Birthday Erotica
You ever had one of those days? I had received a grade of 53 on one of my papers, (also somehow managing to spell the professors name incorrectly), had a house guest from hell who would not leave, the possibility of getting mono from my roommate, (who had such a bad case that he had to go to the hospital) and had the Head Resident Advisor track me done because said house guest did not leave when they were supposed to, and confirm with me that they were indeed gone. Then, the next day, I...