curly brown hair and hazel eyes and was extremely good looking, he was not extremely muscular but had a fantastic sculptured physique. Sam arrived a short time later and the four boys went to get changed. They were the only people at the pool so they got changed quickly and Niall and Ben went to the pool. As Cian was about to lose the changing room Sam kissed him on the lips and said "...
Lisa and little sister Joni slept in on Saturday morning. They both had restless nights thinking about Jimmy. Lisa was up first enjoying a cup of coffee when Joni finally made it down to the kitchen. It was about 11 am and both girls were anxious to hear the other's story from the night before. The girls exchanged sleepy good-mornings as Joni joined Lisa with her own cup of coffee. After a few general musings about the weather and how they had slept, Lisa knew she had to make sure things...
SpankingBack in the early eighties just before I joined up with my friend Rich in his telephone services company, I had an office job at a local securities firm. It was a relatively menial job, getting files and miscellaneous paper work but it did put some spending cash in my pocket. That was the main priority at the time. Come to think of it, some things haven’t changed. What was a change for me at the time was having to actually get dressed up for a job. Dress shirt with collar, dress pants, tie, the...
I recently took the time to read The Ultimate Guide to Kink: BDSM, Role Play and the Erotic Edge. The book is a compilation of work from leading sex educators in North America. It is edited by Tristan Taormino, an American author known for her activism in the sex-positive feminism movement. While I was initially skeptical about ‘sex guides’ or ‘expert advice,’ I found some of the writing to be enlightening and thought-provoking. I was able to borrow an electronic (e-book) version through my...
KARMA is a Bitch - Part 1Myself Rony. Not to be boasting about, but I am actually a good looking person with a good physique. My height is around 5’11” and my dick is 6.5” long. I am 29 and working in a reputed company in Cochin. I was in a relation with this girl named Anu for around 5 years. In these 5 years, to be honest enough, we never had sex.We saw each other nude, kissed each other, bathed together, made out, but I never penetrated her because I had a feeling that one fine day, I would...
My adventure with this extraordinary device began when I was contacted by a man called Ian, who worked for the company FMachineFun.co.uk. His suggestion was clear and straight to the point asking my interest to trying out this unique machine. I was very interested after all a girl has to try something new and definitely at least once. Upon my interest he was very open to answering all questions I had, and went out his way to send me by email a package which included a picture of the product and...
A few months ago my husband and I looked at all different brands of the vibration platform physical fitness machines displayed at a Zoomer Show. After testing all of the exercise positions shown on the visual guide (particularly the sitting ones), I decided that the Turbovibe Light suited my personal requirements the best. I particularly liked the dual motors concept and the flexibility of the electronic remote programming features. All of the other machines at the show had a complex...
March 18 You probably can't believe I'm still writing this. The truth is, I can hardly believe it myself. I certainly thought long and hard about it, but finally decided that since the whole thing's all out in the open anyway that there wasn't much reason to stop writing about it. And you might find this hard to fathom but I feel like I have a certain kind of relationship with you; a relationship that I want to honor. You might wonder at my sanity, but there you have it. It certainly was...
“So how did your date go the other night?” asked Lauren. It was Thursday afternoon and Tuesday Heather had gone out again with Robby. “Okay. What about yours?” the teen countered. “Uh, uh. You first! Do some more kissing?” asked Lauren. Heather blushed but nodded. “A lot more, and it was even better. Robby got really close and started rubbing up against me and I started feeling sort of fluttery, like when, you know...” “Like when you play with your pussy!” answered Lauren softly. The...
"Bitch?" the Wench queried, "I don't understand..." The pair were in the restroom off Armand's suite of offices, cleaning up. Sharon was just heading into the stall, and the Wench was arranging Sharon's clothing on the sink counter and a couple of coathooks arrayed along the wall. "What with everything that went on in there, you wanted to know about that?" Sharon sighed. She thought briefly about closing the stall door, but if Felicia -- or Wench, or whatever her name was -- wanted...
Charlie POV: When we got back from Ibera’s, Bob, Mary and I went back home to Dad’s house. I was thinking about taking a nap when I walked by the crib where CJ and Sissy were sleeping together hand-in-hand. The sight was heartwarming and made me realize I hadn’t been spending nearly enough time with my kids. Not wanting to disturb them I carefully used my PK to pick both of them up and carried them into the bedroom with me. I stripped off my shirt and pants and laid down, laying both of...
The Chief Eunuch thought she was probably right when she led in the first six ladies of the harem, old Emir's four wives and his two favourite concubines. The new young Emir's eyes almost popped out of his head to see the harem costume. As the Chief Eunuch had been told, women in the west not only wandered about the streets only half dressed, even more incomprehensibly they stayed half dressed with their breasts and genitalia covered in their husband's or father's houses. The procession...
Day 266: The Valley of Hidden Matters was inaccessible on three sides, surrounded by the most rugged mountains in the world. The only entry was a tiny sliver of beach at one end, where massive wind-tossed waves crashed into the stepping stones which led inward. Two streams flowed down the Valley, one hidden, of course. They brought ice melt to the grass and shrubs dotting the green valley floor. Only a single tree towered over the lesser flora carpeting the Valley. Had anyone from Earth...
“I was not aware that you were in this bathroom. We thought that you used the bathroom upstairs. I just wanted to take a shower”, she says. “OK, yes, good morning, excuse me”, do I say startled as well. I knew my sister in law was planning to stay the weekend with us, but I did not expect her to be arrived already. I walk to the bedroom, but turn around without thinking about holding a towel in front of me and say that I am finished and the bathroom is free. My sister in law smiles...
Featuring: One eminent author – Harry Rogers to his adoring readers Mrs Brown – his housekeeper (mostly absent) Malachai – his trusted procurer of festive entertainment Ariel (aka Tit-ania) – a call girl with small ones Brigid Groom – a well endowed teacher from next door ———————————————– Chapter One Snow, snow, snow! Frustrated, I gaze out of the window and watch it piling up along the road. Odds on I’m going to be disappointed, the driver unable to get through the drifts to deliver my...
John Doe was Walking with a Cup of Tea in His Hand, Tea with the Ashes of Gabriels Feathers in it, A Bitter Tasting Mix, but one known to Weaken Djiin Bindings Dramatically. Odds Were about 75%/25% that it'd Work, hence why he'd suggested it. Still it'd cost him a Lot to get. He handed it to Groanin, but Not before He Blessing it With his Angelic Power. ''I'll Never Understand the Problem you Had With My Good British Tea.'' Says Groanin Sourly. ''The Problem is this Damned Binding. Those Ashes...
My cock teases your wet, juicy pussy as your hands reach up to grab my hips to force me in, but before they get there I grab onto them and tie the to the bedposts on the bed. You moan as you tug at the bindings unable to free yourself, completely at my mercy now. My cock returns to your pussy, teasing your aching pussy. I slide the head of my cock in slowly, teasing you so much, making you lift your hips up and try to take more of my cock inside your pussy. My hands force your hips to remain on...
Trim, tasty Taylor May flashes her toothy smile and natural body in schoolgirl-plaid lingerie. She shares an anal date with an older couple, married swingers Francesca Le and Mark Wood. Seductive MILF Francesca sensually spanks Taylor and spit-lubes her bald pussy; together the brown-eyed girls blow Mark’s wood, looking into his POV camera. After deep-throat training, Taylor rides Mark’s meat, making out with Fran. Ms. Le sucks balls and rims Mark as he fucks Taylor’s face....
xmoviesforyouMy wife has just started her new job where she is the only woman with 9 guys. The other day she bought some black leggings as she wanted a new pair for work. Then last Wednesday she got dressed for work wearing her new leggings ( no panties underneath ) and a black t-shirt. As ive recently been made redundant i stay at home all day. Throughout the day i tried phoning her a few times but to no avail. That night she came an hour later than normal and the first thing she said to me that when she...
We begin our second day of walking just as the sun starts to peek through the trees. Amber picks up her pace leaving Stephanie and Elle a few yards behind her. She wraps her arms around mine and lays her head on my shoulder as she begins to whisper to me. The girls wanted to know how much farther we had to walk, “we should be there right after nightfall” I replied. Then she went started going on about how they felt that the three of them thought that they would never be able to repay the...
Margaret Middleton looked around the restaurant. Everything was beautiful. Margaret loved this restaurant, it was her very favorite. Even with the amount of money her husband made, they couldn't afford to come here very often, even when they could get reservations. Arielle Parisian was styled just like the most exclusive restaurants in Paris were. Its owner had grown up in Paris and moved to Ohio to make his fortune in his early twenties. Now over sixty, he'd finally realized his dream. He...
We take up the story as the adult Hermione Granger and Virginia (Ginny) Weasley’s, along with the other female pupils from Hogwarts, education has now progressed to the Dianic Craft College. The year is 1997. The word craft in the title of the College has nothing to do with turning wood or making clay pots but rather the ancient craft, that is witchcraft. It was named in honour of the moon goddess Diana. It’s late September but the weather is mild and pleasant due to the setting of the college...
EroticLeona and Slade left The Main Artery club and drove to Cafe Rendezvous. Leona sat next to Slade, but touched him less and never looked directly at him. She tried to hide that she cried, about the night's earlier events with Connie. The argument between Gustaf and Andrei at the club was about what happened earlier. Something went radically wrong with the healing process and the least desirable side effect happened. The three vampires felt it immediately, but the others would not notice for a...
SupernaturalMy New Life by Jennifer Adams for Alice Kirksey ©Jennifer Adams This is my account of the changes in my life as requested by my therapist Ms. Robel. I would like to thank Jennifer Adams for writing my short biography. After many agonizing hours of thought I have decided to share what happened to me with others who might be going through what I have gone through. Even though it is very unlikely that it will happen to anyone else, you never know. I remember the day it...
The Republic battlecruiser cruised without incident for several weeks. All of the damage from the battle with the Morro was repaired. Many of the officers and crew wondered how 5 Morro battleships could somehow blow themselves to pieces before even being struck by any of the Republic battlecruisers weapons. Since no one could come up for any explanation for it the mystery remained unsolved. Mev for his part said nothing about the mysterious destruction of the Morro battleships. He studiously...
by Vanessa Evans Part 9 Wow, that exhibition hall was big but all the stalls and other ‘things’ were at one end leaving enough space for a football pitch. The place was buzzing with people running around, presumable getting themselves organised for the day and I was disappointed that I couldn’t see a naked girl anywhere. When we got to Steve’s stall I saw that there was lots of space with a gazebo with sides on it. “Is that where we’ll be getting fucked?” Isla asked. “No one will...
The buzzer sounded to signify the end of the game. I had waited for this moment for quite some time. It had been almost a month to the day since the office holiday party and I hadn’t been able to spend too much time with Alyssa since that evening. I had made one other basketball game during that time, but it had been a late evening game in the middle of the week. We were only able to have a brief conversation after the game before I headed back home. This was a Saturday afternoon game and I...
Summer has always been Billy worse time of year. Even school was better because his parents always shipped him off to one of his relatives. Most of the time it was his grandma’s house which always smelled like cats and cabbage. He always got the job of giving the cats a bath which proved to be a job and a half. He always received scratches on his arms which hurt for a while. He was packing for his leave when his mom called him down. “Billy dear, will you come here? You’re father and I want...
'Jesus Christ, Lottie,' Michael said to me once. 'Where did you even learn to do that?'Michael and I had been seeing each other for a few months, perhaps, and I was getting to be quite impressed with how things seemed to resist going stale. We desired each other and consumed each other with a wild and imaginative passion, our lovemaking a kind of abstract expressionist canvas of jagged lines, extreme angles and liquid splatters. There on the pure, clean sheets of my bed, my room around us a...
We went out together since about ten days, it was the summer it made very warmly. We were invited in the evening at friends, Alex had a dress very skin-tight and very mini, she incited me all evening long.By leaving, in the car I put my hand under its dress, it a little struggled but I smelt her cast anchor which flowed on the thighs, it opened and I have him dexterity, sh has enjoys very fast by bitting itself lips and by wriggling on its siege while I he pincait trés hardly a nipple through...
And there he was, buckling over, gritting his teeth and trying to hide the pain. I had it confirmed. Dr. Oswalt had been glancing at his female students more and more over the past few weeks. I wasn't the first to notice. I remember Leanne pointing it out to me way back in October. But after that, it seemed obvious. He was constantly taking looks at my tits, and everybody else's. I remember the theories … he wasn't banging his wife anymore, he was just becoming a creepy old man, etc. I...
BDSMI got up to go to the bathroom, and when I came back, Amy was sitting there. She was much older now, older than Ida, but I knew it was her. "Hi Syl, what's up? I heard you talking 'to Ida, and I thought I'd drop in if that's okay with you..." Ever since this business of Amy and guardian angels had come to pass, I thought I must have taken something at Margo's party that made me schizophrenic. Amy looked at me. "Nah, you ain't schizo..I'd tell you if you were. You just tapped into another layer...
Hey. This is abhinav.. As you all must have read my 1st part if not than please read and than continue to this part. So you all know I got call from ritika and she askd me to meet her at marinlines. Jab me waha pe ritika se mila and uske sath uski 1 or friend thi ritika ne hume intro karwaya. Ritika sayd that she is her friend monika. Monika was looking hot.. She must be 34-30-36 uski gand bohot mast hry yar.And thodi bate karke chali gai . Jane ke pahele usne uski frind se kaha please du not...