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BEvERLEY HILL BILLIES PARODY Pt 1 free porn video
Any reader old as me or any one that watches old tv sitcoms will know the Beverley Hill Billies, all about hill billy Jedd Clampett Who was out hunting raccoons with his coon hound in Kentucky and shit at a coon, but missed, but the shot brought up a fountain of black ooze which turned out to be oil or “Texas Tea”. He immediately sold his mineral rights for a fortune and decided to buy a mansion in Beverley Hills, California so loaded up his old 1929 Ford Truck with Granny, Jedd,s Daughter Ellie Mae and nephew thicko Jethro and headed for The West Coast. Of course hill billies had no idea what living in mansions were like as they lived in ramshackle shacks with no running water or electricity, their toilet an outhouse, meals cooked on cooking fires, baths taken in front of a fire in water boiled before hand, laundry done in a stream beat on a rock and dried in the open air. Of course when the Clampettscarrivebin L.A, the company who bought the mineral rights appoint a financial adviser to look after their finances and that,s when the fun begins. Jedd is most interested in learning more about California culture while Granny continues to do the cooking, cleaning and washing enlisting Ellie Mae and Jethro to help with the chores. Ellie Mae, a pretty little thing wants to learn about fashion and how rich girls function, but is still contaminated by hill thinking while Jethro is not the brightest spark by a long shot though he thinks he,s the business! We join the Clampetts one day as they decide to take in the sea air on the beach. They load the truck with a tent to change clothes in, a windbreak and loads of food plus new swim suits. They arrive about ten a.m. and immediately The men pitch the tent and the wind break while granny and Ellie Mae build a fire and start cooking a meal. Once they,d eaten Ellie Mae changed into her new bikini and Jedd Wasn,t impressed. “Go back and put something on!” He told her. “But Pa this IS what women folk wear on the beach called a bikini.” “Don,t care what they call it you need to wear more than a bandage.” he reproached her while Jethro had put on an old 1930s type bathing suit till she relented and put on a conservative one piece costume which did her no favours. “You look real purty in thet outfit!” Jethro complimented her “well I don,t Feel very pretty.” she replied. “Why Ellie Mae?” he asked. “Cause it don,t show off my titties and pussy hairs like my bikini does.” she confessed. “Why don,t you just take it if and go skinny dipping like we do in the crick back in Kentucky Ellie Mae?” “Cain,t let all these strangers see me in the muddy, Can we?” she giggled. “Suppose not.” he agreed. They played around in the water for a while before they decided to get some sun. Behind the wind breaker Ellie Mae and Jethro had virtual privacy as granny and Jedd listened to country music on the truck,s radio. Ellie Mae had handed a tube of sun cream to Jethro and let him rub some in her legs, then her face and shoulders. “If,n I lower my top will you rub some in my titties Jethro?” she asked mischieviously. “Sure Thing Ellie Mae.” He agreed as she bared her small pert breasts to him so he could massage cream into them. Once he,d finished with her boobs she lowered her bottoms and let him massage her thighs, her ample buttocks and lastly her pussy. “Oh Jethro. Why don,t you eat my Pussy?” she sighed. “That,s cruel! Jethro jumped to his feet dropping the sun cream as he left the wind break and approached Jedd and granny. “What,s Eatin, you Boy?” Jedd asked. “Ellie Mae just asked me to eat her Pussy and I Ain,t gonna kill old Molly Kin’s and don,t like the taste of pussy cats any ways.” “You gotta lot to learn Jethro.” Jedd and granny laughed. Ellie Mae came out now dressed back in a Boy,s checked shirt and jeans with sandals. “ You can wear your bandage bikini in the seement pond, but not here.” Jedd told her. “Okay Pa. Will do!” she smiled. “Jethro is a doofus.” “Yes I despair for that boy. How am I ever gonna teach him about the birds and bees?” “Can I help him Pa? It,d help me get some practise for courtin,” “Ellie Mae. I think you,ll be flagging, a dead horse!” “Let me try Pa.” “Okay. But still think you,re on a loser.” “We,ll see.” “Jedd. You shouldn’t, let your daughter do sexy stuff like that with that Jethro!” Granny scolded. “Granny. Ellie Mae Done got her work cut out if she can get any where with Jethro.” Jedd chuckled. “Hmm. Remember how long it took his Ma to trick his Pa into knocking, her up and that boy,s just like his Pa Zeke.” Granny chuckled as she smoked her corn cob pipe. “Jethro.” Ellie Mae began. “I see your cock is all stiff again. Would you like me to take care of it for you?” “Oh Would You Please Ellie Mae?” He asked. After jerking his male meat a while she asked. “Like me to suck it?” Jethro happily nodded and she began to gobble him. “Jethro now stick him in and don,t stop till You cumin my cunt!” she ordered him. TBC
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