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“What is that?” “It’s, uh, my dick.” “Why do you have it on my desk?” “Because I want your opinion.” “It’s…nice. I could put it to good use. I mean, if it were available.” “I’ve got plans for it if things go the way I hope.” “Your _hope_ is getting bigger. Maybe we should call it the ‘Great White Hope’?” “Yeah, it is, isn’t it? I’d better act...