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Earth needed rebuilding and, even using advanced technology from the Consensus, bodies were still required to do much of the work. Since most people were either extracted or killed during the Vermin attack, the Consensus decided to solve two problems at once. For some time, they had been receiving requests from both volunteers and companions asking about the possibility of changing partners. Since people were desperately needed to help clean up Earth, it was decided that, if both the companion and their sponsor agreed to it, they could sever their contracts. Like an annulment, both parties were then able to choose another mate. I thought that was an excellent idea and, as it turned out, so did some of my companions, though I wasn’t aware of it at the time.

Wanting to capitalize on our success, the Char went public with my plan to defeat the Vermin. They hoped showing everyone how we had worked together to defeat the Vermin would cement their position within the Consensus.

They were as good as their word and, as promised, increased the number of my companions to unlimited status. That wasn’t necessary, though. Everyone seemed pleased with the extermination of the Vermin, but most species weren’t as grateful as the Char originally predicted. I did manage to score a few more companions out of the deal, however, not nearly the amount the Char envisioned I would.

The people of Earth, I’m sad to say, were just as predictable as I had feared and, once it became known how I used, manipulated and even lied to them, it was no longer safe for me to go back there.

Wanting to lighten the tension, the Char had me do an interview with a celebrity host, so I could explain my side of the story. Even though Earth’s surface was effectively destroyed, the Char set up huge outdoor video screens in areas where people gathered so my message could be seen by the masses. We decided it would be ineffective if I was the only one to speak so, to make it more unbiased, they chose one person to oppose me.

I did my best to win people over. I talked of my plan and described the reasoning behind it. I told of all the other ideas and tried to explain why they were each rejected. Photos of other worlds invaded by the Vermin were displayed, and I relayed how they were now uninhabitable. I felt I stood up for myself pretty well.

In the end, all that mattered were the dead humans and the destruction of the Earth’s surface for which I had somehow become completely responsible.

My personal life took a hit as well. Once I returned to where I was staying, some of my companions made it quite clear what they now thought of me. I did not begrudge their words but, when my cousin Marylyn slapped me across the face as hard as she could, I knew it was time to act.

In a voice loud enough to be heard by my entire crew, I stood up and said, “So long as you don’t cause me problems with the Consensus, everyone here gets one free pass to make a mistake like this. Marylyn just used hers. The next time she lays a hand on me in anger I’m going to beat her ass so bad she won’t be able to sit for a week.

“I made some decisions that you all need to be aware of. First, we are not staying here. I’ve spoken with the Char and signed onto a special project which, although I can’t speak of it at the moment, I’m very excited. Here are the contracts you all signed when you agreed to become my companions. As you’re aware, Earth needs rebuilding. The conditions right now are primitive, at best, but, if any of you feel you’d be happier there, all that needs to be done is to write ‘voided by mutual agreement’ on your contract, sign it and date it. I will sign it as well, and then we can go our separate ways.

“I must remind all you ladies with children, if they were born prior to you having partnered with me, you are welcome to either take them with you or leave them behind for my other companions to care for when you move back to Earth. Any children born after our agreement was signed must remain with me until such time as they reach their fourteenth birthday. Then they are free to either become a sponsor themselves or serve someone else as a companion.

“I will be in my bedroom so that you can all talk privately amongst yourselves. You can either choose a single messenger or deliver your contracts to me individually. So long as none of you display any physical violence, either towards me or each other, I promise there will not be any repercussions for those who wish to leave,” I told them before exiting the room.

I knew that some of my companions would choose to return to Earth, however, I still harbored hope that, after watching my interview, most would come to appreciate the position that I was in and sympathize with the hard choices I had to make. Being a military brat, I understood that preserving the Earth was more important than saving individuals who resided there. I felt I had explained myself quite clearly in the interview so I decided not to try changing anyone’s mind if they chose to leave.

“Come in,” I called. I was almost instantly depressed when my cousin Paula appeared at my bedside holding two companion requisition forms.

“I was hoping that Marylyn would have the guts to deliver this herself,” I said as I took the forms from her.

“She only likes confrontation when she has the upper hand,” Paula responded.

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Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. "Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early." "Why didn't you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up." "She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?" "A police officer saw me walking and...

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I have a new job working away and I bought an iPad to keep in touch with the wife, it’s great seeing her when away I miss her so much so it’s great when I’m bored in my room. Jane and I for years have spoke about sharing? But she never comes through, it must be 4 years now we have had the same conversation about it and it’s always the same answer maybe! Jane is great in the sack she knows how to please, I keep telling her she needs to give it out cos it’s going to waste on me as I only last...

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"Joe, according to your CIP evaluation, your current knowledge either matches or, in most cases, exceeds that of most graduate-level college professors. Therefore, it is simply a waste of your time and talents to remain in a high school. To that extent, with your permission, of course, the Consensus would like to issue a directive to your school stating you have met the requirements for graduation, and are entitled to your diploma. You should receive it no later than this coming Friday. We...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 4 CIP Testing Time

"Joe, according to our records you have not submitted to CIP testing as yet?" the AI questioned. "That is correct. Since I just turned fourteen today, I really didn't see the point of taking it before now. My parents felt it would be better to wait until I'm older before getting tested," I explained. "While it's usually a good idea for young people to adhere to their parents' wishes, the decision of when to get tested is entirely up to you, as of today. "As I'm sure you are...

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Not Your Average JoeChapter 19 Monday Morning and a Proposal

It had been two days since I’d been able to see Tom. Megan, who refused to leave the hospital, was by his side when I’d arrived. He was awake and alert, but there had still been no change to his lower body paralysis. “What the hell do you want?” Megan shouted at me as I walked in. “Now, honey, Joe isn’t the bad guy here; he’s not the one who shot me,” Tom said. “Maybe not, but if it wasn’t for him none of this would have happened,” she complained. “Megan, I willingly jumped in front of...

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Not Your Average Celebrity Nanny Ch 04

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Not your average commute

The train's busier than usual... The familiar crowd on the platform push and shove their way into the carriage... But I'm not in the mood, can't be bothered to fight for a seat...I lean back against the wall of the vestibule...today I'm just going to stand, play on my phone.A couple more stops and more people get on, edging their way down into the carriage... I move back against the wall, to let them past. You stop in-front of me, holding the handrail, bumping backwards into me as the train...

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Eagle in the Sunset 2019Chapter 29 Summertime for Us All

October 17th, 1995, 7:30 AM PT, Metro Plaza Hotel, Los Angeles, CA Miriam had been tossing and turning all night; she spent time just sitting in the chair in the corner of the room to try and let Baruch sleep. She was so upset she was oblivious to the fact that Baruch couldn’t sleep either, which was not in her nature. She was usually fully aware of what was going on with her husband. They thought together almost telepathically, and yesterday had been one of the first times in decades when...

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Timeless Beauty

TIMELESS BEAUTY BY PAUL G. JUTRAS Sam walked in the dorm house, looked at the lock and then in the dorm mistress's room. The plus size woman was dress in a black blouse and flats, black with white palm tree design jacket and skirt with dark brown nylons. She new there was only a half hour before she made her rounds and called lights out. Upstairs, roommates Chris and Alex waited on their beds. Like their friend Sam, both guys were petite and lovely looking. Being transsexuals who...

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