Bad Grinch sex
On Christmas morn, I arose my bed and my strumpetIntent on the summit of Mount KrumpitOn the crest of a new fallen snow I climbed higherThinking of all the girls I wished I'd fucked down in the shire.When what to my wondering ears did I hear from a cave to the south, but, "Open up wide, fat boy and I'll stick this in your mouth!!"Creeping to the edge of a cliff there was a caveFrom which I heard a man cry out wanting to be saved!It was St Nicholas himself strapped face down ona large wooden...