Poo Covered Cucumbers in Paradise
I was the tender age of 39 when I lost my virginity to a woman who I'll refer to as Hubertina. Our romance began when I first moved to Southern France, to set up my own panelbeating workshop. I met her down at the local fresh produce market, where I was buying some cucumbers. She was working there, wiping the dusty shelves with her sweet little pinafore, and breathing heavily from the exertion. I watched her from the garlic buckets as little beads of sweat ran down her unique features. I...
Erotic