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How do you solve a problem like Maria Part twoIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.Georg von Trapp was such a man and having served gloriously in the Austro -Hungarian Navy during the first world war with distinction and valour had been rewarded with the title Baron von Trapp and a generous pension along with two hundred hectares of prime Farmland . With the land came several farms a...
How do you solve a problem like Maria Part twoIt is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.Georg von Trapp was such a man and having served gloriously in the Austro -Hungarian Navy during the first world war with distinction and valour had been rewarded with the title Baron von Trapp and a generous pension along with two hundred hectares of prime Farmland . With the land came several farms a...
Chapter Four How do you solve a problem like Maria Chapter fourMaria stood naked as the Baron walked around her inspecting her carefully.Tapping his riding crop against his tweed trousers . Maria had a slight, not unpleasant smell of carbolic soap and her short blonde hair was clean and fresh. Her body was in fact as near perfect as could be.Maria hardly fitted the stereotypical Germanic picture of...
“ How do you solve a problem like Maria”?Chapter eightThere was a time in the history of man when women and girls were never consulted about anything of importance. Wives and daughters, servants and lower classes did as they were told .Mothers had some power over their own c***dren but the final say was at the complete discretion of the man of the household.This was even more so when that man was a Baron or “Ritter” of the Austrian Empire.A man such as...
Mrs Collins opened the door to Mrs Howard, her cleaner who immediately asked “did you give Ellie the spanking as we discussed?” She could tell from Mrs Collin’s face she hadn’t. Mrs Collins answered somewhat sheepishly “Well I saw how red her bottom was after you had spanked her and felt sorry for her.” “I see. So, how has she been this week with you?” “Oh you know, just like any 16 year old I suppose.” “You mean she was rude to you again.” “I guess” Mrs Collins said quietly. ...
Spanking“How do you solve a problem like Maria”?Chapter Six “or Seven …………..Poor Elsa’s arse was still on fire despite the soothing bath and the lotion so lovingly applied by Georg.She had been so brave to accept the spanking, caning and tawsing that Georg had decreed was appropriate. Her bottom would be bright red for weeks but even that couldn’t ease the itch between her legs.She still craved cock! Sometimes Elsa though that she could fuck every man in Austria and still beg for...
Introduction: This is a sex parody to the show American Dad, where Steve winds up fucking his sister Haley, and his MILF of a mother Francine. (How it started) It was a quite day in the Smiths house due to the down pour of rain outside. Steve was playing video games, when he felt a surprising urge to jerk off. So Steve closed the door, whipped out a big tit Asians magazine, and got to business. Steve was in a deep jerk off session, and was about to climax. Steve started speeding up, when...
Sex Trek: Voyeur (A Sexual Parody of Star Trek Voyager) by Miss Swallows.com (The names have been changed slightly for copyright infringement avoidance.) ================================================== Captains Log Star date 9801.01 It has been several years since we’ve made our trek back home to the Alpha Quadrant. The crew’s morale lately has been low and I must say something is going to have to be done to boost it soon, or we’re going to be in trouble. People are reporting late for...
Andy Griffith Parody: Barney Makes His Rounds (Part One)It was all that dern Gomer's fault.As Barney pulled away from the courthouse he noticed that a rear tire was low. Wally's filling station did not open until 10:00 on Mondays because that was the day that he took his sister to the foot doctor. Barney looked at his watch. 8:25. Maybe he could rouse Gomer from his cot in station's backroom and get him to turn on the air compressor (No charge for air....).The front of the station was dark, so...
Sex Trek: Voyeur (A Sexual Parody of Star Trek Voyager) by Miss Swallows.com(The names have been changed slightly for copyright infringement avoidance.) ==================================================Captains Log Star date 9801.01 It has been several years since we’ve made our trek back home to the Alpha Quadrant. The crew’s morale lately has been low and I must say something is going to have to be done to boost it soon, or we’re going to be in trouble. People are reporting late for their...
How do you solve a problem like Maria A parody based on ‘The sound of Music’ The year is 1936 and just above an ancient convent outside Saltsberg a pretty young blonde girl is singing on a grassy hill. Maria was an orphan who lived at the convent as a novice with twelve other young girls of various ages. Maria is a slight girl of five feet in stature and has honey blonde hair and these are her adventures at the convent and at Captain Von Trapp’s mansion where the good captain lives with his...
How do you solve a problem like MariaA parody based on "The sound of Music" The year is 1936 and just above an ancient convent outside Saltsberga pretty young blonde girl is singing on a grassy hill.Maria was an orphan who lived at the convent as a novicewith twelve other young girls of various ages.Maria is a slight girl of five feet in stature and has honeyblonde hair and these are her adventures at the conventand at Captain Von Trapp's mansion where the goodcaptain lives with his six...
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Introduction: This was meant to be the piece that loosely ties up the arc of a few of my other pieces. Orgies Can Solve All Kinds of Problems For all the things that can be said about my wife, Amy never let it be thought that she isnt smart. So it was only a matter of time before she became aware of my indiscretions. To be truthful I think I was getting a little sloppy. I would come home late without calling, smelling like other women, but it wasnt like her hands were clean either. Our...
Bob and his sister, Betty, sat at a table with Steve Reynolds. During the evening, Bob and Steve reached an agreement on a farm Steve owned. The Two-hundred-eighty-acre property sat a couple of miles outside of town. Because of the expansion in the area, part of the land had been zoned for residential development.“I’ll have my attorney draw up the documents and get them over to you, Bob,” Steve said.“I appreciate you’re giving me the first shot at the property, Steve,” Bob replied.“You’re...
IncestWe flew into Barcelona on the 26th May. We had booked a week at a hotel at Tossa del Mar, a small coastal village about 25 miles to the north of the city. A car from the hotel met us at the airport and as we drove along the coast road I understood why the area was called 'The Costa Brava', The Rugged Coast. Tossa del Mar had escaped the over-development suffered by other coastal villages as it did not have the large beaches of the Costa Blanca or Costa del Sol. Instead, the small secluded...
Judy sat across from her mother at the table, eating her breakfast. Her mom sipped her coffee while watching her daughter. It was easy to see something was bothering her.“What’s up? You look upset about something,” Betty said.Judy shrugged her shoulders as she stared into her bowl of cereal. Betty waited a moment and said, “Well, you’re clearly upset.”“My life sucks!” Judy said.“What happened now?”Betty had listened to her daughter complaining about things for the past few years. She knew Judy...
IncestLeaving the castle after visiting with Ingeburg, Pelle strode for Tilke's forge. He found his friend and the mason Wenzel waiting for him. For the next two hours, Pelle tried to explain to the mason what he wanted and how he wanted it to be built. It turned out that the master mason had seen permanent kilns in his young years when he had been a journeyman mason in southern lands. They compared what they knew, and agreed on a construction similar to an oversized beehive. Pelle wanted to have...
Note : This story is completely fictional! Hey readers, I am Dheer of 20 years old. Normal physique with 5’8” and weighing 67kg. I am student of B.S.C second year. My father is a commission agent of spices so he normally remains at tour after every fifteen day for ten days. My mom is normal housewife who loves to work in her kitchen and household works. Now very important and main character of this story my sister Sneha she is 18 years now and studying in high school. She is 5’2” in height and...
IncestDante and Marci were on a trip, staying at the Excelsior, when they met Libby Laura and Mars. Mars: dark and good-looking and sixteen. At the party, Marci began conversing with Mars and found out about his knowing Mercury from school. Libby Laura had been talking to him when Marci introduced herself to him, and Marci had taken her for his girlfriend. Libby Laura was a classmate of Mars's at Summerhill and they had just encountered each other at the party. Libby Laura was a petite and pretty...
Men Are From Venus, Women Are From Mars By Roy Del Frink CHAPTER ONE: GETTING OFF THE GROUND It all started innocently enough. As you are probably fully aware, I'm C. J. Floyd, the cracker industrialist. One out every five crackers sold on Earth is a Floyd cracker. But there's more to me than crackers. I'm also a wealthy owner, No. 42 on the latest Forbes 500. I own the Floyd Foundation, and I donate a third of my earned millions into that charitable fund every year. And I've...
After her meeting with Ms. Storey that lunchtime and on hearing that the strict young deputy headmistress was going to allow Rebecca Mulligan to carry out her plan to deal with Miss Manson, the head of Music at St Katherine’s School did not hang around for long after the end of the school day. Once she had taken the full school orchestra for their after-school practice she returned to the Music office, packed her bag and hurried to her car. She arrived home just after 5 pm and decided that she...
SpankingNovember 1978 I wasn’t totally sure about Jennifer’s plan, but I’d decided to go with it. Something about having a third, or fourth, person involved turned loose a wild side in Jennifer that made her a very different person. We had discussed it somewhat, but we would need to talk about it further, especially if she went through with her plan. I woke up early, as was my habit, swam, showered, and ate breakfast. I only saw Stephanie briefly as we passed in the hallway before she left for...
Mars Base: Federation Side Thirteen-year-old Mitchell Young sat back from his computer screen, looked at the final design of the APES, and watched the simulation run. Within seconds, they had devastated a unit of T'Lari warriors. Reaching over to the keypad, he typed in a few commands and watched the T'Lari change to battle Mechs and it took a little bit longer but they were able to wipe out the twenty Mechs for the loss of only five of the APES. With a grin, he said, "It's going to...
Whatever tension there had been the previous day between Jean and me was quickly dissipated in a day of glorious diving on the Wall at Little Cayman. Our group was uncharacteristically small. Margi, of course was our Dive Master. Ian and Jan joined us and that was it, just us five while Gladys' other guests choose to take the day off. Margi said she'd like to dive with us and asked if we might stay well within a safe profile, for she wanted Ian and Jan to stay closer to her. My selfish...
Before you EVEN close this, I have one thing to say. This is not about smoking pot. This is about something a tad more personal. No matter how much I try, I can only last seven minutes. So why the title? Do the math: seven minutes, each with sixty seconds. 420. At first I thought I was normal. I mean… seven minutes of sex is nothing to sneeze at. It wasn’t like I shot off the instant I got hard. I got the idea to time myself from listening to my friends talk about how long they...
Marilee and my mother quickly became friends and she was in our house almost every day. We all began to call her Aunt Marilee. Most of my dad’s friends wanted to bang her but she showed no interest and after a while I overheard them call her a cock tease and other names. She was so fucking cute and sexy without even trying, that I jerked off to her almost every night. It was about eight months after Marilee moved in which was the same time I started dating my first girlfriend...
The camera zooms in on Mariko waiting outside for the host at the beginning of the scene. As they talk, she gives the host details about her marriage. The host takes the usual counterpoint, if you're married for ten years, why come here? Mariko's sex life has been bland, and her husband is not so affectionate with her. She's also interested in being filmed, which interests the host very much.The two walk to the filming location and talk more about her personal life, sex life, and why she's...
Lora was still naked from her shower and I hadn’t gotten dressed. I hugged Lora and we kissed. “Marja, is there anything special you want us to do?” Marja shook her head. “Just what you normally do. When you finish, Jack, I’d love it if you’d do it in Lora. I very much want to see you spill inside your sister. Lora, if you’ll let me, I want to lick you and taste your juices and Jack’s sperm.” Lora looked delighted. “Yeah! That sounds cool!” “Let me hit the head,” I said. I went into the...
Mission To Mars By Alessandra Lews Even with whole technological progress that the future had brought, the world had not still liberated of an old problem... unemployment. Eduardo was unemployed for several months. Somebody that had met success for several years faced collections, late bills and was ready to be spilled of his apartment. To complete the misfortune, his girlfriend had abandoned him. 'Better this way,' he thought. 'for she was only interested in my bank...
“So yeah, I’ll be late for dinner”, my wife said over the speakerphone located in the storage alcove adjacent to my classroom. I could hear papers on her desk rustling over the phone line. She was distracted by work, so I might be able to stumble my way through this, so to speak. “I might not even make it until late. Go ahead and have something on your own. You’re always eating at your desk anyways, so that’ll be fine. I just wanted to let you know before you thought anything bad happened.” On...
They like to call you an "exorcist" but you're more than that! You don't only deal with ghosts, demons, and evil spirits! There's also thefts, "murders" , ninjas, etc.! You have a much larger scope than other people actually think you have, you'll solve anyone's problem (as long as there are cute girls involved) because you are... THE PROBLEM SOLVER - handsome - wealthy -fit -and "skilled" ! But how did a mysterious man like you get all this? Well it's quite simple really. Back when you were...
FantasySamara was now fourteen with short blue-black hair and golden amber eyes. She was petite and even her breasts where tiny. She wore glasses she had ever since she was little, a navy blue tunic and a white skirt with an olive green jacket. Samara was never the one to speak up much she was just she shy girl. But with her sweet little Shinx who had evolved into mostly silent Luxray. Soon after she found Luxray all those years ago she found out that her Pokémon could use telepathy to talk to...
Carley and I ate dinner in a restaurant I knew well. Afterwards, we walked through the nightclub district of Milan, people-watching and enjoying the street performers who worked the crowds. We drank wine sitting outside a couple of bars. Carley was happy and talkative. As we walked into one of the many plazas, I glanced to my right at a particularly ugly statue. Suddenly, a hand appeared, reaching for my right side at about belt level. At home, I always carry a handgun right there and I’ve...
The spaceship got under way, and they headed off to Mars. This Explorer ship was one of their newest at about 120m long and 60m at its widest. It looked like a flattened oblong. It had two liveable decks that were about 3m high with a meter crawl space between. Helm, food-prep, a sickbay, a rec-room and labs were on this deck. Six bunkrooms were on the second deck, with perishable storage and a communal bathroom. The third deck was the biggest and housed the transporter that seated four of...
Note: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity between the characters in this story and any actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. This story is copyright 2012 by Kyrie Hobson. Permission is hereby given to share this story on the World Wide Web, provided that (a) no charge of any kind, including, but not limited to, subscription fees, is made in connection with access to the story, (b) the story is reprinted in its entirety, including this notice, and (c) proper...
Since I was home from school on the semester break, I took my sister to a nice restaurant on the night before her 16th birthday. “How’s your love life?” I asked her with a smile as we studied the big menus. She shook her lovely head. “I have none. Boys are disgusting.” “Your pardon, miss? All of them?” “Present company excepted. You’re hardly a ‘boy’.” “What caused this?” She sniffed and raised her menu....
Hi, readers, its me Raju again. I am getting overwhelming response from all readers. This time I will tell you how A young girl was fucked by me. There is A family living in our neighborhood in bhopal, they have two daughters naming ritu and komal, her mother works in A school and father is in bank out of Bhopal. Both girls are very cute and I was interested more in komal. One day komal come to me in noon saying that she is facing some problem in opening the orkut on net. I told her let me see...
IncestMONOLOGUE OR HOW I SOLVED THE SERVANT PROBLEM By Monica Graz Based on an older story by Jane Hunter It all sounds perfectly dreamy darling. You have been away four months, haven't you, on that great floating palace? Sun, sea, all you could drink and eat. Just heaven! Oh well, you certainly deserved it, though I must say I envy you dreadfully. And one of these days you really are going...
My name is Fiyero Andreyev. I was born and raised to the age of seventeen years, in St. Petersburg, Russia. I relocated to the promising soils of the American States with my then-fiancee, Natassia Kaczmarek in the search of a fortuitous career. After struggling through a couple of harsh years with little money and minimal food, I was blessed enough to procure employment from an eccentric and well-renowned artist from France named Cyrille Amoussou. The brilliant Amoussou paid me rather...
IncestOf course in some ways my life had taken a massive upturn recently; Lilith, my genie, was still as eager to please as the day I got her and I fucked her most nights, the thought of a blowjob before starting on a mounting pile of homework had kept me going for the last hour and a half. When the school bus finally came to my stop I was glad to leave the chattering of year sevens behind even though it meant a ten minute trudge through the driving rain in nothing but a school uniform. Making...
The circle of friends in our neighborhood that likes to fool around is getting bigger and bigger. My friend Marlee would seem to be an obvious choice to let her lesbian urges go and join in the fun that the rest of us have on a regular basis. Marlee is a free spirited blonde that seems to still be clinging to her hippie values. Free love described this 44-year-old perfectly. She's never been married, but and has been linked romantically with several younger men in town, and rumor has been going...
Judy sat across from her mother at the table, eating her breakfast. Her mom sipped her coffee while watching her daughter. It was easy to see something was bothering her. “What’s up? You look upset about something,” Betty said. Judy shrugged her shoulders as she stared into her bowl of cereal. Betty waited a moment and said, “Well, you’re clearly upset.” “My life sucks!” Judy said. “What happened now?” Betty had listened to her daughter complaining about things for the past few years. She...
True story? You decide A couple of years ago, I decided to lose weight and bought a bike for exercise. A few years later, I got a gym membership. Last Christmas, because I got tired of riding the bike in rush hour I got an elliptical machine. Between the workouts at home and at the gym and the long bike rides, I was, if I do say so myself, turning into middle-aged stud muffin. As I was trimming up, my wife of fifteen years was making no headway. She was always on the heavy side. With the...
ToysTrue to his word, a huge crowd attended the premier. "Live at the Hollywood Bowl, Dong, the Eighth Wonder of the World, XXX Adult Show" the signs promised. The people took their seats, speculating on what they were about to see. Many rumors had filtered out, some mostly accurate and some much less so. Anne and Jack waited backstage. Jack in a tuxedo, Anne wearing only a lacy matching set of bra and panties. "You nervous, Anne?" Jack asked. "Mmmm, ready to soak through my panties is more...
Anne came to, already moaning, on account of Dong's tentacles slowly fucking her pussy and asshole, and gently squeezing her ample breasts. She opened her eyes, smiled, and said, "Mmmmm, baby, that feels so nice. Don't stop." They were in a large cave, with Dong mostly submerged in a subterranean lake that filled the area, though he was clearly being careful to keep Anne above water. Hearing her voice, Dong gurgled softly and started moving, climbing out of the water and into daylight....
With the rising of the sun also came a dense morning fog, so visibility was not much better than before. The men arrived at a waterline of an inland shore. "You think these patterns in the sand might be the tracks Dong leaves behind?" Karl asked. "Shh. You hear that?" Jack interrupted. The sound of splashing came from off in the distance. "He's just ahead of us, crossing through here. And look, the beach curves around in that direction over there. Follow me, men!" He set off around the...
"Alright, so in the morning we'll get another group together to go ashore. A couple of them that almost shit their pants today, they stay behind this time. Pick out guys that can handle themselves," Karl said. "We'll bring our trading materials along with us, see if we can't bribe our way into getting to see what's what around here." "So you really think we can make friends with those island assholes?" Jack asked. "And why not? Besides, there's no choice. I've got to see for...
"Do you see anything? The fog is a good sign, right?" Anne asked. "The sonar shows we're close to something, alright," Anglerod confirmed. "And it's the island we're looking for? How can we tell?" said Anne. "The mountain that looks like an erect cock and balls," Karl said. "Oh, that's right, I remember you mentioned that," Anne replied. "Here's the shore. You can hear the waves breaking," Anglerod observed. "Wait, those aren't breakers. It's drums," Jack...
"Beautiful," Jack said, coming up behind Anne as she stood at the railing, staring out over the ocean. "Yes, It's a wonderful view," she replied. "I wasn't talking about the sea," he said. She turned towards him, revealing that the plunging neckline of her dress left very little to the imagination regarding her large breasts, or to the fact that she wasn't wearing a bra. "Flatterer," she said with an inviting smile. Jack smiled back. "I hear you've been getting along well with...
by the Perv Otaku Based on "King Kong", Screen Play by James Creelman and Ruth Rose, from an idea conceived by Edgar Wallace and Marian C. Cooper And the ancestor said: "And lo, beauty looked upon the strength of the beast. And she stayed her feet from running. And from that day, she was as one enslaved." - Old Japanese Proverb ACT I The ship sat quietly at the dock as Easton approached. A single guard stood post at the gangway. "Hey, is this the film crew ship?" he asked. "The...
When I woke up I was in a bathtub, in what looked like an abandoned warehouse. I was completely naked and my arms and legs were both restrained to each other. As I was looking around I noticed cameras in each corner of the room near the ceiling, a door in the far wall and there was also a TV on one wall. The second I looked at the TV it turned on to show a little porcelain doll. After a couple of seconds of looking at this doll, a very soft, strange voice emitted from the TV. It said: “You...
Ann awoke. Her throat was parched. It actually hurt. Too much seawater. She could hear the waves breaking nearby. How had she survived? She remembered the fishing vessel and how it suddenly capsized in rough seas. There wasn’t time to signal the Coast Guard. The ship sank quickly. Oh. Jack. Surely he made it. She rose up. Her right shoulder was bruised and felt numb. She was alone. Something roared horrendously in the distance. She jolted to her feet. She was weak. Wobbly. She felt she...
I couldn’t believe it. Dad and mom were getting a divorce! Dad – Vincent Cassell – met mom – Monica Bellucci – in 1996 on the set of the movie The Apartment. They dated for three years before “tying the knot” August 3, 1999. I was conceived that night and born May 7, 2000. My sister Diva was born in 2004 and Lonie in 2010. My parents were only married fourteen years, I couldn’t believe it was over! I was taking it hard. I sat in the living room,...
Charlie Brown lay on his bed in his room playing with his little dick and thinking about the pretty little red-haired girl. She was so cute and he was sure he was in love with her. He wanted her so badly and she was all he ever thought about. He remembered the first time he saw her on the way to school. She had been in front of him some twenty feet and her little ass was making her pretty green dress swing from side to side, high enough so that every once in a while he got a glimpse of her...
What would you do if I danced in the nude, would you cum when we all make love? Hold me tightly in your arms, our bodies will fit like a glove. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends Get some with a little help from my friends What would you do when I quiver and shake, would you turn out the light and sleep? Put your tongue here and kiss me, my dear, free your mind, you have nothing to fear. Gonna cum with a little help from my friends. Get some with a little help from my friends.
Its 3:00 am, and Phil and Clair Dunfy are sitting at home worried sick about their 16 year old daughter Haley. She went out earlier in the night with one of her friends that everyone knows is a slut, named Jenna. Clair was wearing her wooly nightgown pants, and a white tank top. Her ass was so nice you could see it bounce side to side in the baggy pants as she paced across the living room floor waiting for Haley to arrive home. Finally, Haley stumbles in the front door, looking sexy as ever....
01-31-20XX Defendant Lobby No. 3 5:30 PM "Oh god... Oh god oh god oh god, I can't believe I'm finally doing this." I'm hyperventilating. I'm actually hyperventi- I never hyperventilate! If the court sees me like this, they'll all know that I'm not ready for this! Okay... Okay, calm down Eliza. Calm calm calm calm calm- You can do this. It may be your first case, but you can do this! You've trained for this! You studied for this! YOU EARNED THIS! YOU. WILL. NOT. FAIL. My name is Eliza Hope. I'm...