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Jokes and GigglesChapter 553
ANDY ROONEY ON SEX! When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory ... I don’t remember what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: nature’s way of saying, “No hard feelings...” There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the...