Creampie
There I was in the kitchen, washing my hands, when I heard the phone ring. I didn't know where my wife, Jill was. I had been out working on the truck. She had gotten mad at me, because we weren't going to spend the day together. I needed the truck for work the next day. Well, back to the story.I picked up the phone and was about to say hello, when I heard my wife say, "Hello." I thought to myself that this was good. She didn't leave after all. Apparently, she didn't know I had picked up the...