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by the Perv Otaku

Based on "King Kong", Screen Play by James Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper

And the ancestor said: "And lo, beauty looked upon the strength of the beast. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved." - Old Japanese Proverb

ACT I

The ship sat quietly at the dock as Easton approached. A single guard stood post at the gangway. "Hey, is this the film crew ship?" he asked.

"The Incursion? Yeah, this is the one," the guard answered. "Why, are you in the crew? You going on this crazy voyage?"

"What's so crazy about it?" Easton asked.

"I dunno, but there are a lot of rumors floating around that something ain't quite right about this ship and the guy in charge of it."

"You mean Karl Dickem, right?"

"That's the one," the guard said. "I hear he likes to shoot adult films in exotic locations, as close as he can to the wildlife, has girls strut around naked right next to tigers and stuff."

"Yeah, he's a bit extreme, alright," Easton acknowledged.

"Hey, you, what do you want?" shouted someone from on board the ship.

"Is Dickem on board? I need to see him. I'm Easton, his talent agent," Easton said.

"Shit, get up here, then. You better have good news for him, he's been going out of his mind."

- - -

The captain was in his cabin with Karl discussing their problems. "Word's gotten out that we're carrying an arsenal in the hold. We'll probably have an inspector on board tomorrow, and he's not going to be happy to see all your guns and gas bombs that we don't have proper paperwork for."

"Goddammit. If we get into a legal tangle, we'll miss our window for good weather before monsoon season sets in," Karl growled.

"I'll still get you there," the captain said.

Karl replied, "Oh, of course you will, but shooting outdoors when it's raining for two thirds of the day only fucks up the schedule and budget."

"Even so, you always come back with a film, and everybody says there's no porn director like Karl Dickem," said the captain.

Easton and the other man came in at that moment. "Easton! Where the fuck have you been? I was about to go call you," Karl declared.

"Damn, I wouldn't have bothered coming out here if I'd know that," said Easton.

Karl made introductions. "This is Easton, my most reliable talent agent. Easton, Captain Anglerod, and the guy who led you in is Jack Enoff, my male actor for this shoot. Now where's the girl you promised to find me?"

"Can't be done, Dickem," Easton answered.

"Bullshit. You've got to. You're the only agent left in this stinkin' town that will deal with me. I'm relying on you," Karl said.

"Look, I've personally got nothing against you, Karl, but your reputation is too much now. None of the girls want to go near you with your recklessness and your secrets," protested Easton.

"Hell, he hasn't even told me where exactly where we're going yet," Anglerod said.

"See? It's bullshit like that keeping me from finding a girl to send off with you to God knows what," said Easton.

"Shit, you make it sound like I've never brought anybody back alive!" Karl said. "And I suppose Los Angeles isn't dangerous at all! There are dozens of girls out there in more danger on the city streets than they'd ever be in with me!"

"At least in L.A. they know what they're in for," Easton mumbled.

"I need a girl tonight, Easton. We're setting out at dawn tomorrow," Karl demanded.

"What's the goddamn rush, Karl?"

"I have my reasons."

"Look, fuck you, man. If this is how you're operating now, I'm glad I couldn't find you a girl," Easton said.

"Fuck you right back. I'm not giving up just because you're too incompetent to find me a girl with a backbone. I'm going to make the greatest porn flick the world has ever seen, something nobody's even dreamed of," Karl said, making he way to the door.

"Where are you off to?" Anglehorn asked.

"I'm going to get a girl for this film, even if I have to hire a whore off a street corner!" Karl declared.

- - -

"Well, I don't usually see you around here this late, Karl," the barkeeper said.

"Shut up and give me a whiskey," Karl snapped back. "I'm in a real spot and I need a drink. Better make it a double."

"Sure, Karl, calm down. Take your drink, go have a seat, relax and enjoy the girls. We've got some fresh faces tonight I think you'll enjoy. I know I have," the barkeeper replied, handing over the glass. Karl did as he suggested and found a place up against the stage. The girl there was just finishing her dance. She gathered the tips that had collected on stage along with her discarded lingerie, and left.

A new song started up as the next girl came out, this one a blonde with shoulder-length wavy hair. Her moves were amateurish and clumsy but showed potential. The handful of drunken patrons didn't seem to mind though, especially when she stripped out of her bra, unleashing her DD breasts. When she got around to removing her panties with a flourish, she suddenly seemed more in her element. She stopped bothering with dance steps and started practically making love to herself on stage, her hands roaming up and down the curves of her body, making a show of squeezing her ass and her tits. She spread her slender legs wide and ran her fingers up and down through the thick hair surrounding her pussy, all but masturbating for the enjoyment of her audience.

Karl fished a five dollar bill from his wallet and waved it so she could see. She smiled, got down on all fours, and crawled seductively across the stage to him. He teased her by pulling it back to draw her closer, close enough to look into her shining blue eyes, and then held it out to her so she could snatch it from his fingers with her teeth. She stood up and paraded around the edge of the stage, letting the cheering men all get a close look. As the music reached its end, she collected her tips and lingerie, then departed the stage with one last look directly at Karl. He winked at her.

He left his seat, moved to a table away from the stage, and waited for her to come to him. He smiled wide as she approached, panties back on but her tits swinging free. She came around behind him and leaned down, pressing them into his back. "Hey there mister, can I interest you in a private dance?"

She wasn't afraid to get straight to the point. Karl liked that. "Lead the way," he replied. Of course he knew the way to the back rooms perfectly well, but this way he got to watch her ass some more as he followed her there. Once the door closed behind him, he placed a generous amount of money on the table and sat back. The girl settled into his lap immediately, rubbing her body up against his. "So what's your story, sweet cheeks? How'd you end up in this shit hole strip club?"

"Oh, same as a lot of the other girls," the sexy blonde replied. "Too slutty in high school, finally got knocked up my senior year. Parents disowned me. I had to send the kid into foster care, then I came here to try to eke out a living doing the only stuff I'm good at."

Karl smiled. He sensed that street smarts were the only thing that kept her from being every bit the bimbo she looked like. He moaned softly in delight as she waved her tits in his face. "You ever do any movies?"

"I was a fluffer girl for a couple. They were going to give me a camera part for the next one, but the studio closed down suddenly."

"Ah, lousy fly-by-night operations. Listen. You know who I am?" Karl asked.

"Should I?" the girl said.

"Karl Dickem, at your service."

"The porno director that films in jungles and stuff?"

"That's me. What about you, you one of these city girls that loses her shit if she sees a rat or some bugs?"

"No sir, born and raised in the country."

"What's your name, sweet cheeks?"

"Anne. Anne Deeper," she answered.

"Anne, I think you may be perfect for my next picture. It's adventure, fame, money, and we leave tomorrow morning on an ocean voyage to take us there. Think of it: a relaxing and sexy sea cruise, what better way to open a porno film? Are you interested?"

She regarded her unexpected benefactor. He was middle-aged, rather overweight, starting to go bald, and had the air of a huckster used car salesman about him. In other words, a genuine Hollywood director, porn or otherwise. He was clearly as untrustworthy as any of them, and that didn't matter in the slightest. "Oh, absolutely I am!" Anne said, nodding her head. "What do I have to do?"

"Well now, I need to make sure you can cut it. Hold a little audition for you, if you know what I mean," Karl said with a sly smile.

"We aren't supposed to fuck customers in the back rooms though," she protested.

Karl put a reassuring hand on her cheek. "Hey now, I won't tell. Besides, if you show me you've got what it takes, you'll never have to come back here again." Anne nodded, got to her knees, and got busy undoing Karl's pants. She had his hard cock in her mouth practically the moment it sprung free. Karl moaned, "Ohhhhhhhh yes, that's right. Let me see your real talents."

Determined to impress him, she took it all the way inside, stuffing her mouth with his meat. Fortunately he was only of average size. She bobbed her head up and down, fucking him with her face. Then she paused at the top of a stroke and swirled her tongue around his cock head, teasing it, massaging it. Her experience was obvious, and the increased volume of his moans encouraged her onward. She licked downward along his shaft, and then back up.

"Come up here, girl, and let me at those tits of yours," Karl demanded. At this point her pussy was burning to feel his rod inside her, so she straddled him and slid her dripping slit easily over its length. He moaned again and quickly attacked her breasts, squeezing them with his hands and licking and sucking them with his mouth. It was Anne's turn to moan now as she moved her hips up, down, and around, grinding his cock against her insides.

"Let me see that nice ass of yours," Karl requested next, pushing her off his lap. She obediently stood up, turned around, and bent down over the table. She felt him give her ass a couple of good spanks, and then he reentered her pussy hard from behind. She gasped at the quick entry and moaned deeply as he pounded his cock into her rapidly. "Fuuuuck yeeess! You've got a real slut's instinct for this, Anne. You've got the job. Pack a bag and meet us at the docks. I'll give you the address. Now turn around and finish me off."

She got back to her knees and resumed sucking and licking his cock, this time with the taste of her own juices on it too. Finally, she heard him reaching his climax, and eagerly drank down the warm jism that filled her mouth.

- - -

As the ship headed out, Anne stood on deck, marveling at the activity of the sailors. One of them, shouting orders to the others, backed into her without looking, nearly knocking her over. "What the— what are you doing out on deck?" he demanded.

"I'm sorry, I was just so curious about everything. I don't mean to be in the way," Anne said.

"You're the girl that Dickem dredged up, are you?" he asked.

"Yes, I'm Anne. This is all so exciting! My first real role and my first time on a ship," she said.

"I'm Jack. I'm actually your co-star, but I used to be in the navy so I'm helping out on board too, since we're short-handed. I don't know what Karl is thinking with this trip. If we didn't need you for the shoot, well, a ship is no place for a woman," Jack declared.

"Oh, afraid I'll be a distraction?" Anne challenged.

Jack smiled with a lustful glint in his eye, "I know for certain you will be."

Anne smiled back. He certainly looked like a navy man, broad-shouldered with the demeanor of real strength but also discipline. "Well then, Jack, I look forward to working under you, and on top of you too. Until then I'll do my best to stay out of the way."

"See that you do," Jack said, and headed off back to work.

- - -

As night fell, most of the sailors started settling down into their bunks below decks. This came to an abrupt end when the door opened and Anne stepped in. "Oh, hello there. So this is where you all have gotten off to," she said.

"You lost, ma'am?" one of the sailors asked. "I thought you'd been assigned one of the cabins."

"Well yes, I was, but I got lonely and thought I'd explore the ship a little," she said, deliberately rubbing up against each man as she stepped into their midst. "I don't suppose you boys know how to keep a girl company?"

The sailors gave each other uncertain looks. "Well sure, but…" one began, then trailed off.

"We thought you were only on board for shooting that movie," another finished.

"Boys, boys!" Anne said cheerfully. "Haven't you ever heard of rehearsal?" The sailors looked at each other again, until one of them finally took the initiative. He was standing behind Anne, so he reached around her with both hands and took hold of her breasts, giving them a good squeeze. "Mmmm, that's right," Anne encouraged, leaning back into him.

At that, the men jumped into action. One pulled her towards him and gave her a deep kiss with a solid groping of her tits, then he passed her along to the next man, who did the same. As each sailor took his turn, she felt her skirt get pulled off, then her blouse, then her panties and bra. By the time she was naked, half the men were too, and the other half were hastily getting there. She felt a hard cock rubbing against her ass cheek, and with a big smile she leaned down to take another cock into her mouth.

She moaned as the sailor behind her pushed into her pussy, which was plenty wet and ready with anticipation. She eagerly sucked on the one in her mouth as she got pounded from behind with vigor. She guessed the guy inside her probably hadn't gotten laid in a while. Hell, most of them probably hadn't. He didn't last long, either. She felt him go tense and fire off his jism inside her with a loud moan. He pulled away and was instantly replaced by another cock. She reached for a free cock to her right and guided it towards her mouth, displacing the guy she had been sucking.

Though it was cramped quarters, each of the sailors shuffled around her and took their turns in Anne's mouth and depositing their loads inside her pussy. She'd had two orgasms herself by this time. Yet when the last one finished, she didn't feel satisfied yet. She looked around and found a sailor whose cock was about ready to go again, and guided him to sit down on a bunk. She dipped two fingers into her pussy and scooped out a mixture of her juices and the collective cum of the assembled sailors, then pushed the fingers into her asshole to get it ready. She straddled the sailor, easing her pussy down onto his stiff rod, then looked back over her shoulder and said, "Well come on boys, my ass ain't gonna stuff itself!"

Three of the sailors suddenly discovered renewed spirit in their cocks and stepped forward. The closest one sank his meat into Anne's back door while the other two hung back to wait their turns. Anne moaned loudly, and said, "That's it, fill me up, give it to me hard!" The sailor behind her complied with the request and pounded her rapidly, while she did her best to impart some of that motion to moving up and down on the cock beneath her.

With a short grunt, the sailor finished off inside her for a second time and stepped back. Once again, the other men eagerly took turns stuffing her with their cocks and filling her with their cum. Anne was too busy moaning to continue giving them further verbal encouragement, but they needed none anyway as they kept both her pussy and ass filled. She was close to her orgasm, but could see that she was running out of sailors again, and needed to take matters into her own hands. Or rather, she took her breasts into her own hands, and gave both her nipples a hard pinch. This put her body over the edge, and back arched as she screamed out in climax. She had a final, smaller orgasm as the last of the men dumped his second load of the night into her.

She gathered up her clothes, not bothering to put them on, and with a big smile said, "Thanks a lot boys, we'll have to do it again sometime. Good night, now." She slipped back out of the crew quarters, and could hear them hoot and holler in appreciation. She walked back to her cabin in the quiet moonlight, totally nude and with a terrific amount of cum dripping down her thighs.

Continued in Act II

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Ding Dong Again

Ding-Dong AGAIN I really did intend to write only one story but because of the kind reviews I got from you nice people I decided to continue. To be able to understand what's going on read 'Ding-Dong' These stories are copyright by Lou Wallace © 2007. *************************************************************** Ding-Dong, Ding Dong. It was nine o'clock Saturday Morning and I knew it had to be Evey. She had called last night and said she was taking the week-end off and...

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Donkey Dong

It took a long time before Doug understood why his mom sometimes referred to him as “donkey dong”. It was mostly in private or when she was talking to a girlfriend. Mom was an odd one, not much like the mothers of school friends. She’d had him when she was fifteen and her parents had helped her get through school and get a job. They’d raised him as much as she had. He’d heard her talking on the phone to a girlfriend once. “My little boy has got a donkey’s dong.” They were farm people and...

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The First Realm Lee Ki Jungs storyChapter 12 Return to Dong Kyu

Unlike the first time, Ki Jung does not find herself far out in the wilderness. Instead, she is about 25km outside of Dong Kyu. She finds herself standing on a rise that provides an overview of the town and the land around it. From this vantage point, she observes the town and all that is going on. This view is from the opposite side of the Dong Kyu and the gate she first entered through. Her vantage point doesn’t give her a good view of what is within the walls. However, it does allow her...

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King Dong

By Lubrican Chapter 1 Kathy was at the age where she knew she had to go to these big family gatherings, but could only think of perhaps fifteen or twenty things she'd rather be doing. She knew it wouldn't do any good to protest, and she'd gotten in the car with her sister and mother, but she hadn't been happy about it. That changed when they got to her Grandmother's house. Kathy saw her Uncle and grinned. He was so cool. He was big and strong, but when he...

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King Dong

Chapter 1Kathy was at the age where she knew she had to go to these big familygatherings, but could only think of perhaps fifteen or twenty things she'drather be doing. She knew it wouldn't do any good to protest, and she'dgotten in the car with her sister and mother, but she hadn't been happyabout it. That changed when they got to her Grandmother's house.Kathy saw her Uncle and grinned. He was so cool. He was big andstrong, but when he wrestled with her it was like fighting with a big...

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King DongChapter 1

Kathy was at the age where she knew she had to go to these big family gatherings, but could only think of perhaps fifteen or twenty things she'd rather be doing. She knew it wouldn't do any good to protest, and she'd gotten in the car with her sister and mother, but she hadn't been happy about it. That changed when they got to her Grandmother's house. Kathy saw her Uncle and grinned. He was so cool. He was big and strong, but when he wrestled with her it was like fighting with a big...

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King DongChapter 2

The ride home was ... interesting. Her mother didn't say a word about anything that had happened that day ... not about anything. Except "Did you apologize to your Uncle?" When Kathy said "Yes" that was it. Once, when Kathy said "Mom ... about today..." her mother glanced over and said "Not now Kathleen." Then she glanced meaningfully at Jill, who was playing with a video game. The rest of the trip was silent. When they got home, though, everything changed. As soon as Jill was...

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King DongChapter 3

Kathy kept her hand over her sister's mouth until she got her all the way back to the patio doors. Finally she let go. Jill was panting from trying to move quickly and breathe just through her nose. She wasn't happy. "What was mom talking about?" she said, staring at her sister. "What did she mean you want Uncle Bob to fuck you?" Kathy bit her lip. This wasn't turning out well at all. "Um ... while you and mom were gone shopping ... he gave me a massage. It was kind of a sexy...

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King DongChapter 4

Jill had a dream that night. She dreamed that she got a pony for her birthday, but when she tried to get up on it, it turned into Uncle Bob's penis. She perched on top of it, looking around. She was way up in the air. It didn't hurt, but it wasn't going in her either. She looked around and could see for miles. Then, slowly, she realized she was sinking down on it as it spread her open. Again it didn't hurt, but her hips spread apart visibly and then her belly bulged as if she had a baby...

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King DongChapter 5

Bob didn't actually move in with Liz and the girls, or sell his house, despite the fact that they had planned out his entire week ... or at least each night of his entire week. He still went to work and actually spent some nights there at home. While Liz and her daughters did invite him over almost every night, they still spent some nights doing other things. They established a girls' night out, and found that spending time as a family had a lot to offer. They did lots of things together....

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King DongChapter 6

Cora hummed to herself as she drove the car. She stopped humming abruptly when she turned the corner and saw Bob's truck parked out in front of Liz's house. She hadn't thought about the possibility that he'd be there. Then she laughed. If he had knocked up all three women he must spend a LOT of his time there. "What's funny?" asked Mindy, sitting beside her. "Nothing honey" said her mother. "I just thought of something that made me laugh." "MOM!" said Mindy sternly. Cora...

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King DongChapter 7

When Cora and Bob sauntered into the living room everyone was watching a movie. Liz was lounging in a recliner and her two daughters were lying around too, Kathy on a beanbag chair and Jill on the couch. Mindy sat on the couch too, with Jill's feet in her lap. Everyone looked up when the two adults entered the room. Jill looked pointedly at Kathy. "I told you so!" she smirked. Kathy just shook her head and rubbed her belly. The baby was beginning to move around and it felt strange. Liz...

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QVC Julia The Dong Part 2 The Dong

From the view of Julia.The room was like the one he abused my body in with a gimp mask.I put my costume on ready and waited for the knock on the door. I contemplated lube, as after having him in me the other week, I was quite sore. Plus, he left me there with that vibrator on. Maybe he thought I could get out, but it was a little embarrassing, especially for that young boy who rescued me. I didn’t think he knew what was going on. It’s a pity he wasn’t older. Maybe I would have, well, maybe not,...

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King Charming

Note to readers: This single volume tale is a follow up to the Prince Charming series, that detailed how a young, arrogant Prince behaved as King following the untimely death of his father. It will probably help a bit to have read the original series, but if not, it’s not exactly Shakespeare so I’m sure you’ll pick up the plot as you go. PROLOGUE(KING NOTHING) Thomas trudged through the forest, stumbling on a tree-root and stubbing his bare toe painfully. “Ah shit!” he swore, limping slightly...

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King And I

King had a rough face, that managed to be both masculine and pretty. His nose had been broken at some point in the past and it was slightly crooked now. His eyes were emerald, stunningly so, and glistened when he looked anyone in the eyes. His chin was covered in 2 or 3 day old stubble, never more and never less. He was covered in scars; they ran across his hands and up his arms and further. I could see one protruding from his collar; the skin there slightly discoloured, it was lighter than his...

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King David and His Forbidden Destinee Book 2 Love Unleashed

Come With Me, My love. Standing alone, his powerful chest and arms are bare, garbed with white tribal harem bottoms in an immense multi-colored flowered meadow. The warm sun gleams through the callosal mountains that surround him in the distance, shimmering on the flowing river. A breeze gently rustles the grass as a cacophony of whispers fills the atmosphere of the meadow. Among the many voices he hears Destinee's voice majestically call to him, "David my love, my King come with me."...

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Avon Ding Dong minis the Dong Lesbian

In my job as an Avon lady I was always getting phone calls from women asking me to call on them.This call came early in the morning. I answered the phone and heard a very well spoken woman asking whether I could call on her later that afternoon. I looked at my diary and said I could. I noted her address and told her I would be there at 2.30.When I put the phone down. I thought that the voice was not the usual type of caller I got. It was sophisticated, almost posh but very well spoken. I knew...

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Ding Dong

This is a small rewrite of the original that was published in November 2006, to correct errors in grammar and spelling, and adding a few small details to make the story flow better. Ding-Dong I had almost finished my morning really close shave when the doorbell rang. It was only 9:30 AM. I couldn't think of anyone that would be ringing my doorbell that early, especially on a Saturday morning. I pulled a towel from the rack and swiftly wiped the remaining shaving cream from my...

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Ding Dong

Ding DongCopyright 2005 www.forniphilia.infoChapter OneThe girl stood on the front porch. She was tall and lithe, unusually pretty, her lightly tanned face framed exquisitely by her long, dark hair. Her wavy locks, raven black and shining in the morning sun, cascaded halfway down her back. The girl was indeed pretty ? but her hair was startling beautiful, the kind of hair that drew admiring stares from men and envious glances from women.        She was covered nearly head to toe in a...

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King Ropemaker and the Revenge of the Fairies

King Ropemaker and the Revenge of the Fairies (RopemakerStory II) By C I. The Crisis Under his wise and benevolent rule, Ropemaker's kingdom had grown rich andhappy. His favorite pastime was, and remained, fairy hunting. On many a day,the people of the kingdom would see him and his men riding back to the castlewith a line of caught fairies stumbling behind them, their wrists and wingsbound, their lovely faces red and wet from crying. Each one knew that soonshe would be kicking at the end of...

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King Rentokil PenetRATion and the Mouse King Mann

The RatArmy King sat on his throne, one hand under his chin, the other tapping nervously on the handrail. "I am bored", he said to no one in particular. He didn't had a decent fuck in hours. And with his sexual appetite, that was quite unusual. "You there!" he said to one of his goons, "C'me here and suck my dick". The servant obeyed him blindly and King Rentokil PenetRATion's dick responded immediately to the warm mouth. He looked down from his throne how the little Mouse sucked him off with...

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King David and His Forbidden Destinee Revised

Late on a rainy and thunderous Thursday night, David is leaving work from downtown Cincinnati. He rushes from the building to his car soaking wet he quickly starts the car and pulls off to head home. The storm is calming to him, therapeutic almost, yet he for sure wants to get off of the roads as it is becoming dangerous to drive with the strong winds, and heavily pouring rain. Ten minutes into his drive he notices a woman walking on the side of the freeway, he's no fan of picking up...

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King8217s Son And Mother Queen

The characters in this story are King Dhirendra ,queen Divya and their son, prince Devendra. There were many small kingdoms at that time and they were fighting with each other to become bigger kingdoms.King Dhirendra was the bravest among the kings of small kingdoms . He married the neighbouring powerful kingdom princess Divya to have her kingdom in support of his kingdom.King Dhirendra was at 26 and Divya was just 16 at the time of marriage. (She was the most beautiful princess in the entire...

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Saw A Sexual Parody Part 1

When I woke up I was in a bathtub, in what looked like an abandoned warehouse. I was completely naked and my arms and legs were both restrained to each other. As I was looking around I noticed cameras in each corner of the room near the ceiling, a door in the far wall and there was also a TV on one wall. The second I looked at the TV it turned on to show a little porcelain doll. After a couple of seconds of looking at this doll, a very soft, strange voice emitted from the TV. It said: “You...

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Celeb parody Zooey Deschanel and Rooney Mara have a fun weekend

I couldn’t believe it. Dad and mom were getting a divorce! Dad – Vincent Cassell – met mom – Monica Bellucci – in 1996 on the set of the movie The Apartment. They dated for three years before “tying the knot” August 3, 1999. I was conceived that night and born May 7, 2000. My sister Diva was born in 2004 and Lonie in 2010. My parents were only married fourteen years, I couldn’t believe it was over! I was taking it hard. I sat in the living room,...

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Charlie Brown lay on his bed in his room playing with his little dick and thinking about the pretty little red-haired girl. She was so cute and he was sure he was in love with her. He wanted her so badly and she was all he ever thought about. He remembered the first time he saw her on the way to school. She had been in front of him some twenty feet and her little ass was making her pretty green dress swing from side to side, high enough so that every once in a while he got a glimpse of her...

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Help from my Friends A New Years Eve Parody

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MODERN FAMILY SEX PARODY Phil and Claire Dunfy Teach Haley a lesson

Its 3:00 am, and Phil and Clair Dunfy are sitting at home worried sick about their 16 year old daughter Haley. She went out earlier in the night with one of her friends that everyone knows is a slut, named Jenna. Clair was wearing her wooly nightgown pants, and a white tank top. Her ass was so nice you could see it bounce side to side in the baggy pants as she paced across the living room floor waiting for Haley to arrive home. Finally, Haley stumbles in the front door, looking sexy as ever....

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Defense Attorney Turnabout Parody

01-31-20XX Defendant Lobby No. 3 5:30 PM "Oh god... Oh god oh god oh god, I can't believe I'm finally doing this." I'm hyperventilating. I'm actually hyperventi- I never hyperventilate! If the court sees me like this, they'll all know that I'm not ready for this! Okay... Okay, calm down Eliza. Calm calm calm calm calm- You can do this. It may be your first case, but you can do this! You've trained for this! You studied for this! YOU EARNED THIS! YOU. WILL. NOT. FAIL. My name is Eliza Hope. I'm...

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Shameless Anime Parody

Marco could feel something was odd as he got off the bus, though he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He looked down at his arms while he walked. They were the same shade of brown he remembered, or at least, the parts that weren't covered by the long sleeves of his uniform were. The same skin color. The same hands at the end, with the same ten fingers. Everything looked as Marco remembered, and yet, something about it all felt off. When he reached the school building, he got a glimpse of...

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BEvERLEY HILL BILLIES PARODY Pt 1

Any reader old as me or any one that watches old tv sitcoms will know the Beverley Hill Billies, all about hill billy Jedd Clampett Who was out hunting raccoons with his coon hound in Kentucky and shit at a coon, but missed, but the shot brought up a fountain of black ooze which turned out to be oil or “Texas Tea”. He immediately sold his mineral rights for a fortune and decided to buy a mansion in Beverley Hills, California so loaded up his old 1929 Ford Truck with Granny, Jedd,s Daughter...

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