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Scratch my itch!

I did. Mike Porter. I knew he wasn't the one but I wanted a normal life.

He scratched all my itches and I scratched all of his. We did not wait.

Mike was five years older than me. I satisfied his itches, he satisfied mine. We were both trust fund kids. I had money, he had money, we had money. We signed a prenup and married in 1981, when I was 18.

We honeymooned on my sail boat, by now completely stripped of the 102 million bucks stashed behind the 'paneling'. I was right, the paneling WAS cheap photo finish particle board. The entire inside between the fancy mahogany posts was 100 dollar bills. Fifty feet long and 8 feet high money. Two sides.

"I'm out the door, Wendy. See you when I get back."

"Where to this time, Mike?"

"Business. Can't say more than that. Don't want to jinx my luck."

"Bye, Mike."

"Bye, Wendy."

I have a BIG house, but I have housekeeper. Maria even does windows.

A huge yard, but Manuel always keeps it looking sharp.

I could shop, but I have clothes I've never worn.

I have a social secretary, but I never go anywhere ... Mike is never home and I tried going alone. THAT didn't work. Hostess don't like the balance upset. Inviting a single man upsets me. They expect me to be grateful.

I have a huge family ... who are all busy with PTA and nursery school. I have nothing to say except, 'that's nice' when they start bragging on their kids. Even the Moms have teens in sports and clubs.

I have a pilots license, with every endorsement possible ... except jet fighters ... Damn Marines balked about that ... I could go to Russia and learn to fly their fighters...

DING DONG.

"I'll get it, Maria." I had to race her to the door.

"Good Morning, Ma'am. Is the man of the house in?"

A salesman ... in jeans and tee shirt?

"No, he's away on business. Maybe I can help?"

"I doubt it..." BIG heavy sigh. "Just ... Well, Umh, could I at least show you our product. I'm not having any luck and if I don't get a lead for my boss, I'm going to lose this job too."

"I'm pretty bored, Sure. Show me what you got."

"Ok ... I represent..."

"No ... just show me ... come on to the kitchen and I'll get you some tea. Well? Come on, I don't bite and you'll be safe, I have a housekeeper. Come on."

The kid ... he couldn't be 19, stepped in and followed me to the kitchen. Maria, disapproving as always when I did something unusual, poured two glasses of tea and found something 'necessary' to do in the kitchen. We sipped our tea and made inconsequential small talk. Like I said, I'm bored.

With the last sip downed, the kid said, "Wow. Nice house. There's just one thing I noticed that needs doing to the outside. When the builders finish these fine brick homes, and I must say, your's is the nicest in town...

"The builders never consider what extra expense painting the overhangs causes for the homeowner. Paint is not what it used to be ... and for that matter, neither is the wood. I noticed as I was walking by that the paint on the soffit is already starting to bubble. Let me show you what I mean."

We stepped out to the patio, Maria following. The kid pointed to the roof overhang.

"The shingles stop at the drip edge ... that vertical board under the edge of the roof is called the fascia ... it covers the ends of the rafters ... the board that runs parallel to the ground, this one ... is the soffit. See the bubbles?

"How old is this house?"

"We had it built before the wedding ... seven years."

"Seven years? The builder didn't do your husband any favors. Paint should last longer than that. You wouldn't happen to have a ladder?"

I did happen to have a ladder in the garage.

"Maria? Would you be so kind as to toggle the Lincoln door? Thank you.

"Well, come on ... let's get the ladder."

"Nice garage, you can't see it from the road ... the paint on these soffits is bubbling too.

"This garage is newer than the house?" He looked the question.

I held up two fingers.

"Two years old? Let me get that ladder, ma'am. Wood ladders are heavy ... they're the best ladders, but heavy."

"Thank you. I bought that ladder. I wanted the best."

"Most people buy aluminum ladders."

"I know. They conduct electricity and I'm klutz enough to electrocute myself. That's the main reason I bought wood."

"By the way, I'm Jimmy." Jimmy pulled a pocket knife out of his pocket and poked one of the bubbles. It shattered. "The painters didn't prime this plywood, ma'am."

Jimmy slid his knife under the edge of the paint and huge piece fell off.

"If you were going to paint to protect the wood, all this should be scraped, sanded, primed and then painted ... look, even the fascia paint is cracking and the paint on the brick molding. Two years? Who built this?"

"Johnson and Edwards," I said.

"Ma'am? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, they're no longer in business. Fly by nighters ... there are a lot of homeowners they ripped off. Don't get me wrong, the house is sound, they made their money in the details ... mostly in cheap paint and roofing."

"Ok ... I can see that this needs to be redone, Do you do that?" I questioned.

Jimmy smiled, he might make a sale. "No ma'am. We cover the wood with aluminum, custom bent to fit. Never needs paint ... washes with a power washer. Protects the quality of your home ... we do windows too. I can have a salesman stop by within the week to make the deal. Can I set up an appointment ... a time good for you?"

"Jimmy. You sold me. I don't need a Closer. Can I call your office?"

"Sure, the number is ... The boss is Jack Black. Black's Roofing and Siding."

"You do roofing, too?"

"Yes, ma'am."

"Come in the kitchen. I'll call." I turned to Maria. "Maria, please make Jimmy a sandwich."

I did call. I'll admit I had a hard time convincing Mr. Black I was serious about seeing Jimmy got the commission ... until I mentioned I was Wendy Porter and I'd pay cash if he sent his best crew and they taught me how to do the work...

"Jack? I'm bored. I'm too young to be bored. I fly my own aircraft, sail my own boat ... but my housekeeper won't even let me pour my own glass of water. My gardner won't let me weed my own flowers. I can't wash my clothes or do my own ironing. I'm willing to pay your best crew to teach me how to do this.

"Oh, roof the place, too. Jimmy tells me the builders used cheap shingles.

"Measurements? I'll call you back. Come on, Jimmy. Jack needs the measurements."

In the middle of the job, Mike called. "The customer is taking me to Jamaica for the weekend. Meet me?" I could tell he wasn't all that sincere about it.

"Sorry Mike, I'm busy. Have fun."

I learned. Being able to read minds helped me not make the stupid mistakes. I still made mistakes, just not the idiot moves. By the time Mike got back, the house was done, the new roofing was going on the garage.

"Wendy? What's up with the roofers? The garage is only two years old. Did we have a hail storm?"

"Mike? Your buddies, Johnson and Edwards, ripped off half the town and left. They used cheap roofing and cheap paint. I did the soffit, fascia and windows and had the roof done on the house and garage. After we got into it you would be upset at what we found."

"I did? We found? Wendy, you didn't?"

"Did. I got bored so I learned a trade for those long winter weeks when you're away. I have a business. I'm 'Wendy Does It. Siding and Windows.'

"I even have an internet website, wendydoesit.com, I've had a lot of really weird email responses."

Mike exploded into laughter. "I'll just bet you've had weird responses."

He turned on the computer. It loaded to my homepage. My best portrait picture, just a hint of cleavage ... I've always been proud of my boobs ... in an oval, with 'Wendy' over the top and 'Does It' hugging the bottom, and my email address. you had to scroll down to see the Siding and Windows.

He broke into loud laughter. "Has your dad seen this?"

"Yup ... same reaction. But I'm doing his house next."

Jack Black said I was the fastest learner and best applicator he's ever had. The brochure people came out to the house when I was doing the dormers and my house graced the sales brochure ... It was into it's 6th printing when I finally saw one. I had no idea my shorts were that short. Cheeks of tan. Girl. Cheeks of tan.

I needed a truck. I had my stainless but a 'vette motor isn't practical for a work truck. I was looking in one of Mike's Auto Trader's and found an ad:

1967 Dodge PowerWagon. Short. Narrow. Farm truck. No rust. ATMT1520.'

I responded to Auto Trader, charged five bucks to my card. They emailed pictures and a phone number, Havre, Montana. It looked like a farm truck. Short narrow box four by four. The photo of the speedometer showed 37 thousand miles, (Probably the second time around.)

I called. "Never been off the ranch," the lady said. The price was right.

"Mikey? Sweetie? Can I borrow your F-250 and trailer? I'll give you a hummer." When that chore was out of the way, I convinced him to pay for my 'new' truck. He's so easy.

I loaded up the duffle and my hat ... called Jack Black and told him I was going to get a truck and I'd call him when I got back.

This time I STAYED on US 2 all the way to Havre. I didn't made any detours or special stops. I drove as close to 500 miles a day as I could get and stayed at motels I'd pre registered for.

The truck was ... a farm truck. Like all farm trucks, it started right up. Like all farm trucks it had worn paint from hauling hay. It still had it's original plates from 1967 and the '67 registration and title. The lady had all the original paper work and even the owners manual. I paid $300.00, loaded it in the trailer, hauled it to Havre to the Courthouse and got the title transferred. When I told the clerk it was going to Michigan she didn't even try to sell me plates. I had my truck ... Canada was only a hop, skip and a jump to the north. Yup ... I did it ... stupid again.

It all started because I wanted to see the Wahkpa Chu'gn Buffalo Jump. I mentioned I was interested at the Court house.

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Cockatoo Part 30 Nikkie Silk I love feedback [email protected] Areeya returned to the apartment sometime after we had gone to bed as the moorings needed more attention than Areeya had initially thought. After she and Shane had eventually got Cockatoo 3 safely secured on the pier, he had gone back to his hotel and Areeya headed back to get some sleep in the apartment. In the morning I had changed back into being James, albeit with a little reluctance. Alex had suggested I...

Cockatoo Part 26

Cockatoo Part 26“Dao, Dao, calm down. What do you mean she’s been taken?”Alex wrenched the phone from me and talked to Dao in Thai. At the same time, Alex’s phone rang.“Jamie, it’s Shane. I tried to call your phone, but it’s busy.”“Alex is on the other phone to Dao. She says Areeya’s been taken. What the fuck’s going on?”“Thaksin just called to warn me. Jandaeng was being taken under guard to hospital to have treatment on his arm. They were jumped between the prison and the hospital, and he was...

Cockatoo Part 10

Cockatoo Part 10 I live for feedback [email protected] We woke early as Alex had to be at the airport to catch the flight with Kritsada at 7am. He was going to pick Alex up from the flat in his car as he headed off to the airport. I was going to follow a bit later as I had to collect Samantha from her flight for our planning meeting. I lay in bed and watched as Alex got ready to leave. I didn't think I could ever tire of watching her as she moved about the flat showering...

Cockatoo Part 46

Cockatoo Part 46 "Dao, Dao, calm down. What do you mean she's been taken?" Alex wrenched the phone from me and talked to Dao in Thai. At the same time, Alex's phone rang. "Jamie, it's Shane. I tried to call your phone, but it's busy." "Alex is on my phone to Dao. She says Areeya's been taken. What the fuck's going on?" "Thaksin just called to warn me. Jandaeng was being taken under guard to hospital to have treatment on his arm. They were jumped between the prison and the...

Toys for TootsChapter 3

The girls were trapped but they could just see Jeff and me gesturing towards the ladies' room as obviously as we dared and they got the hint of our desperate plan. "Ok, we'll do whatever you want, but first let Amy go take a piss and let me get this monster of a plug out of my ass. I can't even walk let alone fuck with this huge thing in me." We heard Toots loudly say in what had to be a stage whisper meant for us. It didn't give much time to get our plan underway, but it was better...

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"Wake up — it's time to get divorced!" Now those were words to get a man like me excited! That woke me right up and got my complete and undivided attention! We had a slight detour or two getting out of the door though. Her bags were already packed and my small overnight bag was still out in my trunk but we got a tad distracted while in the process of more thoroughly greeting each other while she changed out of her uniform. In fact, at one point we were both nude on her bed kissing like we...

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Two things any self-respecting gentleman does not want to hear from his female partner are (1) "Is it in?" and (2) "I'm bored!" The former is an affront to his sexual prowess and the latter is a dismaying comment on his ability to stir up an adequate spark of feminine interest. Sir Ralph Hawkins had recently heard both comments from his mistress of several years, Sandra Whistlemore. He was particularly aggrieved to hear her "bored" comment in front of his dedicated butler, Thomas...

Cockatoo Part 11

Cockatoo Part 11 I live for feedback [email protected] It was at this precise moment that Areeya looked up, stared straight into my eyes and winked. I staggered back in shock. Areeya must have seen me when she glanced at the door. Either that or she was some kind of a witch. I managed to bang my knee as I stumbled backwards and it was a miracle I didn't scream. I made it back to bed and managed to fall asleep but slept fitfully for the rest of the night. I can remember...

Cockatoo Part 20

Cockatoo Part 20 I stopped dead in my tracks. "What did you say, Pao?" "Miss Sam, she meet the man. The horrible man. Nin follow him and saw them talking." "Was Nin sure it was Sam?" "Yes, Mr James, she say she saw them clearly outside hotel he staying." I couldn't believe it. What the hell would Sam be doing with this creep? Areeya was now well ahead of me on the way to Cockatoo, I didn't want her to hear this until I go there. "Pao, please don't say anything to Alex or...

Cockatoo Part 3

Maybe things could have been different, I don’t know, but I found myself in a taxi on the way to Samui airport. I was struggling to come to terms with what had happened and I felt physically sick at what I had heard. I had to get the taxi driver to stop so I could retch at the side of the road. I managed to buy a ticket on the next flight to Bangkok and by mid afternoon I was back in the city. I booked into a hotel close to Nana Plaza and sent a couple of hours stewing in my room, drinking the...

Cockatoo Part 2

I had no idea how long I had spent under water but I could see a bright light above me and I thought it must be the sun shining through the water as I clawed myself towards the surface. But, I thought, ‘No, that can’t be. It was dark when I fell in.’ The light grew brighter and brighter and I wondered ‘Maybe I’m dead’. I tried to open my eyes but it was so bright I couldn’t f***e my eyelids open. I heard sounds from a long way off and it sounded like voices, but they were muffled and I...

Cockatoo Part 17

CockatooNikkie SilkPreviously in Cockatoo‘I'm sorry, James. It's Kritsada, he wants a word.’ I took the phone from Praew and she disappeared from the room.‘Hello, khun Kritsada.’‘Hello, my dear James, I hope you've had a good time with Praew?’‘Yes, sir. She has been a most gracious host. Is there something I can do for you?’‘Yes, James, there is. You remember the party I talked about this week? The one you will be coming to?’‘Yes, of course.’‘Well, I have request for you, which I hope you will...

Cockatoo part 13

Cockatoo Part 13Nikkie SilkJandaeng’s voice came through loud and clear and chilled me to the bone.‘It seems you’ve had some trouble at your bar over there, James.’Bad news travels fast I thought. I hated the sound of his voice. It mademy flesh creep and took me straight back to the bar in Bangkok and whathe had done to me that night. I took a deep breath and tried to keep myvoice as calm as possible.‘Yes Inspector, the mamasan was stabbed in a bar fight. I’m surprisedyou know about it.’‘It is...

Cockatoo Part 12

Cockatoo Part 12Nikkie SilkPreviously in Cockatoo: Jamie and Nin had made it back to Koh Samuiafter their journey to Bangkok to warn Kritsada. Jamie, Alex and Shanehad sailed to the West Coast for a short vacation where Jamie and Shanehad made love. The trio had sailed back and were in Cockatoo where theywere attacked. Pao had stepped between Jamie and the attacker and beenstabbed.There was pandemonium inside Cockatoo in the moments after Pao had beenstabbed. As I cradled her in my arms I felt...

Cockatoo part 10

Cockatoo Part 10Nikkie SilkMy heart skipped a beat as I heard Shane’s voice from behind me and felt his hand on my shoulder. It couldn't be, I thought, I must be so tired I was hallucinating. Alex said, ‘Hi Shane, glad you could join us.’ Nin looked as if she had seen a ghost, Areeya was smiling in welcome and I felt like I would pass out. The hand moved off my shoulder and Shane’s massive frame came into sight.‘Hi Nin, Hi Areeya.’ he said, then paused and looked at me, ‘Hi Jamie, how are you?...

Cockatoo Part 3

Maybe things could have been different, I don’t know, but I found myselfin a taxi on the way to Samui airport. I was struggling to come to termswith what had happened and I felt physically sick at what I had heard. Ihad to get the taxi driver to stop so I could retch at the side of theroad.I managed to buy a ticket on the next flight to Bangkok and by midafternoon I was back in the city. I booked into a hotel close to NanaPlaza and sent a couple of hours stewing in my room, drinking the gutrot...

Cockatoo Part 2

I had no idea how long I had spent under water but I could see a brightlight above me and I thought it must be the sun shining through thewater as I clawed myself towards the surface. But, I thought, ‘No, thatcan’t be. It was dark when I fell in.’ The light grew brighter andbrighter and I wondered ‘Maybe I’m dead’. I tried to open my eyes but itwas so bright I couldn’t force my eyelids open. I heard sounds from along way off and it sounded like voices, but they were muffled and Istrained to...

Cockatoo Part 1

Cockatoo Part 1 It's a clich?, isn't it? Man comes home early and finds his wife in bed with someone else. Only slightly less of a clich? in my case, as the "someone else" was my wife's closest girlfriend - closest in every sense of the word. It was a quick divorce; no kids, only a rented flat, so the only squabbles were about books and cds. In the end I told her to keep the lot. I wanted to make it a clean break. I managed to fit all I owned into the boot of my small car. I was 25 ye...

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