To Clumsy Feet and Prada Knock Offs
I’m 18 and I’m still a virgin. Yes, I know: it sounds like something from an AA meeting. Hi, my name is Devlin Grey, I’m 18, and I’m a virgin. Please help cure me of my disability. Really, though, it’s embarrassing! Christ, if the guys knew, they would never stop harassing me. What a loser you are, Dev, can’t even bag a chick. It’s not that I can’t bag a chick, I’ve had girlfriends – lots of girlfriends – and I’ve even played around with some of them. I’ve sucked on some titties, and gave...