My Second Piece of AssChapter 21 Who s Going to tell Huley
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The motel was new but the room was small. In addition to the bed, there was a television and a chair in front of a small desk, cluttered with menus from nearby restaurants. I hung our jackets in the closet and pulled out the chair for Huley to be seated. Kneeling, I unlaced the boots, and then removed the heavy wool socks. Her toenails were painted a shade of emerald to nearly match the shirt.
Huley leaned down for a kiss, beaming as I massaged her feet, spreading her long toes and tickling the soles of her feet. When I moved my hands to the back of her legs Huley placed her hands on my head and pushed herself up, wanting to stand.
With my left hand placed at the small of her back and the other one on her ass I ran my tongue along the inside of her upper lip, counting the perfect teeth until I felt the saw shaped tooth. Huley placed her tongue inside my upper lip and fluttered it, making me laugh and loose my balance.
Moving my left leg out to keep from falling I realized that her bare feet were on my shoes and her leg was moving along with mine. Becoming aroused, I wondered if Huley had noticed my growing cock. Of course she had. There was no clearance between our bodies and there was no place for my swelled cock to go.
"I hope you have protection," she said when we parted briefly.
"Yes," I mumbled, giving Laura and myself extra credit for my being prepared.
"Good, because I don't know what's on television tonight and that's the last thing I want to do," she said, grinning as she stepped off of my shoes.
We silently reached an agreement. We had come to terms; neither of us cared what was on TV.
I extended my hand and touched her head just above her right ear where the blond hair had been combed back to make the bun at the back of her head.
"Please don't, not just yet," she said, catching my hand and moving it to the top button on her shirt. "Hang up my clothes, please."
She had dressed for the football game. The shirt was made of heavy material. She had to undo the top button. I fumbled with the others until one by one they opened to reveal a black bra and a flat tummy.
While I was placing the shirt on its hanger Huley opened the hand bag and withdrew a pair of black scuffs which she stepped into and a short black nightgown which she threw over her shoulder.
I dropped to my knees to unbuckle her belt, looking into her eyes as I pulled the zipper down. She smiled as I lowered the pants, revealing a skimpy pair of black panties and perfect legs, long, brown and slim. But only for a second. With a short muss of my hair she was off to the bathroom, leaving me sprawled on the floor after a failed attempt to block her retreat.
Not having the foresight to bring slippers, I stood barefoot, in the darkened room, wearing only my boxers, waiting for her to reappear. She closed the bathroom door, posing with only the glow from an outside lamp finding its way through a crack between the curtains silhouetting her profile.
She was so damned cute. The black fabric clinging to the curves of her brown body, moving with her as she came towards me and stopped near enough to grasp her scent, to clasp her warmth, to witness her extraordinary being, close enough to touch, yet, out of reach.
"You're so damned cute."
"I wore it this way for you."
"Did mama see you go out the door?"
"Mama says you can touch it. Would you like to take the combs out?" Her voice rising and falling in the same way her breasts were pushing the lace bodice up and down in a halting way.
I reached for my breath, scooping it from a reserve well deep within.
At arms length, I touched her cheek with my open hand, letting it linger there, feeling her head turn and her lips graze my wrist.
I swallowed and looked into her eyes to see that we were in perfect agreement. The contract had been written; removing the combs would consummate the signing.
Huley remained still as I removed the five small black combs, releasing clumps of hair as I pulled them out one by one and dropped them on the desk, each one sounding like a crack of thunder bouncing from cloud to cloud.
When all five combs had come to a stop on the desktop I ran my fingers through the fallen hair, making Huley whimper in delight and making me almost certain that she had not exaggerated her sensitivity to my attention.
Withdrawing my hands I watched her zealously shake her head in an effort to make the ends unfurl and drop beyond her shoulders around her thin neck.
I leaned to kiss her right shoulder to which she leapt forward to squash our bodies together. My arms encapsulated her rag doll frame, limply meshing with mine, feeling the thin garment move up as I carried her to the bed where we fell laughing, kissing, arranging our bodies under the covers.
We rolled and tussled in the dark room, becoming still, straining to look in one another's eyes, laying still, her weight upon me.
I smoothed the short night gown to cover her ass and felt the soft underside of her foot gently alter the direction of the hairs on the back of my leg. I let her explore. Boldly, she slowly ran her small hand over my bare chest, moving the hair upward, and then raking her fingernails down to my belly.
My fingers spread to form a makeshift comb; I ran it from the back of her neck, downward through the underside of her mane, slowly and deliberately disentangling rolled up clumps lingering from the bun. She had worn her hair in the bun for me to dismantle. She obviously adored the attention.
"Pull it, do that... you know what it... its okay... I want you to... don't pay attention to mama... yes... there... pull it," she begged, rolling her head to give my comb-shaped hand every advantage.
"Do you have a brush? I would like to brush it," I said.
"No, I didn't bring one. Why didn't you tell me? We can do that in my room. We can have a science lesson. I'll tutor you and you can brush my hair."
"Yes, we can do that," I said, rolling Huley onto her back, kissing her on the neck, the shoulder, moving my lips to the very top of her breasts that was showing above the thin material.
Huley shifted her position, trying to give me better access to her breasts.
"Do you want to take it off?" she whispered.
"Not yet," I answered, already moving lower to between her legs, "you can do that when I go after the rubber."
Angry at myself for leaving the condoms in my jacket I wanted to give her something to do while I dashed to the closet and fumbled with the package. Huley giggled, either from nervousness or at how I was choreographing our dance.
I was on my knees between her legs. Running my hands from her ankles, up the outside of her legs until I felt the nightgown I moved it up to confirm my suspicions. She was not wearing any panties.
Starting over at her ankles, I ran my hands up the inside of her legs, half way up her inner thighs to which she made a number of short sucking sounds and spread her legs wider.
Her leg jerked when I kissed the inside thigh, half way between her knee and the v.
"Sorry," she murmured tapping me on top of my head and moving her leg back to my lips. Arousal spilled into the air, smelling urgent.
Blindly moving my head closer to the source of the aroma, closer, closer, until my lips stumbled onto the early warning system, those thin blond antenna that announce to her pussy; "they're coming, his lips are near."
Her pelvis jumped forward, splashing my face with her wetness. The end of the nightgown came over my head, being held in place by her hands, accompanied by shrieks. Her enthusiasm altered my plans to bestow any more pleasure. There was nothing I could have done to heighten her emotional state.
Prying her hands from my head I moved my wet lips up to her ear and whispered, "Would you like to fuck now?"
Huley giggled and stroked my back with her hands. "I'm sorry; you don't know what that does to me."
"Your hair? Does it tickle?"
"That's not the half of it."
I got out of bed. She grabbed me by the arm.
"Randy?"
"Yes?" I asked, wondering what now?
"Are you going to get the condom?"
"Yes."
"Should I take off the nightgown while you go?"
"Yes."
She still clutched my arm. I wondered if she was backing out or stalling.
"Randy?"
"Yes?"
"Take off your shorts."
"Okay."
She released me to make my way to the closet, slip my shorts down, find my jacket in the dark, find the two condoms, unwrap one and walk back to the bed, head down while rolling the condom onto my cock.
The nightgown hit me in the face. Huley giggled.
"You're a funny girl," I said between kisses, back between her legs.
"No, I'm not, I'm very serious," she laughed. She had found my cock and was moving it up and down her slit.
"Randy?"
"Yes," I answered, feeling her place the tip of my cock where she wanted it.
"Be gentle, okay?"
"Okay, you be gentle with me."
"Push, push just a little."
"How's that?"
"Push some more, more... that's it... more."
"How's that?" She didn't need to answer. I knew how it was. I was already drawing back and pushing forward, gently.
My wish from that first day in the school parking lot was being answered. Those long brown legs were wrapped around my waist and the girl with the blond hair and the Corvette was beneath me, thrashing wildly, asking in incoherent grunts for me to fuck her. I had Ollie's daughter where I wanted her and we were loving it.
Her eyes were closed. Her mouth was open, then closed. Little drops of moisture were forming on her upper lip. She was working as hard as me, meeting my thrusts, making her small tits giggle.
She opened her eyes and when she saw that I was watching her, she smiled. I leaned down to kiss her and her arms came around my neck to hold me there.
"Pull... My,,,,, hair," she whispered breathlessly, still holding my face close to hers.
I eased my elbows up so my hands could reach the top of her head and got a hand full of her thin blond hair.
"Ouch," she screamed, making me let go.
"More," she ordered.
"Ahaah, I'm... I'm..."
Her arms released my head and fell limp to the mattress. Her legs lessened their grip around my waist and she was no longer pushing upward. I stopped to and let my weight drop on Ollie's daughter.
She was gasping for air. I raised my chest so she could breath, regretting the absence of the feeling her tits had briefly given my chest.
She smiled and placed her hand on my cheek. "You didn't come?" she asked as if she was unaware that my stiff cock was still lodged within her, pulsating like a steam engine stalled at the end of the track.
I made a move to pull out.
"Wait!" She shouted. "Wait just a minute. There must be something we can do about this. Wait, please." Her eyes searched mine.
I said okay and bided my time by taking her nipples between my lips and flicking them with my tongue.
"You like?" Huley smiled.
"I like."
She was beginning to stir. She moved her legs out and brought them back until they were between mine, making my cock tingle. Seeing that I liked it she did it again, making me pick up my legs for hers to move under mine and spread wide, making me bore deeper within her.
"You like?"
"I like."
She folded her legs back and raised her pelvis, inviting me to fuck her some more. Slowly, I made every thrust count, changing the angle, listening to her requests. Huley was quite vocal but when I was ready to come she was still giving me directions as if she could go on and on. I couldn't hold out any longer.
I found a strand of her hair and tugged. "Oh, you fucker, fuck me!" She screamed. I tugged on the hair again and felt Huley shudder. I rammed into her twice more and watched her mouth, "Oh, you fucker," as her head rolled from side to side.
I discarded the used condom and cleaned us both up a bit, washing Huley's forehead and cheeks with a warm washcloth.
"Come back to bed," she coaxed.
Her body was warm and clammy and so was mine. We rested and giggled together about nonsensical things.
"Did you mind what I called you?"
"What was that?"
"You know."
"No I don't know."
"I called you a fucker," she finally admitted, running her thumbnail across my chest.
"I didn't mind. I like to hear you talk that way sometimes."
"Randy?"
"Yes?"
"What can I call you? Other than Randy, is there something that would you like to be called? "
"I don't know, let me think of something," I answered, stalling, not wanting to hear her using any of the endearing names Laura called me.
"Until you think of something I'll call you my fucker," she said without any hint of humor in her voice.
"What made you change your mind about leaving the game early?"
Huley jumped away from me, searching my face for any telltale expression. "This is what couples do."
It was nearly 10 PM. The game would end about 11 which meant Huley would be expected to be home by 11:30 unless we thought of an excuse for her being out later.
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"Umh, Six?" "Yeah?" "The cat," I was nervous about this, "Umh, Pyewacket?" "Yeah?" "She says," I said ... just to clarify that this isn't my idea, "She says you can fix her eyes..." He held up a hand, "Let me guess. So she can see in color?" "Huh?" "That's what they all ask for," he said, "Sure. Pyewacket?" Yes, my Lord?, she said. Pyewacket actually bowed. Groveled, really. She raised her haunches and lowered her front to the ground. Tail tucked between her...
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The symposium was tremendously received by the audience and the newspapers. The box that we carried everywhere in Egypt was a disguised top of the line digital camera. It was a simple thing to set the camera to line drawing, project those drawings on a photo sensitive glass plate, follow the procedure for the plates and use Mr. Edison's electric light in a magic lantern to project the glass plate images on to a screen. The biggest problem was choosing which plates to show. Luxor was...
When I say, Wouldn't allow us to talk about it, I mean just that; it is against the law of the land to discuss sex with any person. Thank Anthony Comstock; Be it enacted ... That whoever, within the District of Columbia or any of the Territories of the United States ... shall sell ... or shall offer to sell, or to lend, or to give away, or in any manner to exhibit, or shall otherwise publish or offer to publish in any manner, or shall have in his possession, for any such purpose or...
Pyewacket was hit by a car, today. She may be injured or worse. Worse would mean she died after leaving the scene. If we could find her ... we could take her to the vet. But we can’t. She’s not in her normal hiding spots... We know she was hit by a car because the driver stopped and searched the street. We heard the squall of tires and looked out the window. Since the auto was sideways in the street, we went outside. “Problem?” I asked the sixteen year old blonde. “I think I hit your...
We have nine ... count 'em ... nine interesting nearly identical kittens. They have enough variation in their spots that they are identifiable, it's a mind teaser but it is possible. Mom left us when they were seven weeks old. So, bottle fed babies. With nine of the little buggers, it's a chore. At nine weeks they weren't ready to be weened ... are we ever? At least, Pyewacket was around long enough to get them past the icky part. The icky part is where she used the roughness and...
Annabelle Carson was a late bloomer. Beginning at about 12, men started noticing her face and hair. At 13, stick figures had better curves. At 14 the stick developed erasers. At 15 men started noticing her face last. At 16 her body went bananas; after that it took a lot longer for men to notice her face ... some never did. “Beautiful girl,” said one man to another. “I never noticed,” he replied. “Built like a brick outhouse.” And he rearranged his discomfort. It was because she looked...
Wendy stopped at the convenience store slash gas station to fill up the Volvo. She pumped 20 gallons from the red hose into the 22 gallon tank, checked the oil and looked at the windshield washer fluid ... it was low ... so ... instead of pay at the pump like she usually did, Wendy hiked her cute little butt inside and bought a gallon of fluid, a cup of coffee a la Wendy ... half coffee and half hot chocolate. Standing at the counter, she noticed the Blue LOTTO Stand. Numbers popped into her...
And, yes indeed, the ticket was a the sole winner of a two week old lottery jackpot drawing. Ten million is your basic jackpot drawing. The jackpot payout increase averages 15 million per drawing. Day one= $10, ooo, ooo Add 15 Second drawing = $25,000,000 Add 15 Third drawing= $40,000,000 Add 15 Since a winning ticket had been sold the next jackpot drawing started at Ten million. By the end of the second week and four drawings the jackpot was $60 million. Wendy took the payout... $30...
Seven said, “I know the lottery is the way most of you people account for your money.” Wendy shrieked! “Oops! Sorry about that,” the Powers that Be said in harmony. “Where are you going?” Wendy was heading for the bedroom door. “You scared the pee right outta me. I need to change panties.” “Want company?” “No,” Wendy said, just as the bedroom door closed. It’s not like I’m going to the ladies room in a bar. I don’t need company at home. Okay, thought the Powers, You people are...
“Exactly what kind of fun is she having?” I asked. My suspicious mind thought, Not that I don’t trust Wendy. I do. No ... Really ... I do. And I chuckled. “Not that kind of fun,” said Four. “She is with Seven. You know how straight laced Seven is.” “Well, I don’t know,” I said. “Your Austin clan ... it’s so hard to remember you’re not related,” Six said. Four said, “It’s a chore keeping you separated in our head. There are so many of you ... and all doing the same general type of work for...
Psst, David. Over here. I jumped. “You know,” I said, “Since you can speak in my thoughts, why whisper?” Oops. That brought me to the immediate attention of the Trooper at the door. “What?” said the State Trooper. “Did I speak?” “Yes,” he said. “Odd, that,” I said. “You’re sure?” “Yes, you spoke,” he said. “Hmm,” I said, “What did I say?” “What?” “You said that,” I said. “What?” “Yes.” Suddenly, the trooper was on his lapel mike, then he was listening to his coily earpiece. He...
“The girl I see is perfect for me.” “What a sappy line that one is,” Wendy said. “It sounds like the opening song from a Broadway musical.” “Broadway musical?” I questioned, “Not a Country and Western song.” “Nope, the first line doesn’t mention Chevrolet, divorce or cheating. A country song would go like this, “Pink is just pain with a K.”” Wendy sang it through her nose. “Pank” is the way she pronounced pink. She rambled on about a high school dropout who drove her “Pank Shevolay” to the...
Just as the trooper drew the sergeant’s attention to me, Wendy materialized from the shadows ... well ... sort of ... she materialized all right ... from the ether. I was pretty surprised. She looked like she had stepped out from the gathering darkness ... but I knew better. Right then Annabelle followed her out and then the Feminine Powers slithered out too. Six and Four ... the male Powers were next. You have to understand ... the Powers are all very tall ... very tall. From Seven’s seven...
When the quad walked in the door ... there on the right was a stack of bib aprons. The four of them collected one each. Then they stepped up to the bar: “Four Wendy’s, Ernie,” Wendy said. She looked at me. I paid. That drew a chuckle from the crowd. “Where you sitting?” Ernie replied. Wendy took a look. “Corner table by the window.” “Frank!” Ernie called. Frank stuck his head out between the batwing doors. Ernie hollered, “Four Wendy meals.” He got a nod and went back to washing...
The burgers were meaty and juicy, the lettuce fresh and crisp, the onion potent and sweet, the pickle very dill and briny, the bacon thick and smokey, the two cheeses in juxtaposition ... one sharp, one mild, the bun toasted and seeded; they thoroughly enjoyed every bite ... food for the gods, just ask her. The fries were deep brown and salty crisp. There is nothing quite like Canadian fries ... the vinegar had a different flavor than malt. The group spent some time filling up the corners...
“Right here,” Annabelle said. “I noticed a strange depression in the forest floor and sorta ... kicked away the needles around it. That was the first thing I kicked.” She pointed to a huge piece of lithic material. (Huge is determined by the eye or knowledge of the beholder, a pound nugget of natural gold is pretty big but a pound of natural emerald is HUGE.) It was conchoidal on one side and pretty long. The piece had a severe cortex of waste material left on the unused side of the artifact...
Naturally, because I’m such a nice guy and all of that ... and since the boat was already loaded on the very nice eight wheel fully adjustable Magic Tilt commercial sailboat trailer featuring ten hull stands a side and four five thousand pound axles with Made in USA waterproof sealed Timken bearings, I put the title to the dredge on the dredge seat, hooked the Magic Tilt trailer to the Ford 450 six wheel drive toter, hung our OVERSIZE LOAD signs front and rear and drove off into the...
“What are you grinning for?” asked Wendy. “I said that in East Jordan,” said Annabelle. “I don’t remember you complaining about size,” said Wendy. “She did,” I said. “She said it was a small boat.” “Oh sure,” Wendy grouched, “Take the new girl’s word.” Annabelle grinned again. Well, she was in the water, afloat. There didn’t seem to be any leaks. The riggers came and tuned the rig. She was still afloat and dry a week later. It feels like time for a watery road trip. I called the...