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You know what happens when you tempt the Devil?

You end up at an auto service station in the middle of nowhere on a holiday weekend while a guy tries to find a tire that will fit your car. That is how the Devil gets his due, all because I was too lazy and stupid to replace the spare tire after I had used it. Tomorrow I kept telling myself, Damn!

The service station attendant, the same guy who had towed my car, hung up the phone and looked at me.

"Mister, the shop in Oakdale has a tire that will fit your car. He was gonna close up, but he and I trade favors, so I sent my boy over to pick it up,"

"How long do you think we are looking at?"

"About 30 minutes for him to drive there, 45 minutes back and about another 45 to balance and mount the unit. All told about 3 hours from now we should have you back on the road."

Damn! I swore to myself. Add in the hour I had been waiting for the tow and the 45 minutes it took to hook up and get me here, the whole day was shot.

But it could be worse, at least I did was able get help. All the hassle because I was 'too busy' to stop by my local auto parts franchise and have the spare tire replaced.

This auto shop was a relic not seen in the era of mass franchise auto parts stores. Along with the girlie cheesecake calendar on the wall, there was a sign behind the counter that fit my situation.

When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is just difficult for others ... It is the same thing when you are stupid.

Well I could also add a stupid man pays twice.

I turned my attention back to the attendant, the guy who had towed me here. "Thanks guy." I told him. "I appreciate you helping me out."

The guy just waved me away with a smile. "You can sit it out in the waiting room. Darn TV only gets one channel since the TV stations went digital though."

I walked over and sat in one of the hard plastic chairs they had facing an ancient TV with rabbit ears (Did they still make rabbit ear TV antennas?) which was connected to a digital converter box. I pulled out my iPad, but naturally there was barely a cell signal, let along 3G or enough bandwidth for the internet.

I powered down my tablet and looked up at the old CRT Television. My choices for TV channels was 'Yes or No'.

After what seemed like 15 minutes of commercials, the boob tube displayed a typical female Talk show setting with a middle aged plastic surgery enhanced host attempting to fight the uphill battle against ageing.

"Oh my God" I groaned inwardly, "Couldn't you have least got me a sports channel? Even the Weather Channel would have been better."

The Talk show Host gave homage to the round of applause before launching into her intro.

"My guest today is not a PhD or trained Psychologist, but believes to have some answers about the rise of female infidelity. If you're a male in our audience, like most other males, you would probably never suspect that your partner is cheating, not only because of your wife's or girlfriend's seeming disinterest in sex; but also because you have the belief that your wife or girlfriend is a "good girl." Unfortunately, males are frequently left/divorced by their wives and girlfriends without ever knowing about their wives' and girlfriends' infidelities."

I covered my eyes. "Let me guess" I thought "It's all the guys fault. I wonder what injustices my species has hoisted upon the 'weaker sex' this time."

Now the Host was reading from an index card. "If you're a female, like most other females, prior to cheating on your partner you always proclaimed yourself to be "not the type" who would ever cheat. However, also like most other females, after they have cheated, you're shocked and appalled by your behavior; but at the same time you can't stop cheating."

I sat up in my chair. Well at least they were not blaming us guys right off the bat.

The Host turn toward the camera. "Please give a warm welcome to Michelle Langley, author of Women's Infidelity"

They cut to a wide shot as an attractive lady in her mid thirties walked onto the set. After the hug and kiss routine they got settled into the interview chairs.

"So tell me Michelle" the Host started out. "Many have speculated that our sisters and girlfriends are straying more because of better incomes, more choices, even wider temptations, both at work and outside the home. What is your finding on why the whole increasing pattern of woman acting like stereotypical males?"

Michelle the author was direct in her response. "Women's relationships and marriages will continue to follow this pattern unless we develop an accurate understanding of females ─ particularly in regard to their sexuality. In fact, after researching women's sexuality for more than ten years, I can honestly say that most of our societal beliefs about females are grossly distorted and many are completely erroneous.

The media has finally begun to acknowledge, albeit to a small degree, the widespread problem of female infidelity. Recently, several books and articles have attempted to explain why women are now cheating as much as men. However, none were successful in their attempt. All of them left out very important pieces to this extremely complicated puzzle. I believe the majority were simply unable to find all of the information necessary to figure out the problem. Although, I'm certain that some were just afraid to disclose certain key pieces of information because the truth, quite frankly, is so contrary to our current beliefs. Unfortunately, without these missing pieces, it's impossible to understand, and to subsequently fix, the real problem occurring in relationships today."

Gee, five minutes into her spiel and we men have not been blamed yet? This could be interesting." I thought.

The Host put her hand on Michelle's chair. "Now is your information based on your own experience, or that of others?"

"Both. Currently, women are initiating almost 70% of all divorces, almost triple the rate of three decades ago." Michelle continued. "My story began shortly after my 27th birthday, I began to feel very different. I had been happily married for 4 years and then, suddenly out of nowhere, I began feeling bored and unhappy. In an attempt to figure out what was causing my unhappiness, I looked for answers in books, tried to talk to my Mother and eventually went to see a psychologist. All of the information I received attributed the way I was feeling to my husband, and similar to the majority of women, I began to view my husband as the culprit too.

Later, through my own research, I discovered that what I was experiencing was quite normal. In fact, women are the most likely to divorce in their late twenties and thirties after an average of 4 years of marriage. During this time, it's quite common for women to experience a pre-midlife crisis, which is similar to the male midlife crisis, only with an important difference - a difference that can actually make women more likely to cheat than men.

Several years into my research I was able to identify distinctive patterns and behaviors in the women I interviewed. I categorized these into four separate "stages" that women often experience during the course of their long-term relationships. The stages begin with a loss of sexual desire."

Now I sat up, glued to the TV set. My wife and I had just reached the 5 year mark, and our sex life has taken a real nose dive over the past year. I just thought we were in a rut of some kind.

Michelle took a sip from a glass of water before speaking again. "Women at Stage 1 feel as though something is missing in their lives. They have all the things that they wanted—a home, a family, a great husband—but they feel they should be happier. Over time, many women in this stage begin to lose interest in sex. It is not uncommon for them to spend a great deal of energy trying to avoid physical contact with their husbands because they fear it might lead to a sexual encounter. They frequently complain of physical ailments to avoid having sex and often try to avoid going to bed at the same time as their husbands. They view sex as a job, not unlike doing the dishes or going to the grocery store. Some women in Stage 1 claim they feel violated when their husbands touch them. Their bodies freeze up and they feel tightness in their chest and/or a sick feeling in their stomach. The majority of women in Stage 1 feel as though there is something wrong with them, that they are in some way defective. They are also fearful that their disinterest in sex will cause their husbands to cheat, or worse yet, leave them."

The Host interrupted the author. "This is all very fascinating Michelle, but we need to stop for a quick break." The show switched to a close up of the Host. "We will be right back. "

As the screen displayed a graphic about the show's web site and how to get tickets to her show, a cold ball was forming in my stomach. Michelle had just described my wife's actions to a 'T'. She was always not feeling well when I approached her for some 'Fun' time. Frequently she stayed up late working on some project if I made any hint about sex that night. Even when we did have sex, she acted like it was a chore, that she was doing me a favor. Several times she made comments that were thinly veiled statements that I was cheating on her.

I was so wrapped up in this information I missed when the program resumed, but caught up when the self assured Michelle started talking again

"Women at Stage 2 experience reawakened desire stimulated by an encounter outside the marital relationship. Whether these encounters with a "new" man involves sex or remain platonic, women will typically give a tremendous amount of emotional significance to these encounters. Many women in this stage haven't felt any sexual desire for a long time. Many experience tremendous guilt and regret, regardless of whether their new relationships are sexual, merely emotional, or both. Most begin to experience what could be termed an identity crisis—even those who try to put the experience behind them. Constant reminders are everywhere. They feel guilt when the topic of infidelity arises, whether in the media, in conversations with family and friends, or at home with their husbands. Women in this stage can no longer express their prior disdain for infidelity without feeling like a hypocrite."

"Son of a Bitch!" I said outloud. "Has that author been listening in at our home?"

My wife and I used to laugh about celebrities or Politician's who got caught with their pants down or dresses up. Her favorite movies were always romantic comedies, when the 'good' girl won the heart of the man from his cheating girlfriend. Now she never watched those anymore.

I became riveted as Michelle continued. "They feel as though they have lost a part of themselves. Reflecting society's belief that women are either "good" or "bad," women will question their "good girl" status and feel that they might not be deserving of their husbands. Many will try to overcome feelings of guilt by becoming more attentive toward and appreciative of their husbands. However, over time many women will move from appreciation to justification. In order to justify their continued desire for other men, women will begin to attribute these desires to needs that are not being met in their marriage, or to their husband's past behavior. Many women will become negative and sarcastic when speaking of their husbands and their marriages and it is not uncommon for an extramarital affair to follow."

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Dead or Alive Xtreme 3

WARNING: The following is a work of erotic fan fiction, the events of which are completely made up and did not happen, and is no true reflection of the characters, video games, franchises, developers etc depicted or referenced within. Fantasy is legal. This material is unsuitable to be viewed by those under the legal age limit of viewing pornographic material in your current country of residence. I do not own Dead or Alive or any of its characters. I am making no money as a result of the...

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Dead Mans Fantasies

You wake up feeling slightly dizzy. The world around you is gloomy and strange, red streaks of a dead man's blood lining the grimy walls. You push yourself up on the cold, wet concrete of the alleyway, and feel your head. "ooh, why am I so dizzy?" you ask yourself, looking around and surprised to see police tape and several cops standing around. You walk over to them, and call out. "Hey! What's going on down here? What happened?" They don't answer, and keep talking to each other as if they...

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Dead Meat

Dead Meat By Margaret Jeanette Katherine Lubbock sat at her desk talking to Jerry Smith who sat across from her. He handed her an envelope, which contained pictures. She looked at all of the pictures. They were of her husband having sex with three different women. She had suspected he was cheating on her so she had hired Jerry who was the best private investigator in town. He left and she wondered about what to do with her husband of eight years. She didn't want to divorce him...

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Dead Dames Dont Lick

Dead Dames Don?t Lick Dead Dames Don?t Lick- a short story -by Eve Adorer I saw the silhouette. I heard the tap. It was light. It was polite. The glass in the door was in no danger of breaking. I?d had it with this job. My partner had just copped a forty-five between the pink-capped mountains. Loathe funerals, even though I do look great in black. ?Die young and make a great corpse? they say. Sam?d done her best. She?d looked a whole lot better not box-wrapped though. Me and...

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Dead Right

Preface A few readers of my first contribution, »The Child Molestress«, took note of my partially South African background and asked for tales from that far-removed country. With this series of unconnected short stories I try to comply with those requests. When reading these, it should be borne in mind that during my time in South Africa, Apartheid was rife and some of the stories will only make sense when this concept of enforced segregation is understood. I do not condone Apartheid, whether...

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Dead Girls VengeanceChapter 3 Carols First Revenge

The Grotto had gotten a referral from what must have been an older girl’s version of our Grotto. Filene would do the jumps and stay with me while remaining invisible. But first I had to visit one of the few non-dead people who knew about The Grotto. We met with the one she called Mr. X. Filene said she wanted me to learn how to control my glamour. She explained, “Without that control, the living can see you but when they try to touch you they find that your image is as insubstantial as...

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Dead StickChapter 6

Finally, classes were going like they were supposed to, hell even better now that I had the elder's son helping. Beginning the second week I had increased all their power to almost twice what it had been, though no where nearly as strong as mine. The whole time I had also been trying to increase Celina's power after a few days I was finally feeling an increase there also. I had put more feelers out on the brother but still got nothing. I was beginning to think I night have actually killed...

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Dead StickChapter 12

The next morning I awoke on the floor where Cloe normally slept, when the hell had I gotten on the floor? Then the memories of yesterday start to intrude on my mind, ah yes! I had been tired after everything that had happened yesterday. Getting up I made my way slowly to the kitchen, where Cloe had left me some breakfast. Looking around I saw that she'd obviously been called away to a council meeting; well it was her main job after all. Finally finished I saw that the golden hue of light in...

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Deadly Secrets

Disclaimer: This is not a true story no matter how much I wish it was any scenes or people who reflect real life things is done purely by accident or by chance with that said her is my newest story Deadly Secrets By Ruby Star Prologue My friend Robert Joe has had a very unhappy life. Why has his life been unhappy? Because he feels, and he is correct in that feeling, that his whole life is a lie. The things he does, the way he looks, the way he talks, and even his gender and...

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Deadly Pursuit Winter JenningsChapter 15 Terrycloth

The Whittaker Fund, the ammunition gambit, was bringing us into intermittent contact with Karl Hoffstatter. Well, with his gopher, Roger ‘Hoppy’ Cransdale. The FBI had decided to let Cransdale roam free for now. The bet was that he’d lead them to higher-ups in the American Nazi movement. The further bet was that the low-priced ammo that the Aryan was buying wouldn’t be used for anything but training purposes. It wasn’t a long-term wager; once Cransdale started repeating his route stops,...

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Dont Be Stupid

“Look, I’m sorry, honey. I just want a divorce. Plain and simple. I met Joe again at the reunion, and well, the old flames started up again. You and I, we’ve been going through the motions. It’s over, babe. I don’t know what to say. We’re over. I’m really, really ... really, sorry. I’m really sorry, Dan. I hope that someday, you can forgive me. Here’s the proposed settlement that my lawyer has prepared. I hope that you will find it fair. No alimony, no child support. I didn’t want anything in...

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Deadlines and Dares

Deadlines. That will be the death of me, I think as my fingers fly over my laptop. Words pour from spiral notebooks, post-its, and envelopes, forming long prose of fantasy and adventure on the screen. And the deadline is next week…so close and so distressing. Am I even ready? I have no clue. I dig through the papers on my desk looking for amendment fifteen of Part Three, Chapter Twelve, when the doorbell chimes. I groan, setting my laptop on my oak wood desk before storming over to the front...

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Deadly Smoke

Deadly Smoke        Lisa was 18.  She was a bright young girl.  However she was not pretty, or even very healthy.  She had numerous medical ailments.  Her eyes were bad and so she wore a thick pair of glasses.  Her parents loved pig tails so that is what she wore.  Her face seemed as cratered as the moon.  She was allergic to practically everything.  The greatest issue she had was her Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease.  The slightest thing would set it off and she would go into a coughing...

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Dead StickChapter 11

As I continued to stare at the door to the bathroom that Cloe had just gone through, I could still hear my sister laughing at me. Then I heard her sharp intake of breath, oh crap she'd obviously gotten to my deep thoughts of Cloe, I told my sister a...

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Stupid

STUPID by Suzi (Johnson) Thomas It was my big mouth that had gotten me into trouble, as usual. I had been in a singles bar, and I was hitting on two attractive chicks, bragging about what a good lover I am. We had a few drinks as I kept running my mouth off, and the blonde, Debbie, turned to the redhead, Pat, and said, "I think this guy is full of shit; do you want to give him a chance to put his pecker where his mouth is?" "Why not," Pat responded, "he is pretty good-looking, for an...

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Dead stick 4

Walking to the old factory building I saw Celina awaiting me, "Damn! Sorry Celina in all the activity yesterday I forgot to code the building to allow you access when you got here in the morning." "It's alright sir, I figured it was something like that, no need to explain," she sweetly replied. Wow! This was a definite improvement in her character from what she'd been before, now caring and meticulous compared to before when she was wild and dangerous. Opening the building he pulled...

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Deadly Sex Games Ch 08

Working the streets for a black pimp was very exciting at first, and Sally enjoyed the exploding orgasms she experienced just from living dangerously and having sex with strange men. But after she got down to the routine of sucking and fucking one dirty cock after another, and being forced to suck most of them to ejaculation, Sally eventually realized that the sensual thrill she was seeking here was going away. She was getting itchy for even more dangerous action and began thinking about...

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Deadly Male Milkers

                       Deadly Male-Milkers                             TJ Ryder                                        http://www.midnightx.com/   Todd had high hopes for the party tonight at Clarissa's.  He had justgotten off a 6 month navy cruise and this was the beginning of a longawaited furlough in New York.  He'd already made up his mind that if hedidn't see any chance of scoring in the first hour he'd head for TimesSquare and find a working girl to take the pressure off his...

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