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Maureen's eyes had followed Joey's. "That your car?"

Joey nodded.

"Apparently, the two gentlemen did not take kindly to the chivalry you displayed, Joey. Care to give me some names?"

Joey had to fight to stay calm. This was his mother's car, and Tess had dibs on it for when she got her license. He had no doubt that this was Mike and Paul's handiwork. Should he give their names to the police and hope that they left prints? He doubted that they would send a CSI team for a minor vandalism case: Plus, a police investigation would reveal that there had been alcohol at the party and then Deborah would be in deep shit. No, that was not an option.

"No, Mrs. Darling, that wouldn't do. Guess I'll have it towed. I can still help you, but I need to make a phone call first."

The number he called was that of a cousin of his father, Enrico Di Rosa. Besides being a BMW dealer he also owned a towing service, a body shop, and a junkyard operation, and they had a 24/7 hotline. There were people who alleged that some of the cars that were processed in the junkyard might be listed as stolen in neighboring states, but those were rumors. Joey was lucky because Uncle Rico answered in person.

"Hi, Uncle Rico. This is Joey. I have a bit of a problem."

"Wassup, Joey? You didn't have an accident?"

"No, some jerk vandalized my mom's Mini Cooper. Headlights are smashed in, too, so I can't drive it anymore. Can you send a tow truck to 1428 Birch Road? It's a silver Mini Cooper Clubman."

"Sure, I'll come myself. I'll have to report it to Vince, you know."

"Do you have to? I mean, I have a good idea who did it, but it was over a girl. Nothing sinister, you know."

"The word from Vince is to report anything that happens to Joey and Tess. You're Joey and that means he'll have my ass if I keep this from him. You want us to fix the car?"

"That would be great. I wanted to save it for Tess, you know."

"Hey, Rico's Body Shop will take care of it just fine. I'll handle the insurance, too, but you have to file a complaint with the cops. I'll take care of that, too. Cousin Fredo will take your statement tomorrow."

Fredo Di Rosa, another of Joey's distant cousins, was a desk sergeant in the 16th precinct, just north of Powelton.

"Great. Thanks Uncle Rico. Can you swing by 1720 Mount Vernon after you pick up the Mini? I have to help somebody, and I'll wait there."

"You got it: 1720 Mount Vernon. Make sure to be outside. I can't honk the horn at two in the morning."

Joey closed his phone and turned to Maureen. Deirdre had been tucked into Maureen's car already.

"Change of plan. Can I ride with you? A cousin will pick me up at your place."

"Sure. I'm sorry about your car. Did I hear right? It is a memento from your mother?"

"Yeah," Joey sighed. "My father's cousin owns a body shop. He'll fix it. It's insured, too."

"Okay, hop in. Let's get this drunken sailor into her cot."

Johnny sat in the back with Deirdre as Maureen pulled out.

"I think it's really cool of you that you don't blame Deborah," Joey voiced his appreciation.

Maureen looked at him in the rearview mirror. "I remembered in time that I was seventeen once, too. Did you drink any booze tonight?"

"A sip early on. The Coke was spiked with rum, and there was vodka in the orange juice. I told Deirdre to be careful, but she kind of blew me off."

"How come Deborah didn't notice?"

Joey thought quickly. "I guess, she was so busy being the hostess that she didn't drink anything herself all evening. As for the others, I don't know. Liz and I kept to a fresh bottle of Coke from the fridge."

"You danced with Liz?"

"Yeah, she's fun to be with. She's got a boyfriend in college, so it was all innocent you know."

Maureen turned into a driveway and stopped the car. She turned around in her seat and looked at Joey. "Does Deirdre know about Liz's boyfriend?"

Joey shrugged. "I don't know, Ms. Darling."

"My guess is she doesn't. That would explain things. Now give me a hand getting her out."

Deirdre had fallen asleep again, and they had a hard time lifting her out of the car. She woke up long enough to make it into the house and upstairs with her mother. Maureen asked Joey to wait for a moment while she tucked her daughter in.

She came back down within five minutes. "Out like a light," she smirked. "Joey, you said that she didn't want to be with you. Why?"

Joey shrugged. "I have no idea. We got along fine at the start of the school year, and then suddenly, I'm like dirt under her shoes. We barely talk anymore."

"I just had to ask. Sorry. Did you make any advances to her?"

Joey shook his head. "No, never. She's so shy, I'm sure she would've freaked. She's a great partner and I didn't want to screw things up. Of course, it's screwed up anyway."

"Did you ever have a girlfriend, Joey?"

"Yeah, all through junior year and through the summer. She ... I never saw her after, you know, the shooting. She never visited or sent a card or anything. I heard from friends that she was going with another guy even before Christmas."

"And before or after?"

"A few girls kissed me during sophomore year, but we never stayed together longer than two or three weeks. With my last name, fathers are sort of leery about letting their daughters date me. And since last year, no, nobody. First I was laid up, and then I was busy taking care of Tess. This was the first party I've been to in over a year."

Maureen smiled sadly. "So, basically, you don't know much about girls and dating either, right?"

Joey blushed. "You could say that, Ms. Darling," he answered in a low voice.

"I don't mean to embarrass you, Joey. Deirdre knows even less. You see, Deirdre seemed to think ― and maybe she still does ― that we ― Karen and I ― expect her to be a lesbian like us. Let me assure you that we don't, although Karen has given the impression at times. All this put my poor Deirdre in a difficult situation. She did not dare to form relationships with boys for fear of angering us, and she didn't form relationships with girls because this runs against her inclination. All this made her very lonely, and she never got to practice all the little mating dances."

Joey's face showed his embarrassment. "Ms. Darling, what has this got to do with me?"

"Everything! Deirdre has a crush on you, and she doesn't know what to do about it."

"On me?" Joey sputtered.

Maureen nodded. "You should hear her rant about you almost every day! What you did wrong and what you did to her."

"Doesn't that mean she hates me?"

"Joey, love and hate are expressions of the same intense interest in a person. The fact that your doings and not-doings are so important to her tells me that she has a strong interest. What about you, Joey? Aren't you frustrated over her behavior?"

Joey almost blurted his "yes", but he checked himself and grinned. "If I say yes, you'll turn it around on me as me having a crush on her?"

"No, unless you rant about her all the time. But I think that your frustration with Deirdre means that you would like to have a better relationship with her. Isn't that about right?"

Joey nodded his head. "I guess so. She can be a great girl, smart and nice, and she could be really pretty. I guess I'd like to be friends with her, at least."

"She could be pretty?"

"Well, I guess she is, but one can't really tell the way she dresses and the way her hair is done."

"Looks awful, huh?" Maureen seconded. "I've been trying to talk her into having a real haircut and to dress nicer, but she explodes whenever I start."

Joey grinned evilly. "Well, she screwed up tonight. Make her go to the hairdresser as part of the punishment."

"Oh, you're so bad, Joey Di Rosa," Maureen laughed. "Listen, I had better get some sleep, and so have you. I want to thank you, though, for coming to Deirdre's help. Will you accept a dinner invitation? Karen is a marvelous cook, and she'll be back tomorrow. Say, tomorrow, well tonight, rather?"

"I don't know, Mrs. Darling. It's kind of difficult. Tess doesn't like being alone in the house."

"Bring her along then. We haven't had any young people to visit in ... well, ever."

Joey shrugged. "I'll talk to Tess later. Can I call you around noon?"

"Please do that. You will get to see the premiere of Deirdre in her new look."

"Can I bring a camera?" Joey joked.

"Be nice, young man!" Maureen scolded him. Then, out of impulse, she gave the surprised Joey a hug. "Thank you! Now go!"

Back on the street again Joey had to wait for only five minutes before his uncle pulled up in his tow truck, the Mini already strapped to the flatbed. Joey hopped in and they drove to Rico's body shop. Joey helped to push the Mini into the shop and a yawning Rico gave him a set of car keys and pointed at a dark grey metallic BMW 530i. Joey swallowed. It was his father's car, the one his parents had been killed in.

"We finished it last week. The interior is all new, and the body and engine are in perfect shape. I know you want it sold, but you'll need a car all next week while we fix that itty bitty tin can."

"Honestly, Uncle Rico, I don't think I can drive this car. Don't you have another one I can use?"

Rico scratched his head. "I dunno, Joey. Wait! We just finished this very nice Beemer. It's only four years old. It got rear ended, and I got it cheap from the insurance company. Come!"

He led Joey into the used car storage. A fire engine red BMW 325i convertible with a black ragtop was standing in the center.

"I can let you have this one for thirty grand, Joey."

"Can I trade in the 530?" Joey asked, already sold on the car.

"You sure about this, Kid? The 530 is a fine car, and it's only two years old."

"I'm positive, Uncle Rico. Look, I could never ever drive it. Looking at it makes me sick to my stomach. We can call it an even swap, if you want."

"I don't cheat on family, Joey, you should know that. I could take the 530 for thirty-seven grand, already counting the work we put in. That means, I owe you seven."

"Deal!" Joey answered without thinking.

"Okay, I'll put dealer tags on it and you can drive home. Come by tomorrow for lunch. Bring Tess. We'll eat and get the paperwork done. Cousin Luca handles your insurance?"

Joey nodded. "Yes, dad and Luca were great friends. Thanks, Uncle Rico. I really appreciate the deal."

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Introduction: I met Dot and Goody, my future wife and her maid of honor I was 22 when I arrived at my new assignment in Wiesbaden, Germany in the summer of 1960. I was assigned to a headquarters squadron that consisted of sixty or so enlisted men and the officers. We worked and lived in former German military administrative buildings. The dormitories were spacious and offered us much more privacy than standard American military barracks. In the military, and especially overseas, you tend to...

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In the military, and especially overseas, you tend to socialize with the people you pull duty with. The single enlisted males had their favorite haunts downtown and most of the time you would run into someone you knew as you made the late evening rounds looking for pussy, our primary off duty occupation. We did a lot of sightseeing but our interest in German culture was finding the best places to score. There was of course the local bar scene where a guy could get lucky. If you were...

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I was 22 when I arrived at my new duty station in Wiesbaden, Germany in the summer of 1960. I was assigned to a headquarters squadron that consisted of sixty or so enlisted men and officers. We worked and lived in former German military administrative buildings. The dormitories were spacious and offered us much more privacy than standard American military barracks. In the military, and especially overseas, you tend to socialize with the people you pull duty with. The single enlisted males had...

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Goody episode 2

Introduction: Dot found her first job and a new friend in Goody To describe Goody in a word: voluptuous. She had black hair, piercing blue eyes and a tiny waist with flaring hips, truly a beautiful derriere, and breasts to die for. Hers was the first shaved vagina I had ever seen. Dot had already shaved it for her by the time I met them. Dot on the other hand was tall, blonde, small breasted, really long legs, and beautiful pear shaped ass. They were a sexy pair. Strolling down the boulevard...

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Goody episode 2

To describe Goody in a word: voluptuous. She had black hair, piercing blue eyes and a tiny waist with flaring hips; truly a beautiful derriere, and breasts to die for. Hers was the first shaved vagina I had ever seen. Dot had already shaved it for her by the time I met them. Dot on the other hand was tall, blonde, small breasted, really long legs, and beautiful pear shaped ass. They were a sexy pair. Strolling down the boulevard on a warm summer evening, Dot's arm around Goody's neck and...

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Goody episode 2

They were a sexy pair. Strolling down the boulevard on a warm summer evening, Dot's arm around Goody's neck and Goody's arm around Dot's waist just above the buttocks. Now there was a sight, but not uncommon on European streets. They were quite physical with each other; always playing grab-ass. At the time, Goody had latched on to a young American airman. He saw a good thing when he "laid" his young eyes on her. He was twenty; maybe. He was a good looking kid, not too...

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Goody Chapter 2

Goody........Chapter 2 She certainly was. Her real name was Gudrun. One of those funny-peculiar names that Germans give to girls. Everybody called her Goody. When I met her she was Dot's best friend. It's not too difficult to describe Goody. She was, in a word, voluptuous. She was only about 5'6" tall between me and Dot, both about 5'10". She had black hair, blue eyes, a tiny waist with flaring hips..... truly a beautiful derriere, and breasts to die for. Hers was the first shaved vagina I had...

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Goody The Reunion episode 12

Ted walked into the kitchen to see what was holding things up. "Oh, lord! What have we here?" He exclaimed loudly. His wife, Dot and her friend, Goody were locked in a fierce embrace. He was not so much surprised as pleasantly relieved. He had been hoping that this reunion would rejuvenate their previous relationship.The women were locked in a squirming clinch against the kitchen counter. Goody had one knee up to Dot's hip, humping her pelvis into her old friend who in turn was pressed to the...

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Reunion with Goody episode 12

Introduction: It had been about 10 years since we saw her last and she was just as hot as ever, maybe better with age… Ted walked into the kitchen to see what was holding things up. Oh, lord! What have we here? He exclaimed loudly. His wife, Dot and her friend, Goody were locked in a fierce embrace. He was not so much surprised as pleasantly relieved. He had been hoping that this reunion would rejuvenate their previous relationship. The two beautiful women were locked in a squirming clinch...

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The two beautiful women were locked in a squirming clinch against the kitchen counter. Goody had one knee up to Dot's hip, humping her pelvis into her old friend who in turn was pressed to the counter. Goody's skirt was riding way up high exposing her stockinged legs from high-heels to crotch. Dot was pulled on Goody's leg under the knee with one hand.....the other groped Goody's panty covered buttocks. Their lips were locked onto each other's mouths. "Hey, you two look like you have a...

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Our "how we met" story is short. Dot and I met, fell in love and were married within a year. We spent hours recounting our sexual experiences to turn each other on, then fucked like mad afterwards. I told her about my first sexual escapades as a young man in the military. She told me about Charlize and Goody, her first girl-girl discoveries, and how much she loved to suck cock. What's not to love? After we got married, we decided to limit our sexual activities only to each other for a while.......

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Good Medicine Sophomore YearChapter 4 A Fathers Advice

June 25, 1982, West Monroe, Ohio “I’m not sure if that’s a good idea or not,” I replied. “Why?” Becky asked. “We’ve done it before. I don’t have a steady boyfriend. And you said you don’t have a steady girlfriend.” “That’s true. May I ask a very blunt question?” “Sure.” “Are YOU looking to be my girlfriend?” Becky shook her head slowly, “Remember what I said back in October? That I had no illusions about this and that I had no designs on you? But that if I had the ability to make a wish...

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Good Medicine Sophomore YearChapter 19 Good Advice

September 19, 1982, McKinley, Ohio “Mishka!” Tasha gushed when I called her on Sunday afternoon. “How are you?” “Good. How are things in West Monroe?” “You know nothing changes here. Church is the same. School is the same. Home is the same. And you?” “School is about the same as last year, but I’ve made some new friends.” “I want to meet them! Do you think Sasha and I could visit in two weeks?” “If your mom and dad approve, yes.” “They will, so long as I bring Sasha. She promised not...

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Good Advice

"Welcome, Miss Harter. Have a seat." Still unsure of why I was here, I made my way across the room and sat down on the plush tan sofa that is the trademark of a psychiatrist's office. It wasn't the first time I had entered my parents' counselor's room, but I was surprised when he asked to see me and my parents separately. Surprised since I wasn't the patient. Unfortunately, though, Mom was. She had undergone a huge metamorphosis in the last few months, ever since her bookstore had...

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I walked across to the doctors office which was in fact in the basement and slowly and carefully went down to the front door and rang the bell, my jaw dropped when the door opened.Maybe I was expecting a pretty receptionist but I certainly wasn’t expecting an old man well into his 70’s dressed in a button up white coat and from what I could make out, not much else.“Hello, I’m Dr Goodwin, I am a doctor you know” he said very professionally while looking me up and down, “You must be Jerry” he...

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The amazing life of toothpick part 3 midnight party part 2 the ending of the old and the beginning of the new

“Looks like you can take that as a yes Sara.” Amber said while sucking on my sister 34e tits. “That’s what I’m talking about little bro fuck the shit out my tight ass.” I could not stop it was as if I was hypnotize, it was the first thing today that truly felt like it was made for my dick and my dick alone. “Damn brother you’re really having fun with my tight ass. Then I wonder how would you take to this?” With all her Might she clamp every last muscle around my dick and started to grind...

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Lycanthropy

Walking through the dense forest, Finn found himself at home. The pine needles beneath his bare toes and the scent of nature sent him into a place of wild peace. As he walked he could feel the moon slowly rising like a heavy weight against his shoulders, and it was pleasant. He rejoiced in the freedom that his half-human form would feel that night. He also knew that pleasure to be a sexual one as well. As a wolf he'd find himself rampaging and raping freely, enjoying all the victims and their...

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Canterbury Cathedral Crimes 3

Awesome sound, extremely loud, right below the bells. All town thinks the same: "A very rare, some special occasion! No Royal Babies to be expected yet, so probably the Archbishop finally got his first offspring born?"Attractive Anne drops the ropes from her grip. She collapses at my lap, almost passed out from coming so loud. She seems unaware the bells slowly silence, finally. Peace and solemnity fall back as a blanket over old...

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Canterbury Cathedral Chimes 2

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Awesome Anne is as attractive, as effectively Anne found out that As she often serves in mass very early in the morning. She is very dutyful to serve the Lord, so she usually is first to enter, those cold mornings. Anne doesn't stop praising the tasty teen. This time, for her offering us lots of hours of free time for us three, thanks her key. So she...

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Hey guys, this is Mr. X, a 29-year-old handsome and single guy from Bhopal. This story is about Vanisha (name changed), a 34-year-old married lady from Indore. So, without wasting much time, let’s come to the story. This all happened in November, last year. I was really feeling very horny at that time. I had a profile on Tinder, but getting a match for casual sex is not very easy in Bhopal. But it was not the case in Delhi where I was for 2 years and have been with 5 girls (not bad for a guy I...

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