Star Wars Self insert as Sheev Palpatine
The day after the inauguration of Sheev Palpatine as Chancellor, Chancellor's suit, recording started after detecting an anomaly in the office. Ah! What? Where? This doesn't look like my house... and I don't remember drinking yesterday... The sound moving What!? What the fuck? Is that? Shuffling sounds. No. No. Nononono. It can't be. Where am I? Ah! My head! Courusant? Wait, how did I know it? Moving sounds. My hands? The mirror! Where is some mirror Moving sounds. Ah... ha.... ha... The sound...