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What s love without stupidity

Kevin kicked back the reclining chair, raising the footrest, and grabbed the remote to turn on the TV. He thought about watching something that might actually interest him, but he had been having trouble sleeping and settled on a football game. As someone who was not very interested in sports, he knew the game would act as a tranquilizer. As he began to drift off, he started thinking about her again, his mind wandering back to the first day they had met. Kevin and Casey had met on the...

Whats love without stupidity

Introduction: Young couple who fall in love and fall back out what will happen? The light fog added a moisture to the air. The coolness of the night wrapped around her like a wet towel, sending a shiver up her spine. She was lucky she knew the area so well, or she could have easily become lost. She looked through the trees at the house where he lived, slightly smiling at the one electric candle burning in the kitchen window. Kevin kicked back the reclining chair, raising the footrest, and...

Hero the EscapeChapter 8 B rank And more stupidity

Those weeks, I took care of the cooking and food gathering for my new students. Though, I did take a different apprentice with me each day when I gathered or hunted food giving lessons on the local plants, which were edible, which to avoid and which had medicinal attributes. The six of us also constructed a small wooden dwelling with the material that I acquired from the forest. I did most of the work, preferring the girls to get in the habit of practicing my unorthodox training. That and...

Stupid Maria

Who do I think I'm kidding? You're reading this on a site called stupidmaria.com - a so-called reality-style porn site about me and how stupid I am. So I'm thinking what's the use in trying to convince you that I'm not stupid? I don't know why my new webmaster (or do I call her webmistress if it's a girl?) wants me to write this. It's not a rebuttal. If I didn't want to be Stupid Maria, the best thing we could do is take the damned site offline. But that's not what I'm doing. I'm...

Was it Fate or Stupidity

I had to work a double shift last night, working through the night because someone called in sick.Our software firm deals with customers from all over the world, so we need people online twenty-four hours a day, to avoid losing business.The boss knew I was beat when he arrived at work and saw me. “Go on home, Jeff,” he advised.He had been pleasant towards me for several months now, which was unusual, and made me wonder what I had done to deserve it. With a weary smile, I answered him, “Good...

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Stupid

To the reader: I’ve always known that lies are never good, even when done for the right reason. This little story shows what can happen when the truth is hidden by fabrications and lies. Thanks to jo for editing. There is no sex in this story. This is fiction so, well, you know the routine. Enjoy. ******** ‘I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life but this takes the cake!’ I remember that thought flashing through my mind that as I ran head long down the alley. Then I don’t remember...

Women are Stupid

Yes, I know the title "Women Are Stupid" will cause an uproar. It's bound to in today's world. And when an author is assailed by critics - as I am sure to be - he inevitably backs off or tries to weasel his way out of the controversy or claims he's misunderstood. Or misquoted. Or something. Not me. I really believe it. Women ARE Stupid. I'll take it a step further. Not just some women, not even most women. All Women. They're ALL stupid. I have a story that illustrates it. I don't...

Pussy Stupid

"Mom I love him!" "I don't want to hear it. Not like this you won't. NOT like this!" "Please don't do this to me. I need him. So what if I'm willing to…" "SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP! You don't NEED a man. Haven't I taught you anything? Have you not learned?" "Yes… yes I've learned it all, but it's… it's…" "WHAT?" "It doesn't work mother. All this feminist crap you've been preaching, it's all crap!" "JESSICA!" "I'm so sorry mom. I didn't mean it...

Stupid young cunt

I'm getting older now and dont have the patience I used to have, really dealing with the stupid young cunt around now is almost not worth it.I have a steady piece of cunt that I use, its happy to have me around and I can always get a blowjob or a handy from it. When its on the rag I do it up the shitter too, only problem with it is that its vagina is a monster - really I think ist k** must have come out sideways -haha - no other way to explain how a vag could be that loose. But the best thing...

A Stupid Prize

It’s a boring Wednesday morning, A unemployed guy is sitting home half listening to the radio, thinking to himself how bad his life is. When his phone rings. He answers, Hello. Is this Michael Days, the man on the other end says. Yes. You just won the stupid prize of the day from ksyt. I did, he says in shock. Yes and all you have to do is say I’m more stupid then ksyt. O.k., I’m game, I’m more stupid then ksyt. All right, your prize is… a tour of the weather channel, please hold for...

Stupid is as stupid does secret 2

Stupid is as stupid does (secret 2) by Barney Well anyone that has read the history that I posted here under the title of secret will know of the dire consequences that awaited me if I was caught telling anyone. So what happened exactly? I will tell all again in this tale. The point at which I had told the original tale was where Matty had come out to me in the privacy of our flat before he/she and Tela had left for a vacation en femme. Tela's parting shot to me was the same...

Stupid Laws

Stupid Rules Janet L. Stickney [email protected] The introduction of new rules regarding equal opportunities for girls, allowing them to participate in all sports had consequences not envisioned by the writers of that law. At higher levels, separate but equal worked, but in the lower levels, well, it wasn't so good. For example, any girl could try out for the team, and if she was good enough, she had to be included. But Title X did not change any of the rules regarding personal...

Stupid Choices

This is a story about how a stupid mistake and even more stupid decisions spiraled out of control This is a story about how a stupid mistake and even more stupid decisions spiraled out of control. I write erotic stories. I have been writing for several years. As time went on the vanilla erotica turned to BDSM erotica. As that venue was explored in my stories, my husband and I started to dabble in BDSM in real life and I became bored with writing about it and moved to more extreme erotica...

Stupid wife

She drivers her audi and think she is a queenyet I know she is a bitch who dont take care of her man bbcShe was bragging at work like she do all the time about shit she do, very average things who dont deserve a story, but queen of the stupid go on to babble all day with anyone around to listen''He is going to freeze is ass here while i drink mojitos with the girls''she kept saying , her trip in the south starting tomorrow with her ''girlz''How easy and loud she let me know he will be home...

Stupid

It's about Humiliation and someone who's not yet at one with his other self but is forcibly outed. Please don't read it if you don't like the sound of this. Stupid Part I By Sascha Davison. "Oh... My... God!" I turned and the blood drained from my face. My ex girlfriend Deborah stood at the door to her room with an expression of utter shock. This was not surprising really because she had returned to her room to find me standing in front of her...

Stupid Young Whore

He fought hard to believe if what he had been noticing for a while now was true. It was difficult to conceive it would be that easy, easier to believe there was a catch. Daniel was twenty-eight years old and had had his fair share of flings and relationships, but nothing that would stick; nothing the way he’d have really hoped for. He felt his life was short of excitement, short of what he looked for in someone. Then, Diana appeared, and everything changed. She was his soon-to-be step-sister,...

Stupid Young Whore Chapter 1

He fought hard to believe if what he had been noticing for a while now was true. It was difficult to conceive it would be that easy, easier to believe there was a catch. Daniel was twenty-eight years old and had had his fair share of flings and relationships, but nothing that would stick; nothing the way he’d have really hoped for. He felt his life was short of excitement, short of what he looked for in someone. Then, Diana appeared, and everything changed. She was his soon-to-be step-sister,...

Stupid teen whore

He fought hard to believe if what he had been noticing for a while now was true. It was difficult to conceive it would be that easy, easier to believe there was a catch. Daniel was twenty-eight years old and had had his fair share of flings and relationships, but nothing that would stick; nothing the way he’d have really hoped for. He felt his life was short of excitement, short of what he looked for in someone. Then, Diana appeared, and everything changed. She was his soon-to-be step-sister,...

My Stupid ClitChapter 2

I spent the afternoon and night raging at my clit. For the hundredth time I thought about surgery, but I couldn’t get away from seeing that as mutilation, and it had been explained to me it would be basically the end of sexual arousal or nearly so. I wasn’t ready to give that up. In fact that very evening I got myself off with the stupid thing half a dozen times after making an early night of it. Fantasising about Chloé, of course! About Chloé, and me with normal genitalia. The next day I...

No stupid cunt

A city, somewhere, dawn The boys were breaking up after a night out. Stephan, barely standing, was elucidating to all who listened on his sexual life. Nobody listened, the drunken boys staggering forward in silent determination not to take to quadruped locomotion. They had spent their ticket fare on White Lightning - public transport was soooo overrated ... - I can fuck shree times ... no ... four timesh ... yeah four timesh ... every time ... and in the morning ... twish ... I...

The Saviour Of Stupid

__ Warning: A few things in this story might offend some people. Things like male-bashing, intolerance to non-smart people, stereotyping. But considering the perverted sexual things you’re here for, I don’t think it will be too big of an issue. No sex in this chapter. Mount Olympus, 2021, Throne room _“_Athena Darling, can you pass over one-eighth of that watermelon there?” Athena was momentarily stirred from her apathetic slumber, hearing a question from her left that she didn’t quite absorb...

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Dead Stupid

You know what happens when you tempt the Devil? You end up at an auto service station in the middle of nowhere on a holiday weekend while a guy tries to find a tire that will fit your car. That is how the Devil gets his due, all because I was too lazy and stupid to replace the spare tire after I had used it. Tomorrow I kept telling myself, Damn! The service station attendant, the same guy who had towed my car, hung up the phone and looked at me. "Mister, the shop in Oakdale has a tire that...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 21 Only the Lonely

By lunch, word of Peggy and me no longer dating was all anyone wanted to talk about. I had grabbed Yuri when he saw Peggy and Mitch holding hands. My little Russian tough guy had to be convinced I was okay with it. I appreciated he would be willing to deal with something like that. Peggy nodded to me to say thanks. Luckily, Mitch was none the wiser. I walked into lunch late, because I'd had to fend off Lisa Felton. She'd gotten it in her head I should take her to the Valentine's Dance on...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 32 Ohio State Football Camps

Tami and I had arrived in Columbus the night before, because the football staff wanted to show us around before sign in at eleven that morning. We were directed to the Woody Hayes Athletic Center. The facilities had been originally built in the late 80s. Recently they did an almost twenty million dollar upgrade and expansion. If there was a better football facility in the country, I wanted to see it. Tami and I went to reception to meet our guide who turned out to be a guy that looked like...

Deja Vu AscendancyChapter 159 My Stupid Way to Look Noble

Sunday, May 1, 2005 (Continued) I doubted Julia and Ava would be saying anything for a while, so it was a good time for me to leave. As I expected, so much time had passed that Carol wasn't in the bathroom. I was a bit too stinky to wander around the house for something that wasn't urgent, so I had a quick shower first. I finished my shower before Julia and Ava arrived - I must have left more cum in Julia than I'd thought - so I went looking for Carol. She wasn't in the kitchen. Sadly,...

Stupid BoyChapter 9 Hell Freezes Over

When I got to school who would have believed it, hell had frozen over. That's right hell froze over! How did I know? Jeff told me. "David, I thought you should know ... Hell froze over." Jeff usually wasn't one to make such biblical proclamations, so I knew it had to be something huge. "What is it?" Jeff looked around to make sure no one was listening. He pulled me over towards the entrance and turned me towards the parking lot. I gave him a quizzical look, "What am I looking...

Stupid BoyChapter 27 Tweaking the Media

I woke to find just Tracy in bed with me. She was curled up with her head on my shoulder as a pillow. I kissed her nose and got out of bed. She groaned, "What time is it?" "It is just after seven. We need to meet Rafael at 8:00 to see the rough draft of the commercial. I'm going to call down and have them have our breakfast ready in the dining room. What do you want?" "French toast with bacon," Tracy said as she rolled out of bed. I will never get tired of seeing her naked body. She...

StupidChapter 2

I was born in 1982, my parents were one among the several people I studied to understand life. Dad worked hard. He had a job that helped us have a home. He worked 40 yrs at the same place. He was intelligent, but I don't know, he always wished things were better but never made an effort. Do I wish that he made more money, buy us more things, make some friends, fight the world, and be my hero? May be, I did. Now I respect him for whatever he did. If he was happy being worried, sad, lonely,...

Stupid Cunt

"I fucking knew it, you jerk! You have been having an affair with her!" Jenna screamed while shedding tears."No, no, no, sweetie," I pleaded, coming to her. "It's not what it looks like," I told her, grabbing her hands."Oh, really? Then what is it? Are you two just playing naked charades?" she wondered, putting her hands up."No, I just..." I whimpered before I bit my lip and waved my hands around."You just what, Tony? You are a jackass! She shows off her panties and asks about our sex life,...

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hey, it's me again, 'mr.-boring-but-safe', & not a cock-sucking, &/or balls-licking homo, hah-hah, heh-heh, www.Godhatesfags.com, hah-hah, heh-heh, … & now that I myself have got that being of the introduction, &/or preliminaries out of the way for this Friday of the weekend being as it is something like the last of the second month within that being of the new calendar year after the old one had ended for that being of two-thousand, & eighteen, or twenty-eighteen, or what...

Stupid Mistake

Stupid Mistake By Donna Williams I first discovered the sensual feeling of nylon nighties while detailed to clean out my parent's basement. These nighties were my mothers when she was a teenager. They had a musty smell from their storage in the damp basement, and I really have no idea what possessed me to try them on. However, once on, I had my first erection and, after a few minutes, my first orgasm. I then found a couple of dresses and skirts, and tried...

Stupid II

Stupid (Part II) By Sascha Davison "Okay, sweetie, this is what's going to happen next." purred Deborah. Deborah and Isabelle had come down to my room having spent a long hour up in Deborah's room together. I had changed back into my male clothes. Deborah was standing with her hands on her hips and with the help of her beige tight skirt and brown knee high boots, she had assumed her usual air of somebody not to be messed with. Isabelle stood at the door...

Stupid Part III

Okay, part II wasn't as good as part I. Here's part III and like the other two parts, it's silly stuff, but I hope you like it. You can e-mail me at [email protected] Stupid part III Next morning I was woken up by a banging on my door early in the morning. Deborah walked in with a huge grin on her face. She was wearing tight jeans with heals and a loose shirt. "And how is our little slut this morning? Been dreaming about real men? I hope you're ready for a busy day...

A Stupid Mistake

Author's Note: This is more or less canon/non-canon to my next big story dubbed 'Crimson City'. The first two paragraphs will take place in that story but everything afterwards is just a fun TG tale since CC is going to be very dark. "Again there is nothing that I can do. I could make it so your daughter has either always known she's been a girl or make her somewhat happy with the situation. I sincerely apologize for what happened," Emmi Lams said to the man standing in front of...

Stupid Young Whore Chapter 2

Daniel looked at the stairs apprehensively. Diana would come down to have breakfast with them at any minute, and he was both excited to see the girl again, as he could already imagine the promising day ahead, and worried, wondering if she would be able to navigate this new thing between them. She was young, and one mistake could be enough for their parents to realize something was happening. His mother finding out about what they did the night before would be a nightmare scenario, and he...

So Stupid

How could I have been so stupid, true he said he loved me and just wanted a few pictures of me but how could I let him talk me out of my clothes like that. Luckily I didn't open my legs like he wanted me to, still now a year on and we are no longer going out, he has pictures of me completely naked. I thought I could trust him but his phone call just now proves that I can't. "Meet me in one hour or I'll e-mail your picture to all my mates," he had threatened so what could I do. "Been...

Don t Be Stupid

“Look, I’m sorry, honey. I just want a divorce. Plain and simple. I met Joe again at the reunion, and well, the old flames started up again. You and I, we’ve been going through the motions. It’s over, babe. I don’t know what to say. We’re over. I’m really, really ... really, sorry. I’m really sorry, Dan. I hope that someday, you can forgive me. Here’s the proposed settlement that my lawyer has prepared. I hope that you will find it fair. No alimony, no child support. I didn’t want anything in...

Stupid Mailbox

A very good article I found defining a snapshot, a slice of life, or a piece of time. August 11, 2007 by Joel Falconer When I was in high school, I remember an English teacher sternly warning the class: "A short story has a clear-cut beginning, middle and end. I will look for this in your story, and if I cannot find it, I will fail you." What she didn't realize is that a good short story seldom works this way. She was stuck in the rigid conformity to the linear that the educational system...

Nurses are SOOO Stupid

Copyright© - All rights reserved. Look at the silly ditz. She really has no clue does she? How embarrassing it will be for her when she realizes everyone is laughing at her. "Shannon sweetie, you know this is the 'Doctor's Lunch Room' don't you?" We all laugh as she stares blankly at me, totally confused as usual. "You knew that didn't you? Oh how silly you must feel! You see nursey girls like you eat down stairs in the hospital cafeteria with everybody else. Only big doctors...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 15 England

We landed in Newcastle just before five in the morning, local time. Devin had us quickly loaded in a travel van, and on the road to Ambleside. The driver said it would take two hours to get there, but Devin promised a big tip if we got there sooner. We arrived in front of the hotel at six forty-five. There, everyone got out except Devin and me. The Langdale Valleys are located in the Lake District National Park in the county of Cumbria, in the northwest of England. There are two valleys, the...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 18 San Francisco

Kendal came and picked me up after church and brunch. We were meeting Tami, Missy, and Harper at the airport. Tami had gone home with Harper over the weekend. They had stayed for graduation at Wesleyan. The girls were excited about their big adventure. It turned out that they were seated with Kendal and Clare. Did I really want all of them comparing notes? I boarded first class to find a kid a little older than I was, was sitting in my seat. I hate it when that happens. "Hey, I think...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 27 Saying Goodbye

I had just returned home from my morning workout, when Mom made me promise that instead of swimming at Beth’s I would go with her to the hospital. I’d been putting it off. Every time I thought of it, I would see Terri in my mind’s eye, the girl Mom was friends with at the cancer center at Stanford, and the girl who passed away. What finally convinced me was when Mom said I knew one of the children. As we parked, Mom gave me some pointers. “This is a traumatic time for these kids. Be patient...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 6 Northwestern

I had called Peggy last night and we arranged to run this morning. She explained that since I was now dating her, I should come pick her up. That was why I found myself jogging up to her house. Mr. Pratt was coming out the back door to go to work. "Morning," I said in way of a greeting. "I want to talk to you," he said in an unfriendly way. I just stopped, and tried to figure out what his deal was. "Who do you think you are taking my daughter out and getting her drunk?" he...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 7 Music Video

I was dreading this week. It was Homecoming, and Eve Holliday was coming back to shoot her video for Hometown Hero. I was still not happy about her breakup song, as it made me look as though I'd cheated on her. I had told Kendal that I would help her any way I could, and that promise was about to be called in. They were supposed to meet me at the park this morning, and follow me on a run. I grabbed some running clothes, and I made sure I had my Range Sports gear. I went out and stretched...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 16 Holidays

I was kissed awake. "You're so cute when you sleep," Nancy said as she ran her fingers through my hair. I looked at the clock. There was an hour before my alarm was to go off. I grinned, having an idea why she had awakened me. "Good morning, Sunshine. Why are you so happy this morning?" "Because my man was so good to me last night I couldn't see sending him off to the salt mines without a little loving," she almost purred. I rewarded her by giving her a deep soulful kiss. Nancy...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 19 Making a Movie

Tracy had another breakdown, mid-week. Her depression didn't seem to be getting any better. Tom talked to me, and there was talk where she would drop out of school for a semester and get some extensive treatment. He never came out and said it, but I suspected they were worried she might do something stupid. I had gone over to see her Thursday night, but she was asleep. I never got a chance to talk to her. One unexpected result from last Saturday night, was Brit's new bodyguards: her...

Stupid BoyChapter 5 Comeback Kid

I woke with my usual morning hard-on. My eyes were still closed, but I felt the presence of a warm female body in my bed. I felt a wave of pure bliss and I nestled my dick against her panty clad ass. In my sleep, my right hand found a handful of tit. I felt a hard nipple pushing through fabric into my palm. This was almost better than waking up to a blow job. Sleep started to leave my brain when I became aware I had no idea who was in my bed. To my surprise, it was Tami. She had apparently...

Stupid BoyChapter 17 Coin Flip

Mom woke us up so Angie could feed Kyle. I looked at the clock. It was 3:00 am. I grabbed my pillow and went to my living room to sleep on the couch. My alarm went off at 7:00 a.m., which woke Kyle up. I entertained him while Angie took a shower. She stole a pair of shorts and one of my button-up dress shirts. She looked damn fine with her wet hair. She smirked when she saw my morning wood. I just handed her Kyle and took my shower. When I got out, she was gone. I went down to the house for...

StupidChapter 4

Are people anything but selfish? All the people I've met have tried to change me, my actions to the perspective they have of me. Even I'm no different. I'm trying to do the right thing as I find it. I don't know. I wish I didn't have to find these answers. I went through with the divorce. I went for a 50-50 split. I donated as much money as I could over the next month. Rest I left to the government relief fund, I don't care what happens to it. I moved to a motel, far from where I...

Too stupid to tell 0

This story takes place back when I was 21 and in college, I think this will be a multiple part series due to the fact that our relationship took place over the course of two years. The first chapter of this is pretty basic we go into a lot more risky sex we got into some weird shit, that and we eventually made it our goal to bang in questionable area's of the campus. They're will be lots of public sex to come in the following chapters. The college is a pseudo military academy, its mainly...

Too stupid to tell 1

The academy is mainly filled with angry, young, white men. There are some girls there maybe less than one hundred out a twelve hundred student body. So pickings are slim but to make matters worse most of the ladies are pigs, the girls that are fuckable maybe thirty and probably only a handful of hot ones and they are on the low end of the hot scale. My name is Chris and the girls name is Maura, we met under somewhat weird conditions. There is a punishment discipline system for everything...

Sasha Sasha Sasha you stupid cunt Chaptrt 1

“AaaaHhhhh”…. Freezing cold, wet, wide awake, the pain subdued by the cold. Momentarily anyway. “Mmmmfffuuee.” Sasha’s mind raced. What was that? Uugghhh.. She groaned. Trying to right herself. Impossible. Was that ice water? “Look she is awake, She is trying to move, ” A voice rang out. Sasha called for help but all that was heard was Hhheeetthhh…eee eesse. “Make sure those bindings are tight, Her master will want to whip her again and put on that harness with the 12 inch vibrating cock and...

Love is Stupid and Great Ch 01

So this is my newest story. I know I’ve been sporadic in my submissions, but you know how life can be sometimes. I will return to The Punchline, but I think I may rewrite the whole thing, as, reading over it, I felt it was very rushed and, while decent, was definitely not my best work. And I’m a writer for fuck’s sake, so I should be rewriting shit cause I’m my biggest critic. So, I’ve decided to wade my way back into the realm of romantic erotica and have started with the first chapter of...

My poor asshole for a stupid bet

Tuesday night my loving hubby had invited his old friend Buck to come home and watch together a football game match.I got bored during the match, so I made a light signal to Buck and he followed me upstairs, as Victor continued watching the football game in his favorite armchair."Well, Ana, how do you want it, babe?" Buck asked me as I turned to him when we arrived to the master bedroom. My hands had gone to his heavy, rock hard chest as I looked up at him. He was a huge man and was nearly...

drunk and stupid 2

bang bang bang''there you go boi , take it in that cute mouth''bang bang bangmy head bouncing on the shower walls his thrust so deep in my mouth hands up no excape, mouth fuck by the black older life guard and his powerfull cock''you are getting hard lil fag you love my bigger cock''pumping in my mouth with his cock ''oh your so small , i love training lil cock white boy like you to be happy in secret sucking a bigger cock''''that little cock so cute and happy''''yes boi look at me like this,...

Stupid Bet Blacken

My name is Zack, and this is a true story about how I lost my ex-girlfriend to my ex-best friend. It all started when I got in a bar room conversation with my, at the time best friend, James. James was a tall athletic black guy, I roomed with in college. He's a big talker about his exploits with women, especially white women. He claimed they were all hot for him and would do whatever he wanted by the time he got done seducing them. Blah, blah, blah, yea I heard it all before. How the Black...

Stupid Stuck Cabinet

The snowflakes fell thick, to the point where Justin could only see a few dozen feet into the distance. He ran a cold, ungloved hand through his hair, brushing white powder and ice off, and tried to walk a little faster. The snow was up to his knees even on the plowed section of the sidewalk, and his feet sank into it as though it were freezing cold sand. The day had been a long one, and Justin was tired. His school vacation had been filled with more work than play, ever since his boss at the...

Stupid

STUPID by Suzi (Johnson) Thomas It was my big mouth that had gotten me into trouble, as usual. I had been in a singles bar, and I was hitting on two attractive chicks, bragging about what a good lover I am. We had a few drinks as I kept running my mouth off, and the blonde, Debbie, turned to the redhead, Pat, and said, "I think this guy is full of shit; do you want to give him a chance to put his pecker where his mouth is?" "Why not," Pat responded, "he is pretty good-looking, for an...

Stupid Decision

Stupid Decision By Chryslerman - [email protected] When people see me, all they see is a tall, thin guy. Not overly attractive, but not ugly either. Just a guy, normally would be forgetful looking if not for being so thin. As I grew older, I tried everything to gain weight, or build up muscles, anything. But I also became more submissive, and into more fetishes. I liked bondage, mummification, latex, leather, steel, chastity, feminization, and so on. I spoke to my...

Stupid Husband Tricks

Stupid Husband Tricks By Juliette Lima I suppose I should explain why I'm telling this tale, it's all because I didn't want to take a six week bus tour of the mid-west and stop at a different mall every day. My wife of more than three decades and her sister got it in their heads that taking a bus tour, hitting malls all over the mid-west, and then having a rolling scrapbooking party every day on the bus was just the absolute ideal vacation. I told her I would rather be beaten...

My Stupid Husband

My husband has been on my ass to go to a bar and pick up a total stranger and let him fuck me. My husband wanted to warch also. I could not figure out what the big turn was for him. i had no interest in doing this but my friend said I should do it as it would make my marriage better. Now i am not ugly, I always get hit on when ever I am running errands or at the store. I told my friend, Alex that I would do this to shut my husband up but she had to go with me, so no one would try to kill me...

Taken a stupid mistake 6

TAKEN: A Stupid mistake 6 I know this has literally been years, there has been a reason for that, but still apologise The story is in my head and will be completed ASAP. I have been spending less time behind a key board and more time actually playing as 'Candice' my female persona. Although never to this level, I still hope you enjoy the next part. I wake, slowly at first, groggy so very very groggy, I start to shake my head and hear the clinking of metal but it feels far away,...

Stupid Cupid

STUPID CUPID by Throne There was a whole flock of them, flitting around high above the city. They were cute little cherubs, their wings flapping as each one checked the bow he carried and the quiver of arrows slung over his bare shoulder. They had blond curls and wore modest diaper-like garments. All of them appeared about the same except for one. It was Kelvin, an inexperienced and rather confused Cupid, who was obviously confused and kept going around in circles. Several of the...

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It was a Saturday, and I had nothing better to do than lay in my bed in my dorm room, watching TV.Suddenly, I heard a quiet knock at my door, which I initially ignored, until the quiet knocking turned into banging. Lazily, I got off my bed to answer, and was greeted by my friend Sam, who I had been regularly hanging out with since the start of the year."Whats up?" I said."Hey man, how's it goin'? You wanna hang out?" he asked."I mean, I didn't really plan on going out today, all my other...

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The Sentence I should have never said Chapter 2 Mom shows up at school pissed and then I said that stupid sentence

Chapter # 2 Mom shows up at school pissed, and then I said that stupid sentence. Mom was not a happy camper when she arrived at the school that's for sure. She had just gotten that new premotion at work about three months ago, and now she had to leave work for this. I knew I was going to hear it, but good, by the way mom was looking at me. The only thing was I knew that I didn't really do anything wrong, but it seemed no one would listen to me. The principle had both of us come...

Stupid Young Whore Chapter 3

Diana's heart beat fast and loud. She started to hear it like a drum in her ears soon as she began to reminisce that morning. It felt wrong but, at the same time, so right. Like the aching parts of her body, from how her leg muscles felt sore to that deep part of her that Daniel had reached and still throbbed, it was something that should feel bad but definitely didn't. The girl had spent the last twenty minutes in the shower, washing off the reminders of how much Daniel seemed to want...

Little Man and Stupid Bitch

I guess the first thing you need to know in order to understand what happened is background. My name is Robert Daltry; I'm twenty-seven years old and I work as an aircraft mechanic for a major airline. I'm five foot six, about a hundred and sixty-five pounds and I'm in great shape thanks to daily runs and work outs at the gym. I've always been small — at least in relation to my peers — and it goes back to my parents. My father was five foot six and my mother was four foot ten. Always being...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 8 Bad Thing Happen

I slept most of the ride back. When I was about a half hour out, I called Mona to see if she wanted to pick me up. I then called home and Mom answered. I told her Dad was off the hook for picking me up. She laughed and said they forgot they were supposed to come get me. It must suck getting old. They say your memory is the first thing to go. Mona was waiting for me when we pulled up. She suggested going to her place to talk, but her parents were home. I told her we could go to my place. I...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 9 Tracy s Story

The last week had gone pretty much as expected. Everyone had seen the video. No one knew what to make of me, so they avoided me. I talked to Kendal and we put modeling on hold until I got my stitches out. The swelling had gone down, but I was still bruised. I had visited the plastic surgeon again and she was happy with how things were going. She told me that if there was scarring that she would use a laser to smooth things out. I had not played seven-on-seven football today. Mike had stepped...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 10 Baseball Tryouts

First thing, I went looking for Tracy. She didn't see me come up behind her. I figured a little payback was in order so I gave her a hip check. Her head snapped around, and when she saw it was me, she got a big grin. "Hey, sexy boy," she purred. That got everyone's attention, and I actually blushed. She winked at me as she turned to go to her locker. It was nice to see her smiling. After school, I went to baseball tryouts. There were a lot of guys and even a few girls trying out. I...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 17 Formal

By the time I made it to school on Monday, there was lots of news. The first was Lindsey's tirade, which blew up on YouTube. My comment about Thank God that date is over was receiving the majority of the comments and Lily told me 90% were in my favor. The second was my confirmation of Adrienne having my love child. Lily was monitoring my twitter account and I had girls offering to show me the natural way to do it. Adrienne had called me on Sunday and asked if this was revenge for standing...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 23 Birthday Week

Today I was meeting with my speed training coach at the gym. There had been some hassle to get him in the gym, because they didn't like outside trainers. They ended up making me pay for a guest pass to let him use the facility. I met him at the counter at the entrance. He was a young guy in his twenties who looked like he worked out ... a lot. "Jack?" I asked. "You must be David. Bo told me you were in shape. I hear you need to make some quick improvements in your speed before next...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 24 Elite Camp

Bo Harrington met us at the apartment where we'd be staying. He'd found us a three bedroom within walking distance of the Camp, and Hunter and Ridge had agreed to room with me. Bo suggested we needed time away from the facility. Bo had rented the unit right across from us. I got settled into my room, and joined him across the hall. The West Coast guys were not getting in until late this afternoon. I'd caught the first flight out of O'Hare and had arrived just before lunch. Bo had food...

Stupid Boy Freshman Year Part IIChapter 25 Modeling Camp Week 1

I woke up early and ran. Today was a lovely summer day. You could smell the cut grass, which reminded me I needed to mow our lawn. I took in our neighborhood as it slowly came awake. As I began to run I knew I needed to think. I quickly fell into the zone. Tami dating Trevor had rocked me. I'd been making decisions based on our long term relationship above and beyond just friendship. She said nothing had changed, but for me it had. My other two best friends, Alan and Jeff, were nowhere as...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 5 Band Auction

Peggy was still playing her game of wait and see. We were running in the morning and talking, but she was not ready to commit to dating. I was starting to consider my other options. I decided that this morning I would make one last attempt. If things didn't work out, I was going to move on. I went to Peggy's house to pick her up so we could run. She was looking good in her sweats and t-shirt. Her red hair was pulled back into a pony tail. I really liked her and could not figure out what...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 8 Halloween Dance

I got up to run and was stretching in the drive when Peggy came out our back door. She had a big meet on Wednesday for Districts. If she did well, there, she was going to State. She came up to me and gave me a kiss. "I want to say thank you, again," she said. "You need to thank Mom. She's the one that did it," I said. Peggy had slept nearly fifteen hours Saturday night and Sunday. Mom finally woke her up so they could go to lunch, after Mom returned from church. After lunch, Mom sat...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 9 Corrupting My Friends

When I got to school, Tracy was waiting for me. She gave Peggy a hip check to let her know she wanted to talk to me alone. Peggy gave me a kiss, and left for her locker. "I need your help," Tracy said. I just raised an eyebrow. "You have to yell at the freshmen. They think it was cute, touching you at the dance. They don't know how quickly they can destroy their reputations. Piper is already having problems." "I think I can handle that. I wasn't happy they were grabbing...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 22 Stryker

I was on my way to the airport with Kendal. We were going to be gone for a four day weekend to finish up the on-site work for the movie. Our destination was the Northwest Territories. We would be staying in the small town of Yellowknife. It was called The Gateway to the North. I was excited about finishing up my portion of the movie. There would be some big chase and fight scenes that would allow me to use my newly acquired gun skills. Craig had called me earlier in the week and told me he...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 26 Spring Break

My phone woke me up, and when I checked it was Tami. "Happy Easter!" I heard her and her host family call out. I looked at the clock. It was six-thirty in the morning. I tried to remember if she was five or six hours different. Anyways, it was too damn early for Sunday morning. "You are all evil. You do realize it is the crack of dawn here," I complained. "I know, but you love me, anyway. We are off to see historic folk dancing by the Morris Dancers. They assure me it is an English...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 28 Alternate Prom

Duke and I walked out my backdoor to run, when he darted into the backyard to do his business. I heard the low rumble of him growling, so I decided to go investigate. I found Precious guarding something, something furry. Oh Dear Lord, she caught one of Duke's squirrels. You have to understand, there was a sacred bond between dog and squirrel. It was the squirrel's job to torment the dog by bouncing around and then running up trees. The squirrel then twitches its tail and chirped at the...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 35 Elite 11 Part 1

Today was the beginning of one of the most important weeks of my football future. The camp was being held at Nike's Corporate Campus, in Beaverton, Oregon. Beaverton was located just seven miles from downtown Portland. I woke up with an uneasy stomach, which was a good sign. It meant I was ready. All I needed now was to puke, and I was good to go. Tami was in my bed and I watched her sleep. I was still confused about us having sex last week. There was something in the back of my mind trying...

Stupid Boy Sophomore YearChapter 37 Women Troubles

It was good to be home, and to sleep in my own bed. I was sick of dorm and hotel beds. You just seem to sleep better at home. I was also happy to see Duke. You would have thought I'd been gone for years by the way he acted when I got home. I would have to a talk with Brit and Precious about what they had done to my poor boy. As I walked down the stairs to go run, I went through a mental checklist of what I needed to do before I left for my last football camp. I wanted to get the oil changed...

Stupid BoyChapter 2 Many Firsts

Labor Day was the busiest day of the season for Dad and his Parks and Recreation staff. The parks would be full and it was the last day they had the public pools open. Greg and I always had to help in some way. For some reason Greg had gotten out of helping this time. He got up early and left for the day. Dad made me help the lifeguards at the main pool. You had to be 16 to do it for money so I was an unpaid volunteer, or that was what Dad told me. By 11:00 am the pool was packed. It was a...

Stupid BoyChapter 7 Endings and Beginnings

I didn't call or text Tracy when I got back. I think Tom knew there was trouble in paradise so he got one of the partners to drive us home. I stopped in, talked to my folks for a couple of minutes, and then told them I was going to go say goodbye to Tami. They told me that Uncle Jim was going to be arriving on Monday. I went up to my apartment, took a quick shower, and changed my clothes. I sent Tami a text, grabbed my bike, and headed over. Today was truly a day to celebrate. One of our...

Stupid BoyChapter 8 Bachelor Auction

After the Lakeview game, I buckled down and did everything Bo Harrington wanted. If I wasn't in school or church, football consumed ninety percent of my day. If I was lucky, I found an hour a day right before bedtime for myself. I spent most of that time talking to my friends on video chat. Tracy snuck out a couple of nights and we spent the night. I loved having my apartment over the garage. Tracy and I were becoming a team. She understood the demands on my time and she was doing a lot of...

Stupid BoyChapter 11 Stranded

Tonight was my first date setup by Tami. I dressed in my Dockers, dark blue sports coat, and one of my fitted shirts with boat shoes. Of course, Tami picked the whole wardrobe, down to the silk boxers. I played fashion show trying on several outfits until I heard a giggle that was not Tami's. It turns out that she had half the dorm watching me on a big screen TV in their lounge. I didn't let on that I knew what was going on. It was payback time. "That one doesn't work. It doesn't bring...

Stupid BoyChapter 12 Superman

I got a text message to meet Coach Harrington in his office instead of on the practice field before school. When I got there, Coach Lambert and Coach Engels were both there also. I took a seat and Bo kicked off the meeting. "David, I want to talk to you before you hear it from anyone else." Oh hell, this can't be good. "After Friday's game, I'm no longer going to be able to help you. I have another assignment I have to take on. If I didn't have a long term relationship, I would not be...

Stupid BoyChapter 16 Payback Time

I was glad to see Mark's dad was driving. At least he didn't lose his job. I wondered if his son went back to California or if he stayed but I didn't take the time to see if he was still playing for Eastside. So I decided I needed to be alone with my thoughts so I pulled my iPad out of my bag and allowed him to open my door, and I got in. He loaded my bags in the trunk, and we pulled away from the stadium. We were on the road for about fifteen minutes when the divider came down. "Sir, I...

Stupid BoyChapter 21 Chicago

Kendal picked me up early because we had a long drive to Chicago. I loaded my bags in her trunk and I had coffee plus cinnamon rolls for the trip. "Did Tom give you your portfolio?" she asked. "Nope, I guess we have to go to your office first." I thought for a moment of what else we might need. "Should we make a CD with all the photos watermarked?" "That's a good idea. Do you have the CDs from yesterday?" I shook my head no. I got my phone out and called Tom. He met us at his...

Stupid BoyChapter 22 Doctor Visits

When I came awake, I found Beth watching me. "You got your wish." "What wish is that Beth?" "I've never been this sore from good sex before. I know I was fucked and I will be walking funny for a while. I still can't believe you stayed hard that long. Did you ever cum?" "That was weird for me too. I just couldn't seem to get off, but I have to say you were a real trooper. Did you enjoy it?" "I loved it. Each time I came, you just powered through and kept pounding me. I swear it...

Stupid BoyChapter 28 Church Ski Trip

I woke to someone knocking on my door. I pulled on a pair of sweats. I looked out the peep hole and saw Pastor Dan and a bunch of other people from church. I groaned and opened the door with a smile on my face. "We just got in and it seems we can't get to the cabins yet. I was wondering if we could impose on you for a bit?" asked Pastor Dan. I waved everyone in. There were twelve kids ranging from 10 to 16. It seemed to be an even distribution of boys and girls plus Pastor Dan and Mrs....

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"Sorry, Coach. I didn't know I'd made the team. I didn't try out." "Yeah. That's why you're not on varsity." "Huh?" "Coach Mitchell has this thing about not putting guys on his team who don't show up for try-outs." "I'm sorry, Coach. I haven't been all together this year. I didn't think I'd be playing." "I don't know the whole story and I don't need to. I've seen you working out with Whitney every morning and that was good enough to tell me you were still in shape...

StupidChapter 3

So, I was the chosen one. I didn't want a wife as much as our parents wanted one for me. I took her to our first date, she was cute, seemed happy, and made appropriate noises. She enjoyed our day out; we did the conventional routine of dating. I thought maybe she was the one and put of my mask for a while, and the usual result. She was shocked to see me. Unemotional, unassuming, but stupid man behind the mask. Didn't I expect this? Well if I had to try it with someone. I chose to put her...

Stupid Sluts Club

Reddit Stupid Sluts Club, aka r/StupidSlutsClub! No matter how innocent you think you are, we all have a little slut inside of us… and sometimes it is difficult to find a place where we can just be ourselves, basically. Well, not anymore. Did you know that r/stupidslutsclub/ is a subreddit dedicated to all the sluts who just want to be… sluts, basically. You have all the freedom to explore and enjoy this section; it is free, after all.How much do you know about Reddit.com? Well, this is a free...

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Big Boy

Big Boy ? revised 6/2005 By P Let me know what you think ([email protected]) Zack had heard the rumors more than once and had dismissed them out of handeach time. Urban legends, he had snorted in utter disbelief. Every season,it was said, a football player or two from some team or other disappeared uphere after their game against Rocky Mountain State. He couldn't help but laugh.Somehow, the alleged victim was never a well-known player or even a name playerwhom anyone remembered...

Pentonbridge Pig

Chapter 1 - Arrival"Bitches Out!"The bellow of the guard was followed by the almost musical tinkling of chains. Chains attached to cuffs at each girls' ankles; connecting upwards to a belly chain and onwards, on the shortest of links, to wrist cuffs, forcing the girls to hold their hands tight to their waists, elbows snug in at their sides. These travel-chains by no means made it easy for the girls to negotiate the step down out of the bus, down to the dusty tarmac outside Pentonbridge...

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