Mistaken Identity The Quest for the Golden Dildo
(Note: If you haven't read the original Mistaken Identity I recommend doing so. See Author's Note at the bottom.) You sit on the unforgiving metal bench of the antiquated ex-military cargo plane. The repetitive shaking and jostling is killing your back and ass, and that incessant deafening droning of the big propeller engines has you believing your hearing won't ever be the same. The old bucket creaks and rocks once more and you are thrown back against the wall of the plane yet again. Natali,...