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Friday, April 22, 2005 (Continued)

Julia waited while I turned to my studies to finish them off at a good point. I was in the middle of learning something new in Calculus, and if I stopped now I'd have to start the next session with a review before I could complete the concept. It's much better to stop once the concept is comprehended. As a result of my working through two courses now I would rarely get two perfect stopping points at the same time, so I was just hoping not to be in something tricky for either subject. I finished the on-screen Calculus section at a time when Algebra was cruising along with lightweight stuff, so I just drew a line across the page beneath it then started tidying up: putting my notes away, shutting down the computer, etc. The printed lecture notes had to be handled carefully since there are several piles: notes of lectures I have finished (kept handy because I might need to refer back to them), notes from the current lecture that I've already read, notes from the current lecture that I haven't read yet, and the printed out lecture that I haven't gotten to yet.

When I finished putting everything away, according to my system, Julia - who'd been watching me quietly - asked, "Am I correct in thinking that you studied one course from the screen and the other from paper?"

Julia already knew I could read from two sources at the same time, so I had no problem answering, "Yes, that's right."

"Why do you do it that way? I understand you want to read them both at the same time, but why not print them both out if that's better, or have two windows open at once if that's better? It's not because one course is better from a printout and the other better from the screen, is it, because that seems unlikely to me?"

"No, not that. I don't care which is on paper. It's just that the lecture notes contain lots of equations and other graphical stuff, and if I create two windows, whether side by side or one above the other, then I can't read them as well. If I keep the fonts the same size there's so little information displayed in each window that my learning rate suffers because I can't see the context and have to scroll up and down all the time. But if I reduce the fonts so I can see as much text as now, the graphics become too squashed to read easily. What I'm doing now works best."

"If working from printouts is so good, why not print them both out?"

"No, I prefer the screen. Being able to search for things saves a lot of time, or sometimes I copy/paste different bits into a new document so I can play around with them. Sometimes there are linked documents too, like spreadsheets that I can change the values of. I can't do any of that on paper."

"So you are saying that you're using an inferior process - printouts - because your computer screen is not big enough?"

"Yeah, but it's not a big deal. This is fine. In fact it's great. It's miles better than our system at home. Having fast internet is fantastic. There's a huge amount of math stuff online that I can google and pull up to help when I hit a snag. I'm very happy."

"That's not what I'm talking about. If you had a better system, your studying would improve. The only question now is what works best for you. What's your PERFECT study system for you, Mark? You designed how you wanted the shelves over your desk, now design the computer."

"This system IS very good..."

"{Growl}. You know I'm right about this. Money is NO object, especially as it's OSU's money. We'll tell them what we want. The worst that can happen is they say 'No', and you stay with what you've got anyway. Asking for more risks nothing."

"Umm. Part of the trouble is that I'm not experienced with computers. Our home one barely does one thing at a time. I guess a larger screen would be good. In fact, it would be very good, as I'd be able to see more of the context at one time. That's often quite important. I DO spend a lot of time scrolling back and forward as the material often extends for several screens. A taller screen would be really good. VERY good even."

"But if you want to do two courses at the same time, then you'll need either a much wider screen, or two screens, won't you?"

"I've never used a computer with two screens so I don't know how that works. I've seen them briefly on TV or in movies, but never for long enough to understand what they'd be like to use. I can imagine how a bigger screen would work, and that'd be good. To get two courses displayed nicely it'd have to be a HUGE screen, because it'd pretty much need to be twice as wide, as the formula pictures are already a little difficult to read. I don't think a screen only 50% wider, for example, would allow two courses side by side. Twice as wide, and ideally MUCH taller, is a HUGE screen. I don't know whether they make them that big, but if they did, I'm sure they'd cost a fortune."

"It's not our money. From what you've said, height is very useful, so what about putting one screen above another, to make the result much taller?"

"I don't know. I've never used a computer with two screens. I don't know how it would work. Maybe you can't get one document on more than one screen at a time, which would kill that idea."

Julia said, "I don't know either. We'll ask everyone at dinner to see if anyone knows. If that doesn't work we can visit a computer store tomorrow so you can see for yourself. It'd be eating into our shopping time, but getting you studying properly is important."

Now I was REALLY flabbergasted! "Do you mean there's something MORE important than clothes shopping? I'm shocked!"

"I bet you love to hear me admit that. Yes, your studying IS more important than clothes shopping. Especially as I can already tell that the lack of a tall screen is slowing you down. You said you google other sites to help you, and that there were linked spreadsheets too. It'd be better to have them in windows that didn't obscure your lecture notes wouldn't it?"

"Yeah. That'd be good, but I don't do that very often, so it's not a big deal at all. Seriously. I spend less than 5% of my time with an extra window open over top of my lecture notes, and it's easy to swap back and forth, so the efficiency loss is quite small. Fixing that problem would have very little effect on me."

"Okay. Anything else then? A better printer: faster or bigger or anything?"

"No, the printer is fine. Especially because if I had a bigger screen I'd hardly ever use the printer. I don't write many notes, just very summary level stuff, which I like to do it by hand because I'm used to it and I think it helps me remember. Let me think about my perfect system for a few seconds."

I tried to visualize myself using a "perfect system", with an imaginary HUGE screen on it (REALLY huge, money is no object in my imagination). After a couple of seconds I told Julia, "What would be VERY good would be two mice. I do a great deal of scrolling up and down, so it'd be great to have a mouse for each course, one in each hand, so they can scroll up or down as their eye wants. Using one mouse for two documents would be a REAL pain, especially if I was scrolling both documents at the same time, which would be very common if my screen was large enough for both courses side by side."

"Sounds easy. What about two keyboards?"

"Nah. I don't use the keyboard much, so it's very unlikely I'd want to use both of them at the same time. It wouldn't be worth the extra clutter on my desk."

"Is your internet connection fast enough?"

"It's great! Everything is almost instant, so there's no point in trying to make it faster. I can't think of anything else. It's really just a matter of a screen which is double width and MUCH taller, and two mice. A system like that would be a big improvement."

"Can you guess how much faster you could study that way?"

"I think I'd be faster for two reasons. More efficient, which is what we've been talking about, but I'd also get faster because I'd be able to concentrate better. It sometimes takes me thirty seconds or a minute to find something in the printout because I have to look back several pages. The time isn't that much, but it disrupts my concentration. Being able to see much more of the document at one time would also help a lot. The online lecture note system doesn't suit working on a small screen, rather than a big blackboard in a classroom, where you can see everything at once. I'm guessing, but I'd probably say about 20% faster."

"TWENTY!"

"About that, I guess. Is that okay?" I could tell by the shocked look on Julia's face and her shrill screaming tone of voice, that it probably wasn't. I'm very good at spotting body language clues like that.

"I was expecting maybe FIVE percent, and was already mentally rehearsing your reprimand. TWENTY! Jesus Christ, Mark! You're about to start a degree that'll take you ten months. With a better computer system you'll save two months of effort. Two months OF YOUR LIFE wasted just because you didn't ask for a bigger screen and a second mouse. Even worse, if you end up doing four or five degrees, which is what I expect, especially in the time you can do them, a better computer system will have saved you an ENTIRE YEAR of your life. I know you won't do all the degrees here, using this system, but you'll take your attitude everywhere. What could you achieve in your life with that extra year? I want to kick you in the ass until it's black and blue. Wait till Dad and Mom hear this. Let's go tell them. Come on!"

I didn't want to. By the look on Julia's face, I wanted to stay up here hiding under the desk. Julia grabbed my arm and dragged it downstairs. I followed it, having no choice. For some reason an image came to mind of a naughty schoolboy (me), being dragged by the ear by a big, mean, nasty teacher (Julia). On the way downstairs I recalled Prof telling me, more than once, not to hesitate to speak up if anything would help. Earplugs would help. Maybe a book down the back of my pants to protect my ass from all the kicking it was about to get.

I was dragged into the kitchen first. Vanessa and two 20-something-year old girls (Sophia and Ashley presumably) were in there. I was NOT introduced. Julia immediately said, "Mom, can you spare five minutes right now, so I can tell you and Dad what this moron was doing?"

"Yes."

"Where's Dad?"

"In the living room."

"Right. Let's go!"

Julia dragged me to the living room. I heard Vanessa say, "Can you keep an eye on the pot, please Sophia?"

"Sure."

I was quickly dragged to the living room. Prof and The Boys were there, with Vanessa somewhere behind us. Julia immediately started, "YOU," (pointing to me), "SIT!" (pointing to a chair). I'd rather hide behind the chair than sit on it, but I did as Julia instructed.

-- To her dad, Julia moaned, "You'll never guess what this moron was doing in the study." Julia's voice was plenty loud enough for Vanessa to hear, no matter where she was in transit. Even Sophia in the kitchen (whichever of the two girls she was) would be able to hear. Vanessa arrived after a couple more sentences. I'm sure she missed nothing. "He was printing out half the lecture notes and going through them on paper. I thought it was strange, and when I squeezed it out of him, he admitted it wasn't as efficient as having the right computer system would be. The current computer screen isn't big enough to display all the stuff he wants, so he prints half of it. But there are linked spreadsheets, search functions and other things that are lost when they're printed to dumb paper. He gave me a percentage figure for how much faster he could study, but I'm not going to tell you what he said. Instead I'm going to teach Mark a lesson by asking you what the MINIMUM improvement he could achieve that would justify him asking to have his computer system improved. Like, would you get angry if he didn't ask for an upgrade if he could work 1% faster? Or 10%? Or 100%? What's the MINIMUM number that would piss you off if he didn't tell you about it? Mom? Dad?"

I knew I was in trouble when they quickly agreed that 5% would be annoying, and worked down from there. "Three or four. Probably four," was the mutually agreed upon answer.

"TWENTY!" shrilled Julia. She launched into a rant. I'll skip reproducing it here, because some of it was unintelligible and all of it was unpleasant. Even the unintelligible parts were unpleasant, if only from her tone of voice. She was surprisingly worked up about it.

After a minute she had to draw another breath, so I jumped in with, "I'm VERY sorry, Julia. I KNOW I was at fault. I see that now."

Julia tried to restart, but Vanessa cut her off. "Julia, you've made your point now. Stop. We all know he made a mistake, including Mark. Now we fix it and learn from it."

Julia cried, "Good grief! Doesn't he realize how valuable his time is going to be!?"

Vanessa answered, "No, he doesn't. Which means you're being somewhat unfair for criticizing his not considering it. Plus Mark's time is not valuable YET! You're getting ahead of yourself, which is not fair either."

From Prof, "He's only had three study sessions so far, so it hasn't mattered. You caught it early, Julia, which is great. Well done on getting suspicious about it and investigating, but you're overreacting."

Vanessa's and Prof's defense cheered me up, until Prof added, "It's ironic that you're referring to Mark as a 'moron' given that we're discussing his computer system's inability to keep up with him. But I agree that his using such an inefficient process was foolish, but it was Mark's FIRST such mistake, Julia. The first mistake is a freebie. If he does it again you can yell at him all you want, and I'll help. Now let's discuss what needs to be done to correct the situation."

Julia answered, "He needs a MUCH bigger screen. At least twice as wide so he can fit two courses side by side, and as tall as possible. Tall is especially important. He has to keep scrolling up and down because the material he needs to read covers several screens. In a classroom you can see the whole board, but on a computer screen you get just a small section, which makes it hard to see the meaning. The more he can see at one time the less time he'll spend scrolling, and the quicker he'll understand what he's reading. He needs the biggest screen possible."

"That makes sense," said Prof.

"I thought that if we can't get one screen which is big enough, then two screens side by side might be a good idea, so there'd be one for each course. Possibly even more screens on top of the others too, to get as much height as possible. Mark's never used a computer with two screens on it and none of ours have two screens, so I'm taking him to a computer store tomorrow so he can try it out, even if I have to pay them to set up a system for him to trial. Mark needs to decide for himself what works, because his studying process is so strange. He also needs two mouses, or two mice, or however you say that."

Robert and Andrew were, unsurprisingly, the most computer knowledgeable people in the room. "Two mouses" caught their attention. Robert asked, "Why does he need two mouses?"

I answered, "I have the lecture notes of two courses open at the same time, and I want a mouse for each, one in each of my hands. That way I can scroll up and down with either hand. That'd work very well for me." That wasn't the best description I could have given, because I was trying to keep quiet about my being able to read both screens at the same time. Andrew and Robert didn't need to know that.

Andrew said, "I've never heard of a computer with more than one mouse. All the computers I've ever set up have only got one socket on the back to plug one mouse into."

Robert added, "I've also never heard of it, but I know you can get USB mice, so plugging more in would be easy. I think the trouble might be Windows not handling it. I'll google it now, if you like? It'll only take a few minutes."

Julia liked, "Yes please, Robert. Please look up BIG screens too. Anything up to the size of the boards lecturers write on."

Prof laughed, "Haha. You're getting WAY too carried away there, Julia."

"Why? If the lecturers write on them then it makes sense to reproduce that for Mark."

"Except that we'd have to knock out the walls of your study to fit even one of those boards. The lecturers write BIG on those boards so people sitting way at the back can read them. Mark sits a few inches in front of his screen and all the font sizes are scaled down. The correct way to think about it is to ask how much bigger the new screen has to be compared to what he has now. Would twice as wide and twice as high be good enough, for example?"

Julia didn't hesitate to answer that, "It'd be the BARE minimum. Twice as wide allows two courses side by side, but Mark's already told me that the graphics are a little hard to read at the current size, so even wider would be better. Something like three times wider would be good. Plus height is even more important - three or four times taller would be good."

Robert said, "Okay, I'll go research that. I know Mark's current screen is 1280 by 1024, so I'll scale that as you've said Julia. Back in a few."

"Thanks, Robert," called out Julia, happy to see progress being made.

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As Robert was leaving the room, Prof started chuckling. Julia asked him, "What?"

Prof answered, "I can't believe Mark was printing lectures out so he could read them. That's such a crude solution."

The ever-helpful Vanessa said, "It certainly was, but by the look on his face he won't make that mistake again. Do you understand what mistake you made, Mark?"

Now I was on safe ground. I'd long since figured this out, back when Julia was dragging me downstairs by my metaphorical ear. "Yes. It was incorrect of me not to bring an inefficiency to your attention. Prof, especially, had several times told me to let him know if there was anything more he could do to help with my study set up."

"Not really, no. You SHOULD have done that, but that's not the root cause of your mistake. Try again."

Goodbye safe ground! It'd felt good for the one second I thought I was standing on it. "Umm, I was wasting my time? Not valuing it highly enough, I mean?"

"True, but not the core mistake. Try again."

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Sunday, February 19, 2006 (Continued) Before I busted out of the winch room - by doing the busting inward from the hall outside - I did a last sight blob search. I was in a utility area mostly, next to a kitchen and a cleaning cupboard, with the rest of the floor around me being offices. No lights were on, there were no people around, and no security cameras either. There was the same low level of activity out the back of the building. Not having tens of feet of earth in the way, I could...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 12 Getting My First Date

Tuesday, March 22 to Monday, March 28, 2005 My first ever date with a girl - an event of such importance that how this very unlikely event came about deserves its own chapter. I was at my locker after the first class on Tuesday morning when I noticed one of the Queen Bitches - Annette Neumeyer - and her coterie sashaying down the corridor; senior beauty queens all, fully and overly aware of their status at the very pinnacle of school society. They were gorgeous, ruled the school, and...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 188 Getting Ready to Go to the Chengs

Saturday, May 7, 2005 (Continued) Walking downstairs, we could hear the noise of several conversations coming from various directions. We started with the kitchen, because that's where the most important people tend to congregate - a joke that is unfair to Prof. After seeing him in action in Vegas, and with that scheme having worked so fantastically, my respect for him has leaped even higher. Sure enough, the cooks were all there: Mom, Vanessa and Katie West. Also Ava and Sophia. We...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 112 Hot Tub Party Things Get Sexy

Sunday, April 24, 2005 (Continued) Julia pointed out, "If you think you all understand how uniquely special Mark is, let me tell you that your understanding means NOTHING unless you change your behavior. If you continue to treat him like an ordinary boy, then you've learned nothing. Emily, why are you wearing a bra?" "Huh?" Emily was taken by surprise, not ready to be singled out. "Why are you wearing a bra? Is it because you don't feel comfortable exposing yourself?" "Yes....

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 392 SCSs Outside and My GetInside Projects Begin the Pitch

Saturday, August 18, to Friday, September 7, 2007 During the week that Dad and I had spent fishing, the two SCS "Outside Art" projects had reached the stage where the students were working on our property, under the temporary supervision of one of our staff while my families were away in their various directions. Nevaeh missed that week of extra-curricula art, but seemed to handle the disappointment well. The soon-to-be-juniors team was working on the Adult Pool's Changing...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 262 I Nearly Get Arrested Buying My New Car

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 I had my pre-breakfast at home, then drove to the Williams'. I physically went to the study, but used a large sight blob (large, to collect enough light to see with) to check on Julia and Carol. They were lying close together in bed. Their wearing nightwear ruined my fantasy of their getting hot and sweaty with each other before they'd slept, but I guess my life can't be like some cheap porn story all the time. Studying was enjoyable, as usual, especially the...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 362 We Get Out of Harms Way

Tuesday, June 5, 2007 (Continued) It was time for me to get to our panic room. I was reasonably high over the midpoint between the Main and Kids' Houses, so it only took a few seconds for me to drop down to where the emergency tunnel's exit was (where the Tunnel Boring Machine entered the hill to make that tunnel). The entrance had been secured by two vault doors, the opening itself disguised, and just outside the entrance the ground had been excavated down several yards so the door was...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 393 SCSs Outside and My GetInside Projects Begin the Clinch

Saturday, August 18, to Friday, September 7, 2007 (Continued) "Oh boy," said Nevaeh, remembering what happened last time she swore to God. She thought about it for a moment, then put her hand up ready to swear. A couple of them, with considerably less reason than Nevaeh, were reluctant, one saying, "There's no need for that. We won't tell anyone." "You're failing to understand how important my families' safety is to me. I would give my life to protect them, so I will certainly get...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 299 I Get a Job and Do Some Interior Redecorating

Wednesday, April 26 to Sunday, April 30, 2006 Wednesday morning, I spruced myself up in the camping ground's communal facilities, "wasted five minutes of my life shaving" (to quote Dad), then went job hunting. It was important I get a job because if I hung around in Corvallis without one, any future investigators might be suspicious that I had another reason. Having a job would also look good for the cops when I talk to them, because it'd be good for them to have no reason to arrest...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 383 DCup Loses Something Very Precious to Her Hint Its Not Peter Harrison

Monday, July 2, 2007 (Continued) My three girls started moving inside. I bent down and scooped D-Cup up, holding her in front of me as I carried her. She was getting cold feet so they would've worked too slowly. I wanted to get started NOW! To distract her I said, "You're not officially my serving girl yet, not until I take your virginity. So just this once I'll carry you inside, but after this you'll have to carry me, okay?" It fell mostly flat with her. She wasn't in the mood for...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 294 Many of the CIA Do Not Escape from Me

Sunday, February 19, 2006 (Continued) For the moment, the ground floor looked ignorable, so I got back to the, "Cause Massive Destruction" task. I lowered myself back down to level 5, stopping there. I floated the clothes I wanted to me, getting dressed in them quickly, then fetched the wallet I was stealing as well as the loose cash I'd pilfered and stashed elsewhere. I left the security tag where it was for the moment, as I was going to be moving around too much for a while and didn't...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 342 The Angel Visits Memphis but not Graceland

Sunday, April 22, 2007 (Continued) I discussed my plans with the parents, especially Mom and Dad because they'd be taking the calls. Later that evening, I flew to Memphis, located a reporter typing up a story in his station's office. He was sitting within twenty four feet of the exterior wall, which made it even easier for me to type. During a pause in his typing, I machine-gunned, "Grab your phone, tape recorder and camera. Come to the roof for an interview you'll love." I repeated it...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 231 The Long Haul Part One

Thursday, May 26 to Sunday, June 12, 2005 I woke up feeling GOOD. It had been far too long since that had happened. I sent a sight blob to check a computer for the date and time: Thursday at 1am. I checked on Prof. The light was dim, but I could see that he appeared okay. His face had filled out and he looked his normal self. Hoping I wouldn't find them at this ridiculous time, I checked the waiting room. No loved ones, but yet another cop. When I'd cut my hand, my non-kiatsu healing...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 177 Bet One

Tuesday, May 3, 2005 (Continued) Binion's Horseshoe Casino is certainly at a different scale than Spirit Mountain. Overwhelmingly larger, with a far greater number of self-deluded idiots/customers. I got asked for ID soon after I walked into the gambling area. I had a struggle digging my wallet out of my tight pocket, so I told the security guard, "Sorry, my girlfriend insists I wear tight pants. Apparently I've got a cute ass. And don't you dare look at it, or I'll call Security on...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 21 Monday Evening Not Sore No More

Monday, April 4, 2005 (Continued) I left Carol and rushed around to Julia's. She was waiting outside her front door for me, so even my pathetically low level of understanding females didn't prevent me getting the distinct impression that she'd been waiting for me somewhat longer than she'd expected. A very rapid explanation was definitely a good idea. Running up to her, "I'm very sorry I'm late, honey. Carol had some personal troubles at home and was quite upset. There was no one...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 236 Talks With My Fianceacutees Part One

Sunday, June 12, 2005 (Continued) After dinner it was Carol's turn to visit me for 'studying'. I patted my lap, and was very pleased to see that she was happy to climb on. I hadn't expected her to be anything other than happy, as the attention I'd been paying to Carol over the last three weeks had produced a Carol who thoroughly enjoyed my company, attention and compliments. Carol asked, "I don't understand what's going on. Why are you being so affectionate to me these days, and...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 162 Discussions About Some Girls NotSoPrivate Parts

Sunday, May 1, 2005 (Continued) I found my girls outside the surf store. I asked, "Did you find a good bikini for Ava?" "Yes," they all agreed. "Good. Can I see it please?" Ava started reaching into her bag, but Julia told her, "Mark will enjoy it more if he sees you in it, Ava." "Oh yeah," agreed Ava. "Goody. Let's get home then." I herded the girls into motion, back toward our car. Then I remembered my Speedos. Julia was carrying one of the store's bags, which...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 86 Preparing Ava Part One

Wednesday, April 20, 2005 (Continued) When our meal ended, Vanessa said, "Donna, do you want to do the dishes with me so I can tell you some things that will help you convince Mark that you're growing into a mature young woman?" Helping with the dishes, something Donna often does anyway, was an inconsequential cost for such useful advice. She eagerly agreed. Vanessa added, "You three go and make your phone calls." Carol said, "I'll help with the dishes too. Julia doesn't need my...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 151 Chloe Learns The Secret Part One

Saturday, April 30, 2005 I woke at about 2:45am, climbed over Julia, sent Chloe's text message, then - after some fooling around to work out how because I'm not very technologically adept - I turned Julia's phone off. I was looking forward to finding out whether Chloe had stayed up waiting for that text. After my first breakfast, I had a nice, long, highly productive study session. My most productive session yet, even with the time I took off to finalize my BCC electives for Vanessa....

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 46 Not Cold Feet Exactly

Thursday, April 14, 2005 I woke in a great mood, although not as good a mood as I expected to be in later this evening. At breakfast, Donna did her best to march in and give me my morning kiss. She compensated for Carol's absence by kissing both cheeks. Once we were all settled down, Mom led the discussion, "Mark, I'll call the hospital to see about getting your cast removed as soon as possible. Your school has already agreed to pick up the medical bills so I'm not worried about...

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Gidget Surfs Up At Bikini Beach

As always, this story may only be posted at sites, which charge no fees to read the stories, and must notify me prior to posting. This story is copyrighted to the author known as Caleb Jones and all rights are reserved, save for the concepts owned by Elrod and Bill Hart, and the owners of the Gidget licenses. I make no claims on them; I just borrowed them for this story. (Elrod asked me to remind all that this tale is set before Anya grows up and goes to work at Bikini Beach. My...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 264 Getting My New Car

Thursday, June 23, 2005 When we got the call to come get my new car, I said, "We'll need to get a taxi there, otherwise how will we get the Honda back?" "We'll tell the car lot to lend us someone to drive it back. You just spent $60,000 with them." "Ahh, yeah. Good point." As I'd promised, after driving Julia home, Donna was the first Anderson family member to get a ride. She was with some friends, so they got rides too. They all loved it, especially when I "put the lid down,"...

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The Count of Monte CristoChapter 58 M Noirtier de Villefort

We will now relate what was passing in the house of the king's attorney after the departure of Madame Danglars and her daughter, and during the time of the conversation between Maximilian and Valentine, which we have just detailed. M. de Villefort entered his father's room, followed by Madame de Villefort. Both of the visitors, after saluting the old man and speaking to Barrois, a faithful servant, who had been twenty-five years in his service, took their places on either side of the...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 155 The Evening Before Our First Anniversary

Saturday, April 30, 2005 (Continued) Mom was preparing dinner in the kitchen. "Hi Mom. Do you know that Carol and I are going out tonight, with Julia and Ava? I think we are anyway; I need to check." "Yes, I've heard. This is just for the three of us." I started eating pieces of the ingredients. Mom didn't object, as she always cooks 'too much' (silly concept), as leftovers disappear from our fridge amazingly quickly. Mom asked, "Did you win?" "Yes. Much the same result as the...

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Deja Vu For a Drow

D?j? vu for a DrowChapter 1So far everything had gone to plan for Liavondra. Despite being unwilling to leave her free and unplanned life, she had agreed to her friend Alcala’s request for help. As a Drow she was not trusted by many, as her kin were notorious for their treacherous, violent ways. Lia was different though, and had striven to be different from all other Drow for centuries. Thus, when an infiltrator was needed for the Drow, she was the first and only choice. The mission had been s...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 185 A Breakfast for Millionaires

Saturday, May 7, 2005 (Continued) At daybreak, I felt much more relaxed and secure. Life was good, provided there were several million dollars in my LA account! I was quite eager to go to an ATM to check that. I'd had more or less enough sleep, so I went outside and offered to get the guys some coffee or whatever. They happily accepted more coffee, as their flasks were drained. I figured fresh coffee was the least I could give them for helping us survive the night. Alarm-Girl didn't need...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 328 Individual Responsibilities for Preparing Our Hilltop Home

January 1 to mid-March, 2007 Once the Army pulled out, everything fell onto our shoulders. Not Vanessa's, because her shoulders were already fully loaded, but the rest of us felt the shift of responsibility. We'd known it was coming of course, but when the Army left, EVERYTHING stopped unless we made it move, and that felt quite different. Mom had been frantic for months. Setting up a home at the "stinking rich" end of the market was something Mom had never been exposed to before, so...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 125 Planning for Avas Thrashing

Tuesday, April 26, 2005 (Continued) Fortunately it was just the immediate family at dinner. As we walked in, the last to arrive, Robert said, "Couldn't stop playing with your new toy, huh?" I hadn't had a chance to play with it at all, and was worried about my answer seeming unappreciative of the work Robert had done getting it for me. I was thinking about how best to politely answer his question when Julia beat me to it, "Mark hasn't had time to use it yet. We've been busy...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 144 Planning for Binions

Thursday, April 28, 2005 (Continued) When my family had left to go home, Prof, Vanessa, Julia and I went to the adults' study. There, Prof said, "Almost everyone we talked to suggested Binion's Horseshoe Casino. Some of them had other ideas as well, but Binion's was easily the most frequently mentioned and seems the easiest answer to our problem. Most of our advisors said we'd just need to turn up with the money and tell them what we wanted. It'd get bumped up to the boss, but he...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 428 Options for WDimension Categories 3 4 and 6

Friday, July 25, 2008 (Continued) There are several billion dimensions in Category #3, in which my body died in either the Casino Kidnappers' basement or the CIA's underground lab. I need to do some things differently, depending on whether I died in the basement or lab, so I'll describe them separately, starting with the dimensions in which I died in the CIA's care. ^ A few chapters earlier I described how I'd get my revenge on the DHS and CIA people who'd got away with what had...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 389 Planning for the Costume Party

Saturday, July 14, to Saturday, August 11, 2007 In my following the Sondarm School thread from planning through to execution, I skipped over a few things that I'll attend to now. Carol's birthday was the first event. She didn't want a big bash because she's not really a gregarious person and there were plenty more parties coming up anyway, so she chose to have a small gathering with our families plus three of her best friends from school. It was a very nice evening, and Carol's being...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 417 Multiple Sight Blobs Good for Me Expensive for Israel

Thursday, June 19 to Monday, June 24, 2008 I had several areas I wanted to work on: I wanted multiple proximity blobs so I could have one around every loved one, to dramatically improve my ability to detect threats to them. I wanted sight blobs able to fly faster than 300 mph when they're in locations remote from me. I could maybe double that speed with practice, but I wanted at least a tenfold improvement and that'd take an insight. If I need to use a sight blob at a remote location,...

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Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 427 Options for WDimension Category 2

Friday, July 25, 2008 (Continued) Before I started describing the Grand Tour of Refuge, I categorized my family circumstances across the W-Dimension as follows: I am alive and well, with up to thirty two minds. I had been alive and well, but I'd told my families that I was going on a Voyage of Discovery. My body died in either the Casino Kidnappers' basement or the CIA's underground lab. I suicided as a depressed kid, either in the bathtub or menswear store. I remained alive and...

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