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Chapter 5: Still looking for the right woman

Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me.

‘Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early.’

‘Why didn’t you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up.’

‘She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?’

‘A police officer saw me walking and stopped me and asked to see my driver’s license. I told him it was my birthday and I didn’t want to drink and drive. I did say my ride home found a woman he wanted to have sex with and I didn’t want to be a third wheel. The officers were nice enough and drove me home.’

‘I’m sorry Joey, can I make it up to you?’

‘No, you have a boyfriend now. I’m staying away from married women and those in relationships. I’m a lover, not a fighter.’ With that said I headed for home.

It was now May and the school year was coming to a close. I saw Mary and Nancy getting in the car. Mary told me that her son, Robert had called and said he was going to open the pool on Saturday and was wondering if I would help him. He told Mary he liked me and I was a good worker and on time unlike his sister and her husband. It made me laugh.

I told her I would be glad to help and just to let me know what time. They went on to school and I headed up to my apartment for a good days sleep.

After getting home on Saturday morning I lay down for a few hours. I set my clock so I could get up and help Robert open the pool. He really seemed like a nice guy and always concerned about his mother. He was glad that she met Henry and had a man in her life. He might not have liked me so much if he ever found out I had been intimate with his mother.

I had to laugh to myself when he said, ‘That’s probably why she was so happy at the time we closed down the pool. I hadn’t seen her that happy for a long time.’

Her dating Henry wasn’t for a few months after we were together. I still missed being with her but we are still good friends and she is my landlady.

I met Robert in the back yard and he explained to me what all we had to do to get the pool up and running. When I asked him if Kim and Larry were coming over to help he just laughed.

‘They’re always late. They will be here this afternoon for a family barbeque. I figured we would be finished before they even showed up. By the way, if mom forgot to mention it, you’re invited to the barbeque.’

We worked hard taking off the winter cover and hooking up all the pipes and filters. Before we knew it we were adding water to the pool. Robert said it would be about two days before it would be warm enough to swim in. We did put on a solar cover to help heat it up.

Just about the time we were finished and were putting the winter cover away Kim and Larry showed up. Robert just laughed.

‘Why didn’t you wait for us and Larry could have helped you?’ replied Kim.

‘You know me Kim, I like to just get things done. You and Larry can do the grilling today,’ Robert looked over at me and smiled.

Mary came out and said, ‘Joey, I’m sorry, I forgot to tell you about the cookout. You are coming and I won’t take no for an answer.’

Robert looked over at me with a grin and I looked at Mary and said, ‘Yes Mom!’ We all laughed. They were like a family to me. They have never treated me like an outsider. I wish there were more people in the world like them.

I went up to my apartment and cleaned up. Robert and Larry were setting up the barbeque grill. I noticed some other people arriving that I didn’t know. Henry had come and he and Nancy were setting up chairs in the back yard.

When I went downstairs Larry had begun grilling steaks and burgers. An older man came out and Robert introduced him as his Uncle Lee. He told me he was one of Mary’s brothers.

‘Nice to meet you Sir. I’m Joey, I’m renting Robert’s old apartment.’

‘Mary has mentioned you. She says you’re almost like a second son to her. Why don’t you go inside and introduce yourself to my wife Claire and daughter Ariel. They’ve been wanting to meet you.’

When I stepped into the kitchen Mary introduced me to Claire. I walked in the living room and Nancy said, ‘There you are! Joey, this is Ariel, my favorite cousin. Ariel this is Joey my second brother,’ she laughed.

‘Nice to meet you Ariel,’ I must have been thinking about the name and it must have showed.

‘I wasn’t named after the mermaid,’ Ariel said and was smiling.

‘I wasn’t thinking of the cartoon character but the daughter on the TV show ‘Medium.’ Only I think you’re much prettier. God I’m sorry, I wasn’t hitting on you I was just being honest.’

Both girls laughed. ‘Joey’s a bit on the timid side,’ said Nancy.

‘Thank you for the compliment Joey. I appreciate it,’ replied Ariel.

I was nervous now and not sure what to do or say. ‘Maybe we can talk later,’ I said. ‘I think I’ll go help Larry and Robert, outside.’ I smiled and headed out the back door.

Damn! She was so pretty and young. I wondered how old she was. I figured maybe Robert would tell me about her.

When I stepped outside Robert handed me a beer. ‘So, did you meet Ariel?’ asked Robert.

‘Yes, she seems really nice. How old is she?’ I asked.

Robert had a grin on his face. ‘Ok, Joey, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate her looks?’

‘Umm, Robert I don’t think it’s a fair question. I just met her.’ He could tell I was nervous.

‘Joey, you’re a guy. We all rate women in our mind, it’s an automatic thought. I always thought Ariel was a good looking girl, too bad she is my younger cousin. We are a loving family and Ariel has always been a sweetie. So how would you rate her looks?’

I shook my head. ‘Robert, she’s at least a twelve in my book.’

Robert laughed when I said that. ‘Just so you know Joey, I know she looks like a teenager but she’s twenty-two.’

‘What! You’ve got to be kidding. She’s so damn cute. I’m sorry Robert, I didn’t mean to swear but she’s the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. How come I haven’t met her before?’

‘She’s been away at college. She has one month to go before she graduates. She has been going the year around so she can finish sooner.’

‘What courses has she been taking? You have the smartest family I know. Everyone seems to be a professional something. Mary said her brother was a pharmacist, it that Lee?’

‘Yes, Uncle Lee is a pharmacist. Aunt Claire is a teacher so Ariel gets her brains honestly. She’s in the nursing program at State. She works part-time in the hospital as part of her education. After graduation she is promised a job at one of the local clinics. She really is intelligent. You need to go talk to her, hell, you’re close to the same age.’

‘Robert, I’m afraid she’s out of my league. Girls like her don’t usually talk to guys like me.’

‘Bullshit, you just need confidence. Believe me Ariel is a great person and a good judge of character. She hates phonies and I’m sure you’re not one.’

‘Robert, how come you haven’t gotten married yet?’ I asked.

‘Haven’t met the right woman. I’ve been out with a lot of women and have a pretty good life. I figure someday I might meet the right woman. I just let nature take its course. I have been dating a woman at work but I’m not ready to introduce her to mom yet.’

Henry’s kids showed up to meet Mary’s family. Everyone seemed so nice. I thought I would hate Henry for taking Mary away from me but he was a really good person. Even his kids talked with me. I felt like part of a big happy family.

I was sitting outside at one of the tables eating when Ariel came over and asked to join me. Needless to say, I said yes. The more I looked at her the prettier she
seemed to get. A blond ponytail, dimples that showed every time she smiled and by what I could see she must work out. I did my best not to stare at her body.

‘So tell me about yourself,’ said Ariel.

‘What do you want to know. Where I grew up, went to school, where I work?’

‘Anything you want to tell me. My cousins and Aunt Mary seem to really like you. Believe me when I say they don’t take to just anyone. Don’t get me wrong, they treat everybody great but they treat you like family, it perked my interest.’

‘So what are you going to tell me about yourself. We need a two sided conversation here,’ I replied.

‘Sounds fair, I tell you whatever you want to know,’ said Ariel.

I went first and told her about my family being in the accident. She had tears in her eyes and grabbed my hand and held on to me for a few minutes. I explained how I was raised by my aunt and uncle and went on my own after I graduated.

I even told her about my paper routes and working at the supermarket. I explained how I was put on permanently and really enjoyed my job. I never went into my love life.

‘Ok, your turn, tell me about yourself.’

She told me a short version of her life.

‘I’m the youngest of the kids in our family. I have two brothers who went to college and have since moved away. They are both professional people and are married with families. I guess I’m overly spoiled being the only daughter and also the youngest.

‘I’ve had a pretty easy life but a good one. My parents have been over protective of me but that’s how it is when you’re a girl and the youngest. I’ve been raised by wonderful parents who taught me to treat everyone with respect. I try to do that but it’s not always easy. There are some real jerks out there.’

I looked at her and she seemed so nice. She was short, probably five feet tall and the shape of a teenage cheerleader. It was hard to believe she was twenty-two.

‘Would you like to go for a walk and finish telling me about yourself? I feel a little jittery just sitting here,’ I asked.

‘Sure, I’ll let mom know so they won’t wonder where we are.’ She came back out and said, ‘Ready to go.’

‘Do you always tell you parents where you’re going?’ I asked.

‘I do when I’m home. It’s common courtesy, I don’t need permission.’

As we walked she continued her story about her life.

‘I’ve always liked school. I joined about everything I could. In high school I sang in choir, played soft ball and volleyball. I belonged to a number of clubs, like the Spanish club, and even the chess club among others. I liked taking part in activities.

‘I was a cheerleader in both high school and college. I guess it was my way of exercising. It was a lot harder than it looks. It’s more than just jumping up and down.’

‘I take it you were rather popular in school. I was just an average kid, I didn’t play sports. I’m just not that much of an athlete.’

‘I don’t like to brag so please don’t see me that way. I’m just telling you about myself because you asked. Yes, I was popular and home coming queen my senior year in high school.’

‘I did receive some scholastic scholarships that help pay for my college tuition. Mom and Dad picked up the remainder of the tuition. I’m getting a nursing degree next month and will be working at the Wilshire clinic after that, so I will be living at home.’

God, talk about complete opposites. I was almost sad walking with her. It was one of those times where I could fall in love just talking to a woman I could never be with. She had it all together, knew what she wanted and went after it.

‘What’s the matter Joey? Is something wrong? Did I say something to upset you? I know I talk too much but it’s in my personality.’

‘No, it’s not you, you’re everything a man dreams about. Let me say you have it going on, you have it all together. I was just thinking about how opposite we are.’

We headed back to the house. The barbeque was breaking up and everyone was saying their goodbyes. I had said goodbye to everyone but Ariel. She pulled me aside and asked me if I would do her a favor.

‘Me, do you a favor? What do you need?’ I asked.

‘Ok, I know this is sudden and I understand if you say no.’

‘Come-on Ariel, what is it you want?’ She was beautiful, but could she ever talk.

‘I broke up with my boyfriend a couple of weeks ago. I have a wedding to go to next Saturday and I need a escort. I would feel funny going by myself. One of my college girlfriends is getting married. Would you go with me?’

‘You want me to take you to a wedding, as your date?’

‘Of course as my date. What else would you go as, my driver?’ she asked.

‘Please tell me what this is all about. Women like you don’t date guys like me?’

‘What kind of person do you think I am? It just so happens I kind of like you. I had a boyfriend, it didn’t work out and we broke up. I’m going to the wedding of a good friend and would like you to go with me. Are you going or not? I’m not going to beg you.’

Wow, she has a little temper too. ‘I’m sorry Ariel, I totally misjudged you. It would be an honor to escort you to the wedding.’

‘Thank you, the wedding is at one, followed by the reception. Thank you,’ she said and kissed me on the cheek.

After everyone left I had to talk with Mary. I needed some help.

‘Joey, I hear Ariel asked you out,’ Mary said.

‘Mary, I don’t own a suit. Could we go shopping and you help me pick out something?’

‘I’d like to Joey, but I have this mess to clean up. I can go if you can wait till tomorrow.’

‘I’ll take you,’ said Nancy, ‘but it will cost you lunch.’

Mary laughed, ‘Nancy will help you Joey. She knows how to spend money.’

So that’s what happened. Nancy helped me pick out a suit, dress shirt and tie. I also needed a pair of dress shoes. Afterwards we took in a movie and had lunch. She really seemed like a little sister. Whenever we were together I often thought of the little sister I had lost and the things we might have done together.

They had to alter my suit and I would pick it up a couple of days later. I had to admit I really felt good about this. I’ve never been out with a beautiful girl like Ariel near my own age. I was really excited about it.

On Thursday, I had a message on my answering machine. It was from Ariel, she said she needed to talk to me. Of course I expected the worst. I figured she went back with her old boyfriend, Brian, and he was taking her to the wedding. My stomach just sank.

I dialed her number and her mom answered. ‘Claire, this is Joey, Ariel asked me to call.’

‘Oh, hi Joey, one second, I’ll get her.’ It was only a few seconds but it felt like I was waiting for minutes.

‘Hello, Joey,’

‘Hi, you asked me to call?’ I tried not to sound too rejected.

‘Yes, I never gave you my address and to let you know exactly what time to pick me up. Joey, are you there?’ I was busy taking a deep breath.

‘I’m sorry, yes I’m here.’ I didn’t want to tell her I was expecting to be dumped. ‘I’ve got a piece of paper and a pencil.’

She gave me the information and said she couldn’t wait to see me and go to the wedding. I told her I couldn’t wait either.

‘Nancy called me and said she helped you pick out a suit and you took her to the movies. I’m sorry you had to buy a suit for the wedding.’

‘No problem, I should have had one for special occasions anyway. I really can’t wait to see you again.’

‘Well, you have to wait till Saturday, and thank you for doing me this favor.’

‘Favor? You got to be kidding. I’m more than happy to oblige.’

We hung up and I felt great again. I had dinner with Mary and Nancy. They told me more about Ariel. The more they told me the more I felt I was falling in love.

‘Joey, Ariel’s my niece, so I expect you to treat her with respect. She’s used to ge
tting her own way but you don’t need to always agree with her.’

‘I understand. It’s just that we seem like complete opposites. I don’t know if we have anything in common.’

‘You’re both nice, you are adults and I’m sure you’ll find some common ground. Are you a good dancer? There will be dancing at the wedding.’

‘I do ok, I don’t dance all that often.’

‘Nancy, do you have a minute, I need a favor,’ said Mary.

‘What is it Mom?’ asked Nancy.

‘Bring in your CD player and show Joey some of the latest dance steps.’

‘Mary, I think I’ll do fine.’

Nancy came in with her music playing. The little gal could do just about anything. She showed me some line dancing steps. She said that’s what they do a lot of at weddings. I found it to be rather easy to learn. She put on a Macarena song and showed me how to do it. She said it was popular at wedding also.

I was having fun with Nancy, Mary and even Henry, all of us line dancing to these songs. I even think I did better than Henry. I have to admit Nancy was a little sweetie. She would be a heartbreaker someday. Maybe it was me but I saw so much of Ariel in her.

Before leaving to pick up Ariel, Mary and Nancy wanted to see how I looked. I felt a little self conscious but they both side I looked handsome. I had to laugh when Mary said to bad I wasn’t thirty years older and Nancy said to bad she wasn’t five years older. I hugged them both and headed to Ariel’s house to pick her up.

They sure lived in a nice neighborhood. It was in the upscale part of town. I had to ask myself what I was doing there? I knocked on the door and Ariel answered it.

‘Wow, you look great,’ was all I could say.

‘You clean up pretty good yourself,’ she said to me.

To explain how she looked I would have to say, not like a sex diva but more like an angel dressed in a light blue dress. Her blonde hair fell in large curls around her face and down to her shoulders. He body looked, ‘Damn’ , let’s just say she looked beautiful.

We got in my car. I tried to remember all my manners and opened the door for her. As we entered the church she was saying hi to most everyone. There were dozens of students from the college plus the relatives of the bride and groom and Ariel knew both families.

She introduced me to most everyone she talked to. I felt a little self conscious when she kissed and hugged so many people. It was only on the cheek but I wasn’t sure what to do. I generally said hi and shook hands.

The wedding started and I sat there listening to the vows. Somewhere along the line, I don’t know when but I took Ariel’s hand and held it through most of the service. She held my hand in her lap. I pictured it being me and Ariel getting married.

After the service we headed to the reception hall. There must have been a couple of hundred people. We sat at a table with two other couples who were friends of Ariel’s. To be honest, I felt out of place. These were either students or college graduates. They asked me if I was a student and I told them ‘no, that I worked at the supermarket.’

I knew it had them wondering how it was that I was with one of the most popular women in their college. The next question was how did I know Ariel? I wasn’t quite sure what to say.

Ariel knew I was on the timid side and told them, ‘Hey, why the third degree. He’s my friend and a friend of my family. As of right now he’s not my boyfriend or lover so you guys don’t have to wonder. Of course, things can change.’

The music started and she asked me if I wanted to dance. ‘Thank you for helping me out. I wasn’t sure what to say and didn’t want to embarrass you. After all I do work in the supermarket, not exactly brain surgery.’

‘Joey, you don’t need to be ashamed of who you are or what you do for a living. If someone can’t accept that, then screw them. You’re a good looking, warm, wonderful guy or I wouldn’t be here with you.’

We danced a couple of slow dances and she felt and smelled so good. I did my best to not try and get fresh with her. I held her close but I hoped not too close.

We went back to the table and her friends seem to accept me a little better now. It still bothered me when all these different guys would come up and kiss her on the cheek or hug her. She even danced with a few.

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To say Fr. Joe is no stud is an understatement. Fr. Joeis in his early 60s, thinning hair, bifocals, slim build, about five foot sixand weighing in at about 165. He looks like the quietest, most conservativeman on the face of the earth. Soft spoken and looking like a bookkeeper, Fr.Joe would seem to be the LAST man on earth to fuel any guy's sexual fantasiesor desires, but, as I found out long ago, Fr . Joe may LOOK quiet, but as faras sex goes, he turns into a raging,...

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An unusal birthday gift for joe

"OI! Little brother happy birthday." Said 19-year-old Jane Mitchell said as she brushed her long blonde hair behind her left ear as she stood in the doorway. "Hope it?s your last." She added. She then wickedly laughed as she turned and walked down the hall towards the stairs. "Yeah, fuck you too bitch." Yelled Joe back 18-year-old Joe Mitchell grumbled as he threw off his covers and climbed out of bed. "Why do I get the feelings its all downhill from here?" Thought Joe He then sighed as he...

Mind Control
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Hey Joe

Copyright© A TIME OUT OF LIFE Our platoon was pinned down by a VC sniper hidden on a hill at the end of the valley. No one had been able to get a hard fix on his location. It was Thanksgiving Day in 1965 but no one was eating turkey. We were in a long valley near the Phu Bai airfield trying to locate a Viet Cong force that had been sending harassing fire at planes taking off and landing. Earlier the lieutenant had tried to send out a small patrol and the SOB picked off two of them before...

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CarolChapter 4 Alexandria Comes but After Joe

Carol gave Bob a very passionate kiss goodbye at the door, a promise of what was in store for him that night. As he walked to his car Carol glanced at her watch. Joe should be here in just over 15 minutes. She walked to the front door and unlocked it as she watched Bob's car pull away through the living room window. Smiling to herself she shivered with anticipation as she walked to her bedroom and a quick shower. She lay propped up on the pillows on their big bed, completely nude, she could...

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Summer with Uncle Joe

Every summer for the past few years I fly up north to help my Uncle Joe on his farm. At first it used to piss me off that I couldn’t hang out with my friends during school vacation, but I’ve learned to really enjoy my time with my father’s brother. The work was hard, but we played hard too, riding his quads or fishing or even just watching sports on TV. He’d even let me have a beer or two now and then. He’d also let me help him work on his old cars and was always quick to show me how to do...

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Grandpa Joe

One day i was told by my family to go and stay with Joe. Joe was getting old and needed some help around the house, since i was free for two months they wanted me to go. Joe lived alone. My brother dropped me at Joe's. I hadnt seen Joe ever since he got a divorce from Grandpa. It had been years. I knocked the door and he opened the door in his towel. I never liked Joe to be honest, he always scolded me and was very intimidating. He showed me around the house, explaining the chores that need...

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JOE

The one thing Joe loved in life was the whores in Vegas. He made a trip there once a month to spend some time in his favorite whore house. The girls there were pretty, sexy and nasty. They all had nice big firm tits and large round asses. Tits and ass were a big attraction for him. He usually chose a different girl each time as he did love a variety. When he walked in the girls were all in the gazing room naked for the men to see and choose. Tonight he chose a young blonde that had triple D...

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Second coupling with Joe

Having left Jane & Ken to their own fun, I had this older guy for all my desires. A quick shower and I used the showers movable massage head to clean myself out as best I could. Joe joined me and I had a lot of fun lathering him up.Outside the bathroom I pushed him against a wall, dropped to my knees and went to eat his cock. As best I could anyhow. Semi hard again and I did everything I could with it. Used it to slap my face numerous times, covered him in spit and worked him between...

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Big Daddy Joe

Joe leaned down to pet Rex, who was jumping around the boy very excited. "Go on Rex, breakfast!" said Joe, and the dog knew what to do. He darted into Stew's ass cheeks and started licking, and the boy started moaning. "Alright you little shit, you aren't gonna be the only one with a tongue up your ass," Joe said before turning around and grabbing the back of his little boys head and shoving in between his enormous hairy ass cheeks. Joe had thicker and more hair all over his body than...

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Cheating on Joe

When Joe got promoted at work, he started to travel a lot more and was no longer allowed to take me with him on his business trips. I didn't mind the first couple trips, I bought a suction dildo that sticks to the wall and would take a steamy sticker shower with it every night. After several weeks alone however, I was getting bored. Joe could only talk a few minutes on the phone and usually asked me to run errands for him, the romance was dimming down. So one night after a couple drinks, I...

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Old Friend Joe

Introduction: Fiction based on a true story. She had gone out for a couple of drinks after work with a couple of the people that she works with. I didnt think that she would be gone as long as she had been. When she walked in the door five hours after work had ended I knew she probably had a good time. However I could tell by the look on her face when she walked in that she had been crying a short time ago. Whats wrong I asked her and she started to cry and say Im so sorry, Im so sorry. Tell me...

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Uncle Joe

I was fifteen when mom had to go to the hospital for quite a time and her brother Joe came to our house to stay with me. He was a handsome sexy man. He looked at my body all the time and I knew what he was thinking. He liked young girls I could tell.One night as I was asleep he came to my room to talk to me. He asked if I would let my uncle in bed with me. I moved over and made room for him. He got in and wrapped his arms around me and then kissed me. As he kissed me he put his hand under my...

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Thanks Dr Joe

Meeting for drinks after work seemed innocent enough but I should have known it wouldn't work out that way with her. When I walked in and I saw her at the table with three empty shot glasses in front of her I knew she was in the mood. I sat down and I must say, the top half of her looked like she just came from a nightclub and not from work. She was wearing a red dress that had a generous portion of cleavage showing. I ordered and we small talked for a minute or two but I could not wait, I...

2 years ago
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Thanks Dr Joe

Meeting for drinks after work seemed innocent enough but I should have known it wouldn't work out that way with her. When I walked in and I saw her at the table with three empty shot glasses in front of her I knew she was in the mood. I must say she looked like she just came from a nightclub instead of from work. She was wearing a red dress that had a generous portion of cleavage showing. I ordered and we small-talked for a minute or two but I could not wait, I needed to see the rest of her so...

Oral Sex
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Hobo Joe

His clothes were tattered and torn, but his face was soft and kind. His voice was soothing me as I spent my first night in the shelter and didn’t know a soul. He was known as ‘Hobo Joe’ from spending most of his life living on trains and in old abandoned shacks. He was an older gentleman, somewhere in his late 60’s. His hair was a beautiful shade of silver and was highlighted by his clear, blue eyes. He had a round face, full of ageless wrinkles and tanned golden-brown by the sun. As I spent...

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GIJoe

GI Joe is the codename for American's daring, highly trained special mission force. It's purpose, to defend human freedom against Cobra- a ruthless, terrorist organization determined to rule the world. This is how the adventures of The Real American Heroes known as G.I.Joe begin. Against an enemy as unpredictable as Cobra, you need a special group of heroes and heroines. Cobra's unpredictableness comes from the fact where other criminal organization would reject as insane or impossible, they...

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Uncle Joe

I had just returned from a long solitary afternoon walk in the forest. The house looked really pretty in the snow, with its fairy lights adorning the rafters and windows. In fact, it was quite picture perfect, so I stopped to take a photo. I framed the house against the white valley in the background, making sure that I included the lush green fir tree to the right of the house and avoided the somewhat tacky lighted plastic reindeer in the middle of the garden. The sun was low in wintery...

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Aruni Part One Meeting Joelle

Aruni knew very little about the world. She knew what she learned up until the fourth grade, and to her, that felt like an awful lot. She knew how to spell all of the states, what a verb is, and multiplication tables. She knew how to work the DVD player, and how to jump rope to 137. But Aruni still knew very little about the world. Aruni had thick auburn hair that shined like copper in the sun. She didnt like the way ponytails felt, so her hair was always tussled wildly on top her head. It...

2 years ago
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Hey Joe

This is a combined story effort between DG Hear and Jake Rivers. Carl Smith has two great songs that are complete opposites in their story lines: ‘Hey, Joe’ and ‘Back Up, Buddy’ ‘Hey, Joe!’ Is the story of a guy that wants his buddy’s girl. ‘Back Up, Buddy’ is the story of a man telling his buddy to leave his girl alone. We thought it would be interesting for readers to see these stories at the same time by two different authors. We each have no idea what the other is writing. Back Up, Buddy ...

3 years ago
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Average Guy Contest

It had been a long day at work and all I wanted to do was wind down with a nice cold beer. As I sat at the bar I could feel the tension leaving my body. I noticed someone move in and sit on the stool next to me even though there were several empty stools on each side. I was looking down as I noticed two beautiful long legs being revealed by a very short dress. I was instantly snapped out of my funk as I raised my eyes. Her hips were slim and her stomach was flat as her dress pressed...

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The Good Joe

The Good Joe By Margaret Jeanette Steve Jones was well liked by everyone. He was the guy you knew you could count on to help you with everything from moving to putting in a new lawn. He helped anyone he could. He was a friend to everyone who met him. At work he was known as the guy to go to if you needed help. They were on break and Sue Strom was telling Steve about her problems. She said, "I don't have room in my apartment for all of my clothes. Since I started going with...

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Matrix Joe

I leaned back in my chair and watched Kelli, the new girl working on Mikie. I had to laugh, she'd come to me hungry and alone, looking to join my stable of girls. Yeah, I run a stable, been crawling my way up from the streets most of my life and had finally succeeded in taking over most of the East side. We did pretty much whatever needed done, drugs, sex, alcohol, loan sharking, protection and a little freelance work. My people knew not to cross me, I hadn't made it to the top by being...

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How Straight Are You Joe

Way back, years before I met my wife, I was working as a contract engineer, and that meant I was moving around the country chasing work. I could have stayed in one place, as a direct employee, but I was single and the money was much better as a contractor. My first contract jobs were in places where I already knew some of the guys ... they were contractors that I'd met when they got jobs where I was a direct. And that made the transition easy ... because as I adjusted to the workload and...

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Average Joe Ch 07

This is the conclusion of my Average Joe series. Thank you to all who followed it through. A special ‘Thank You’ to WanderingScot for taking the time to edit this story for me. Chapter 7: The conclusion When I last left off I had Ariel lying on my bed naked. To me she was the most beautiful girl in the world and I told her so, ‘I feel funny lying here naked and you staring at me,’ Ariel responded. ‘If I didn’t love you and trust you so much I might be a bit worried.’ ‘Just give me a sec....

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Average Joes Army

This is a true story about Average Joe and his army celebrating National Nude Day. When a bunch of thugs moved in the neighborhood committing petty crimes and selling drugs and gave Joe, of all people, Average Joe, a hard time while he was out walking his dog, Fifi, a precious 5 pound, white Chihuahua, there was no need to call the police. Joe pulled out his cell phone and made one call. The thugs thought he was calling the cops, but Joe called his army instead. ‘Go ahead and call the cops,...

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Average and Regular

"You marry me. I have money." The hot tight bodied female asking for my hand in matrimony was holding out a tight roll of American currency in her hand. Now having girls giving me money and asking for marriage is not something I have happen a lot. This brings up the big question-Why? Was her plea for us to be wed in married bliss due to my stunning good looks? Hardly-sure I was fit and trim at a little over 5 foot 6 inches, but at best my looks could be described as "ordinary or...

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Average Joe and the AngelChapter 5 1969

Joey Harris concludes his eulogy “With Old Ernie keeping three crop dusters in the air, it was sure as eggs were eggs that I would fly with Papa as soon as I could sit upright on a sack of cornmeal so I could see out of the cockpit. So, it didn’t take long before I was doing the flying while Papa operated the sprayer from the passenger seat. Momma, being the driving force she was in the family, was also solo flying planes, she learned to fly solo while I was still in diapers and she was a...

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Average JoeChapter 2 Some Things About Mary

Mary tells her story: First, I want the readers to know that I'm not a whore, slut or what they call a cougar. Joey and I are just close friends. I have never gone after young men in my life. There was just something special about Joey. I was a lonely person since my divorce two years ago. I didn't date but at times would have liked to have sex but had no contact with other men. I did have my vibrators which I used if it was necessary. My kids were my life. Joey is a happy, yet sad young...

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Average Joe and the AngelChapter 6 1969

Anjelica Harris narrating I could see the tears roll down my Joey’s cheeks as he finished saying goodbye in front of all our family and friends to the only real father he knew. I felt the tears running down my cheeks, too. The woman standing next to me put her arm around me. I knew her, by face if not name, but she knew me and she must’ve known Joe and loved him too. He had just so much to give, everybody loved Average Joe Harris. The coffin was laid on the shoulders of eight sorrowful but...

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Average JoeChapter 4 Dating and Meeting People

I showed up at Martha's house on New Year's Eve. There were quite a few people there. Lee (Martha's husband) came over and handed me a beer. I thought about telling him I was only twenty but decided, to hell with it. I was going to have a good time. Most of the people at the New Years party were probably in their thirties on up. I recognized a few people from work and even a few regular customers that I have seen at the store. It seemed as though most people were couples but I also...

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Good Medicine Junior YearChapter 25 Milena and Joel

September 5, 1983, West Monroe, Ohio “Now that you’ve had time to sleep on it, have you had any new thoughts?” Clarissa asked as we walked along the road from my house towards ‘downtown’ West Monroe on Monday morning. “Should I have new thoughts?” I asked. “Let me put it this way — if you’re going to change your mind, do it NOW, today. If she shows up in McKinley expecting two passion-filled nights and you back out, it’s going to be VERY ugly.” “Why would I back out? You and Liz made very...

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ExtramaritalAnother Cup of Joe

After leaving Jayne’s house, I returned home and took a nice, hot shower. As I did, I thought about what had just happened. There was no doubt that we would get together at some point, but the sudden nature of our coupling was totally unexpected. What made it even more unusual was how easily I accepted it. Ordinarily, I would never think about hooking up with a married woman, but Jayne stirred something inside me, something carnal and lustful. She is a very hot, seductive woman and it’s hard to...

3 years ago
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Thanks Dr Joe

Meeting for drinks after work seemed innocent enough but I should have known it wouldn’t work out that way with her. When I walked in and I saw her at the table with three empty shot glasses in front of her I knew she was in the mood. I must say she looked like she just came from a nightclub instead of from work. She was wearing a red dress that had a generous portion of cleavage showing. I ordered and we small-talked for a minute or two but I could not wait, I needed to see the rest of her...

3 years ago
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ExtramaritalAnother Cup of Joe

After leaving Jayne's house, I returned home and took a nice, hot shower. As I did, I thought about what had just happened. There was no doubt that we would get together at some point, but the sudden nature of our coupling was totally unexpected. What made it even more unusual was how easily I accepted it. Ordinarily, I would never think about hooking up with a married woman, but Jayne stirred something inside me, something carnal and lustful. She is a very hot, seductive woman and it's hard to...

Cheating
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Massaging Joey

Introduction: enjoy With their parents away for the weekend – and their little brother currently round a friends house – sisters Demi and Emma had the house to themselves. It was Saturday lunchtime and the two young women had invited round their friend, Natalie. The three of them were sitting in the living room, chatting happily, each with a glass of wine. Demi was the elder sister. She was twenty years old and currently at college, preferring to live at home to save money and also to be...

2 years ago
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Massaging Joey

The three of them were sitting in the living room, chatting happily, each with a glass of wine. Demi was the elder sister. She was twenty years old and currently at college, preferring to live at home to save money and also to be close to her sister, Emma, who she was very close to thanks to the mere two-years between their ages. Demi was average in height, slim and with average sized but nicely shaped, firm tits currently nestling in a baggy red jumper. She wore tight jeans that showed...

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Average Joe and the AngelChapter 3 Angel casting her mind back to April 1936

Anjelica Harris Listening to Joey talk about those old days, I I remembered that I had fond memories of that old dairy and the Milk Bar which was opened up in the front of the dairy in Main Street. We made small experimental batches of ice cream in the dairy and we needed somewhere to sell it. That milk and soda bar turned out to be a goldmine almost immediately and was the place to be seen in town from 1932 onwards. Thinking about Joey and Joe, took me back to two events that changed my...

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Average JoeChapter 5 Still Looking for the Right Woman

Life was pretty much back to normal only I was now an adult. My first night back to work I saw Linda in the morning. She laughed when she saw me. "Sorry about Sylvia. I heard Earl came home early." "Why didn't you tell me she was married, I could have gotten beaten up." "She plays around a lot on Earl. I just thought you might like to get laid on your birthday. According to Sylvia you did, you just had a quick exit. How did you get home?" "A police officer saw me walking and...

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White Sissy Hunters Joey

In the kitchen he was seated on a chair, his hands tied behind his back and his legs to two sides of his seat. As he was surrounded by his captors he was scared for his life like never before in his young life. One of the men took out a gun and the woman started talking. „I am now going to remove your gag. If you scream, André will shoot you. Understood?” Joey nodded and the woman took the rag out of his mouth. „Joey can take whatever you want just please don't kill me” Joey started...

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