Taylor and Hunter
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It got truly strange that evening. At 1800, just as we were being served dinner, a major showed up wearing a crisply starched ACU. Starching Army Combat Uniforms was prohibited since it supposedly screwed up the flame resistance and infrared signature patterns on them. Maybe he never got the memo, or maybe he didn’t care. By that point they had me up and walking around. He sat down at the table we were at and introduced himself. “I’m Major Duckworth and I’m with the Public Affairs Office. I’m going to be handling your interactions with the press and with Miss Hunter.”
At the mention of Tolley Hunter, the rest of the table started asking a lot of damn fool questions, mostly centered on whether they could meet her and what was she like. I rolled my eyes and spoke up, “Hey, knock it off! I’ll ask the questions and you guys can shut up!”
Major Duckworth smiled at that. “Thank you, Corporal, or is it Sergeant yet? Corporal, I suppose.”
“No disrespect intended, sir, but what the hell is going on? I never heard of this Tolley Hunter before, but it seems like I’m the only guy in Iraq who hasn’t. What makes this such a big deal?”
“Don’t mind him, sir. It’s just that back home our beloved leader here is engaged to a supermodel,” commented Riley, earning laughing nods from the others. They had all met Kelly by now.
Duckworth laughed and pulled from a briefcase a thick folder, which he set down on our table. Inside he pulled out a large color photo of a blonde with smoldering and exotic looks and a large bust. She was wearing a camouflage-pattern blouse about three sizes too small and unbuttoned to the point you could see an over-packed red bra. “That is Tolley Hunter. The picture was taken right before she started on her USO tour, which has been to bases across Europe and Afghanistan before coming to our beloved Iraq. You’ve never seen her before.”
I shrugged. “I guess now that you showed me her picture. She’s a singer, right? Maybe I saw her poster somewhere.”
“Her last album went double platinum the week it released. That was her third album in a row to release platinum. She does modeling work for Chanel perfume and Guess jeans. Her last two movies had a combined gross of half a billion dollars at the box office. A video crew has been following her around and shooting footage for a two-hour primetime television show. Getting the gist of what is going on yet, Corporal?”
I sighed. “I get that this is going to be a pretty big deal.”
“It started out that way even before you guys did your General Custer performances the other day. Now it’s bigger.”
I almost said something about his crack about General Custer, but he was smiling and hadn’t meant anything by it. The guy was the very definition of REMF, rear echelon mother fucker, but wasn’t too bad about it.
He continued. “So, the Army plans to use this popularity to the greatest extent possible. That means the Army plans to use you.”
“Us? How?”
“Excuse me, Major, but we need to discuss my clients’ contractual rights before they get involved in this,” interjected Riley.
“Your clients?” asked Givens.
“I’m looking out for your interests. Trust me. It will only be a small fee, a straight percentage...”
Before I could reach out and smack him, both Montoya and Gonzalez reached out and smacked him.
“Feel free to charge them whatever percentage you want, Specialist. The Army is providing you and your services free of charge. That means you don’t get anything but time away from getting shot at,” answered Duckworth.
“Shut up, Riley!” I told him. I looked at the major. “So, what happens now?”
“Right now, not much. Tonight, right after dinner in fact, so hurry up and finish, you guys are going to get cleaned up. You will get haircuts, for one thing. You guys are really scruffy looking! We obviously need to do something about making these battles more camera-friendly. We’ll also see about getting you some more camera-friendly bandages, something that doesn’t make you look like you’ve been shot and blown up, for instance. Then, tomorrow morning, we’ll do it some more, and buff you all up so you look nice and new and shiny. At 1000 Miss Hunter will visit you, here in your room...” He stopped for a second and commented, “The nurses and doctors are all starting to call this the clubhouse. Did you know that?”
“We’ve heard,” I commented.
“Anyway, 1000 tomorrow she visits you guys, looking all nice and new and clean, and does a bunch of photos and videos with you, and she’ll be the one presenting you with your Purple Hearts.”
The other guys at the table all looked excited by the prospect. I glanced again at the photo. She looked like she was only in her mid-twenties and was, I must admit, almost as pretty as Kelly.
“What’s she like?” asked Montoya.
Major Duckworth smiled. “Actually, she’s fairly nice, fairly grounded. She’s twenty-five but has been in the business for ten years or so. Writes or co-writes most of her songs. Beautiful girl, simply stunning. She’s got all sorts of things in her background - Swedish, Italian, and French on her mother’s side, and her father is a mix of Argentinean and Creole. Absolutely fluent in both Spanish and French. She dubs her foreign films herself. She’s actually a very nice girl.”
Then he shrugged. “On the other hand, she travels around with this gigantic entourage. I’d heard of this sort of thing, but you have to see it to believe it. Most of them are either as dumb as a box of rocks, or think they are as important as she is. Whatever you do, don’t get into it with them. They can be incredible nuisances. You think the Public Affairs Office is going to be a problem, just wait until you see these guys!”
I had to laugh at Duckworth. For an REMF, he was pretty cool.
“That’s it? We get our photos taken while she hands us our Purple Hearts? Piece of cake!” said Givens.
“Oh, you silly, silly boy! If only it was that simple! No, that is just the photo op. After that the reporters are going to want to interview you. Call your Momma, boys, because you’ll be on TV!”
“Oh, shit!” I muttered. Then I remembered the line from Bull Durham that Bo Effner had used with us. God, but that was forever ago. “You’re gonna have to learn your clichés,” I said.
Duckworth’s face lit up. “You know it! Any of you ever been on television before?”
I dropped my head to the table and pounded my head on it but raised my hand. All my guys were demanding to know when and where. I pushed upright and said, “Yeah, I have. I was captain on the football team my senior year, well, co-captain anyway, and we took State. There were interviews.”
“Excellent. Anyway, I need you fellows to tell me where you are from, and what local television stations and all there are. We’ll be issuing press releases and don’t be surprised if they want you to do phone interviews with the locals back home,” he commented.
“Madre de Dios!” exclaimed Private Montoya.
“Spanish! Excellent! Anybody else speak Spanish?” Gonzalez held up his hand. “We’ll make sure that Miss Hunter talks to you in Spanish and we get some shots of that. “You other guys?”
“Grim speaks Georgian. Not sure if she’ll understand that,” commented Riley.
“Fuck you, too, Riley. At least I don’t date my relatives!”
With that Major Duckworth chivvied us through the rest of our dinner while asking us questions when our mouths were full, and then brought in a small army of orderlies to assist with cleaning us up and making us presentable to the world. A barber was brought in to give us haircuts. The nurses were summoned to make us look less like a bandage factory gone amok. Eventually we got to sleep. He warned us that as soon as we were up at 0600, we would do it all over again. He also warned us, though he was looking at Riley Fox when he said it, that anybody hitting on Miss Hunter would be propelled back to Anaconda Three on the end of the Major’s boot.
Thursday morning it just got crazy. We woke up at 0600, and for once the nurses didn’t complain about the team rampaging into the clubhouse. In fact, they rushed them in, for a quick checkup and breakfast. Major Duckworth was with us, and after we were finished, he ordered us out of the room. Then a team of orderlies was brought in to clean the room and make it more ‘camera friendly’, whatever that meant. Meanwhile he supervised our re-bandaging and change into clean pajamas and robes. We needed to look wounded, but not too wounded. We had to become heroically wounded, he explained. Television audiences back home were used to cops being shot in the shoulder and showing up at the precinct house the next day with an arm in a sling. He was especially distressed by Montoya and Gonzalez, who had bandages on the sides of their faces. He kept pushing for the nurses to use smaller bandages. The rest of us argued for larger bandages, though, since we felt it would improve their looks. This did not endear us to the major.
Eventually we were deemed ready for prime time and were herded back into the clubhouse, where I was loaded back into my hospital bed, while the others were put into wheelchairs, whether they needed them or not. Around us it got even sillier. We began to get a string of messengers coming through informing us of Tolley Hunter’s approach. A lieutenant was in and out of the room saying stuff like, “She’s left her room at the barracks” and “She’s traveling to the dining facility.” I just looked at the others and rolled my eyes. I’d seen assaults on insurgent fortifications with less coordination and reporting.
Duckworth started getting nervous when he got the word that she was in the hospital. We received minute-by-minute updates on her progress through the hospital, who she had greeted and taken pictures with, who had gotten autographs, and all sorts of ridiculous stuff. At 1030 she got to the door. There was a knock, and the lieutenant opened the door and ushered her in. By that point I half expected him to lay down on the floor so she could walk across his body.
If he had, he would have been trampled to death by the horde that followed her. A pair of photographers followed her into the room, who were then followed by a couple of guys with camcorders, and not the little ones you saw at the family picnic, but big professional ones. At the end of the parade was a middle-aged guy giving orders to everybody, and he was followed by a woman scribbling constantly into a pad. I wondered if she was transcribing his words or something. It was a fucking zoo! The craziest part was that Duckworth had told us that we were only getting the ‘small’ version of the zoo. Traveling with the great star was a team of hairdressers and make-up artists, managers, and agents.
Show time!
I think the animals in the zoo behaved better than some of the people present. Tolley Hunter was very nice and pleasant. She came in, not at all regal and imperious, and waved and said hello to everybody. The faces of my team, who knew who she was, all lit up, and she lit up, too. It looked like she was enjoying meeting them. She shook their hands and thanked them all, moving through the room. Her people were generally a pack of hyenas, however. They kept complaining that we were in the way of this shot or that shot, and the important guy kept giving orders. The worst moment came when he brushed up against Givens’ bandaged leg. He cried out in pain and cursed the asshole out, who told him to shut up and move.
My team was about to take him down when a loud soprano cut through. “Bobby! Knock it off and shut up! Move!” Tolley Hunter looked at us and said, “I apologize.” Then she pointed at the camera guys and photographers. “Out! Now!”
Bobby protested. “We need them...”
“Bobby, shut up and just stand there,” she ordered. Then she waited until her entourage had trooped out. The secretary stayed in the room, standing next to Bobby, still scribbling away.
Miss Hunter turned back to us. “I am really, really sorry about that! They mean well, but sometimes they just get to be too much. I really wanted to meet you. You saved my life. Thank you. I mean that.”
“You’re welcome, ma’am,” I said.
She turned to me. “You’re Sergeant Reaper? I haven’t even been able to shake your hand yet.” She came over and reached out. “Thank you, Sergeant.”
“You’re welcome, ma’am,” I repeated. I got my first chance to look at Tolley Hunter. She really was beautiful. Thick honey-blonde hair hung halfway down her back, curling slightly, around a heart-shaped face with high cheekbones, a straight nose, and almond-shaped eyes. Hazel eyes looked back at me, with more than a hint of laughter in them. She had a dark tan but considering the heritage that Major Duckworth had spoken of it might have been genetics. She was average height, maybe five-seven or five-eight, and defined the word hourglass. She reminded me of Kelly in that regard, and in that she liked to dress to accentuate her figure, as did Kelly. She was wearing skintight jeans, and a too-small ACU top, unbuttoned to the point you could glimpse cleavage and a lacy black bra. I noticed that she had a small cast on her left wrist.
“How bad were you hit, Sergeant?”
“Just dinged, ma’am.”
“Call me Tolley.”
I smiled at that. I shook my head. “Sorry, ma’am. You’re a civilian. I’m pretty much limited to yes ma’am, no ma’am, please, and thank you.” I pointed at her wrist. “What happened, ma’am? How bad is it?”
“Greenstick fracture. I had worse playing field hockey in middle school. It’s nothing, Sergeant. What about you? Where were you hit?”
I sighed. I still hadn’t told my folks the specifics, and I knew it would get out now. “Riley - Specialist Fox - and I were both hit by shrapnel from the RPG that hit inside the Blackhawk after you got out...”
“After you got us out, right?”
I nodded. “Yes, ma’am. That was Specialist Fox in the Blackhawk. He pulled you out and I was down below catching you. Then after we got the pilot out, we both got tagged with a machine gun.”
She turned to the others. “Specialist Fox?”
“Ma’am?” said Riley, raising his hand.
She moved back over to the team and shook Riley’s hand. “Thank you, Specialist Fox.”
“Call me Riley, ma’am.”
She looked at the others, and they all sang out their given names. “Thank you. Is there any way we can move your wheelchairs over to Sergeant Reaper? This isn’t the best way to talk.”
I glanced over at Duckworth, who shrugged. The elaborate photo op was a thing of the past. I sat up in the bed and said, “Bravo Three, out of those wheelchairs. You look ridiculous.”
The guys laughed and scrambled to their feet. Tolley Hunter looked astonished. “What in the world?”
“We were ordered into the wheelchairs, ma’am, for the photos,” explained Montoya. “Idiotas!” Gonzalez said something in Spanish back to him and they both laughed.
Miss Hunter’s eyes lit up and she began speaking to the two men in Spanish much too rapidly for me to understand. My Spanish had improved remarkably in the Army, simply because so many soldiers spoke it as either a first or second language, but I still needed to speak and listen to it slowly.
The guys came over to the bed, and Riley managed to crank my bed up so that I could comfortably talk to the others. They all crowded around the bed. “So, tell me, how were you wounded?” she asked, pointing at each of them in turn. Everybody tapped their bandages and explained their part in the rescue. Then she really surprised me when she asked, “How did you like Drum when you were there? I went to school there, in Watertown.”
“You lived in Watertown?” I asked.
She nodded. “My dad was in the Tenth Mountain Division right before he retired. I went to middle school in Watertown.” You could have knocked my guys over with a feather at that. They just stared at her open-mouthed. She laughed. “You didn’t know?”
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Gay MaleSaturday, June 21, 2008 I continued riding with Hank Jenkins for two weeks, and he signed off on turning me loose on the public on my own. During our time he taught me about the night and graveyard shifts, much like Jerry had taught me about the day shift and general police work. We also brought in a number of bad guys on various warrants, taking criminals off the street and otherwise making Matucket safer for all. It seemed like every shift would start with Hank handing me a stack of...
Fall 2023 The summer progressed nicely. I spent a fair bit of time down in Sullivan County and the nearby environs, first analyzing what they had and then developing the options everybody needed to consider. One thing I stressed with them was that by standardizing on similar doctrine, training, and hardware, the SWAT teams created would be suitable for any eventual regional coordination. How the politics would work out was questionable, but it would be easier if the local units had similar...
April 2005 - May 2005 A few days later I had to leave. I was due back at Fort Drum on Thursday, so Tuesday Kelly and I loaded up the back of the Outback with all my stuff. This time we added all my personal stuff that I had shipped home when I first deployed to Iraq in 2003. Jack was none too amused when I took the television set with me, since he had set it up in the bedroom, but I wasn’t impressed. “You want to keep it? Fine with me. Just buy me a new one,” I told him. “I don’t have the...
June to August 2002 The following week we had finals, and that was it. Seniors had to go through graduation, but the rest of us were out for a couple of months for the summer. For me that meant I had about a week of goof-off time before I had to go back to the mill full time. That would take me through all of June and into July, at which time it was back to practice for the football season, running twice-a-days and sweating off about ten pounds under the July sun. Somewhere during that...
Summer 2023 The job in Sullivan Springs was a larger project than most of those I had already worked on. The spreadsheets were smoking by the time I got through with them. When I contacted Ballantine in two weeks, it was only to tell him I was still working the project. Unlike some of my other jobs, in this one I didn’t have a single answer already packaged. In my other jobs the chief or sheriff already knew what he wanted to do and simply needed an outsider to give him a third-party...
January 2007 Mom was very upset that I wasn’t going to come home on my leave. She just wasn’t buying my explanation about losing my squad. She wanted me to come home, squad or no squad. I think Dad understood, and he told me that his father understood, but Mom was very unhappy. I had been in the Army now for four Christmases, and three had been spent in Iraq. I didn’t even bother telling her about the incident at Yankee North. One of her latest kicks was, “Are you the only soldier in Iraq?...
It seemed late when we finished dinner. There was a Welcome Aboard talk in the ship’s theater and after that we did a bit more exploring. There were all sorts of stuff on the boat, including a shopping center with incredibly overpriced stuff, a casino, and a bunch more bars, restaurants, and lounges. We walked around the deck and then went back to our cabin, where we discovered it had been made up, the bed turned down, and an odd animal formed out of some folded towels. Kelly decided she...
I was able to get in to see Captain Crowley on Thursday morning. Another young officer, African-American this time, was the one who escorted me in, and this time Crowley had some paperwork on his desk. I got the impression that after this meeting it would be time to shit or get off the pot. Crowley outlined the procedure to apply, and then reviewed the pay and benefits. “Grim, as an Administrative Assistant you make a bit more than minimum wage, but it’s a full-time job and it qualifies you...
I had fifteen Summers, and had reached my full growth a span of seasons before. It was past time that my clan consider me Sree. I'd first spilled my seed on the ground during my twelfth Summer, and had, right after that, spent my half moon's time alone in the forest, in order to prove myself to my clan a Mek Hunter. In my clan, Mek means boy and Sree means man. For a Mek to get to be a Sree, there had to be unanimous agreement from the Sree hunters. At my last petition, I'd only received...
Dad didn’t say anything to me the next day, so we must have covered our tracks. At least the back seat in the SuperCrew was wide enough for us to lay semi-flat on. We still drove around in the cold air with the windows down. Monday at school I saw Coach Summers and gave him the news. I was out for a week, and would be reevaluated afterwards, so I might be able to play if we won next week and went to State. “I won’t let you back on the field until you bring me a release from the doctor,” he...
June 2004 - August 2004 Word came down from Battalion that the rest of Second Brigade would be deploying to Iraq soon. It was expected that they would show up sometime in July, but no dates were available. What they would do then was not known, or at least not known to us down at Camp Custer. Where exactly they would be positioned wasn’t known or might change before they got here. However, one interesting tidbit came out. Fourth of the Fourth was going to get some leave. Over the next few...
For the last few days President Trump had been on a Twitter rampage, demanding that the NFL players stand during the anthem, demanding the team owners and coaches fire them if they didn’t, and promising dire actions otherwise. Both Jack and I were getting slammed left and right, me for not complaining about the football players’ protests and Jack for not doing more. He was also bitching about Puerto Rico, primary elections, and fake news. No wonder he wasn’t doing his job - he was spending...
2024 Sunday, I helped Jack get home. He had chartered a plane to fly from California to Matucket (“ Can you imagine flying commercial through Atlanta with a wheelchair?”) so I simply drove over to their house Sunday morning and helped him out of the house and down to his rental. None of our homes had ramps and I asked whether we should build some for their next visit. “Grim, I’m not sure you should bother. I don’t think I’ll be coming back here any time soon.” “Jack...” “Grim, I just...
I never really passed out, but I wasn’t in a mood to keep talking. The immediate threat was contained, and since I was trapped under a tree and wounded, I wasn’t going to wander around the battlefield. After a few minutes I began to hear sirens, both police and fire department; I wouldn’t be alone for long. I twisted my head to the left but couldn’t see to the end of the driveway out on Lakeside Drive. I did see flashing lights approaching, and the sirens went silent. Moments later I heard a...
Grandpa was right about some of what he had said. I googled ‘medal of honor procedure’ later and it turned out there was a huge process involved in giving the Medal of Honor. Once the recommendation worked its way up from Battalion to Brigade and then to Division, it landed at the Pentagon. At least two boards in the Human Resources Command had to approve it, and then it went before the Chief of Staff, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of...
Thursday morning was an exercise in controlled chaos. I had time to do a nice breakfast of scrambled eggs, toast, and bacon, which could be a bit of a luxury. I tried to cook a nice family breakfast on weekends but shift work with the MPD meant I frequently missed weekends. At least three of us ate well. Seamus only ate Froot Loops; he was almost three and was still a knucklehead in the Terrible Twos. After breakfast Kelly put Riley and me to work cleaning the house. Seamus, on the other...
Captain Crowley simply congratulated me on making it through SWAT and then told me that I needed to call CBS in New York. He gave me a phone number and told me to let him know what was going on. For my mind, I was basically done with publicity. The Army had mustered me out a second time, so they couldn’t order me back to New York, and if 60 Minutes wanted to do something on the MPD, they had to come to us in any case. The call went smoothly. Now that I was home from the Academy, CBS felt...
Mom went back to work down in the ER the next morning, which I found a blessing. I mean, I loved my mother, but she was driving me completely nuts hanging around the room with me. She still dropped in at lunchtime, but I could handle that. Otherwise, I had her bring in a few books from home that I could read holding up with my left hand. Kelly came over after school on Tuesday. She had worked out an arrangement to take a different bus over to the hospital, and then either Mom would take her...
Friday started out like most other days. We got Riley off to school on the bus, and Kelly loaded Seamus in the Sienna to take to day care at Matucket State. The big difference was that we dug out all the luggage. While she was at class, I packed all my formal stuff in a hanging bag, with the rest in a suitcase. As soon as Kelly and Seamus came home, she grabbed her stuff out of the closet and told me to start packing, while she packed everything for the kids. It became a mad rush, since I...
Friday, February 16, 2001 School had just started again after the winter break. I was hanging out after lunch with some friends near the south stairwell lockers, with Tilly next to me, when Terry Watson muttered, “Holy shit!” as he looked at something behind me. I turned around and didn’t see anything unusual, at least not at first. What I did see looked like a bunch of girls hugging. Then I saw one of the girls turn around and come over towards us. She was slim, about my height, with...
I was raised on a feral wilderness planet. My father was a hunter, trapping and killing for their meat the ferocious animals that dominated the planet. My mother ran a smallholding to raise grain, fruit and vegetables, heavily protected by fortifications and electric fences. My sisters showed no aptitude or inclination for hunting but readily took to helping my mother expand her smallholding. I took to hunting like a duck to water, surpassing my father's skills by my mid-teens. I could walk...
Jack managed to finagle a ride home with a couple of cheerleaders who were juniors. I have no idea if he got anything more from them than a lift home, and I didn’t want to know. One of these days my brother’s love life was going to bite him in the ass. Some girl was going to find him with another girl, and there would be hell to pay. Hopefully she wouldn’t be carrying a weapon when that happened. The Sports Section headline Saturday morning was “UNDERDOG PIONEERS CRUSH WARRIORS!” I had no...