Pool Side
I'm in your neighborhood and stop at your house for directions, as I approach your door I hear noise from the backyard and let myself around back. Upon coming around back I see you in the pool, you're lost in your thoughts as you lay naked on a float enjoying the sun and don't see or hear me immediately. After a few moments of admiring your skin glistening in the sun I have a decision, walk away without alerting you or say something? The growing bulge in my pants wins out the argument and I say...
Straight Sex