BEvERLEY HILL BILLIES PARODY Pt 1 free porn video

This is a FigCaption - special HTML5 tag for Image (like short description, you can remove it)

Any reader old as me or any one that watches old tv sitcoms will know the Beverley Hill Billies, all about hill billy Jedd Clampett Who was out hunting raccoons with his coon hound in Kentucky and shit at a coon, but missed, but the shot brought up a fountain of black ooze which turned out to be oil or “Texas Tea”. He immediately sold his mineral rights for a fortune and decided to buy a mansion in Beverley Hills, California so loaded up his old 1929 Ford Truck with Granny, Jedd,s Daughter Ellie Mae and nephew thicko Jethro and headed for The West Coast. Of course hill billies had no idea what living in mansions were like as they lived in ramshackle shacks with no running water or electricity, their toilet an outhouse, meals cooked on cooking fires, baths taken in front of a fire in water boiled before hand, laundry done in a stream beat on a rock and dried in the open air. Of course when the Clampettscarrivebin L.A, the company who bought the mineral rights appoint a financial adviser to look after their finances and that,s when the fun begins. Jedd is most interested in learning more about California culture while Granny continues to do the cooking, cleaning and washing enlisting Ellie Mae and Jethro to help with the chores. Ellie Mae, a pretty little thing wants to learn about fashion and how rich girls function, but is still contaminated by hill thinking while Jethro is not the brightest spark by a long shot though he thinks he,s the business! We join the Clampetts one day as they decide to take in the sea air on the beach. They load the truck with a tent to change clothes in, a windbreak and loads of food plus new swim suits. They arrive about ten a.m. and immediately The men pitch the tent and the wind break while granny and Ellie Mae build a fire and start cooking a meal. Once they,d eaten Ellie Mae changed into her new bikini and Jedd Wasn,t impressed. “Go back and put something on!” He told her. “But Pa this IS what women folk wear on the beach called a bikini.” “Don,t care what they call it you need to wear more than a bandage.” he reproached her while Jethro had put on an old 1930s type bathing suit till she relented and put on a conservative one piece costume which did her no favours. “You look real purty in thet outfit!” Jethro complimented her “well I don,t Feel very pretty.” she replied. “Why Ellie Mae?” he asked. “Cause it don,t show off my titties and pussy hairs like my bikini does.” she confessed. “Why don,t you just take it if and go skinny dipping like we do in the crick back in Kentucky Ellie Mae?” “Cain,t let all these strangers see me in the muddy, Can we?” she giggled. “Suppose not.” he agreed. They played around in the water for a while before they decided to get some sun. Behind the wind breaker Ellie Mae and Jethro had virtual privacy as granny and Jedd listened to country music on the truck,s radio. Ellie Mae had handed a tube of sun cream to Jethro and let him rub some in her legs, then her face and shoulders. “If,n I lower my top will you rub some in my titties Jethro?” she asked mischieviously. “Sure Thing Ellie Mae.” He agreed as she bared her small pert breasts to him so he could massage cream into them. Once he,d finished with her boobs she lowered her bottoms and let him massage her thighs, her ample buttocks and lastly her pussy. “Oh Jethro. Why don,t you eat my Pussy?” she sighed. “That,s cruel! Jethro jumped to his feet dropping the sun cream as he left the wind break and approached Jedd and granny. “What,s Eatin, you Boy?” Jedd asked. “Ellie Mae just asked me to eat her Pussy and I Ain,t gonna kill old Molly Kin’s and don,t like the taste of pussy cats any ways.” “You gotta lot to learn Jethro.” Jedd and granny laughed. Ellie Mae came out now dressed back in a Boy,s checked shirt and jeans with sandals. “ You can wear your bandage bikini in the seement pond, but not here.” Jedd told her. “Okay Pa. Will do!” she smiled. “Jethro is a doofus.” “Yes I despair for that boy. How am I ever gonna teach him about the birds and bees?” “Can I help him Pa? It,d help me get some practise for courtin,” “Ellie Mae. I think you,ll be flagging, a dead horse!” “Let me try Pa.” “Okay. But still think you,re on a loser.” “We,ll see.” “Jedd. You shouldn’t, let your daughter do sexy stuff like that with that Jethro!” Granny scolded. “Granny. Ellie Mae Done got her work cut out if she can get any where with Jethro.” Jedd chuckled. “Hmm. Remember how long it took his Ma to trick his Pa into knocking, her up and that boy,s just like his Pa Zeke.” Granny chuckled as she smoked her corn cob pipe. “Jethro.” Ellie Mae began. “I see your cock is all stiff again. Would you like me to take care of it for you?” “Oh Would You Please Ellie Mae?” He asked. After jerking his male meat a while she asked. “Like me to suck it?” Jethro happily nodded and she began to gobble him. “Jethro now stick him in and don,t stop till You cumin my cunt!” she ordered him. TBC

0
0

15.12.2022
26
0

Same as BEvERLEY HILL BILLIES PARODY Pt 1 Videos

AEBN Parody

It's easy to forget that porn can be more than boner-inspiring. Most of the time, a man booting up his computer to watch some titties has a plan in mind. That plan is to stroke his penis until it fires out the devil's milk. It isn't fucking rocket science.Two Good ThingsHowever, sometimes I pull up porn to get a good laugh also. Parody porn has been around as long as porn has. Often, the films are based around significant movie releases and combine regular porn with humor. There is nothing like...

Premium Porn Parody Sites

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 14 Aunt Jane Billy

Present Day “Jane!” Jessica Parnell squealed as she practically tore the front door off its hinges. On the other side of the screen door stood a grinning Jane Parnell Oblensky, Andrew Sr.’s younger sister. “Jessica!” Jane waited for the screen door to be unlatched and then the two women were in each other’s arms, hugging and squealing like schoolgirls. “I’ve missed you so much! How are things? Where’s Billy?” asked Jessica. “He’s stuck out on the front porch, Mom. If you two would get out...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 2 RelationshipsChapter 5 The Courtship of Phillipa Goddard 23rd December 1987

I walked back to the barracks with my head spinning as I struggled to take in the fact that Emma had gone. She must have known a fortnight ago that it would be our last meeting. That could explain her somewhat feverish sexual activity- had she wanted something special to look back on? Who was the other employee from her firm who had disappeared with her? Phillipa hadn't said but I assumed it to be a male as I couldn't imagine Emma without a pliable male companion. Had he been shagging her...

MCUAgent Hills Lewd Training Class

Natasha Romanoff, aka the Black Widow, was in training room twenty-four aboard the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier, surrounded by a group of muscular male S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in gym tights, ten in total. As always, she commanded and received the group's rapt attention. After all, it wasn't every day that you received training from someone who was part of the Avengers.She was dressed in her usual leather uniform -- black, tight and hugging her voluptuous curves to the point that worried the other male...

Mrs Hill

She was my granny’s neighbor. She was a fat elderly woman of about 65-70 with huge boobs and enormous ass. That summer I was helping my granny with the house and her neighbor Mrs. Hill often asked me to help her too. She lived alone, her husband died, and her relatives didn’t visit her often. Now and then I felt her looking at me in a strange way, but didn’t really pay attention to it at all. It was Sunday, I spent the whole day helping both of the ladies round the house, it was night, and I...

Mrs Hill

She was my granny’s neighbor. She was a fat elderly woman of about 65-70 with huge boobs and enormous ass. That summer I was helping my granny with the house and her neighbor Mrs. Hill often asked me to help her too. She lived alone, her husband died, and her relatives didn’t visit her often. Now and then I felt her looking at me in a strange way, but didn’t really pay attention to it at all. It was Sunday, I spent the whole day helping both of the ladies round the house, it was night, and I...

The Lavender Hill Ladies Luncheon Club

The Lavender Hill Ladies Luncheon Club by enduringshades Author's note: a brief description of each of the Ladies can be found at the end of this story. "I'm off now Audrey," I called upstairs to my wife. She comes rushing down and gives me a kiss. "Oh, Alec, I do wish I could come with you." I reply with a smile. "Sorry, you know the rule - no spouses!" I know she doesn't expect to come, it has been going since before we were married. I turn, leave the house and get it to...

Over the Hills and Faraway Book 2 RelationshipsChapter 8 The Courtship of Phillipa Goddard New Years Eve 1987

Pippa picked me up in her car outside the barracks at about 5pm on New Year's Eve. The party was being held at the home of a Frank and Peggy Sinclair, near Farnborough. "The Sinclair's place is a mansion" Pippa informed me. "Frank made a fortune in South Africa, diamonds I think. The Sinclair's are big benefactors to the charity and some of the guests will be my fellow workers, quite harmless," she laughed and spun the wheel past a slower car; she was a good driver, fast but careful,...

Dark Hill

My name is Ted Howard and my wife's name is Beth. We have three children; Carl aged 10, Mike age 8 and Beth age 5. It all started so very innocently with my wife and me enjoying our first vacation by ourselves in over ten years and evolved into something that seems like a fantastic dream than reality. Over the past ten years we have had three children and every vacation had included each of them as they came along. Now, with the children staying with my wife's parents for the summer, we were...

The Lavender Hill Ladies and the Kenton Manor Maids

THE LAVENDER HILL LADIES AND THE KENTON MANOR MAIDS by enduringshades This is the second Lavender Hill Ladies adventure, the first was the 'The Lavender Hill Ladies Luncheon Club'. For new readers, or as a reminder, I start off with a brief description of each of the Ladies. Otherwise you are welcome to skip to the beginning of the story. THE LADIES The Lavender Hill Ladies started as the Lavender Hill Girls, when four straight crossdressing undergraduates shared a student house...

Gregor of Hartshorn Hill

Note from the author: Jarrod of Hartshorn Hill is the First of this Series. Druesha of Hartshorn Hill is the Second of this Series. Fallon of Hartshorn Hill is the Third of this Series. Evan of Hartshorn Hill is the Fourth of this Series. Avalon of Hartshorn Hill is the Fifth of this Series. * * * * * Gregor had been born a slave. Usually when you are born a slave, you never know your parents. Slave babies are sent to the slave nursery until they are old enough to perform simple...

The Dayton Hillbillies Ch 02

California… Anaheim… Disneyland And suddenly, the loudspeakers all over the park announced, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the Dayton Hillbilly Marching Band from Dayton Ridge, Texas.’ A momentary hush fell over the crowds, until from beyond the Matterhorn came the sound of drums and then the sound of horns, cymbals and washboards as the band played ‘The Horse’ and marched to their position directly in front of Cinderella’s Castle. The people all gathered as the drum majors silently...

The Dayton Hillbillies Ch 01

‘Well, what a fine band trip that turned out to be,’ Jason was heard repeating over and over. I really can’t argue with him about it, because it was quite a trip. Another way to say it would be: We got off about 20 minutes late, and then the band competition at the Convention Center in New Orleans ran a bit more behind. The center is very nice and since our bands competed last, we were about the only ones there. I helped unload the instruments, but because we had three bands competing one...

The Beverly Hillbillies0

This particular day I have taken off to go fishing. I’ve gone to a stream, I know of, in the Santa Monica Mountains. It is a beautiful summer day of 1965 in Southern California; and I’ve found a nice shady spot along the stream. Later that morning I spot an older man walking upstream with a fishing pole. He is tall and slender but looks to be a transient. He has a week-old beard and he’s got on old shabby clothes and floppy hat. He wears a collarless white shirt and clodhopper...

Beverly Hillbillies 01 The Remedy

The Beverly Hillbillies 01): The Remedy By Ron Dow75 [email protected] "Out! Out! You charlatan! How dare you come to me under false pretenses! Some doctor you are; you don't know the first thing about a simple thing like Banker's Headache!" Mr. Drysdale slammed his office door in the face of a small, badly rumpled oldish man who was in need of a barber. "Well!" the woman sitting behind the desk in the outer office said about the scene. She rose: "I apologize for his...

Beverly Hillbillies Elly May Jethro Maynt

Even as Miss Hathaway's convertible was slipping through traffic, Elly May was still trying to argue herself out of the trip. "I don't need no more clothes," she told the secretary, who looked like a broomstick with a shriveled up old apple on the top. "I got plenty." "Hmm, yes," Miss Hathaway said, keeping her eyes on the road. "But there are a few gaps in your wardrobe." Elly May looked down at herself. Her abundant breasts were corralled by a white men's shirt, with the ends...

Hardman Hill

"We'll leave the smell of the sea in your bed, Where love's just a job and nothing is said." ELTON JOHN - Sweet Painted Lady "Webster", she said, standing on tiptoe so that she could speak into the intercom set high and to the right of the door. "Tina Webster. I'm supposed to start today". "Of course you are. Come up". The voice was young, light, cheerful. Tina felt the tension in her stomach lift a little. "I can't get in", she told the disembodied voice. "There's no door...

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 17 Technical Support

Present Day “I’ve got one stop to make before we can go home,” said Mike Dubois as his daughters climbed into his car. His oldest daughter, Tamara, groaned silently and rolled her eyes. Her father didn’t normally take them on work calls, but it had happened in the past and would probably happen again. At sixteen she was surprisingly mature about that sort of thing. Her one-year-younger sister, Samantha, was not as sympathetic. She groaned loudly and complained, “Daddy!” “Hey, it wasn’t my...

A Swim at Bunker Hill

“Hey Mikhail,” she said. “How are you?” “Good thanks. What are you doing here?” I asked, scratching my head. “I was bored,” she said. “I heard a bunch of people would be here so I came. Didn’t know you would be here though. Let’s go walk around.” “Ok,” I said. Rachael and I had been friends since as long as I could remember. People that don’t know us tend to think we are brother and sister because we are always together, but also because we look alike. Rachael has long, shoulder...

A Swim at Bunker Hill

Introduction: This is a true story written to the best of what I can remember. Names havent been changed because I do not think it will matter. Comment please and expect more stories in the future. It was the third day of softball finals. My cousin was playing in the league and I was stuck at the park in the more than 90 degree weather because my aunt never let me stay home alone. While walking around I saw Rachael. I walked up to her and said hi. Hey Mikhail, she said. How are you? Good...

Bluebell Hill

Bluebell Hill By Paul1954 Prologue Rochester University, Kent, England : October 27th, 2000 Elizabeth Geddes watched the backs of the three young men as they departed from her office and then closed her eyes tightly. Despite the hard facade she had just had to show to them she knew, more than they could ever be aware of, just exactly how they had felt. She heard a muffled curse as the door slammed shut behind them, and experienced what she might have thought of as a feeling of...

A trip to the Mall changes the Hill family forever

Sandra is a 5'8" blonde that has long curly blonde hair. Her tall frame carries her 135 pounds well and shows off her shapely hips and ass while her 36C tits are the focus of many mens attention. She married as a 20 year old virgin and has only known her husband’s 7" cock. Samantha is tall like her mother. She is pushing 5'10" and has a look that draws boy’s attention when ever she is out and about. She has slimmer hips than her mother, but her tits are just as large and have the...

After a night at the Mall the Hill family suffers a fate worse than death

Sandra is a 5'8" blonde that has long curly blonde hair. Her tall frame carries her 135 pounds well and shows off her shapely hips and ass while her 36C tits are the focus of many mens attention. She married as a 20 year old virgin and has only known her husband’s 7" cock. Samantha is tall like her mother. She is pushing 5'10" and has a look that draws boy’s attention when ever she is out and about. She has slimmer hips than her mother, but her tits are just as large and have the...

Milk of Desire Book II Chapter 2 Jake Jen went up a hill but not before I got my fill

By EFon Chapter 2 : Jake & Jen went up a hill, but not before I got my fill. So I woke up, still half dressed, on top of my covers, with dried cum all over my groin. It's a good thing it was Saturday or Mom might have come in to wake me up and gotten quite an eyeful. I tend to sleep pretty heavily, and even sleep through my alarm clock blasting for quite a while. Luckily I'd been left to sleep in. Last night I had a plan and a scheme, but then Jen, my sister who had been the...

Boob Hill

John ‘Long’ Johnson held up a weather-browned hand,bringing to a halt the six horsemen and women trailingbehind him. He pushed back his dusty, ten-gallon cowboyhat and shaded his brow, squinting stinging sweat out ofhis blazing blue eyes as he gazed down at the ramshacklecollection of wood frame buildings and homes that wereDike City, Kansas. Shimmering waves of heat rose off thesun-baked land below, and the sluggish Little Snake River,which regularly overflowed its banks and the town’scrudely...

The Perfect Episode of Benny Hill Story not my ow

This is something I pulled off one of the Yahoo club sites. It says it was written by someone named Wallace Mason. It's a dream edition of the Benny Hill Show. All I can say is, "Bravo, Wallace!"The Ultimate Benny Hill Show No. 1 by Wallace MasonIt’s the mid 1980’s. British policewomen still where the white and black caps with chequered bands and nurses still wear blue uniforms and caps. The unaired Benny Hill show is about to start. It does include some of Benny’s real sketches, some stolen...

A younger woman gets fucked up the hill

I was about to start the last week of my residential course from work, and I hadn't heard from Jo for over a week, since she hinted that she might be up for introducing me to her friend. I was busy with coursework anyway and with 30 or so co-students all living together there were other fish to fry, so to speak.I had been sailing through the work, but it could get stressful, career advancement was on the line and some people were coping better than others. This was how I found myself helping...

The House on Sorrow Hill Lane

The House on Sorrow Hill LanebyDr.Dorothy Strangelove,T.L.C., C.P.,B&DPART ONEIt was an icy February night in 1910. Emily could see nothing from the bedroom's leaded window but upper branches of skeleton trees lit up by the full moon's light. Below this the gardens were shrouded in fog. She had seen one fine day blessed with sunshine since she had come to Nine Acres and had remarked that she was sure the sprawling gardens looked beautiful in summer. The back of the house led on to a large lawn...

Chattersons Hill

We joined the rest of the Maryland troops on the far right of Washington's line. They fed us in as replacements on a hill top beside some hard men from Delaware, and we waited in a well-dug trench for the Germans and British to attack us. We did not have to wait long for despite the light artillery behind us, they came in disciplined ranks and we shot them down. Then they came again, those huge Germans in the tall hats, and we shot them down once more. They were brave and stupid men. Then...

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 2 Traveling South

Earlier That Evening Jacob Culverin came out of his house and walked out onto his porch. He stood at the rail and gazed out smiling at what he saw. The house wasn’t even a house any longer, but was more of an estate or manor, and certainly not the one-room cabin it had been when he first arrived twenty years before. He knew that the crazy preacher in Springwater thought Jacob had sold his soul to Satan. If he only knew the truth... Summer 1794 When Jacob had arrived in Springwater, he had...

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 4 Jessica Andrew Toby

Present Day “Are you boys ready to go?” called out Jessica Parnell, standing at the bottom of the steps. “Coming, Mom!” came back a loud yell from down the hallway to the bedrooms. Jessica continued standing at the foot of the steps, waiting for her sons to come down, and was on the verge of summoning them a second time when she stopped. One of the bedroom doors opened with a crash and then came a thunder of feet as her two teenage sons rumbled down the hall and down the stairs. “We’re...

The Sugar Hill Inn

The Sugar Hill Inn Chapter I Jay could feel his heart beating and the knots begin to form in the pit of his stomach as he drove north, through the rolling hills of New England. The fall foliage was at its' peak as he crossed the boarder into New Hampshire and he realized that he was less then 30 minutes away from experiencing his destiny. Jay turned 40 in January and he made himself a promise. After years of hiding his true self, in the proverbial closet and the relative safety of...

Love On The Hill

As I got out of the cockpit of the IAF transport plane that I had qualified to fly, I handed over my headset and gear to one of the airmen alongside and climbed into the station jeep that was sent to bring me and my crew back to the hangar to freshen up and write out my report. I was part of the first batch of women pilots inducted into a hitherto-male-only Indian Air Force, and I reveled in my pioneer status. I had been a keen cadet during my NCC days, and dreamed of flying for a living. My...

Jaci Bill Naked on the Hill

Jaci & Bill like to spend weekends Naked at their Cabin, but will Jaci's friend Pati join them.Most of the sexual acts my wife Jaci and I have preformed in public were at our cabin. This is the same cabin where we sometimes spend an entire weekend naked, day and night, inside and outdoors. The cabin was not a secluded one, but on a hill, somewhat distant from the ones below us. With binoculars some of our neighbors would have had many a chance to see us in detail while naked, and sometimes...

Chestnut Hill Romance

Scott and Cathy started work in Chestnut Hill Consulting on the same day. Scott was hired as an operations consultant. Cathy was hired as an account development consultant. Although in very different careers they noticed each other during Chestnut Hill Consulting introductions. Scott saw Cathy go up for coffee during the introduction break. He couldn’t resist and headed over for coffee as well. Cathy was thrilled when she saw Scott walking in her direction. He was 6’ 1”, with black business...

Love On The Hill

As I got out of the cockpit of the IAF transport plane that I had qualified to fly, I handed over my headset and gear to one of the airmen alongside and climbed into the station jeep that was sent to bring me and my crew back to the hangar to freshen up and write out my report. I was part of the first batch of women pilots inducted into a hitherto-male-only Indian Air Force, and I reveled in my pioneer status. I had been a keen cadet during my NCC days, and dreamed of flying for a living. My...

The Sugar Hill Inn Chapter 2

The Sugar Hill Inn Chapter 2 Nikki returned to her room, took a shower and put on her full-length nightgown over her panties and filled bra. Despite her physical and mental exhaustion, she found sleep difficult. Images of the day haunted her and she felt the grip of humiliation and fear. Over the past 18 hours, since her arrival at the Sugar Hill Inn, Nikki had experienced a fuller range of emotions then she had ever thought possible. She had experienced life as her true self for the...

on the hill

An older bull standing on top of the hill over looking the herd, see the young bull running up the hill. The young one say hey old timer 'hows it going"? The old bull does not reply but snorts. The young one says to the old bull " hey lets run down the hill and fuck us a few heffers". The old bull looks at the young one with a smile and says " why dont we walk down the hill and fuck them all".

Long Hair Mom Wife up hill fun

The moment we landed at Tirupati railway station, Raghu remembered what his friends had cautioned him before he left.”You are a compulsive smoker. Ensure that you have sufficient inventory of cigarettes before you go up the hill. You won’t get even a single cigarette even if you shell out a million rupees.” They were right. Raghu was a compulsive smoker and could never get rid of the urge to reach out for a fag after anything he drank or ate. He stole an opportunity while his mother and wife...

Letter from Ivy Hill

LETTER FROM IVY HILLDear Shoeblossom: I am a female submissive. I never wanted to be, but my father raised me in a truly disciplinary fashion. My mother left us when I was young, and my father told me that he was going to teach me to not be a wandering slut like Ma. I think part of it, of course was that Pa wanted to get his hands on me. I am a curvy redhead, about five seven, and I’ve been that way since about sixth grade. I know that I was adopted when I was young, and my birth folks must’ve...

Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter

Introduction:Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, also known as Fanny Hill is a novel by John Cleland. Written in 1749, it is considered the first erotic novel, and has became a byword for the battle of censorship of erotica. Fanny's story, as she falls into prostitution and then rises to respectability, takes the form of a confession that is coloured by copious and explicit physiological details of her carnal adventures.During my visit to London for studies where we had an Old Ancestral Home, I...

One Shoe GumshoeChapter 11 77 Denmark Hill

WE SAID our farewells to Petersen and headed down to catch the bus back up to Chiswick, where we would use the Underground from there. “Are you alright, Edgar?” Mary was concerned. I suppose I had gone rather quiet while Petersen discussed the different operations carried out on his leg, before the doctors finally decided to take it off. “Yes. I hadn’t had the same problems as Petersen, Mary. You know, the series of operations, the hopes first raised and then dashed each time. I was dragged...

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 9 Friday

Twenty-Four Years Ago Jack Culverin pulled into the guest parking lot at the Culverin Hill distillery and parked near the front door. He got out but didn’t bother locking the door of his three-year-old Camry; the parking lot was inside the guarded gate so random car theft was simply not an issue. He stretched and scratched; he had been driving all night, held together with coffee and No-Doz, and surviving on whatever he could scrounge up at rest stops along the way. Jack entered the lobby...

King Kong XXX parody

Ann awoke. Her throat was parched. It actually hurt. Too much seawater. She could hear the waves breaking nearby. How had she survived? She remembered the fishing vessel and how it suddenly capsized in rough seas. There wasn’t time to signal the Coast Guard. The ship sank quickly. Oh. Jack. Surely he made it. She rose up. Her right shoulder was bruised and felt numb. She was alone. Something roared horrendously in the distance. She jolted to her feet. She was weak. Wobbly. She felt she...

Sex parody

Charlie Brown lay on his bed in his room playing with his little dick and thinking about the pretty little red-haired girl. She was so cute and he was sure he was in love with her. He wanted her so badly and she was all he ever thought about. He remembered the first time he saw her on the way to school. She had been in front of him some twenty feet and her little ass was making her pretty green dress swing from side to side, high enough so that every once in a while he got a glimpse of her...

Help from my Friends A New Years Eve Parody

What would you do if I danced in the nude, would you cum when we all make love? Hold me tightly in your arms, our bodies will fit like a glove. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends Get some with a little help from my friends What would you do when I quiver and shake, would you turn out the light and sleep? Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear, free your mind, you have nothing to fear. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends. Get some with a little help from my friends.

Defense Attorney Turnabout Parody

01-31-20XX Defendant Lobby No. 3 5:30 PM "Oh god... Oh god oh god oh god, I can't believe I'm finally doing this." I'm hyperventilating. I'm actually hyperventi- I never hyperventilate! If the court sees me like this, they'll all know that I'm not ready for this! Okay... Okay, calm down Eliza. Calm calm calm calm calm- You can do this. It may be your first case, but you can do this! You've trained for this! You studied for this! YOU EARNED THIS! YOU. WILL. NOT. FAIL. My name is Eliza Hope. I'm...

Shameless Anime Parody

Marco could feel something was odd as he got off the bus, though he couldn't quite put his finger on it. He looked down at his arms while he walked. They were the same shade of brown he remembered, or at least, the parts that weren't covered by the long sleeves of his uniform were. The same skin color. The same hands at the end, with the same ten fingers. Everything looked as Marco remembered, and yet, something about it all felt off. When he reached the school building, he got a glimpse of...

REAR VIEW A Read Window PARODY

In a 1950’s style apartment a lovely woman with full breasts and natural curves to spare, a large woman, gets ready for bed in an absurdly short negligee. She is Giovanna, a brave and daring woman who knows her needs and knows how to please. She combs her raven and electric blue hair and then touches up her eye make-up.“Every good girl is always ready,” she says into the mirror. She notices out her window that a handsome neighbor from across the alley is watching her.He is strong in an...

Help from my Friends A New Years Eve Parody

What would you do if I danced in the nude,would you cum when we all make love?Hold me tightly in your arms,our bodies will fit like a glove. Gonna cum with a little help from my friendsGet some with a little help from my friends What would you do when I quiver and shake,would you turn out the light and sleep?Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear,free your mind, you have nothing to fear. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends.Get some with a little help from my friends. Can you feel my...

A Very Naughty but Affectionate Parody

It was a late Saturday morning in Three Rivers. A warm May breeze wafted through Sharon Cherski’s window, and the she began to awaken. Sharon should have been happy on this day. She was, after all, one of the most popular sophomores at Liberty High. The girls liked her because of her sweet and friendly disposition; the faculty liked her because she got excellent grades and joined in so many school activities; and the boys liked her because… Well, because she was a stunning...

Cherry Hill Ch 07

Marsha Wilcox was sitting at home, watching the nothing that was on TV when she remembered that she had had a question for her son. He told her he would be over at the Allan house, but she didn’t want to call over and disturb the Doctor and his family, so she tried his cell phone. ‘Shit,’ she said quietly, hearing the ring tone sound off from his bedroom. ‘Well, I guess it won’t hurt to just ask him,’ she thought. She had to go to the grocery store anyway, and the Allan house was on the way....

The Fool on the Hill

Every day the ‘Fool on the Hill’ shuffled down from his ramshackle old house pushing a shopping trolley and wandered the streets picking up stuff. We all knew that it was stuff because whenever he was asked what he was collecting he would mumble ‘Stuff’. Most of the time he collected aluminum soft drink cans. That wasn’t his only eccentricity, as he shuffled about picking up stuff he would mumble to himself and to his friend. Sometimes he and his friend would argue and there were occasions...

The true king of the hill part 2 Hanks lucky day

Introduction: Sorry for the delay but here is the much awaited second part to my king of the hill story I hope you enjoy. It was a hot day in Arlen Texas. A heat wave had hit the town and it seemed no body was immune to its merciless blaze. Even Hank Hill who had lived in Texas his whole life was sweating under the hot sun. The heat had pretty much cleared out Strickland propane for no one was caught dead in front of a grill when the mercury was rising the way it was. Hank sat at his desk...

Unplanned Pleasure On A Hill Station

Hi Friends.. This Rohit.I am back with my new story. After getting 100% positive feedback for my stories “My wife’s Pleasure My priority” and “The return of My wife’s Pleasure My priority”, I was too excited to write my next experience. However, I wanted to live up to the expectation of my fans so did not want to take a chance and disappoint them. One fine morning, I got a fan email and it was from a girl named Nisha. We started exchanging emails and started sharing our experiences too. It went...

Fanny Hill Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure Letter

Introduction:Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure, also known as Fanny Hill is a novel by John Cleland. Written in 1749, it is considered the first erotic novel, and has became a byword for the battle of censorship of erotica. Fanny's story, as she falls into prostitution and then rises to respectability, takes the form of a confession that is coloured by copious and explicit physiological details of her carnal adventures.During my visit to London for studies where we had an Old Ancestral Home, I...

Horny Desires Of Sara 8211 Part 1 A Visit To A Hill Station

Hi, Vinay, here from Chennai, 39-year-old, here to tell you about a visit to a hill station. Beautiful things in life happen to people who dare to take risks and travel that extra mile to get what they want. People may call you mad or say you are bad if you are expressive about your desire for something. The mind should be bare, and we should dare to get the things that we love and want in life. I was on my quarterly office trip along with my entire staff. We had achieved record-breaking sales...

Tales of Culverin HillChapter 29 Greetings

Present Day “Just how much longer will this take?” asked Jenny Brownell. She was in the third row of the minivan, and not amused. Her brother Nick rolled his eyes at the complaint. One or the other of his sisters had been whining about the drive for hours. “Give it a rest, Jenny.” He was in the center row so that he could pass along any final directions to his father. “Shove it!” she grumped. “Yeah, really. Are we even still in North Carolina? Are we lost?” asked his other sister, Mandy....

Porn Trends