I Saw Mommy Kissing the Grinch
Two days after Carol broke up with me, our division was shut down. I don't think this was coincidence; she was much better connected to things going on above us in the company than I ever was. I think she didn't want to have to deal with a boyfriend who'd just been laid off, especially this close to the holidays when there's basically nothing you can do about it besides mope around. But there was something I had to do about it; I had to find work, some kind of work, fast, because with my...