God is a Slut Chapter 6 Jesus is a Douchebag 1
Chapter 1 Lucifer and God are both women, and both very sexually active. They make a bet, where God tries to create a human of ultimate purity, and Lucifer (called Lucy), tries to corrupt that child. Rachel is the main character here, a god-fearing, virgin, college freshmen with a killer body. She gets sent to hell, much to her shock, and is given the details of her quest. She agrees to do it, and misinterprets God's slutty nature as a test of her faith. The first trial in Lucy's seven-day...