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The South African Fiery Night-jar’s mournful lament, ‘Good Lord, Deliver Us’, filled the night air as Naomi, Sam and I, Celeste sat around the fire. We were silent, listening to the sounds of the night. The fire cast flickering shadows on our naked bodies. I broke the silence.

‘Naomi, where did you learn about South African plants?’

Naomi took a deep breath, as if scooping up enough courage to reveal a secret. ‘I was raised by a sangoma, a medicine woman.’

‘But I thought you were American.’

‘I left South Africa to start a new life but after a few mishaps in America and my lover dumping me, I wanted to return to my roots.’

‘Well, I’m glad you did,’ said Sam. ‘Without you the meal wouldn’t have been so tasty.’

‘And I wouldn’t have eaten your pussy,’ said I. It felt strange and exiting to relax naked around the fire after our first day on an adult reality TV program being shot in the South African bush. It felt great to being filmed while we made love on the riverbank. Licking a pussy while being fucked from behind helped me trust my companions for our survival for the next twenty-seven days.

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