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August 19, 1984
"You know that guy who's been trying to get my attention all summer? The one that tries to talk to me after almost every show?"
Evie, who'd been uncharacteristically quiet and pensive, had finally decided to open up. It was a Sunday evening; we'd done an afternoon show, and the three of us were now lounging around in the apartment that Evie shared with my girlfriend. Inez and I had been trying to draw Evie out, which was a task that we'd never needed to undertake before. The typically transparent Evie rarely kept things inside. Upon hearing her mention her constant pursuer in this context, and with the tones in her voice, I immediately grew concerned.
"He didn't try anything, did he?" I asked warily.
"Not unless you consider talking politics an unwelcome advance," said Evie with a slight laugh. "I spent about twenty minutes with that guy – his name is Ron Wilton – after the show today, talking about the upcoming presidential election."
"Got some news for you, Ev," I said with a grin. "Reagan's getting re-elected. It'll be a landslide of historic proportions."
"I would've figured that, even if you hadn't already told me a thousand times, Mr. I Know The Future," Evie shot back, finally breaking out into something approaching a smile. "But I have to confess, I'm a little flattered by all of the attention he's giving me. You know I've had quite a dry spell in the romance department. And I really don't think he's that bad of a guy."
"You aren't thinking about going out with him, are you?" Inez said with a trace of alarm in her voice.
"I didn't say that," Evie replied. "But I will say that little by little, he's wearing down my defenses."
"Be careful, Ev," Inez cautioned her roommate. "Remember Danny. This is a similar situation."
I, too, was worried. It was highly abnormal to hear Evie – always level-headed, and quite picky about men – talking in this manner. Perhaps her 'dry spell', as she'd put it, was clouding her judgment. At the same time, neither Inez nor I knew anything about this Ron Wilton character, so maybe it was hasty for either of us to jump to conclusions. However, it was unquestionably a situation worth monitoring.
August 25, 1984
East Durham, New York
Today, Lightning in a Bottle took our act out on the road for the first time. Well, the first time, if you don't count forty-five minute drives to the beach.
Who was responsible for pushing this gig on us? Probably the last person you'd expect. She was none other than Ruth O'Malley, my mother. Mom had thrown the idea out a couple of weeks earlier. On a phone call one evening, she mentioned a conversation she'd had with a new friend of hers at church.
"Her brother is on the organizing committee for an Irish festival in upstate New York," my mother explained. "It's somewhere in the Catskills, not that far from Albany. I never would have guessed this, but this little town is a hotbed for Irish cultural activity. They're having this festival the last weekend in August. My friend told me that most of the local musical acts have signed up to play at the festival. There's also a few Irish pubs in the area that usually have entertainment on the weekends, and they're having trouble finding it for that weekend, since the festival is the big thing in town. They're looking far and wide for bands to come in and play, and they're willing to pay top dollar, since there will be a lot of out-of-town folks around. I know it would be a long trip for you, but if you like, my friend has contact information for a few of these places."
I was immediately interested, but I couldn't resist teasing my mom a little. "Wow, Mom. You've become quite the expert on weekend night life." This drew a laugh from my mother. I went on, "This definitely sounds like something we should look into. Let me bounce it off the others, but I can't imagine any of them having problems with it."
"I know your sister won't," Mom pointed out. She insisted on calling Eileen herself; I agreed, but told her to tell my sister not to say anything to Dave until we could discuss it as a group.
As I expected, the whole gang thought it was a great idea. "Turnabout is fair play," Inez said to me with a smile. "You've been wonderful about immersing yourself in my culture. Now, here's a chance for me to return the favor."
I felt compelled to point something out. "I appreciate that, angel. Even though calling it 'my culture' is a stretch." Inez, of course, had actually been born in Puerto Rico, whereas any connection I had with Ireland went back three or four generations. Even so, it was obvious she was looking forward to this experience. I loved her for that energy, and I'd come to expect nothing less from her.
We gave the contact information to Holly and Annie, and they worked out the details. No one in that neck of the woods had ever heard of us, but our co-managers still managed to land us a high-paying gig. Bringing them on as managers had been a shrewd move; it had paid dividends in so many ways. They assured us that we wouldn't have to make any adjustments to our set list to accommodate the clientele, which would be overwhelmingly Irish-American. Our usual fare would do just fine.
"Maybe we can throw in an extra U2 song or two, just to please the masses," I cracked.
Early that Saturday afternoon, we formed up a little caravan, and our traveling party set out on a journey of about three hours. Dennis and Mayra, as they usually did, rode together in our van, its rear portion stuffed to capacity with instruments and equipment. Holly, Annie, and Derek rode in Holly's car. The three of them would have to head back to New Jersey right after the show.
"Derek wants to come and watch you guys, but he has something important to do tomorrow," Holly told me. "He's being real mysterious about it. He's not even telling Annie what it is. He says we'll find out soon enough."
"I'll have to try to drag it out of him," I grinned. "Where's Rae, anyhow? Couldn't she make it?" As soon as those words escaped from my mouth, Holly's expression became somewhat more glum.
"She's, um, busy today and couldn't make it." That terse reply clearly told me that something was amiss between the two of them, and I opted not to press for further elaboration at that time.
Paul's provider of transportation was Natalie; we were all shocked that she even expressed an interest in coming along. The remaining five of us – Inez, Evie, Eileen, Dave and myself – piled into Dave's car for the long trip. I rode in the passenger seat, while the three girls sat in the back. Up the New York State Thruway we shot, a lot of laughing – and singing – taking place on the way, all of us psyched about a new and different adventure.
Although Mom had described the town to me, we were somewhat surprised to find that East Durham was, in fact, a little piece of the Emerald Isle buried deep in the Catskills. Located about twenty minutes from the Thruway, the town lacked a well-defined center, but had kind of a main drag featuring a few restaurants, Irish pubs, and an Irish-themed hotel or two. Signs pointed the way to this weekend's festival, which of course we bypassed. We quickly found our destination; a pub that appeared small from the road, but was actually reasonably spacious on the inside.
We would be the first of two acts to take the stage in the evening. Show time was still a couple of hours away, which gave us plenty of time to get set up and take in our surroundings. It was disorienting, in a sense, but it was also exhilarating – we would be playing in a whole new environment.
"So what do you think?" I grinned at my sister. "Did Mom steer us wrong here?"
"I'll give her due credit," Eileen replied with a wide smile. "This looks like it will be a lot of fun."
As show time neared, something we weren't fully prepared for transpired. The place became packed. Many of the festival-goers had apparently trekked over.
"Lots of people here tonight," I said to Inez, understating the truth.
"Which means," she shot back, "we have an opportunity to win over a lot of new fans." We all were enjoying this experience, but none of us more so than Inez.
After a little bit of hurry-up-and-wait, we were introduced, and took the stage, launching right into "Edge of Seventeen". Inez, wearing a Yankees cap ("Hey, we're in New York, right?" she'd cracked before the show) sang lead on the next number, "Holding Out for a Hero". We'd be doing three sets. When we got to the final song of the first set, I spoke a few words to the audience.
"Here's a tune we always love doing ... from a band that hails from the land of my ancestors, and of course, my sister's too." And we went right into "New Year's Day", to raucous applause. We started the second set with another U2 classic we'd recently learned, "I Will Follow". We breezed through the remainder of set number two. The final set, however, was full of new material. We'd put in quite a bit of extra practice time, mastering some new songs that we believed would go over well in front of this crowd.
Not content to limit our salute to Ireland to a couple of U2 songs, we began the set with three consecutive tunes from acts hailing from the Emerald Isle. First up was "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy. You might think I'd be the one to handle lead vocals on that one. You'd be wrong. We got creative, giving the honor to Evie, and damn if she didn't do a bang-up job. I reclaimed the mike for the next song, "I Don't Like Mondays" by the Boomtown Rats. Next came something a little different for us: Van Morrison's "Moondance". Lead vocals here went to me, as well, but I passed off the beautiful keyboard part to Eileen (something I was doing more and more often). Evie, meanwhile, executed the smooth sax solo to cool perfection.
Later in the set, we broke out three other songs we had never performed live. Inez found herself yet another riveting vocal showcase with Berlin's "No More Words". I handled lead vocal on the recently-released "Missing You" by John Waite. The next-to-last song of the night was "Burning Down The House" by the Talking Heads, and we finished up with the familiar "Because The Night". The ovation we received at the end, as well as the number of folks who approached us later to inform us how much they enjoyed our show, told us that Inez's words had been prophetic ... we'd landed a whole new legion of fans.
Derek, Annie, and Holly came up to say goodbye; they were already heading on out.
"Great show, guys," Derek told us. "It was definitely worth the trip."
"So what's this I hear about you having some mysterious plans for tomorrow?" I said to Derek. "How about spilling the beans? You can't hide it from us forever."
"No, dude, I ain't sayin' a word," he laughed. "You'll just have to wait."
"Come on, give it up," I persisted. "I'll even buy you a Guinness. I'm not above offering a bribe." But Derek wouldn't bite, and soon, Guinness-less, the three of them were on their way.
Next, Paul came over to let us know that he and Natalie were leaving, as well. "If it were up to me, we'd stay," Paul explained, sounding a little annoyed. "But Natalie says it's too chilly up here in the mountains, and she wants to head home."
"I give that relationship two more months, max," Dave said to me the moment Paul was out of earshot.
"I don't know," I said in reply. "Sometimes I think Paul is so pussy-whipped, he'll just go on following her around like a puppy dog."
Inez then appeared on the scene, wearing a bright smile on her face. "Guess what just happened? I spoke with a guy in the audience who does publicity work for the Yankees. He noticed the cap I was wearing. He says we sounded great, and offered to keep us in mind if he hears of any gig opportunities."
"Not only did we gain fans, but also contacts," I pointed out, as everyone nodded in agreement. Dennis and Mayra showed up at that point, as they had finished stashing our equipment in the van. We hung out in the pub for awhile, watching the next act, and then decided to split. Outside, the night sky was crystal clear, and the air was in fact quite cool. It may have been chilly to Natalie, but to me it felt delightfully refreshing. The rest of us planned to stay overnight in East Durham. Our contingent consisted of three couples: Inez and I, Eileen and Dave, Mayra and Dennis, plus Evie.
We found a cozy little motel right down the street. Out of the seven of us, only one set of parents had questioned us about hotel sleeping arrangements: Mayra's. She had basically concocted a fib, telling Raul and Rosie that the men would be sleeping in one room, the women in another. But in actuality, instead of two rooms, we rented out four. This was after we nearly reconsidered, for Evie's sake. However, she wouldn't hear of it.
"Don't worry about me," Evie said with a smile. "I'll get my own room and just crash out. The rest of you need to take advantage of this chance to do the couples thing."
A little later, my sweetie and I were lying in bed in our hotel room, savoring the vestiges of post-coital bliss. Inez and I typically did some of our best talking under these conditions, and tonight was no exception.
"I'm a little worried about Evie," I began. "I've heard a few too many 'dry spell' comments from her lately. Tonight's sleeping arrangements have to be forcing her to dwell on that idea."
"It's hard on her, I agree," Inez replied. "No one's better at putting things in perspective than Evie, though. She knows it's just a temporary thing."
"I hope so," I put forth, then gave voice to my other concern. "It seems weird ... knowing that Dave and my sister are sharing a hotel room, just like us."
Inez, as she so often did, offered up nothing more than a soft smile, inviting me to continue.
"I guess I have to tell myself that they have a very stable, long-term relationship, they're both of age, and it's logical to expect that they're doing whatever it is that they're doing."
That gave Inez a serious case of the giggles. When she settled back down, she grew reflective as well.
"About your sister," she said softly. "I really miss the closeness that she and I used to have. Ever since I missed her recital, she's been holding back a little. I mean, it's hard to notice, she's fine most of the time. But something's missing. I'd love for things to go back to the way they were."
"Do you want me to talk to her?" I offered right away.
"I don't think that's necessary," Inez replied after a moment's consideration. "I think the best thing to do is to give Eileen the space to work it out on her own. Sometimes we forget that she's two years younger than the rest of us."
August 29, 1984
Late in the afternoon, before practice, Inez and I had some time to kill. We decided to have an early dinner at Margarita's, a place we'd been visiting much less frequently of late. Not that we'd grown tired of it; there just never seemed to be enough time. We got into a discussion about our class schedules for the upcoming fall semester. The start of classes, and the beginning of our senior year in college, was less than a week away. I planned to make a small change to my schedule, and I decided that now was the time to tell Inez about it.
"I mean, look at what I'm taking for an elective this semester," I pointed out. "Sociology 101. I'm a senior, why do I need to take that? Wouldn't it be better to take something I could actually use?"
"What do you have in mind?" Inez asked curiously, unaware that I was leading up to something.
"I want to drop the sociology class, and instead, take as an elective."
She looked at me harder, noticing I hadn't really answered her.
"Spanish 101."
Inez broke out into a radiant smile, but before she could respond, I elaborated further. "Also, during the spring semester, I'll only need nine credits to graduate. Remember, back during my 'dark period' in freshman year, I took an extra class so that I'd have flexibility later. I plan to take Spanish 102 during the spring semester, since taking only nine credits would bump me down to part-time status. I know it takes a lot of effort to learn a new language, more than two semesters actually, but I want to be able to speak with your mom and dad in their native tongue when we go down to visit them. At least a little."
A moved Inez leaned right across the table and kissed me on the mouth. "You're something else. I think I know a couple of people down in Florida who'd love to hear about this decision of yours."
Later in the evening, after band practice, I gave Javier and Lupe a call. I told them about my little plan, and completely made their evening. The following day, I went over to the registrar's office and made the schedule change.
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I am ugly. There’s no point in pulling any punches about that. I am so ugly that I could make a train take a dirt road. I am so ugly that I have to sneak up on a toilet to take a crap. I am so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother when I was born. Those are just three of the many insults that my brother routinely hurled at me as I grew up. He was just two years older than me and was just being a typical brother, but because it was (and still is), true that I actually am ugly, he may have...
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Chapter One: Futa's First Presidential Delight By mypenname3000 Copyright 2018 April 17th, 2047 “Final segment,” Adelia said, squirming. “Then I am taking you and your beautiful wife to dinner and then back to my place.” She grinned. “How does that sound?” “Like a lovely evening,” I said, glancing at Sharron hovering just off-stage, her hands grasping her pregnant belly. I arched an eyebrow in question. Her blue eyes sparkled as she nodded her head. “Well, the wife agrees,” I said. “It...
Our Last Day of School. I can’t believe it. This is my last day of school, I thought, not sure how I felt now that the long awaited day was here. Stepping out into the beautiful sunny afternoon, heading toward the group of waiting yellow school buses I breathed a sigh of relief. I was glad school was finished. Throughout High School like a ship at sea, I had plotted my course, studying hard. However, the Scholarship that many felt I had rightfully won had somehow ended up going to one of...
“What’s wrong? What’s wrong?”Anthea looked up at her mum as she sat down at the dining table. “Nothing is wrong,” Anthea responded watching as her mum hurriedly dried her hands with a tea towel.“Is the baby okay? Are you okay? Is Jack okay?” she asked as her husband came into the room and pulled up a seat at the table.“We’re all fine Mum,” she responded exasperated with her mum’s anxiety. “I have something to tell you.”“Sit down Helen,” her dad snapped. “Give the lass a chance to speak.”Anthea...
October 25, 1986 It would be trite to say that things went back to normal after the wedding and the honeymoon. We certainly settled back into a routine, but things were different now. This was a new normal, a "normal" enhanced with the knowledge that we were living the life we'd dreamed about for so long. At work, the status quo persisted. I put in my forty-hour weeks, resigning myself to the fact that I'd be working there for a while longer. My investments were certainly paying off,...
When my step-brother and I accidentally swapped bodies he convinced me not to tell anyone what had happened. He said it would be safer that way, but now I've watched him taking over my life and making out with my boyfriend I'm not so sure. ****************************** THE UGLY DUCKLING by BobH (c) 2014 - 1 - Viscount Hugo Farnsworth was a tall, handsome, and seriously ripped aristocratic hunk who would one day be the Earl of Ambridge, but at...
When I got home I looked at some restaurant options and surfed the net for movie ideas. I finally decided to take Angie somewhere simple, just for sushi at this great little restaurant off of I-70 and Wadsworth. We could wing it after dinner if I researched enough options beforehand. It had gotten late with my surfing, so I decided to call Angie the next day after I got home from work. Before my work day ended, though, my cell phone rang. "John! John! We did it! We did it!" It took me a...
Being me is pretty hard seeing as I can electrocute any living being upon contact and as an added bonus (which is good) I can control electricity at my will and absorb or distribute it. Ok I know that sounds really cool I mean who wouldn’t want to control lightning at their very will but imagine it going out of control and blacking out an entire city because you where hungry and couldn’t see in the dark so you decide to turn on the lights but accidentally eat and entire city’s worth of...
“Master.” Hal didn’t want to hear the voice. He didn’t want anything to intrude on whatever level of life he was now floating on. Eyes closed, a bed of unbelievable softness underneath him, the distant but comforting sounds of Josephine’s claws scratching on the dirt floor — and, best of all, the utterly satisfying feeling of having had his seed thoroughly drained out of his balls by the expert mouth of a beautiful woman. “Master.” He was...
Nina had worn the maxi dress in anticipation that it would be Zach who would be sliding it off her. She had laid in bed that morning, her fingers sliding over her moist slit in anticipation. In typical fashion, Zach had called at the last minute to say he was going biking with some buddies of his. She had been pissed and disappointed and not just a little hurt. Zach was such a typical child!Nina had wandered through the farmers’ market alone, her blonde hair flowing behind her. Eyes had turned...
Straight SexI was concentrating very hard on not screaming that I looked out the airplane window and I could see that it was starting to rain. It grew darker outside and I could of sworn I saw lightning out of the corner of my eye. It was getting hard for me to breathe so it felt good that the air was blowing above me and towards my head. How did I get here? I wondered to myself. I felt chills down my back the more Tommy moved his fingers inside me. I looked over to Gabriel and he was dead asleep...
Reluctance"God, Sheila, I got the best scrubbing. Maybe I'll get another chance," and moved back against her. "You'll get more than that before I'm through with you, and another chance, too." Then, Sheila turned Kelly around and kissed her avidly as their slippery breasts comingled in a long soapy slippery hug. "You made me feel wonderful, Kelly. I love being here with you." How can I not kiss her again? "That may be the best I ever had." Through a steamy fog on the mirror they saw their...
The morning Sheila had to go, she pulled Kelly into the double shower. Kelly soaped her and looked with her blue eyes directly into Sheila's, then engulfed Sheila in her arms and said, "Give me your tongue." They nourished on kisses and tongues and naked wet soapy bodies throbbing. Sheila ran her hands down Kelly's back to her ass and teased her slippery anus. When she put her finger slightly in then out several times, Kelly's ass clinched and her hips thrust in excitement. Then, Sheila...
February 11, 1983 We had a show scheduled for this evening; we'd booked a Friday night slot at one of the campus pubs. It was to be my first gig with Lightning in a Bottle that wasn't specifically for friends and family. But it didn't happen. Oh, don't get the wrong idea. It wasn't because of any misdeeds on my part, or a resumption of intra-band discontent. Not this time. Rather, the blame fell squarely on Mother Nature. The snow started falling early that afternoon, and within a few...
My Golden Summer with Blythe – Part 2 Josh’s childhood dream girl visits him in San Francisco. The Return of Blythe Coming from a small farming community, San Francisco proved to be everything Josh had ever imagined – and then some. He loved the freewheeling atmosphere – the friendliness – in short, he fell in love with the city by the Bay. Because of early retirements, and dedication to his work, he had advanced much quicker than he had ever expected. Arriving at his chic little Apartment...
Uther By Ellie Dauber (c) 2006 Introduction According to the legends of King Arthur, Merlin changed Uther Pendragon into a double for Duke Gorlois, so he could spend the night with Ygraine, the Duke's wife. Ygraine and Gorlois had three daughters: Elaine, Morgause, and Morgan le Faye. During their time together, Ygraine became pregnant with the child who was to become King Arthur. Uther's men killed Gorlois that same night. This is my TG (of course) version of what...
One day, I used a way to pickup one time sex girl. The way is complicate to explain, maybe unique way in Japan used mainly before internet. I came to know a woman, one year elder than me, 26 years old. Her name is Miho. In the way, we used telephone, so we talked on phone at first. While talking with her, I noticed that she talked stammeringly. Later I came to know that she had some congenital problem, and also she used a wheelchair. She wanted to keep on talking on telephone, because...
The crash looked quite strange, at least at first sight. Straight, deserted road, nice weather, but the little Toyota somehow had managed to ram into a roadside tree. Maybe someone had pushed the car out of the way, and then ran away. That seemed logical. Or the driver was drunk? The hearse's chauffeur pulled out to the right, stopped and got out. It's obvious that the accident had happened minutes ago and it was his "honor" to help. His heart started pounding in his chest. He had never...
I was underwater grasping for breath, and swallowed a mouthful of seawater. The water around my leg was a cloud of blood. One of the sharks was moving away with a big chunk of my calf in his jaws. "Fucking DISCOVERY Channel!" I thought as the pain hit me. Then a surge of adrenaline pumped thru my body. No way was I going to leave my son fatherless, to become fish food! I kicked as hard as I could, the pain in my leg competing with the adrenaline rush. My efforts were enough to launch me...
Be glad youngster, you are a chosen one. Yes, you have been chosen by me the GUB (God of Ugly bastards). I am not like other Gods demanding my followers to do stupid and meaningless things like pray or such nonsense, your worship of me is much simpler as all I demand is that you be what you were always meant to be: A UGLY BASTARD! I know it may sound bad, but you will love this. I now give you the options in this list of mine and after that you shall go to a world of your choosing. Remember,...
Chapter 11: Althea, the School Girl The infernal screeching of the alarm clock awoke Cal from his reverie. He had been up for about a half-hour, but he had only been lying in bed next to the love of his life. Althea's arms were still clutched about him as he stealthily clicked the snooze button, assuming that it was six o' five in the morning, his usual waking time during the school week. He had been thinking long and hard about the previous two nights. Evan... what have you become? He...
The the wind howled around the quayside as I stepped onto terra firma for the first time in weeks, the wind threw sharp shards of ice to sting our faces as we looked up at the sails as they were finally furled and stowed as our captain grinned at our discomfiture, "Au revoir!" he joked as if he knew we should soon be recalled. Those such as were left, and we were few enough, I shuddered. My best uniform packed securely in my Valise, awaited me, and just a few more duties before I...
Now don't get me wrong. In my eyes my mother is the most beautiful woman in the world. But to the rest of the world she is UGLY. And I only use the word ugly because nothing else really fits. When describing my mom the words 'Troll Like" come into mind. She is 6'11" tall and weighs over 400lbs, but little of that is fat. She's just BIG, all over. She wears mens size 16 shoes, her hands are so big she can pick up a basketball as easily as most people pick up a cue ball and her ears are bigger...
As he approached one of the hall's long mirrors he stopped to inspect himself. It was a familiar sight, the flowing, billowy French maid outfit surrounding his body. His arms and legs were outlined in silky, white stockings and arm-gloves. He wore pearl earrings and the lacy white collar around his neck was adorned with a beautiful pendant. It was a gift from mother that he wore every day, without fail. Jon's painted red lips and neatly applied eyeliner and blush were evidence that he was...
PREFACE:There are no sex acts in the story but the patient does have an orgasm as a result of the Ther****t’s physical examination. Part 1 is the Sex Therapy appointment from the patient’s point of view and part 2 is the same examination seen through the eyes of the Ther****t. I don’t think it matters which one you read first.I hope you enjoy it and will let me know what you think in any...
Katherine stepped into her elegant living room and took a book from the shelf. She sat in a plush lounge chair, specifically selecting a chair in the back corner of the room next to an old dumbwaiter that was once used to ferry delicious meals from the downstairs kitchen to the dining room table. She planned to read the book for a short while, but she already knew her attention would soon be diverted. Tonight the dumbwaiter would once again be placed into service, except this time it would be...
Do you know of the porn site Motherless.com? You should. I’ve reviewed it a few times on my site, The Porn Dude, although it was for different genres every time. This time around, I’m going back to this place and looking at a specific and niche little category many of you are just begging me to cover. We’re looking at vintage porn today. While it doesn’t have the same resolution and quality as the porn you can find today, it’s definitely a genre of porn that has a lot of personality to it and...
Vintage Porn Sites"Oh!" was the muttered comment by Merv as he surveyed the array of boxes that littered his shed/workroom. "I know I have said it many times", he muttered to himself. "I must examine what is in them, but as usual it was 'I'll do it tomorrow' of course tomorrow never comes. However, if I want to get that new machine in, I need the room; so today is the day I start sorting what is in the boxes and that will be interesting as a number of them come from my grandmother's old house and have...