Parking Lot Cocksucker
I was at Menard's this morning shopping for some items for a project I was working on. I saw a nice looking man about 60 years old looking for something in the bolt aisle. I went down the aisle and squatted down next to him as if I were looking at something on a lower shelf. I accidentally bumped him, "I'm sorry, I hope I didn't disturb you" I said looking up at him. "No..no I was just looking for a nut" he said, (seriously that's what he said) holding a bolt out for me to see. He had turned...