Jimmy
So my names Jimmy, i'm in my early twenties and last night i got well hammered with the lads from my local football team, because we won a match, finally.Anyway, this morning, i awoke on the living room sofa, with a heavy head and a dry mouth, and my mother yelling at me from the kitchen."Jimmy your breakfast is ready!" she cried.I groaned unhappily having been woken up that way and then replied "Yeah. in a minute!""Not in a minute, now!" my mother replied firmly."It's going to get burnt!" she...