Highway Beautification
I saw the breakdown on the shoulder of the highway, and over up to see if my help was needed. As I stepped out of my vehicle and walked around to the front of the other car, it was obvious that the problem was both unfortunate and embarrassing. Unbelted pants sagged as an obese man bent under the hood, revealing a crescent moon's worth of bulging, hairy flesh. Frayed pant cuffs piled around clownish feet clad in cheap shoes, worn soles visible as their owner stood on tiptoes for a...