Albert Gets His Wish
Let me tell you about Albert. He lives down my road and he’s much older than me, always talking about sex, and flirting. He can’t help himself.Albert lost his wife many years ago and lives alone. He doesn’t drive and, because the bus service in our village is spasmodic, I often give him a lift to the big shops. I don’t actually remember how I got roped into being his personal chauffeur, it just kind of happened.Countless times I asked him to cease his lewd behaviour — but it only made him...
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