knee pads
hello, can i help you find anything miss? the cute guy at the sporting goods store asked me as i walked down the aisle. oh, hi, yes, i’m looking for a pair of knee pads can you tell me where they are please? sure, follow me, we have several types, do you play volleyball? me? oh no. basketball? no, no. gymnastics, you look like a gymnast. i do? i asked him and giggled, no, i’m not a gymnast, then i remembered all the fun positions i’ve been in while having sex and smiled to myself. well, there...