A Christmas Carole
Bah! Humbug! My name is Ebeneezer Scrooge. Yes, that Scrooge. But that sack of shit, Charles Dickens, that wrote that story about me lied about the entire thing. It never happened that way. Let me set the story straight about the characters first and then I''ll tell you the real story, not the fictionalized version that asshole came up with. First—there's me, Ebeneezer Scrooge. I wasn't the old miser that asshole portrayed me to be. I was a fit man in his late forties who took good care...