The Con
The Con What am I supposed to tell you about myself? I'm a bastard? Is that what you want to hear? Pick a word, I'll cop to it. I don't care what people think of me. I do my own thing, and the only person I have to worry about is me. Which is why it is total bullshit that I had to put on this tie and stand here in front of this decrepit old judge and let him tell me what I'm supposed to do. "Son, you have real issues with people, don't you? I see from your record that you've been...