Lexy and the Delivery Boy
My first wife left me for a drummer in an acid rock band and my second wife left me for an old college girlfriend. That being the way my luck usually seems to go I decided that I would never bother getting married again. So why did I marry a third time knowing that the marriage couldn't possibly last a year, two years at most? I have to blame my father for that. From the time I was old enough to understand words my father preached responsibility. To him the mark of a man was being responsible...