Cookies and MILF
I sat in silence as the Police Lab Technician activated the locator device strapped just above my left shoe. He pressed a couple of icons on his Tablet, and indicator lights illuminated on both the anklet and the control box sitting on the kitchen counter. "Welcome to house arrest, John," he said with a devilish smile. "Remember what Dorothy said in the Wizard of Oz...? There's no place like home, there's no place like home? That's your new mantra. Learn it ... live it ... love it." We went...