Where the Hell Am I Chapter 4
With Homer down for the count, it was now up to me to feed both families. I decided not to fool around, but to kill an auroch, since that would hold us for a while. The problem was that I was a good killer, but I was also a lousy butcher. It seemed to me that the thing to do would be to take one of my wives with me to do the butchering after I had killed the beast. I would help her, but she would do most of the work. The wives discussed the situation and decided that Helgor should be the one...