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Our host kindly made us an early breakfast on Sunday morning so we could get on the road. Our outfitter outside Algonquin Park was a nine-hour drive from Pottsville. We reached the familiar rustic buildings around 4:30 that afternoon. We had enough time to check over the gear and food they prepared for us before the office closed. We stayed in one of their cabins for the night.
Penny and I had cereal, orange juice and fruit for breakfast Monday morning. We loaded our two packs in the back of our car and headed west for the park. We reached Opeongo Store half an hour later. They outfitted us with a canoe, paddles, lifejackets. We loaded the canoes and gear into the shuttle boat at ten o'clock. He took us north up the North Arm of Opeongo Lake and dropped us off at the portage leading to Proulx Lake.
I helped Penny put on the big Duluth pack with our personal and cooking gear. I shouldered the second, lighter pack with our food barrel and tent. I hefted our canoe upside down onto my shoulders and followed my wife up the hill. We reached the tiny lake partway through the portage in a couple minutes. The park map showed we were supposed to canoe across the little lake. It might have been about the size of two football fields end to end.
Penny teased, "You want to canoe this piss pot or live dangerously and use the unmaintained trail around the lake?"
"I think we should live dangerously," I answered. The "unmaintained" trail seemed well worn by previous campers. Did anyone ever drop their canoe in the little, unnamed lake?
We reached the crest of the ridge between Opeongo and Proulx Lake a few minutes later. The downhill section of trail was easy – not too rocky and open above so my canoe didn't catch or brush against low branches. We found a Boy Scout troop unloading their gear from their canoes when we reached the end of the 1450-meter portage. Penny and I set our gear down and let them finish unloading. Penny and I talked with the leaders as they packed up for their portage. They were on the last day of an eight-day trek in the park.
I asked, casually, "Where are you guys from?" as a pair of scouts started up the hill towards Opeongo.
"Pennsylvania," they called back.
"Us too," I called. "Where in Pennsylvania?"
"Scranton," the second scout called back as they hiked on.
"We're from Lancaster County," Penny responded.
One of the older scouts was standing in the lake by the shore, handing out packs and other gear as the crew loaded up. He hefted the last pack and started up the trail past Penny and me. The boy, who looked to be about eighteen, was wearing a faded, very dirty Penn State t-shirt. He started up the hill but stopped short when he reached Penny and me. He gave me a brief stare of recognition.
"Hey, you're Kyle Martin, aren't you?" the young man asked.
"I am," I confirmed.
"I've been a big fan," he replied. "I've watched all your games and have planned to go to Penn State since I was little. I start in University Park in the fall." He laughed. "Actually, I start next month. I wish you were still there. I always wanted to see you play live. My dad let me get student tickets to all the home games."
"Good for you," I responded. "Cheer for my friends on the Lions next fall. I will be doing that ... from a distance."
"Are you going to sign with the Raiders?" he asked.
"No chance," I answered. "I am working as a graduate assistant coach at Temple now."
"Good luck with that..." the young man responded, " ... except when Temple plays us."
"Fair enough," I called out as the young man started up the hill for Opeongo Lake. "That is the one game I will NOT be cheering for the Lions."
I waded out about six feet and plopped our canoe down in the lake. "It is a small world, isn't it?" Penny remarked. "Here we are in the Canadian wilderness and you get fans recognizing you."
"It's going to get worse, not better if some NFL team picks me up," I added.
"I hope it does," Penny said. "I will love having you at home this fall but you really should be playing football. It sucks that the Raiders put you in purgatory this year."
"C'est la vie," I answered. "I'd love to play in the NFL, no doubt about it. The choice I have is to play for the Raiders or start my coaching career early. I am satisfied with the choice I have made."
"I'm glad," Penny said. "This is probably a blessing in disguise since we have our little one coming this winter."
"It is," I agreed. "Imagine the challenges of going through a pregnancy while I was half way across the country playing somewhere in the NFL."
"God may have a plan for us," Penny replied.
We set our packs in the canoe and climbed aboard. We paddled halfway across the lake before pulling into a campsite for lunch. It was the campsite on the peninsula where my crew had stayed six years ago, the last time we had been to Algonquin. The site looked much as I remembered it. We ate salami on pocket pita with mustard, some trail mix and oranges for lunch. We headed north up the narrow arm of Proulx Lake leading to the Big Crow River.
The narrow Big Crow River channel meandered through a quarter-mile-wide swamp. I followed the sinuous channel north into Little Crow Lake. Penny spotted a moose at the northern end of the lake as we paddled out of the river. The animal was too skittish to allow us to come near enough to get photos. He bolted into the woods when we were halfway across the lake.
We paddled through the narrow channel between Little Crow and Big Crow Lakes and headed towards two campsites on the northern shore of the Big Crow Lake. The first campsite we came to was nice but didn't have a great few of the lake. We paddled around a small peninsula to the second campsite. It was vacant, level and had a spectacular view of almost the entire lake. Penny and I unloaded our gear and set up camp for the next three days.
The black flies were biting at camp. Penny and I hurried our dinner preparations, ate, hung our food barrel and went to bed. Not to sleep, but to enjoy more of our honeymoon. We cuddled and listened to the loons play and call each other in the lake outside our tent. We made love three times. We even heard a wolf call to his pack and them return his howls. Later the stars came out and added to the grandeur of the evening.
After breakfast on Tuesday, Penny and I did a day trip up to Hogan Lake. We explored the lake the whole way up to Parks Bay. We got to observe a mama moose and her little one close up. Penny took lots of pictures to show our friends and family. We did a little fishing at the southern end of Hogan Lake. We caught to a couple nice-sized fish that came back to camp for our dinner. It was an all-around nice day.
Wednesday morning we paddled over to the south side of the lake and hiked up to the old fire tower. We had a spectacular view of Big Crow Lake from the top. After lunch we headed down the Crow River. We visited the immense virgin pines. We got close enough to observe the beavers working on their dam just downriver of Big Crow Lake.
We got up early, ate a cold breakfast and headed back through Little Crow and Proulx Lakes. We caught the shuttle boat back to civilization at noon on the North Arm of Opeongo Lake. We turned our gear in at Opeongo Store, showered and headed east. Penny and I grabbed lunch at the pizza shop in Whitney before heading south for the Thousand Island area and the United States.
Penny and I spent Thursday night in a hotel outside Watertown, NY. We didn't need to hurry Friday. Our four-hour drive yesterday had left us with five hours that day to get to Stephanie Kolmar's church in time for the wedding rehearsal. We had a leisurely breakfast at a Cracker Barrel Restaurant before heading for Bucks County. We grabbed a light lunch near Scranton after we got off I-81 and before we got on the Northeast Extension of the Pa. Turnpike. We checked into our hotel in Willow Grove midafternoon, leaving us plenty of time to relax before heading over to the church.
Penny and I ran into Josh Bruno, Shawn Byrd and Damian Thompson in the parking lot when we came out to head for the rehearsal. We gave them a hearty greeting before following them over to the church in Warminster. Trevor's parents, Trevor, Stephanie and two guys our age I didn't know were there ahead of us.
Trevor introduced Caleb McGuire and Stephanie's brother Ryan. Caleb was Trevor's best friend since they met in kindergarten. Caleb recently graduated from Millersville with a degree in education. He specialized in technology and engineering. He just was hired to teach CADD and electronics at Drumore High school in southern Lancaster County. Ryan was starting his junior year at Rowan University next month. He was majoring in Geographical Information Science.
Stephanie's parents arrived a couple of minutes later. Stephanie introduced all of us to her minister, Rev. David Smith. He conducted the rehearsal much as Rev. Hollinger had done last weekend. Caleb was Trevor's best man. I stood beside Caleb, joined by Shawn then Ryan. Stephanie's friend from school, Lauren Patton, was the maid of honor. Penny and Shawn's fiancée Jada stood beside Lauren. Josh and Damian were serving as ushers.
Mr. Kolmar arranged to have the rehearsal dinner down the street at a restaurant called Augustino's. It was a fancy Italian place a block from the church. I enjoyed their appetizer, a mini-Angus burger and a mini-crab cake on brioche buns. Penny had a sausage and spinach flat bread pizze. The restaurant served a caprese salad of heirloom tomatoes and mozzarella cheese drizzled with a balsamic reduction. Delicious!
We had a choice of beef bourguignon, rack of lamb or ciopinno. The last dish was a seafood pasta dish with a roasted tomato chardonnay sauce. I couldn't resist the beef. Penny went with the seafood pasta. She shared a bit of her pasta. It was heavenly. I let her have some of my exquisite beef bourguignon. I knew Mr. Conwell was spending a small fortune on this dinner. The well-dressed patrons and elegant décor established his restaurant an expensive, fine dining destination.
The ladies left from the church for Stephanie's bachelorette night. The guys all headed back to the hotel in Willow Grove to drop off our cars. Trevor was springing for taxis for the group so we could enjoy the evening at the lounge we were going to without worrying about designated drivers. My buddy could afford it. He received a $1.3 million signing bonus check a couple of weeks ago. Two taxis hauled Trevor, Caleb, Damian, Josh, Ryan and me to the Spotlight, a gentlemen's club over in Bristol.
Damian teased Trevor and Josh that this club was exactly the kind of place the NFLPA recommended the rookies stay out of at their symposium last month – the one I blew off. Max had smoothed things out with the NFLPA. I would not be fined $50,000 for missing the symposium.
Spotlight had some cute girls dancing for our viewing pleasure. Our party was tamer than the one for Zack Hayes two years ago. No lap dances. No one got dead drunk. I limited myself to two beers. I had to go home to sleep with my sweetie. No need to get her up in arms about me drinking too much. A couple of taxis picked us up around midnight and took us back to our hotel, dropping Ryan off at the Kolmars on the way.
Penny wasn't back at our room when I returned. It was late so I went to bed. My honey announced her arrival much later with too much light and clatter. Penny undressed and joined me in bed. I gave her a cuddle and a kiss on the neck before falling asleep again. We slept in Saturday morning. We didn't need to be to the church until 2:00 PM.
Most of the wedding party, less Stephanie, her brother Ryan and her parents, went out for a late morning brunch. Trevor took us to a small restaurant a couple miles down the road that Stephanie took him to frequently when he visited. Penny and I splurged. We had the crab eggs benedict. It was worth the price. Everyone headed back to the hotel to shower and dress for the ceremony.
I didn't have any special duties as a member of the wedding party, other than keeping Trevor from crawling out of his brain while he waited for the ceremony. I was uniquely qualified among our group since I was the only married person in the retinue. I hadn't done too bad last Saturday, other than spacing out for about ten minutes while I "inspected" the electrical panel in the church. Caleb, Shawn, Ryan and I talked and joked, keeping Trevor from freaking out from nerves. Mercifully the wait wasn't long before we marched to the front of the church for the ceremony.
Rev. Smith's service was very similar to Rev. Hollinger's last Saturday. Everyone played their roles properly. Half an hour later the Reverend pronounced Trevor and Stephanie man and wife. Penny and I stood with the bridal party for pictures and then it was time to head over to the Warrington Country Club for the reception. Time to PARTY!
The country club's facilities were excellent. The company was great. Half the crowd at the reception looked real familiar – the Penn State half. Antwaan Booker and Sherree Harris stayed east for the week to make it to the wedding. Aaron and Tania Morano hung out with their parents between weddings, as did Zack and Leigh Ann Hayes. Jake Washington made it in from San Diego. Trevor's wedding featured more linemen and linebackers and fewer wide receivers than my ceremony last week. No surprise. Coach Burton, Coach Csarwinski, Coach Keller, Coach Atkins and Yasin Clark represented the Nittany Lions coaching staff.
Darrelle Revis, Bart Scott, Muhammed Wilkerson, Mark Sanchez, Nate Thornton and Kevin Pettis represented the New York Jets players. I knew Nate and Kevin already since they had played at the Senior Bowl with Trevor and me. Coach Rex Ryan, Coach Thurman and Coach Dunbar came.
Mr. Kolmar (and Trevor's signing bonus) treated the guests to the best meals. Penny chose the Chicken Oscar, a breaded chicken breast smothered in lump crab and béarnaise sauce. I had the more traditional surf and turf. Caleb did a nice toast to the couple. Trevor and Stephanie took the dance floor first. Soon the whole wedding party was out on the floor. I enjoyed dancing with my sweetie.
I had an interesting conversation with Coach Rex Ryan as Penny and I table hopped and visited with our friends.
"Kyle Martin! It's damned good to see you," Rex declared as we shook hands. "You ready to play for my team in New York if my GM gets you away from those damned Raiders?"
"I'd love to play for you guys," I replied.
"Hey, Mark," Rex called to the next table, where most of the Jets players were. "We're working on getting you that wide receiver you want."
"Do that, Coach," Mark answered. "Steal him away from those guys in Oakland."
Penny and I talked with the coaches for a while before moving on to visit the Jets players. I enjoyed talking with the players, particularly Darrelle.
"I hope our GM pulls off the trade," Darrelle reported. He gave me a smile and pointed across the room towards Aaron Morano. "My buddy tells me you were hell to cover when you were together in college. I'd rather face you in practice every day than face you across the line during games that count. Competition on a team can help the receiver and cornerback both."
"Don't I know it," I agreed. "I played against Aaron in high school and practiced against him in college my freshmen year. Shawn Byrd and I fed off each other for the next three years."
"I expect Byrd to be a good one," Darrelle replied. "There's a reason a Biletnikoff and a Thorpe went to players from the same school last season."
It felt great being accepted by NFL players. They treated me like I was part of the league even though I hadn't set foot in a NFL team locker room yet. Penny and I mingled with the Penn Staters at the wedding. I enjoyed talking with Coach Burton about my experiences at Temple. Coach wished me the best, except next September when our teams faced each other.
We enjoyed the wedding cake and ice cream. Penny and I danced. I enjoyed the champagne and a few beers. We danced and danced and enjoyed conversation with our friends. I gave Penny the keys to our VW when it was time to go back to the hotel. I wasn't totally wasted, but I wasn't feeling any pain either.
Penny and I went back to Paradise Sunday morning after the wedding. We spent the afternoon showing off our honeymoon pictures with our families. My family and Penny's family shared dinner at my house before I headed back to Philly. Penny stayed in Paradise to return my tux and take care of odds and ends at home. She was working the afternoon at New Bolton Center and would return to our apartment Monday evening. I needed to get an early start at work at Temple. Football camp for our team started in three weeks and the freshmen reported a few days sooner. Matt, Tyler and I had a ton of work to do for the coaches so they were ready.
I worked Monday and Tuesday at Temple. Penny met me at Edberg-Olson late Tuesday afternoon and drove me to the airport. Nike flew me out to L.A. first class that evening for a two-day commercial shoot. Nike's ad agency came up with a clever take on my situation that would be featured in four commercials this fall. All featured shots of me running away from a horde of black and silver clad barbarians. Little imagination was required to figure out who the barbarians were – the Oakland Raiders and their fans. The shoot was done in the hills outside L.A. It was grueling and boring. We were out for fourteen hours on Wednesday and another dozen hours Thursday. I caught a flight back to Philly Thursday evening.
The next three weeks flew by. I put in ten to sixteen hours a day, six days a week as our team prepared for football camp. I still had to make time for my two history courses too. I saw little of Penny except in bed the first week. My loving wife decided to bring supper over to Edberg-Olson two or three nights a week the other weeks so we had a little together time.
I spent four years in a top-notch college football program but had no idea how involved the preparations needed to be to put on a football camp and get a team ready for the season. I was receiving a true graduate education on how to run a football program from Coach Rhule and Coach Golden.
Most of the NFL teams went to camp the last week of July. This led to a flurry of teams trying to extract my rights from the Raiders, without success. They still wanted too much in trade for me. Mark Davis contacted me through Max to see what it would take to get me into a Raider's uniform for camp. Al Davis dropping dead wasn't sufficient incentive, so I passed. Nothing would get me into silver and black. The Raiders wasted their first-round draft pick on me, just as I warned them they would if they chose me. Per NFL rules, all interest ended in trading for my rights, thirty days before the first game in the season. My rights were no longer tradable.
The freshmen showed up Friday, August 1st for their orientation. Matt, Tyler and I spent a lot of time with them the next two days giving tours, helping them get their equipment, learn their way around the weight room, start to learn their playbooks, and get accustomed to being FCS level college football players.
The rest of the team arrived two days later. Temple's football camp differed little from what I was used to at Penn State. I suspected the few differences I found came from the University of Virginia, where Coach Golden worked for a number of years. Otherwise it was much like the Paterno/Burton camps I was used to. Practices, meetings, study sessions, work-outs and meals at the training table. We used the activities room/dining hall in Edberg-Olson for our training table for all meals until classes started. After that, I would have dinners with our football team for the next three and a half months.
I was curious to see the 40-yard dash times for the team when we tested them Monday morning. The top time by a player on the team was 4.37 seconds. Dave Mitchell was tied for third fastest with a 4.39 seconds. The other wide receivers did 4.4s, 4.5s, a couple 4.6s and one 4.7 second time. At Penn State we had ten to twelve players breaking 4.40 seconds each year.
The Temple coaching staff was smaller than what I was used to from Penn State. Coach Rhule, our passing game coordinator, and Coach Deal, our QB coach, were the only full-time coaches involved with quarterbacks, tight ends and wide receivers. Matt Dellavecchia and I got to do more hands-on coaching than I expected as a grad assistant. I didn't mind at all. I demonstrated techniques for the receivers as they started various drills. I gave them tips on body position and how to get a break from the d-back.
Coach Tom Berger, our special teams coach, used me to instruct the kick returners and punt returners. No surprise. I held NCAA records for most yards kick returning and punt returning as well as the best season average in yards per kick return.
The two and half weeks before fall classes started didn't seem to be nearly enough time to prepare for our first game on August 31st. Coach Golden allowed me a little extra time off as summer classes wound down. I completed a final term paper in lieu of taking a final in one of my courses. I took a blue-book-essay final exam in the other course the day before freshmen arrived on campus. I was confident I got good grades in both courses. They were grad level courses, but didn't seem that hard to me. I guess I had been doing grad level independent study in history for the past few years. No wonder Professor Brennan wanted me to switch over and become a history major when I was an undergrad.
Dave Mitchell stood out among our nine receivers. He was the fastest in the group. He ran clean routes and was able to get free of the d-backs most plays. The time he spent last spring and this summer doing drills with our quarterbacks was paying off. Coach Golden and Coach Rhule had him practicing with the first and second teams most of the time, rather than the third team with most of the other freshmen. My protégé held his own against our first team defense.
Dave and a couple other receivers asked me to study video with them. We managed to get in about ten hours of study before the first game against Notre Dame. Notre Dame had significant turn-over after last season, same as Penn State. They were starting a true sophomore at quarterback. They replaced three of their offensive linemen. Obviously they had a new middle linebacker taking Jeremy North's spot. Half the secondary was new to starting too. Could we match up against them? Time would tell.
Penny had a three day orientation August 20th to August 22nd. She had to go out and purchase a new laptop to use for classes. All notes and instructions for classes were on-line rather than printed. She had to bring the laptop to class too. My honey was taking Gross Anatomy, Pathology, Developmental Biology, Foundation of Disease, Intro to Clinical Veterinary Medicine and Intro to Comparative Medical Research. My wife was going to have a busy fall.
Coach Golden presented the game plan at the team meeting on Sunday evening, August 25th. Chris Considine, our starting quarterback, was a senior. We expected to have some luck passing. We had a senior starting tailback. His backup was a junior that had a significant number of carries last season. We expected we would be able to move the ball well on the ground. Coach Golden planned to keep Notre Dame off balance with play action passes. Nationally they had us 9 — point underdogs to the Fighting Irish but we thought our chances were better. We thought we had a chance at upsetting them, even though the game was being played in South Bend.
Coach Golden announced the starters at the Sunday evening meeting. I was pleased to see who was named the starting split end – Dave Mitchell. It was quite an accomplishment for a freshman to be given this much responsibility. I congratulated him after the meeting was over.
Penny started classes on the 26th. The team started practicing for the Notre Dame game. I thought the guys did well, to my new-to-coaching eye. They weren't as big or as fast as my teammates had been at Penn State, but they did play smart, disciplined football. I didn't expect Notre Dame to blow us out.
During the week I lobbied Coach Rhule and Coach Deal for us to play against type on offense when we got the ball on Saturday. Temple had rushed the ball well last year but had issues passing. I wanted us to hit the Irish with a play action pass on our first play. I sold them. They promised to work on Coach Golden. They convinced him by Thursday's practice. We ran the play a few times in practice ... and with success. I got a little teasing from the other coaches when practice was done.
"What else should I expect from a Burton protégé?" Coach Golden teased. "Pass ... pass ... pass."
"No, Coach, you're wrong," I countered. "I'm not about pass ... pass ... pass ... I am about hitting where they don't expect it. Our team was a running team last year. I want the Irish to see us line up to run. I want them to key on run. I want them to see Chris [Considine, our starting QB, ] hand the ball off to Sam [Williams, our starting tailback, ] and let Sam blast into the line. When they buy the run, we kill them with a deep pass they aren't ready for."
"That's the philosophy that sold me on using the play to open the game," Coach Golden responded.
Penny woke with me early on Friday. I dressed in a sports coat and tie. Temple had similar dress rules for team members as Penn State. As a coach now, I had to set the example. I arrived at Edberg-Olson an hour before our departure, leaving me time to make sure I had all my notes and information ready to carry out to South Bend. Buses hauled the team down to the airport. Our charter took us out to South Bend. The aircraft wasn't quite as nice as the ones Penn State chartered, but that was to be expected. Temple ran a much lower-budget operation than Penn State. The athletic department put us up in the Hilton Garden Hotel about a mile from Notre Dame's stadium.
Tyler, Matt and I were busy from the time we landed getting our meeting rooms set up and things ready for Coach Golden, Coach D'Onorfrio, Coach Rhule and Coach Buck's meetings with the team. We had to sit through the meetings and then pack everything up to take to the stadium tomorrow morning. The three of us had a short break before we needed to do bed checks. My duties kept me up until 12:30 in the morning. So what? No one cares if the grad assistants are tired while we stood on the sidelines tomorrow.
Temple's game day routine was similar to what I had become used to at Penn State. The team had a mid-morning brunch before heading over to Notre Dame Stadium. NBC was broadcasting the game at 3:30 PM. Temple vs. Notre Dame wasn't considered a big matchup but there weren't very many games played on August 31st, so we got good TV exposure.
The team went over to the stadium to prepare after a late morning brunch. I freed a few minutes from my game preparations to check on our freshmen, particularly Dave Mitchell. None of the other freshmen were starting. Dave seemed OK. I advised my friend to focus exclusively on the football field. Everything off the field – the crowds, the bands, the TV – everything was secondary to what happened on the field. I helped Chris Considine warm up by catching some balls for him. I threw some to Dave and the other receivers while they prepared for our contest.
Coach Rhule and Coach Buck were stationed in the press box where they called the plays. Coach Deal, our QB coach, signaled the play in from the sideline. Matt and I were stationed on the sidelines too. Our job was to make sure the right eleven people took the field for each play. We also were welcome to review observations and recommendations to the skill players during the game. Coach Mulligan would handle the offensive line from the sidelines.
Our team won the coin toss and elected to receive the football. The ball was booted deep into the end zone, so we took a touchback and began at our 20-yard line. Our first play worked to perfection. Vaughn Turner, our fullback led the way into the center of the line. Chris stuffed the ball into Sam Williams' belly. He dived forward behind Vaughn. ND's linebackers and safeties rushed to the point of attack. Much too late they realized Chris had kept the ball. Dave Mitchell was a dozen yards downfield and had a yard separation from the cornerback covering him. Chris coolly lobbed the ball over the defensive line. Dave caught it in stride and took off down field. The free safety was able to run Dave down and shove him out of bounds, but only after we picked up 47 yards. We needed six more plays to drive into the end zone.
Notre Dame lost their quarterback, tailback, three offensive linemen and a wide receiver from last year's #6-ranked team. Their inexperience showed. Our defense hadn't been anything special last year but we returned most of our starters. Our guys shut them down in three plays.
Coach Rhule and Coach Buck kept Notre Dame confused between rushing and play action passing. Their secondary took most of the first half to figure out how to handle Dave Mitchell's speed. We took a 24-10 lead into the locker room at halftime. Our guys were sky-high emotionally to have a 14-point lead on the #15-ranked team in the country. The other coaches and I counseled patience. We had thirty more minutes of work before we could relax.
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Everyone has their good days and their bad days and on a sunny day in mid-May Harry O’Hern experienced both kinds of days big-time, making it an unforgettable day. On that day Harry was promoted to the top editorial job at the newspaper The Sentinel, against all odds, really making Harry’s day. Later that afternoon Harry lay dazed and bruised in his company car, splattered with the blood of his fiancée beside him. Some would say Harry killed Teresa, his golden haired darling as a result of...
As the front door opened I felt my heart start pounding. I had no idea what I was in for but I knew I would do my best to make Mark proud. Next thing I knew I was face to face with a drop dead gorgeous Asian woman dressed in a black corset, thigh highs and platform heels. She had long, shiny black hair that fell down almost to her waist. She was much younger than me, maybe mid thirties and had full red lips and even fuller breasts. This gal was hot and she knew it. Her eyes, wow, her eyes were...
BDSMOne, two, one, two. The small boy hoped from one beam to another as he traveled down the abandoned train tracks. On the tag of his coat a worn name tattooed the fabric. Joseph Hutch. Each step and hope he did he counted as if he was marching. His coat was a tanned brown and his trousers were a deep blue. Using his hand he scooped hair from his inhumanly green eyes as they scanned the floor to add to his collection of rocks, that sat on his windowsill at home. Not wanting to go home too fast he...
FantasyLacey's Wedding Daybyrockandroller©My daughter Lacey and her fiancé had chosen a stunning mountain chalet for their wedding. The building was at the top of a hill, with a spectacular view of the valley below. Out front there was a large lawn, where the ceremony was to be held. Inside, there was a big room which was set up for the upcoming reception with formal dining tables, flowers galore, a small stage and dance floor, and a large wooden staircase for the happy couple to descend. It cost me a...
Please read the previous chapters to pursue: How he pushed his three fingers inside my ass hole. He then removed his fingers and looked at me enquiringly. He poured some more honey on his 10 inch long cock and spread it with his right palm. He put some more honey inside my ass hole and placed his cock on my rectum. He started pushing it slightly but his cock was so thick; it did not enter into my ass hole. He poured some more honey on his cock and with one fast frantic push he pierced into my...
Jake stood speechless for a second. He hadn't been sure who Ykir was, but this was surely not what he was expecting. At the same time, he knew beyond the shadow of a doubt it was true. He could feel the kindred soul in this man. But what was he doing here? He asked as much. Ykir raised an eyebrow. "Here? Here is nowhere, Jacob. The Portal you went through is a direct path to a section of the Great Ether." With those words, the whole room blurred and reformed into a comfortable office,...
Beth was waiting for me in the doorway of the "Cathouse" room. She was dressed in her waist cincher, stockings and heels. As I approached she positioned herself in an age old pose: leaning back against the door frame, her profile to me, one knee bent back, her head and neck thrown back to emphasize her breasts. She took a drag on a cigarette and blew the smoke in a long cloud at the ceiling. I had an instant hard-on just looking at her. The mood was changed instantly as she started coughing...
My wife Krista has always had a penchant for teasing and flashing herself in public. While subtle about it, she nonetheless gets a tremendous rush from showing herself to men when they can least do anything about it - and usually when they're with their wife or girlfriend. She says it's a public service since the guy probably gets turned on, goes home and fucks his lady like never before. I know, but hey, that's her theory. Her first experience with it occurred when she was just 19. After a day...
Group SexCaptain Kozlowski invited the two green ensigns and their families to meet with him in the wardroom of Copernicus for dinner the day after all of the logistics had been settled and the pods assigned to McKinsey and Nguyen had been secured to Copernicus. The three ship's officers that McKinsey and Nguyen had not yet met introduced themselves while waiting for the captain to arrive. They had barely finished the exchange of social pleasantries when Captain Kozlowski stepped into the...
John Sommers was an associate professor teaching American History at a small college in Ohio. He was 43 years of age, had a Masters degree in History, and was not happy. He was married to Lori Stackhouse-Sommers who had a Ph.D. and was a full professor at the same school. She taught psychology courses as well as doing research. She was 40, still was rather nice looking. She never was drop dead gorgeous, but she maintained her figure and had an outgoing personality. School...
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Achtung diese Geschichte ist noch voller Rechtschreib- und Gramatikfehler. Jeder der m?chte kann diese Geschichte als Vorlage nehmen und sie verbessern. Jetzt reicht es mir. Ich hatte die Internet Seiten meines Freundes gefunden. Er surft also st?ndig auf Adult Baby Sissy Seiten. Ich hatte mich schon l?nger gefragt warum er im Bett nichts zu Stande bringt. Das kann er haben, ich werde ihn einfach in ein kleines Babym?dchen behandeln bzw im Grunde verwandeln. Er war eine Woche zu einem al...
I’m Danny, six years after I was born my parents had Lily. I think it was an attempt to save their relationship and thankfully for me having a new baby around the house worked for a little while but I left home, then for the military as soon as I could. My little sister would call me and send me letters. We were always close. She had gray eyes and was so caring. She would sit on my lap and I wouldn’t be able to see her face through her long brown curly hair, it was beautiful. I was always tall...
“You know, this burger really is great, and I’m glad that you donated it to the Church of the New Era, friend. Well done, Miles. Great work from you, too, girls, and you, sweet Edda. I love how you do that. It’s a good thing that you have some leeway as a franchisee, or rather, you will now that I’m running things. The fine CEO and board will just have to understand, if they bother to complain about it one fucking day, that is. If they do, they’ll get quick instructions to shut their ungodly...
The name's Jack Wayne. I'm a private detective. It all began on asweltering Friday in June. I was sitting behind my desk thumbingthrough a paperback of "9 & 1/2 Weeks" and sipping a glass ofbourbon when my secretary stuck her head into the office."Hey, Jack." she said in an annoying tone. "Jack, put the bookdown for a minute!""What is it with you?" I growled. "You always butt in right whenI'm getting to the best page, Betty!""Excuse me for interrupting your reading hour!" she...
You are early for work as usual. Equally as usual your secretary Meghan is not yet in. She'd be at least twenty minutes late you think, based on her history. You shake your head in irritation and hang up your coat before sitting down at the desk and checking your calendar for the day. It looks to be a reasonably quiet day, although it is always possible that Meghan had forgotten to write in some appointments. You think about how many mistakes Meghan makes. Yesterday she had forgotten to save an...
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IndianCandance Jones never had much luck in the looks department. Scranny, short and what tits she did have sagged like a wet paper bag. Her hair looked like a tumbleweed, her skin blemished, teeth crooked and yellow. She hated the body she had and would do anything to get a better one. One night Candance was standing in her backyard looking at the stars. Seeing a shooting star she laughed in her raspy voice. "I wish I had the body of a godess. Can you do that star? Can you... What the...
LesbianMy name is Aaron, and I'm happily married to my high school sweetheart. We're an average couple in an average town. Which is why what happened a few weeks ago is so crazy. Lets backup a little bit.When I was young my parents divorced. My dad was a deadbeat and an alcoholic and one day mom decided she couldn't stand him anymore. She sat my brother and I down and told us we could stay with dad or leave with her. That day changed my life forever, because my brother decided to stay. He...
Life became humdrum in about all ways over the next two or three years, and we decided to have another baby. That decision coincided with our wedding anniversary. We got a babysitter and went out for dinner. After the babysitter departed, we went to bed and did ‘it’ again with a bit more enthusiasm than normal because it was our anniversary. Its been so long ago, but I seem to remember doing something a bit different from our normal missionary sex. Who knows, for I may have been doing her in a...
TrueThe room was large, almost the size of a warehouse, the group of people were looking around at the manikins that were on display, all different and the clothing wasn't even new! The invited group walked around, many of them touching the manikins and gasping as they felt warmth and a texture exactly like skin. But it was the subject of the manikins that drew several eyes; they were all children, apparently from the ages of eight to thirteen. "Gentlemen und ladies, ve are ready for the...
Marcus Phillips opened the door of his apartment. The six-feet-three-inch, two-hundred-fifty-pound dark-skinned man looked at the slim boi.“Come inside,” Marcus ordered.The twenty-six year old complied and said, “Yes, sir”It was a Sunday – the second one of September. Marcus had asked the pussyboi to come over before the game. It was the season opener for the New York Giants. They were playing the Dallas Cowboys. The sissy boi switched inside. He was five-feet-six and weighed one-twenty-two. He...
I was busy most of the first part of the week, getting everything ready for our trip up to Salem. I spent half of Monday and Tuesday with Ken, in search of an attorney who would agree to defend the partnership's participants claims in front of the Internal Revenue Service, should it ever come to that. The workaround that Ken had come up with was tricky, but, if it was disallowed, the tax advantages would also be nullified. Ken felt that we needed an attorney who understood the logic behind...
My Sissy Husband's Shopping List By Cheryl Alison It was another lazy Sunday afternoon. My wife and I were laying around the house with nothing much better to do than watch baseball. Our hometown team, the Mariners, were behind by a few runs and there were only two innings left in the game. Out of frustration, I said, "I don't think they're going to pull out of this one. Stupid Mariners. They've been slumping a little too long." "Oh, they'll win," she said. "They're about...
I have been best friends with Mike for close to 30 years and me and the other guys would always abuse him about his cock size but one thing was for sure he would always get some pretty girls. Mike Married Carol, she was tall, green eyes , brunette who was very pretty. I never really gave any thought about Carol sexually , I guess since she was my best friends Girl and always just looked at her as pretty but nothing more.One Sunday afternoon Mike invited me over to watch the Football games and...
Misha Maver is on vacation in Spain after breaking up with her boyfriend and she’s looking to relax on the beach and have some fun in the summer sun. Misha meets the lucky Alberto Blanco who invites her back to his place and these two waste no time getting down to business. Watch this incredible girl in action as she gets on her knees for an incredible blowjob, gagging, deepthroating and titfucking before putting that stunning tattooed body to work as she enjoys a hard ramming with some intense...
xmoviesforyouAfter recently reading a sexy story, I got inspired to come up with a game for me and my wife. The game was simple. We bought blank note cards and envelopes. Then, we agreed on three scenarios, a mild one, a sexy one and a wild one. We wrote each on a card and sealed them in individual envelopes. The game began on our next date night. We'd booked a hotel room in a nearby city. Before we left, my wife selected one of the three sealed envelopes, having no idea which scenario she'd picked, and put...
ExhibitionismIt was two days later when I saw Cindy again, Felt more like a month. Lying in a hospital bed is not my idea of fun at any age, but especially at my young age. Although I was torn between wanting to see her again, missing her or maybe just missing what she had done to me. I did have two days to reflect on it however. How she had let me first smell, then taste her pussy, offering it to me from her soaked fingers. The way she looked around to see if someone was coming or looking...
A story about how my partner in bed met her old friend and we ended having a threesome. Things get kinky. [email protected] or on hangouts with the same email. Thank you.
IndianAfter we finished dinner, we cleaned up and then watched TV before calling it a night. The next morning, I heard the shower running and went downstairs to get some breakfast dressed in shorts and a tee shirt. I heard the shower stop and a few minutes later heard Aunt Jane coming down the stairs. I moved my chair around noisily so that she would know I was there. "Good morning, Joe. How did you sleep?" "Fine thanks," I replied, not turning around right away because I was still...
Eutah leaned over to tell Tina, “Tina, take Miss Franchoni into our room and fit her into some of your leggings. Show her how to affix a breech-clout to her crotch. Bind her long hair into a braid and tie a red bandana around her forehead. If she’s to train with Jake, she will dress the part.” Then he turned to Jake. “Jake, you come with me, we’ll get one of the new Mexican maids to help fit your leggings and breech-clout. You need to dress as I dress if you’re going to train your body to...
Five minutes later Matthew steps aside and makes Carla stand with her back to the wall. He is still playing with the woman of the couple on their right side, while Carla stands there alone with a guy she cannot see, but only feels. While Matthew moves away the stranger moves towards Carla and he stops right in front of her. He starts to play with her pussy with one hand and the other hand moves towards her breasts. Carla's pussy is getting so wet.Carla starts to move her hand towards the guy...
Group SexChuck didn't have a lot of time to plan, but he always thought ahead. When Sherry told him she had to oversee a group of "Fireside Girls" the upcoming weekend, and since he was a cop (and off duty), could he please please please chaperon, if only to provide protection. Chuck knew Sherry was going to ask, and he had all he could do to keep from appearing too eager. He frowned and looked away a lot (which helped his case). And just when he thought Sherry was going to give in and try to make...
I thrust powerfully into her again and again. Her legs were spread apart wide. Our pubes matted at each thrust and my coarse pubic hair ground lasciviously against her labia making her tingle in delight. Her tits bounced alarmingly each time I speared herusha now lay on the sofa and lifted her legs and placed it on my shoulders so that my cock could fully penetrate into herusha was aching for a real deep penetration. With this deep penetration, I fucked her hard. Squeezing me tightly between...
Gath had clinic duty the day the apparatus for spiking the water of the Maidu and the Shiloh arrived. There was not much to it. Two hemp boxes, one for each site, barcodes and shipping labels affixed that identified them as having come from Homeport Topside. Each box was little more than half a meter cubed and weighed less than a kilogram. They did not rattle when shaken. A third box arrived as well. It was heavier and oblong shaped, approximately a meter and a half in length but only twenty...
I was rudely rousted out of my sleep to review the first message from our team, it read, "We have hit a snag, and the Chinese ground support crew refuse to be repatriated. The content of their transport aircraft has been inventoried and found to contain a treasure trove of engineering specifications, manuals covering all systems and a warehouse full of spare parts. What are your instructions? All else is proceeding exactly as planned". Despite time differences I immediately placed an...
The pretty brunette was executive secretary to the president of the company where she worked. Still not quite thirty she had risen quickly in the organization. In only a few short years she had risen from receptionist all the way to the top administrative position she held now. Theo was a tall assistant manager at the same company Mary worked. Only in his mid thirties he was on the fast track for success, too. He had finally decided to ask her out and now that the date was at its...
Ok this story happened about 1 year ago, my names Dave, im a 23 yr old with (so my gf tells me) perfect pecks and fantastic thighs. None of this matters because I also happen to have a 9 inch cock. Anyway one day last year I got a text from my mate john, he sed he wanted me 2 come on a duble date wiv him and a new girl. So me and my girlfriend (Alice) went on the date that night.We arrived at the bar and they wernt there yet so we went and got some drinks from the bar, we sat down and we musta...
I rounded the top of the stairs at the hallway and there sat my daughter at the computer table, beaming. Without further intro Brittany declared excitedly: "Oh daddy this is wonderful! All these pics of you in women's underwear?"I felt myself turning white. A few steps earlier and I might've toppled over backwards down the staircase in a faint."I wasn't snooping," Britt said in her weak defense. "I was just poking around on your computer. I saw this pic folder and opened it and-""Brittany you...
Miriam had worked for an antique dealer for the past three years. Her job mainly consisted of visiting estates that her boss had purchased at foreclosure auctions and searching through those buildings for valuable antiques. She always found her job interesting but there was one particular day at work that she would never forget. She had been rummaging through a large attic in an old Victorian mansion. The owner had more than likely been a world traveler. He had definitely been a collector of...
Oral Sex“The Pussyholic”by SmutwriterCopyright October 2010Pussyholic, that would describe him quite well he thought.His meeting with Suzanne was therefore fortuitous for both of them. She had a pussy that craved attention. A neglected pussy, neglected for twenty-eight years and several months or at least lacking the attention it deserved. That was the way she saw it. Simon’s love and fascination for the female pubic area was, as he saw it, perfectly normal. A cunny gave him and his cock, exquisite...
Straight SexShe was sitting on the beach in a secluded cove. She looked outstanding in that little blue bikini. She had long, tan legs, full, firm breasts and a beautiful tight ass. Her long brown hairtickled her shoulders and her eyes were as blue as the Caribbean. She had a tall, sweaty bottle of Corona sitting next to her with a lime wedged firmly at the top. I watched her bring the bottle to her lips and take a big sip. At that moment, I wished I could have been that bottle. I had to behave myself; I...
Sunday, June 12, 2005 (Continued) The first of Julia's questions started even before I'd pulled a T-shirt out of my drawer to mop the chair with. Julia had many questions, and more kept occurring to her, so our question and answer session spanned several hours. There were a few temporary interruptions - for our leaving my home and going to hers, while we had sex in her bed (I learned to proximity sense some new emotions), while she did some studying, and while I had a chatty phone...
August 15, 2000, Chicago, Illinois “Whoa!” Cynthia declared, as she turned the pages in The New Joy of Sex. “All these positions! I want to try them!” She was paging through the section of the book which had lots of illustrations. “Wait!” she gasped, as she turned the page. “Bondage? Whoa! He has her tied to the bed!” “That might be fun,” I grinned. “And then I can tie YOU to the bed?” she asked with a silly smirk. “I suppose turn-about is fair play.” “And threesomes?” “That might not...
Before making the call to Harold, Melissa had been convinced that the events that were transpiring were too extraordinary for Psyche and her to handle by them selves and they could do with all the help that they could get. But, on hearing Harold’s voice she realized that there was no way in hell she could explain what had happened without sounding like a loony bin. “Harold here” A deep male baritone spoke on the other end of the line. Clearing her throat Melissa spoke “You better come here...
At university I lived in a ground floor flat in a really good location for bars and the like. Great until there was a huge storm and it flooded! The rain didn't seem so bad during lectures but I got soaked on the walk home and things didn't get any better when I opened the door to my flat to find the carpet soaking wet.Not to let the situation get the better of me I invited a coursemate called Louise out for a drink just to pass some time before having to go back to my flooded room and have a...
I got off of work early one day last month to take my dad to the clinic for his check up and to also take my dog by the vet for his shots, trying to kill two birds with one stone so to speak. After picking up my dad I told him I was gonna stop by my house and pick up Bullet (the dog) and run him by the vet while dad got his check up. My wife and I live in the country, about a quarter of a mile down a path, so we have lots of privacy, last year I built a deck behind the old tobacco barn where...
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