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Day 5 (12) –Pretty much everyone

The whole family was gathered around Suki when Duke walked into the suite. Most had wet hair and towels wrapped around themselves. Duke paused, unsure what to do.

"Ah, Duke!" Suki exclaimed as he walked in. "Welcome back. We were just discussing plans for this evening."

"Thanks," he mumbled. "I already have plans."

She laughed, "Do they include a night dancing at the Club?"

" ... uh, yeah. Why?" He stepped beside his cousins.

"As I was just saying to everyone else when you walked in: we're all going to the Club this evening. Perry here has generously sprung for a private lounge for all of us. I think that'll really make this a fun time."

Richard looked around. "Why does having a private room affect things so much?" Duke noticed Fuki had him by the elbow.

I wonder what's going on there. Duke mused.

"The Club Rules. The normal public area rules you see posted by the elevator are in effect. However, in the VIP room, which you can use only if one of the dancers takes you back—"

"And by 'dancer', you mean 'stripper'." Duke interrupted.

Suki rolled her eyes. "Sure, if that helps, think of them that way. How's Lani doing?"

He shuffled his feet. "She's fine. Why?"

"Just checking. Now, as I was saying," she glared at him, "you can use the VIP room if you have a dancer with you. All the no nudity/no sex rules are relaxed there, of course. In the private rooms, the small ones, and the private lounges, which we have, the rules are also relaxed. So, you can hang out there, screw around, go out, dance, come back, whatever. The private lounges have mirrored walls that look out on both the dance floor, and into the VIP room. If you're feeling exhibitionist, you can light up the room, and everyone else will be able to see what you're doing."

"That sounds hot!" Barbie remarked.

"Yeah!" Candy agreed.

"It is," Suki resumed. "But! There's a time-line. At midnight, the Rules begin to change. First, toplessness is permitted. By twelve-thirty, full nudity. At one a.m. the prohibition against oral is lifted. That's when things get really going. At two, vaginal is allowed. It's pretty much a public orgy at that point. And yes, at three, it's all three holes open. People don't notice that one as much, usually, though they do make an announcement for each change."

"Oh. Wow. I'll just—" Richard glanced at Fuki.

A quick head-shake, Richard sputtered to a stop. She whispered in his ear.

"That sounds ... wild!" Duke piped up.

He felt someone sidle up to him, wrap an arm around his. Tits pressed into his bicep. He looked down into Tammie's sparkling eyes.

"Doesn't it?!" She smiled up at him.

"It is pretty crazy." Suki confirmed. "And we're gonna make it crazier."

"How so?" Perry asked.

Suki gave a wolf-grin. "A little background: we don't actually have that many Diamond members yet. They're expensive, and the people who could afford them tend to operate on word-of-mouth. Like you did."

Perry nodded. Truth.

"We're making headway, but this kind of word-of-mouth takes longer. It isn't something you tend to just blab to everyone."

Now the entire family nodded along.

"I'm glad to see you all understand. So, as some of you have already found, having a black wristband is a rarity." She nodded to the three boys.

They grinned back.

"The other guests notice when you're out and about. Everyone's seen the membership video, heard rumors or whatever about you. Many will want to see for themselves. The private lounge will allow us to hang out, without being constantly bothered by meddling busybodies. Plus, we'll give them something to chase after."

She paused.

"I'll bite, what is it?" Terry inquired.

"Your cum."

Everyone burst out laughing.

"That'll just make it worse!" Terry grimaced.

"Found that out already, have you?" Suki replied.

"Yes!"

"Don't worry. I have your back. It's actually part of my job. I promise, by the end of the night, whatever girl's making you make that face will no longer be an issue. Okay?"

Terry looked unconvinced. "If you say so. Not sure how you could do that."

"Dude," Duke hissed, "if she says she can, trust me, she can!"

Terry quirked an eyebrow. Duke nodded significantly.

Terry looked at Suki. "If my cousin vouches for you like that, you gotta be reliable. I'll follow your lead."

Suki beamed at both the boys. "Thank you, Duke. Terry, don't fret, I'll fix it."

"Anyway," Tim broke in, "how does our cum come in to play."

Suki laughed. "Good one. I'll tell you. Every time one of you guys cums, do it inside one the vaginas of one of the women here. I don't care what you're doing. Getting a blowjob, fucking some other club slut, jerking off, it doesn't matter. When you orgasm, stick your penis into one of the six women standing here right now and put your load in her."

"Oh, man, do we have to?" Duke mock-whined.

"Yeah, seriously?" Terry chimed in.

Suki waggled a finger. "Smartass boys. Just remember, I'm helping you out tonite."

"Oh, yeah." Terry turned to Duke. "Stop messing with the woman. Can't you see she's hooking us up?"

"Whatever." Duke muttered. "Please explain, oh wise one, how me cuming in Tammie here." He squeezed her arms against his side. "Or my mom over there." He winked at her smile. She winked back, stuck her tongue out and wiggled it. "Helps us with the other Club patrons."

Okay, this conversation's getting surreal.

Suki bowed. "I'm glad you asked. Because we'll have cups standing by. The women will squeeze it back out. Nice tasty creampie in a glass. A shot of your cum, mixed with their pussy-juice, is an ... aphrodisiac. We'll have a waitress take it to the bar, where girls will buy it. Sell enough, and the place will be seething with arousal long before the orgy begins. Oh, and incidentally, if you do provide enough, the lounge is free."

Silence greeted this pronouncement.

What? Did that just come out of her mouth? Duke blinked. That's ... well, the sickest thing I've ever heard. Really? A whole process? I wonder what everyone else thinks of that idea.

Duke risked a quick glance at his father. The shock reflected there mollified him a little.

They say after enough shocks, your system becomes inured. Richard hadn't yet reached that limit. Only Fuki's hand on his arm kept him grounded enough to keep his silence.

Let it go. Enjoy the evening. He told himself. This time, it even sounded like his own voice instead of his new lover's.

Holy fuck! That's so hot! I can't wait. Thought pretty much everyone else.

"Sounds like a plan, then." Perry shrugged. "Anything else?"

Figures. Thought Duke.

Suki thought for a minute. "Nope, I don't think so. Let's finish getting ready."

With that, they broke up.

Duke gave Tammie a kiss on her forehead. "I've got someone I want you to meet. Stick with me tonite, at least when we first get there. Okay?"

"Sure thing, Master!" She kissed his cheek.

She scampered over to the counter, began putting on makeup.

Duke looked around, spotted his father whispering a conversation with Fuki. He walked up.

"Hey dad, can I talk to you for a minute." He interrupted.

Fuki glared at him. "In a minute." She spat.

"It's okay, dear." Richard kissed her forehead too. He patted her rump. "Go get ready. Let me have a talk with my son. I promise, I'll spend the whole night pleasuring you."

Still shooting daggers at Duke, she hugged his father. "You better. And remember what we talked about."

"I do."

She moved off. Duke hugged his father's shoulders, dragged him outside on the balcony. They walked to the railing before Duke let go. He kept a hand on Richard's shoulder, to keep him in place, staring out at the sea.

"What is it, son?"

"Let's keep our voices down, okay?" Duke could barely be heard above the wind and surf.

"What's going on?" Richard matched his son's tone.

"I found out today that they keep everything under surveillance here. There's cameras everywhere. Even in the rooms. They spy on us constantly. Watch what you say." Duke cautioned.

"That is ... not surprising." Richard stated. "Even if they didn't do that with everyone, we're the ones they're concerned with most. That's how it seems, anyway."

"Good. You've been careful in what you say? Even to yourself?"

"Yes. Very. Why?"

"You know we have a meeting tomorrow at lunch?"

"I do. I believe they will explain things then. Just enjoy the evening, there's nothing we can do, if we wanted to."

Did you give up, already?

"You still want to get together in the morning?" Duke asked.

"That will ... probably not be possible. We should avoid attracting too much attention."

"What happened today, dad?" Duke demanded.

"Nothing 'happened'. It's fine son. Was that all?"

"Yeah, I guess so. No, wait! I almost forgot. I ... um..."

Richard smiled at his son. "What do you need, Duke?"

"I met a girl. Well, actually, she met me. She needs to get away from this place, and from her home life. I told her she could come stay with us."

Richard's eyebrows shot up. "And just how old is this girl?"

"Sixteen. She leaves Sunday, it's her last day here. Please?"

"You say this is for her and not for yourself?"

Duke nodded.

No need for him to know it's at Suki's behest. I think she really does want to come.

"Then sure. She can come to our place. How long does she need?"

"I'm not sure. A while, I think."

Just until she's eighteen. No big deal.

"Okay. We'll need to get some info from her, so your mother can get her enrolled in school. She's not freeloading. She understands she'll have responsibilities?"

"I'll make sure she does." Duke assured his father.

Richard clapped his son's shoulder. "I'm proud of you son. You're trying to help others. That's always a good thing. I promise I'll support you in whatever you're doing if it's for that purpose."

"Thanks dad."

They hugged.

That went easier than I expected. I wonder if Lani was right.

Inside, Suki and her daughter observed the father and son. They stood just inside the windows, away from everyone else.

"I infer from how that looks, you did well, daughter." Suki's fingertips traced her daughter's spine.

"I have him firmly wrapped around my pussy, mother. Well, planted inside anyway."

"You do. I will do the rest. Just make sure he spends the entire night with you." Suki ordered.

"With pleasure." Fuki grinned.

It took a little while for the women to finish getting ready. Suki produced some drinks for the guys, so they could relax on the balcony while they waited. They laughed and joked, enjoying the night air. Duke found out they'd already had dinner, too and intended to head right to the Club when everyone finished preparing. He was shocked at how late it was. He'd spent the entire day with Lani without realizing it.

When ready, the women all trooped out to present themselves. Wolf-whistles, applause and murmured approval greeted their arrival.

Fuki was back in her slutty-schoolgirl outfit, though Richard was the only one who'd seen it before. Hair in pigtails, she'd obtained a sucker from somewhere and pursed her lips over it repeatedly. She tucked herself under Richard's arm, a situation he acted perfectly fine with.

Suki wore the simplest outfit: a black mini-skirt, white shimmering backless blouse and heels. She took Tim's arm. She'd easily wheedled the story from him.

"Terry," she told him, "you go straight to our lounge. Let me and Tim deal with your new 'friend'. If I think she's okay, I'll bring her back. How's that sound?"

"Fine by me." He agreed.

Tammie wore the kinkiest outfit. Suki'd found her a leather corset. It had separate cups for her oversized boobs, several silver buckles and generally made her already hourglass figure even more pronounced. She also wore painted-on leather pants and thigh-high leather boots. A thick leather collar, with a chrome ring on her neck completed the ensemble.

"Check it out!" She announced.

She revealed a thin flap covering the zipper on her pants. It stretched from navel to ass-crack. If unzipped, she'd be able to fuck without taking a stitch off. Whistles and catcalls let her know the men appreciated it. She stepped next to Duke.

Tina went sporty. Tight, ripped daisy-dukes gave her a camel toe. A white, off-shoulder, bare-midriff top showed her athletic figure to great effect. Go-go boots made her look even taller. She hugged her father, while he palmed her ass.

Candy wore a black leather mini-dress. Zippers at the crotch and low-scooped cleavage-line indicated she'd be easy to play with. She sashayed over to Terry.

"I'll take your mind off things, honey." She whispered into his ear.

He ran a hand up her backside, cupped her ass-cheek under her dress. "Anytime, mom!" He grinned.

Barbie also went with the LBD. Only hers was a form-hugging, scrunched, strapless number that accented just how voluptuously awesome her new body was. A quick tug down or up would expose massive boobs or bubble ass without effort. Nipples crinkled at Duke's demand.

"C'mere mom, we're having fun tonite!" He panted.

"Two women on your arms, you stud!" Barbie husked.

With everyone partnered off, Suki led the way to the elevator.

When they got to the Club entrance, a good-sized line stretched back into the lobby. Suki bypassed all that. She walked right up to the rope. The enormous black bouncer working there unclipped it so she didn't even break stride.

"Everyone back to my daughter's with me." She breezed by the sign reminding patrons that the Rules applied in the Club until informed otherwise.

The bouncer nodded. He counted off the eleven individuals, then replaced the rope.

"Hey! How come they get to go in?" Someone in line shouted.

"Yeah, what makes them so special?" Another voice chimed in.

"Yeah, sup?"

The bouncer ignored them all. Business as usual.

Inside, though still a little early, it was already filling up. A decent-sized dance floor bracketed by two bars occupied the room's center. At each bar's end, a pole stretched to the ceiling. Behind each bar was a small seating area, with several small, round stages scattered about. A pole stood in the center of each stage, as well. Scantily-clad women gyrated on every pole. Along one wall, a series of narrow curtained arches stretched. Several bouncers paced the steps leading up to them.

At the back of the room, an archway with a "VIP" sign split the wall. To each side was a curtained doorway and floor-to-ceiling mirrors. A DJ station and immense screen occupied the final wall. A fifth wall, of sound crushed them as they trooped in.

Suki didn't even try to talk. She tapped her daughter's shoulder, pointed. Fuki nodded. She got everyone's attention, waved to follow her lead. Suki held Tim back, pointed at each bar.

"Which one?" She mouthed.

He shrugged, shook his head. She nodded, dragged him to the closest one. She marched right through the crowd. Tim's broad form kept everyone from crushing her. She established them in a spot next to the corner, where a dancer did the splits halfway up the pole. A scantily-clad female bartender glanced at her, gave a head lift. Suki held up two fingers, indicated herself and Tim. The girl pointed at several bottles on a shelf. Suki looked a question at Tim, who shrugged back. Suki pointed and the bartender handed her two full cups. She handed one to Tim with a smile. They clunked rims and sipped.

"Eleven?" Suki mouthed to Tim.

He nodded, looked around. The place filled rapidly. It was impossible to see more than a few feet in any direction. He gave a theatrical shrug, indicated moving to the other bar. Suki shook her head. She put her drink on the bar, motioned for him to do the same. She indicated for him to boost her up onto the tiny stage that surrounded the pole. He lifted her easily, sat her on the edge.

She looked Tim in the eye, winked. She spread her knees, gave him a beaver shot. Her clit-ring glinted in the flashing lights. Tim licked his lips. She grabbed the pole behind her head, other hand planted on the stage edge. Suddenly, she spun and was standing, leaning out so she wouldn't hit the woman sliding back down the pole. The two women chatted for a second, then Suki leaned out to scan the crowd. The other girl slid herself behind, reached into Suki's backless blouse and blatantly fondled her boob. She ground her groin into Suki's ass. The crowd around Tim cheered in appreciation.

Fuck, she's so hot!

Suki slowly revolved, scanning the entire crowd. When she got back to Tim, she shook her head. She held up a finger, winked again. Quick as a snake, she spun in place. Facing the dancer now, she wrapped the girl with an arm and lip-locked. The two hot women undulated against each other, messily making out. They humped each other's thigh. The rowdy crowd got louder.

When they ended the kiss, Suki mouthed "thank you" to the dancer and slipped off into Tim's arms.

"You like?" She asked.

He panted, tongue lolling. She smacked his shoulder. She took a big drink. Tim held his hands up, helplessly. She shook her head, pointed at their spot. She held up three fingers, changed it to a zero.

Tim agreed, staying here was the best option. No chance they'd find the girls in this crowd if they went to the other bar. Besides, this one was closer to the entrance. The most likely spot to find someone. He looked around. Several guys were giving him envious looks. Several girls winked or made eye contact. Tim just smiled back. It never occurred to him to ask how she knew what they looked like.

Suki knew the bar was so crowded, even if they were exactly where the girls said, they still might not meet. That was fine with her, but she figured it'd be better to head things off now than have the girls dig up her guys when she was otherwise occupied. And she knew exactly how to attract attention to Tim.

She hooked an arm around his neck. She stared into his eyes, drew her lips to his. A quick brush, tongue darted out. She wedged her body between his legs. Without letting go, she began dancing, grinding on him. Sensuously, she flexed her body, undulated against his hardening groin. Her other hand, with the cup in it, hung down. She moved to the side, straddling his thigh. Humped herself on him in time to the bass-heavy beat.

Tim, for his part stood frozen. He was a fifteen-year-old computer nerd. He'd never danced with a girl, not even once. Now this uber-MILF hottie danced like they were naked, in bed. This was so far beyond anything he'd ever done he wasn't sure what to do.

Suki gave him a few minutes to get with the program. When he remained stock still, she grabbed his hand, had him transfer his drink to the hand opposite hers. Then she firmly planted his now-empty palm on her ass. It took some poking and prodding, but eventually he caught on. Soon he was dragging her all over his body, while she happily bumped and ground. She rewarded him with a kiss. They tongue-dueled, wiggled and writhed, Tim lost in their own world.

Suki loved to dance. Her first job at the Resort was on one of the poles in this room. She never lost awareness of what went on around them. Those in the vicinity of the bar were either attempting to get a drink, or were busy hitting on each other. Anyone who wanted to dance was a few feet away, on the floor. Between Tim's now-broad form and Suki's energy, everyone gave them wide berth.

After about thirty minutes, Suki elected to give the pole one last shot. She needed to check up on her guys. She'd been hoping to shove some hot teen slut into Tim's arms and tell him to go to town. Dance or fuck, made no difference. She stepped back, indicated she wanted him to boost her up again. Their drinks were long since gone. He did as she wished, stood patiently.

It was a different girl this time. Actually the third such girl; each one kept getting propositioned by the crowd of horny guys hanging around the bar. This one knew Suki well. Suki'd sold her membership to her family. She gave Suki space to do as she wished. Miraculously, Suki spotted them. The girls were hanging out, at the other end of the bar. Sighing, Suki rolled her eyes. She'd done everything but post a billboard, and still they missed. She pointed, waved. Several hopeful guys indicated "me?" She kept shaking her head, moving her finger and signaling. Eventually, one of the less egotistical, but still observant guys standing by them noticed her. He nudged Lisa.

When Lisa finally deigned to look at him, he directed her attention to Suki's smiling, waving form. Lisa looked around, pointed: "me?". When Suki nodded emphatically, she pointed again: "me, really?" Suki rolled her eyes theatrically. She pointed at Lisa and her sister, indicated they should come to her end of the bar. Looking uncertain, she nodded. She grabbed her sister, motioned to follow.

When they finally pushed through to the other end, Suki was on the ground. She'd resumed grinding against Tim, to his obvious delight. Her ass was shaking in his crotch, arms back to grab his ass. This was the scene when the sisters broke through. Lisa recognized him immediately. She stared at the Asian woman, disappointed. She'd been hoping he'd come here for her.

Then Tim looked up. He saw Lisa and a smile broke out. He spun Lisa into a hug, planted a huge kiss on her lips. He winked at Suki and nodded at Lauren.

"You came!" Lisa shouted.

He nodded, smiling. He thumbed toward the dance floor. When she nodded enthusiastically, he grabbed her hand and the two disappeared into the crowd. Looking back, Lisa spotted the Asian woman motioning to Lauren before the crowd closed back up.

Suki motioned for Lauren to follow, which she ignored. She looked around for Terry. Suki stepped up to her nose. She gave the stupid girl a look and shook her head. Lauren looked stricken. Suki crooked a finger. Casting about regretfully, she trudged after. Suki strutted right up to one of the bouncers by the private alcoves. She wagged her eyebrows. He smiled, pointed at an empty space. Suki waved, dragged the confused girl inside.

When Lauren crossed the threshold, the oppressive beat reduced to a normal level. The bouncer outside released a catch, and a translucent curtain fell. It provided privacy since the Club lights were brighter outside. There was just enough light inside, from the single fake candle for the women to see each other. The noise level was low enough for them to converse.

"Who're you? Where's Terry?" Lauren demanded.

Suki studied the girl.

"I'm Suki." She held out a hand.

Lauren took a breath. Met her hand. "I'm Lauren. Nice to meet you, I guess."

"Care to sit?" Suki indicated the single oversized chair at the back of the alcove. It would hold two, but only if they were intimate.

Lauren looked around. "What, ah, about you?"

Suki perched on the tiny side-table. "This is fine."

"How about this?" Lauren leaned against the opposite armrest. "You take that one."

Suki appreciated the gesture, obeyed.

Lauren looked out at the dance floor. "I came on too strong, didn't I?" She grimaced.

She had, but Suki wasn't going to beat her up about it. Not any more.

"What makes you ask that?"

"He just seemed so ... cool. Ya know? Like, we were trolling around, chatting up guys, asking them to help us out. Got a couple, but not too many. Then Lisa, she spots these three guys. They're hanging out by the bar. Obviously friends or family or whatever. Bunch of not-family older women all hanging out with them. Never saw that before. It's easy to find someone else here. Girls don't cluster like that, like they do at school."

"They're special." Suki agreed.

"Yeah. Younger guys, but they weren't all showing off or acting like dorks or anything. Just talking, flirting, having fun. Like they were older than they looked. Even when this foxy model totally gets on one guy, they acted cool about it. Mostly."

"They're a stable group. Cousins but best friends. It's a good combination." Suki explained.

"Oh, okay. I thought they were brothers. Anyway, we realized they had all kinds of attention because they've got black wristbands on. Wow! Everyone jokes about it, but we don't see them hardly ever. The one or two I have seen acted like king-of-the-world jerks. So, I like totally walked up and asked them to hook up with us."

Suki looked away. "What did you do?"

"When we were fucking, I started getting all googly-eyed about how mind-blowing Terry was. Started asking him where he lived and ... said I'd come visit and all that shit. Came on like a ton of bricks. Dammit! I know that's the worst way to get a guy, scares them off." Lauren sighed. "I don't even know why I did it. Picturing the occasional pussy-melting fuckathon just made me so horny!" Lauren shivered.

Suki met her eyes. "Well, you know what you did, and why it was a mistake. Now what do you want to do?"

"What do you mean? I'm not gonna go all stalker on him, follow his brother and my sister around until I find him. That's like, dumb. I can find another guy. Not as good, but still ... Who are you? Why are you talking to me? He your boy-toy or something?"

Suki licked her lips lasciviously. "He's definitely a tasty boy! But you know that already. I'm just the person who looks out for the family while they're here. What I meant was, now that we've talked, do you still want to fuck him?"

"Are you kidding? Of course I'd fuck him!" Lauren exclaimed. "I'd wait in line to fuck him! What do I have to do to get that again?"

Suki's gaze hardened. "He's with his own family right now. Can you be cool? Share him with his sisters and mother and all that? You turn all crazy again, I'll drag you out myself."

Lauren gushed. "You'd do that? You're awesome! Yeah, I'll be cool, I promise. Chill. Totally. I apologize."

Suki held up a hand. "Don't even do that. I'll tell him you're cool, you just hang. Whatever he's doing now, just go with it. Got it?"

"Got it. You're the boss." Lauren practically glowed.

Suki sighed, stood. Drama. It was like wrangling cats. She'd take guys over psycho bitches any day. And twice on Sundays. Twice, yum. Two big, horny guys on Sunday. She blinked, god, she'd been so busy fucking riding herd on women today she hadn't even gotten laid since this morning. And that hadn't been nearly satisfying enough, she'd taken a back-seat so Fuki could semen-t her hold on Richard. Giggle. She really needed a good fuck. Soon. Maybe a threesome with Tim (yummy boy) and this girl's sister. That might be fun.

Okay, get a-fucking-hold of yourself Suki. Slut.

"Well, let's see if we can't find your fling, shall we?" She held a hand out for Lauren.

Meanwhile, Fuki led the way for the rest of the family. She walked up to the bouncer standing by the VIP entrance. She pointed at the doorway to the private lounge next to it. The tall man looked her up and down. He picked up a clipboard, showed her. She tapped a name. He nodded, pointed at the doorway to the other lounge. She walked over, motioned for Richard to enter.

Looking dubious, he ducked in. The overpowering sound receded. She leaned in after him, pointed at the far corner.

"Sit there baby! I'll be right in." She instructed him.

She looked back, pointing out the other family members. Duke stopped by one of the dancer poles. Lani hung upside down by a single crooked leg. She wore a white mesh mini-skirt and top. The top was a band that barely covered her boobs, with sleeves. Underneath, she had pasties and a thong on, white as well. White stripper-heels, ankle-strapped completed the outfit.

Duke waved. She smiled, slid down. Upside down, he leaned in, kissed her. Without breaking contact, she inverted her body, legs wrapped around his waist. He straightened, held her in his arms. Tammie winked at Barbie, motioned for them to continue. She gave a thumbs-up, it would be okay.

The aunt and niece walked in to their private lounge to find Perry popping the cork on a bottle of chilled champagne. Two other ice buckets held bottles of beer and a fifth of Grey Goose. He handed glasses out, even forced on into Richard's hand.

"Have a drink with us, brother." He insisted.

"All right." Richard grabbed two glasses, one for Fuki as well.

Once everyone had a drink, he raised his glass. "To—"

Duke and Lani parted the curtain. "Hey guys. This is Lani. Lani, this is my family. Well, most of them anyway."

"Welcome!" Perry waved.

He poured her a glass as well.

"As I was saying," he continued, "to an unforgettable, life-changing family vacation. Cheers!"

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From the first time we touched it was obvious that the spark between us was something special.The way we responded to each others touch was celestial,the passion was unlike any other either of us had ever experienced.So it was ovious we were campatible in many ways very early on.So it should of come to no surprise that I would discover she was a freak as well.I mean after all,my dream woman would be,right.So as soon as her freak flag became apparent,I ran it right up my flag pole so to speak. ...

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Thats not a goat thats a DONKEY

Sari: But father! That is a donkey! And a male! Your eyesight is getting worse every day! Ezekiel: Oh rats! Guess I should return it. Sari: Wait, don’t he’s kina cute. The donkey stands there, short and stout, however sporting a massive erection. Goofily disproportionate. Sari: Look at him, his hair is so fuzzy! Ezekiel: Ok, we can keep him as a pet if you like him so much. Sari: Looks like you are with us now. I will call you Eppi. Let’s see if I can teach you some new tricks. Sari...

1 year ago
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Thats a Good Slut

You look at yourself in the hotel mirror, hardly believing that you’ve been able to arrange a night in the big city sans your husband, but here you are, dressed in your slinkiest lingerie, wet to the extent that you’re about to leak. He’s going to be at the door any minute and you haven’t even laid eyes on him yet, the cop. Sure, you’ve seen a picture, but they never tell the whole story. You’ve talked on-line and on the phone, his voice is sexy as hell, so is what he said he was going to do....

4 years ago
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Thats What Friends Are For

“I asked you two to come in because we need to talk. Al, what would you think of having sex with Mary?” Let me backtrack to give you a little history. My name is Albert but most of our friends call me Al. My wife of 23 years is Angie. We’re soccer parents in the summer and hockey parents all winter. Being associated with any rep team sports is a lot like joining a family. We see so much of each other that we all become a part of each other’s lives. We help each other out whenever we can no...

3 years ago
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Thats All For Now

I walk into his hotel room and an easy smile comes across my face as I see him sprawled on the bed, reading.  ‘Hey you,’ I say, walking over to wrap my arms around him. He grins and slowly winds his arms around me, pulling me right against him. ‘You ready to see the sights?’ He laughs a little and nods. ‘I can’t wait! I’ve wanted to see Scotland for so long. And it’s the biggest bonus ever to already know someone over here, to have my personal little tour guide.’ I laugh too, a warmth...

3 years ago
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Thats My Babysitter In That Porn Video

Following my divorce, my company transferred me across the country and the custody agreement with the ex allowed me to have my daughter for six months then she would go back to her mother’s place on the West Coast for another six. I had a deadline rapidly approaching and desperately needed some uninterrupted time in my home office to complete my reports. I called my usual babysitter and she apologized but had accepted another job for the evening. I explained my situation and asked if she had...

4 years ago
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Thats What Friends are For

Denise wrapped her mouth around Cory’s firm cock with a sigh. She sucked lightly then licked around the head a few times as Scott moved to her rhythm. He moved closer to her with her head half in his lap and his back on the headboard. They were oddly straddled on the bed since Scott was underneath her while she road him in time with sucking Cory’s cock. Denise felt the cool lube as Richie pushed his dick in her butt hole seconds before it found it’s temporary home. “Oh yeah Baby let’s get...

3 years ago
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Thats My Girl

It was opening day for football and Steve had invited three friends over to his house to watch the games. The three men were all members of his softball team from work. Two of the men had been friends for years and one was visiting his house for the first time. Gary and Sean were the longtime friends and Bill had recently moved into the area and was a new hire by Steve’s company. The men had settled in for the games. The first game would be starting soon. The food and drinks were well supplied...

3 years ago
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THATS WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR

Bright sunlight streaming in through the window brought me around from a long and deep sleep. The night before had been quite a late one for me, my husband Tim and I had been to visit friends, we chatted for so long it must have been nearly two am before we arrived home, but it had certainly been a fun evening. Tim of course had long been up and left for work before eight am, the coffee he brought me earlier was now stone cold by the side of the bed. I lay there thinking how well we had done in...

3 years ago
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That crazy Sister

CHAPTER ONE "Does he bite?" Tony Plumber asked nervously, when the big black Alsatian came trotting up to them. "Oh, no – he's very friendly," Karen Blackburn assured him as she reached out to pet the dog. Tony and Karen had just entered her apartment, and the Alsatian had come down the hall to meet them. He was wagging his tail, but he still made Tony a bit wary. The hall was dimly lit, and the big brute looked like a black shadow – a black shadow with gleaming white fangs and a long,...

2 years ago
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That Ghost Is Our Host

That Ghost Is Our Host by C. Sprite (c) 1999 Prologue When Andy and his pals made plans to party in the old Westervelt Mansion, they never dreamed that they were about to become so well acquainted with their feminine side. Chapter One "Come on Rob, stretch", I yelled. "I'm stretching. I can't reach it." Rob suddenly managed to hook his fingers over the top edge of the wall. As he took some of his weight off of my back, I was able to stand up...

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That Girl

That Girl Janet L. Stickney [email protected] "I know what you're thinking," mom said quietly. "You didn't think I knew, and now that you do, you probably think that you'll look like a freak, or one of those garish drag queens, but I promise you that if you cooperate, you'll look just as pretty as any of the girls you know! And besides," she added, "since I already know that you have been playing around in my clothes; I don't want you to try to deny it!" "But mom!.... That...

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That Weekend

That Weekend by Vickie Tern i. My negotiations in Baltimore went faster than I'd expected, no need to stay the weekend and finish up on Monday or Tuesday, so early Friday morning I booked a flight back and a few hours later when I arrived home I picked up a small bottle of my wife's favorite perfume before heading out to my car. A peace offering, we'd quarreled about something trivial...

2 years ago
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That was Then This is Now

Chapter 1 I’m Doug, 5’ 11, 175 pounds, in good shape still, and own my own remodeling business. After 10 years of being divorced, I found that being single was good for me. Sure, it is nice to have a partner who likes things that I do, and likes to have sex, but also does not want to be tied down to each other and suffer through the pain that divorce can bring. Especially when you are 50 and pretty set in your ways. Before I married at 28, I pretty much led a carefree life too. I would date...

2 years ago
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That Fateful Morning

That morning the blue sky I was looking at from our bed seemed clearer and more blue than ever before and that memory is burned forever into my mind because it was that morning that I told Claire that I wanted to start dressing again. It had been 3 years since I explained to Claire about my cross-dressing history. I'd been dressing in private since I was a small child and was a part of my life but that I would try to keep it out of our relationship and keep things simple. At the time...

3 years ago
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That Which We Call a Rose Complete

Notes: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity between the characters in this story and any actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This story is copyright 2012 by Brett Hainley. Permission is hereby given to share this story on the World Wide Web, provided that (a) no charge of any kind, including, but not limited to, subscription fees, is made in connection with access to the story, (b) the story is reprinted in its entirety, including this notice, and (c) proper...

2 years ago
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That Summer with Kate

My summer with Kate didn’t get off to a very good start. In fact it could have ended before it even began. Ever since I was a little kid I had spent my summer holidays on the family farm with my uncles, aunts and assorted cousins. This one was going to be different, for a start it was longer than normal, given that I had graduated high school and was heading for Uni, and this started a month or so later than school. And this was the first time that I had brought a girl with me. Stephanie...

3 years ago
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That Naked Girl From The Internet

He looked around his new apartment smiling. The smell of the fresh paint greeted him. He took a deep breath to inhale its aroma. He looked around at the furniture he had just finished moving into place. He thought he had done a pretty neat job. He was exhausted and sweaty having had cleaned the place from top to bottom and moving around the heavy stuff to their proper places. He flopped on the sofa and turned on his new 37 inch TV that was hanging on the wall. He was Michael Kein, standing...

2 years ago
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That week

That week... by Debry White (debrywhite at live.com) This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. It was Friday in the middle of the summer, my boss had the day off and I had finished with all my assignments and I thought it was a good idea to take some extra time during the lunch hour to...

4 years ago
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That Asshole

I was sitting at the bar in a restaurant called Marty's in one of the many suburbs of Chicago waiting for my date, actually a blind date set up for me by a friend at work. I got there forty-five minutes early because it would have been too far to drive home to my apartment and be able to get back in time to meet my date. Another reason I was so early was that it had been years since I had been on a regular date let alone a blind date and I was a bit nervous. I wanted to have a couple of drinks...

4 years ago
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That Morning

This story will not be an easy read. For that I do not apologize. That morning almost three thousand people lost their lives including 19 terrorists. The dead became instant heroes to a nation reeling from the shock. But the truth is that they were just human beings like you and me. Some of them good and some horribly flawed. As well as loving mothers and sisters, devoted fathers, brothers, uncles and sons, there were also alcoholics, drug abusers and yes, both the victims of domestic violence...

2 years ago
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That Time I Died

“What you losers doing?” Asked Adam, one of the unpleasant people sat in front of us. “None of your business,” replied Peter, but Adam just leaned over. “Baby stuff I see,” Adam said, grabbing Mark’s 3DS. “Hey! Give that back!” Mark shouted. “Now now, don’t be mean,” said Alex, Adam’s girlfriend. “If they want to be infinitely unpopular and the scum of the Earth for the rest of their lives, that’s their choice.” “It’s a pretty stupid one, I’d say,” Adam said. “Do you dorks know what I’m...

4 years ago
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That Aint My Truck

You know, Lindsey, I never should’ve been played like that. Makylah played me for a complete fool and I was stupid enough to fall for it. What does that say for my self image? Pretty fucking pathetic if you ask me. But no, you’re right, I should keep my head up. I deserve better than that bitch, better than the lying whore she is. Get this, she told me she loved me and not him. I just don’t get it. She said she had left him and that she was all mine. Then I get slapped in the face like this? I...

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That Old Dark House

THAT OLD DARK HOUSE by Throne Travis was bored and restless. At 19 he was stuck in an uninspiring job, craved excitement, and never had enough money. But he wasn't totally without options. The old Wheatley Mansion was out there on the edge of town, protected by a high iron fence that was topped with sharp points, and guarded by a live-in caretaker. The watchman was middle-aged and when he came into town it was mostly to buy supplies. His name was Harry or Gary or something. It...

2 years ago
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That Time We Moved to Tulsa

My name is Marvin Duncan. I'm eighty-three years old, and I'm gonna tell you about a time after WWII when my family had to pick up and move from the mountains of Kentucky to Oklahoma because the coal mine where my daddy worked got shut down. The story is mostly about how, during that move, I hooked up with the woman I wound up being married to for fifty-five years before she died. I'm getting pretty old myself now, and I thought I'd just write all this down while I still have a working...

2 years ago
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That curious incident at the night time

It was well after midnight, and I was in my car, driving with my eyes completely focused on the road, and my mind reminding myself - don't go above 40 kmph, don't go above 40 kmph. Driving faster would have meant reaching home sooner for sure. But I was aware that I was still somewhat under the influence of alcohol I had consumed at the office party at the farmhouse.I am usually very careful never to drive while drunk. Even if I have had just one beer, I know that my tolerance is so low that I...

3 years ago
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THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR MOTHER1

One has a split, two make a hole. Or Hole-sum family fun for mom, dad, and me. Done for a quickie cum by Oediplex 8==3~ [This quickie was inspired by a video, where a thoroughly fucked lady by a lucky youth, had her bottom turned toward the camera, and showed a gaping pussy hole; wet and pink, and ready to have the viewer's dick plunge into that erotic hollow, and cum mightily, deep in her yearning cavity. My advice to see it is - Google the name Cjoe, and peruse his...

1 year ago
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THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR MOTHER0

One has a split, two make a hole. Or Hole-sum family fun for mom, dad, and me. Done for a quickie cum by Oediplex 8==3~ Dad with golf, got a hole in one; Mom fucking, had a hole for two. They let me watch while they had sex, And that's when I got my first screw! My father was teaching me the game of golf. I was eighteen and green when it came to the links. I was not as innocent when it came to puttering around with the girls. But I still hadn't sunk my club up to the...

2 years ago
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That Mirror AdamNCourtneyB Part 2 Body Swap

That Mirror: AdamNCourtneyB Part 2 Body SwapWe are going on three months now, time continues to fly by. My wife and I haven't stayed in our own bodies for more then a few hours. Just long enough to goto work complete the day and rush home. We have hardly left the house, I dont think either of us wanted to spend a moment away from each others company.That is until this week, my wife has a old friend and her husband going to stay with us, It had been planned for nearly a year. Its a annual event,...

4 years ago
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That Unforgettable First

There is one thing that no man – regardless of age or experience – can forget. His first complete sexual experience. In that I am like all of the rest of my gender. The only oddity are my relatively young age at the time and who it was that got my cherry.I'll also add that this is one of those “no shit” stories. It really happened the way I'm telling it and the ages, jobs, and even names are accurate. The statute of limitations has long since passed. Moreover, I'll go to my grave...

3 years ago
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That Damned Little Red DressChapter 2

All right, as I sat and languished in my jail cell over the following few months I had to admit that there were some things that didn't make much sense to me. More a collection of unanswered questions than anything else; that I knew I'd have to know the answers to sometime. The first thing that didn't make much sense to me, was why had Jeanne's friend Elaine Peters stood in the dock that day and claimed that it had been she wearing that little red dress and who had enjoyed a liaison with...

3 years ago
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That Uneasy Feeling

Up in the mountains of Northern California lies an old Spanish mission turned hacienda. It was carved out of the live rock by Indian slave labor well before the name 'California' was thought of. A bit east of Big Bar a winding road leads north, into the rough country. Where Big French Creek Road abruptly turns back on itself a rough trail continues deeper, deeper into the mountains. Eventually the trail stops before a wall of hand-fitted dark stone blocks, five stories tall. It reeks of age...

4 years ago
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That Hated Edge

I hated Em, and hated even more that I was stuck inside the cramped dorm room with her for the whole senior year at high school. I hated cheerleaders in general, but her even more. She was a bitch, that pretty, perfect looking kind of girl everyone took for an angel, with long, blond hair, full lips and boobs that drew every male’s attention. She flaunted her toned legs on high heels every opportunity she got and never needed to pay a single cent when she went out. She played everyone around...

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That Which We Call a Rose

I've been away too long, a busy life has dragged me away. But just to let you all know that I am still alive and kicking, here is a simple little story. No sex in this one. I was sitting at the bar of the Holiday Inn in Eindhoven, Holland. It was about 9:30 on a Thursday evening in November and I'd just come out of the restaurant, and was sipping my beer and watching the world go by. A guy came and sat on the next bar stool, I glanced his way. He looked the average travelling businessman....

3 years ago
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That Which You Dont Have You Want the Most

My wife cheated on me once. Once was enough. I'm sure she thought she had everything covered and was quite surprised at the way I handled things. The build up was the usual story, married for fifteen years, things had gotten rather stale. We drifted apart, spending time in the same house, under the same roof, but in separate rooms though. She grew distant from me. I noticed at some point that we were no longer partners, no longer confidants, no longer lovers. She left too many clues. I picked...

1 year ago
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That Time I Banged A Mermaid

So there I was, kayaking through the beautiful waters of New Zealand, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. I was searching for a series of caves I'd read about that were allegedly filled with bioluminescent glow worms. Photos made it seem like a scene in Avatar, and although I didn’t like the movie, I couldn’t help but gawk at the amazing visuals like everyone else. To see their real life inspiration would be incredible. The man I rented my kayak from told me there were guided tours once a...

Monster Sex
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That Was Then This is Now Pt 02

Chapter 6 – Erica Tells Her Side My name is Erica Simms. This is how I totally fucked up my life. I’m not a raving beauty or centrefold type, just a girl-next-door. Like Evan, I guess I’m just average, which is necessarily a bad thing. I’m not the big, busty blond who spreads her legs for anyone. I’m only about 5’2′ and weigh in at 105 lb on a good day. My breasts aren’t huge, little more than a handful. Evan always said that size didn’t matter. Evan and I had grown up together and been best...

4 years ago
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That Was Then This is Now Pt 01

Note to readers, if you want lots of wham, bam, thank you mam then this isn’t for you. Part 1 deals with what happened and why, 2 & 3 deal with the aftermath. This touches on depression and attempted suicide, subjects I’m all too familiar with. If this subject disturbs you, I suggest you pass this one over. ***** Chapter 1 On my way to Monday classes I had to stop at my girlfriends’ apartment to pick up some items I’d left there yesterday. I got to the 4th floor and opened the door, using...

3 years ago
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That Time I Banged A Mermaid

So there I was, kayaking through the beautiful waters of New Zealand, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. I was searching for a series of caves I read about that were allegedly filled with bioluminescent glow worms. Photos made it seem like a scene in Avatar, and although I didn’t like the movie, I couldn’t help but gawk at the amazing visuals like everyone else. To see their real life inspiration would be incredible. The man I rented my kayak from told me there were guided tours once a day...

4 years ago
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That Duck was Pissed Parts 1 2

That Duck Was Pissed! Part One Wetzel, a popular high school friend of mine and me use to set together in class and although I had, had the boyhood exploration, experimental gay attraction encounters when I was in grade school, I was never! in lust with anyone like I was with Wetzel. Wetzel was a comedian, very energetic and one hell of a looker. He had honey brown hair that he kept so clean that you could count every gleaming strand. His facial features were...

3 years ago
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That Duck was Pissed Parts 1 2

That Duck Was Pissed! Part One Wetzel, a popular high school friend of mine and me use to set together in class and although I had, had the boyhood exploration, experimental gay attraction encounters when I was in grade school, I was never! in lust with anyone like I was with Wetzel. Wetzel was a comedian, very energetic and one hell of a looker. He had honey brown hair that he kept so clean that you could count every gleaming strand. His facial features were...

2 years ago
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That Duck was Pissed Parts 1 2

That Duck Was Pissed!Part One Wetzel, a popular high school friend of mine and me use to set together in class and although I had, had the boyhood exploration, experimental gay attraction encounters when I was in grade school, I was never! in lust with anyone like I was with Wetzel. Wetzel was a comedian, very energetic and one hell of a looker. He had honey brown hair that he kept so clean that you could count every gleaming strand. His facial features were smooth and delicate and very!...

1 year ago
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That Spring

Part 1. ...I lay back as they worked intently on my swollen, dripping erection; my next door neighbor and his sister were splitting the labor between them, she running her tongue sloppily along the back of my big shaft, drooling almost as much saliva down my rod as the cream their actions were drawing up from my balls, which was flowing in a wide stream over the purple rim of my painfully-stretched dickhead, and on down the front of my thick shaft; while he was jacking the lower end of my...

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2 years ago
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That Sexiting Trip With Aunty

Hello friends. Hope you guys liked my last episode. If not please go through it for a hint of what and how things happened (). This might feel like a little different than the last story as my views changed after that incident. So after that day whenever Richa was alone at her place she used to call me and we used to fuck our brains out. We have had sex almost everywhere at her place and it was always exciting. But soon I started realizing that she wasn’t hungry for sex its the excitement...

3 years ago
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That PhraseSylviaChapter 3

"Don, I want you to meet Rachel Connors." Mr. Fox started to introduce me to the beautiful raven haired woman standing beside one of the two armchairs in front of his desk. "Actually, I'm back to being Rachel Wells and Don and I know each other. How have you been, Don?" The woman said after my boss had introduced us. "Things could be better, but nobody wants to hear about my problems. How have you been Rachel? Crushed any men's self-esteem lately?" I asked the woman who had crushed...

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That aint no way to treat a Lady

“A fucking lady? No way; how, why?” I babbled, shocked.“Lady, darling; the word is always capitalised,” Cyn, my girlfriend of four months, clarified, “I’m Lady Cynthia Fortescue-Smythe, second daughter of Edward, the Earl of Battersea."“And you are me telling this, why?” I asked, as we lay, post-orgasmic, in her Knightsbridge apartment wrapped in sheets which were, apparently, cut from Egyptian cotton of astronomical thread count.“Royal Ascot silly; we are going tomorrow, and absolutely...

Fetish
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That Girl Chapter 3

Introduction: Okay this came faster than I thought. If you watch porn regularly, then you probably know about the incest section, where moms fuck their sons, dads fuck their daughters, brothers fuck their sisters, uncles fuck their nieces, and&hellip,aunts fuck their nephews. All the porn videos and sex stories I had seen and read involving specifically aunts and nephews were running rapidly through my mind, creating perverted scenarios that could result from my catching Aunt Jennifer and Maria...

3 years ago
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That Time Cousin Milly Helped Me Seduce Sean

Before I met Sean, I'd never considered sex with another male. The social mores of my childhood had infected me with a virulent strain of denial that reason failed to cure. The lashing taunts of my schooldays still cut to the quick: "You fucking-puffter", the ultimate shaming.I had just turned twenty and needed perspective. After two years with Milly, I had become someone I hardly recognised. I enrolled on a psychology course in the search for even the hint of an answer. I was hoping for...

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3 years ago
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That Time I Banged A Banshee

So there I was, roaming the Irish countryside searching for an abandoned church I heard about online, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. This particular church was noteworthy because it still had intact stained glass windows, despite being several hundred years old.The exact name of the church eludes me but I heard it was haunted by some sort of wailing spirit that drove everyone away. The village surrounding the church relocated and time wore it down to nothing. Only the church and its...

Supernatural
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That Old House Ch 03

With an acknowledgement to Willie Nelson’s ‘I Just Dropped By’ for the idea (but not the detail, of course!) ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF CONSENT FOR SEXUAL CONGRESS (18). * Gary had a busy afternoon contacting as many of his regulars as he could. Some grumbled at him a little but his relationship with almost all of them meant that they still finished each call on good terms. Before leaving time he called Molly again and requested a copy of his own existing contract....

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That Old House

With an acknowledgement to Willie Nelson’s ‘I Just Dropped By’ for the idea (but not the detail, of course!) ALL CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY ARE ABOVE THE AGE OF CONSENT FOR SEXUAL CONGRESS. THAT OLD HOUSE Gary Simmonds is a forty-five year old divorced man. He has two daughters aged nineteen and twenty-two who, when not following their own interests and desires, live with his ex-wife and her new husband. The new husband was the reason for the divorce, so Gary was, not surprisingly, not keen to...

4 years ago
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That Time I Banged A Banshee

So there I was, roaming the Irish countryside searching for an abandoned church I heard about online, when lo-and-behold I got myself lost. This particular church was noteworthy because it still had intact stained glass windows, despite being several hundred years old. The exact name of the church eludes me but I heard it was haunted by some sort of wailing spirit that drove everyone away. The village surrounding the church relocated and time wore it down to nothing. Only the church and its...

3 years ago
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That Summer

"I went to work for her that summer, teen-aged kid so far from home. She was a lovely widow woman, hell bent to make it on her own. We were a thousand miles from nowhere; wheat fields as far as I could see. Both needing something from each other, not knowing yet what that might be." Garth Brooks Chapter 1 It seemed to 16 year old Billy Mayfair that he had been on this bus forever already, yet he was not even half way there. It was a long trip from Fresno, California to South Dakota,...

2 years ago
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That Motorcycle Trip Parts One and Two

Part OneFor ten years I had dutifully ridden behind my husband on his Harley. God what a noisy machine! I like quiet. My helmet broke some of the potato-potato-potato noise, thank god, and for a long time I wore earplugs underneath; that helped a lot. Then my great aunt died and left me with some money. Not a huge amount, but enough that I felt like I could splurge on a motorcycle of my own.  I got a Honda Gold Wing. It is wonderfully quiet. In fact, with my helmet I could almost pretend I was...

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