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Johnny Castle has a debt to pay, and his wife Christina Cinn is eager to help in any way she can. After she fucks his friend while he watches, they’re both hornier than ever. But she saved the good stuff for her husband. Christiana Cinn dons the red skin tight lingerie he bought her, especially for the occasion. Her juicy ass has been waiting for him, and Johnny can’t wait to bury his face in it. Christiana gives Johnny the foot job he’s been dying for while he sucks on Christiana’s hard nipples. Her pussy already got a good fuck in today, so she needs some anal attention. Johnny Castle fucks her bubble butt until he can’t take it anymore, and cums all over her wet pussy. Marriage is all about teamwork. And these two are unstoppable.

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